'Please like me' edition.
nigger
nigger
cum, they told me
par up a pum pum
>people pay more for things that look more 'worn' (read: scratched)
ah yes, capitalism
>canacucks
subhumans
http://is.4chan.org/gif/1481946368871.webm
>>68722498
Great thread nigger
Choon:
https://twitter.com/GLove39/status/809415848607838211
>>68722530
something in retail
or maybe a cleaner
What did she mean by this?
What are you getting Jesus for his birthday lads?
>>68722656
cookies and milk
>>68722650
"yes, come over"
I've began to watch this series on netflix!! Fresh Meat was fun. thanks someone who introduced it to me on /brit/
the northern canadian powerhouse
>>68722650
What do your voice mails say?
>>68722656
gloves
>>68722688
have you ever gotten poo on your willy?
>Fell asleep at 12
>awake now
Wtf happened??
will these make me look gay
>>68722688
All me.
>>68722726
no but my willy in your arse will
>>68722735
MATE
>>68722716
not yet desu
>>68722735
shan't be happening
>>68722726
looks a bit surferbrooooooo but idk how that is in australia
*holds up spork*
watching Mad Max lads
i was meant to be australian desu
>>68722773
banter
>>68722726
Naw they look pretty cool
w2c?
>>68722778
bl haha
>>68722778
>mad max
>he's not mad
'dubs for chelsea'
what a wanker
>>68722726
Depends on your personal style desu if that's something that fits then go for it
>>68722815
they're just on the rayban site
http://www.ray-ban.com/australia/mobile/sunglasses/RB2140%20UNISEX%20123-original%20wayfarer%20floral-pink/8053672581188?category_Id=302116
>>68722650
Unironically using that line is absolute runt tier
Should have said "because only archaeologists 500 years from now will find your bones when I'm finished"
gonna do a wee
i'm weeing
>>68722864
>$230
Fuck that shit
I copped a pair of traditional all black POLARIZED Wayfarers for $90 from an eBay deal a few months ago
>>68722904
dont care about you, your life, or what the fuck you buy
no-one here cares
fuck off you insufferable little twat
yanks out
>>68722559
>I'm sorey sir. I'm so sorey.
>>68722773
proof that titcows get away with anything
might poo the bed and get mummy to clean it up
do police in Australia carry guns?
>>68722904
don't forget that's dollarydoos
>>68722948
yes
>>68722923
t. Nigga hella jelly of my sick deal
nigerian nigger
>>68722948
yee
doing an offtopic shitposting sesh in multiple /v/ threads
>>68722959
>>68722981
do you lads have guns or is just not worth going through the red tape?
>>68722957
It didn't say ray-bans.au.com
>>68722998
my gun licence arrived about a week ago haha
who /asiangf2017/ here
>>68723002
it says .com/australia donit?
find it hard to believe they'd be 230 in aus and us
Are you fond of the place you call home?
>the smiths - heaven knows im miserable now
fucking tune
>>68722998
ive no interest. also never seen a gun that wasn't on a cops hip
>>68723068
its the one place where i can be me
desu
>>68723028
what are you gonna buy?
i have a Glock 17 and an AR-15 both of which are extremely popular here
>>68722761
Doubt it will be your choice my chum
stop talking about firearms RIGHT NOW
>>68723094
22 .lr to start with then I'll probably move onto a .308 when I'm a decent shot for a bit more firepower
handguns are obtainable here but they're hard to get, a wank to get and serve absolutely no self defense purpose so yeah haha plus AR's are stupidly hard to get here
right thats it you're in trouble now pal
>>68723162
What's with the Semitic obsession with foreskins?
Siam, post that Chinka with 'tash.
>>68722656
nails' repellant.
>>68723148
get a Ruger Mini-14 if you can they're really great rifles
Need a shit but mummy will be getting up soon and I dont want her to know I'm still awake
i sent a job application for a brand ambassador job and i faked all my experience (never had a part time job before) and i got an email back saying they'd like me to call them
wat do
doing a watch of adventure time
>>68723250
quite the dilemma
>>68722688
I only wanted to watch the fackin' rugby!
>>68723262
you have to run and start a new life. no time to say by to mum
>>68723262
You take the job. It's like those 2 guys who went to golf in Best Korea for Australia
>>68723248
can't m8, they're autoloading so a giant pain in the arse to get
easiest rifles to get are ones with a manual load to it like lever, bolt although pump shotguns are hard af to get too
>>68723291
and what do i say if they ask me what my prior sales job/experience was?
gonna become a paediatrician and when people ask what i do for a living ill tell them im a practicing paedo
people into guns are over compensating for something
>go out with the normies
>keep thinking of funny things to say on /brit/ instead of funny things to say irl to my actual friends
ahh yes, the so called autism
it's taking over
>>68723293
ahh no shortage of good choices there though i really like the Marlin 30-30 and my next purchase will probably be a Springfield model 1903
>>68723352
>having friends
font
>>68723369
FOAL
do sperms have conscious minds lads?
Went to shit and mummy walked in on me
look at the speed
http://is.4chan.org/pol/1481947874382.webm
>>68723362
I'm looking at an australian brand for my .22 because I've heard they're really good but haven't looked into what make of a .308 I'll get. I suspect it will cost me a tonne because I want to get into long range rifling and the shit those guys use can go up to like $9000 for the rifle alone
> don't go out with anyone because i'm a friendless neet
Ahh yes, the so-called "depression"
it's taking over
>>68723437
what's it called when you're past that and just dont care about anything anymore
the scroll wheel has broken on my mouse lads
bit annoyed :x
>>68723452
post ironic depression
>>68723455
how long until you get a new one D:
>>68723452
more along the lines of actual depression
>>68723424
i think the Remington 700 is probably the best rifle you can get for that
>>68723421
self-defense, she hit first tbf
>>68723476
how long is a piece of string?
>>68723452
apathy
It's almost new year, shall not be falling for any /brit/ meet ups this time desu.
>>68723424
>>68723507
without getting into boutique manufacturers and independent smiths
>>68723507
I though remington 700's had really dropped in quality over the last like 15 years?
>guns
>>>/foy
>>68723525
i've never had any problems with them in terms of function or accuracy and they are the standard issue sniper rifle for our army
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=syhoHIe6Wpc
thoughts on this?
Is everyone is Villalad's rabbithole, and did Dirty Sanchez get banned?
How in the hell is the Colombian kid from Modern Family hitting on both his step-sister and his step-nieces is endearing? And me being gay is somehow weird.
had a dream i was the leader of a suicidal cult but in the end i didnt take the poison and everyone else did
Whoa, hey guys! Here's the top THREE ~~~funniest~~~ videos on Youtube! Check it out dudes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9LlEIDJL08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0B4WQv6Sf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpigjnKl7nI
>>68723616
>>68723617
could you fuckers learn english
>>68723617
Because he's not related to them and you're mentally ill
>>68723632
you'd be jailed for that
>>68723643
Americans are mentally ill t b h.
therapist says i have "persistent depressive disorder"
funny that the only think persistent about me is a mental illness haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnzNyf6hC5I
scary shit boys
the goal is to move to truro
>Because he's not related to them
>brits will never know these feels
>>68723657
Probably but that doesn't change the fact that benders are as well
really just want an English gf already 2bh
>Probably but that doesn't change the fact that benders are as well
update: Thai "bloke" supports Not. Forest.
>>68723639
I know it better than anyone I've seen in here, I reckon.
>>68723594
yeah idk I'd just read the quality of the make had declined over the last 15 years or something so they weren't as well made anymore
the 700 was actually one of the ones I was considering looking into for my long range rifle desu
>>68723730
The only kind of skiing they do is railing crushed up caffeine powder that they think is yayo though
>normie tv
Literally cannot believe there are unironic homophobes rn.
>>68723765
piss off, you poof baby
>>68723718
Rasheed.
>time and again the most outspoken homophobes turn out to be gay
the neurons are firing lads
>>68723759
oi spoil it, I'm not caught up yet
>>68723753
all of the ones i've shot were relatively new but if you are concerned just buy a used one as they're common as fuck
savage makes good rifles at a really reasonable price point as well
>>68723779
sick of this meme. people are just hateful cunts
What's the criteria Americans use for giving someone the death sentence? seems like some people who killed a shitload of people don't get it while some that kill a few do.
>>68723319
International communications. American and West European
>>68723779
Or maybe it's just that benders are degenerate sickos who all want to nonce up little boys and go around spreading disease and drug use
>>68723805
depends on the state and whether they are insane or not
might cum on a plumb
Smithy's the stereotypic britposter, as my headmaster would say “a pseudo–hardman”,
giving me a few chuckles.
>>68723779
Sometimes true, but to me, it just seems like Freudish bullshit propagated by the gay s.j.w.s
>proofster.jpg
>>68723789
I've heard savage are really good too. tikka and howa are popular here too but they're more hunting rifles afaik
>>68723833
I only cum on straights
Britain is an autistic nation
>>68723805
Mostly it has to do with whether or not the defendant pleads out but in some cases like Dylann Roof the crimes are considered so heinous that the district attorney has no interest in pleading out the case
However in most capital cases the prosecutor will offer life without parole in exchange for a guilty plea to save the state the time and cost of holding a trial
I hate the movie the quiet man
>>68723866
if you asked for the death penalty would they grant it?
thread needs more memes and gimmicks
I told dad I was going out with some m8s and he gave me some money and told me to stay out till sunrise.
I'm currently sat on a bench in the Asda reception area, using their WiFi. When does the sun come up?
the goal is to move to 3001 Pacific Ave,
San Francisco, CA 94115
gif idea: Ian Duncan Smith literally turning up the volume.
I DEMAND AN ANGLO BOYFRIEND !
>>68723850
howa are nice because they're manufactured by weatherby which is a higher end manufacturer so you get a lot for your money
when it comes down to it there is no real difference between a hunting rifle and a target or sniper rifle aside from the furniture in some cases
for instance the remington 700 is probably the most popular deer rifle here but is also the standard issue army sniper rifle
did somebody say gimmicks?
>>68723926
fuck off you fucking spic weeaboo nonce. you're probably brown as shit and wank your little brown dick off to cartoons depicting underage girls
>>68723926
post bum
>>68723926
need a chile bf <3 x
I may release a book one day based on all the text I saved off the Chins into Word.
I'm thinking of the title: "My life and the hole of autism".
The use of bullet points is an immediate tell of a weak intellect.
>>68723938
rude
>>68723946
butts are lewd
>>68723926
EL CHILENO
>>68723063
It doesn't
>>68723926
sure okay, hello
>>68723914
>$22 million
>>68723938
>you're probably brown as shit and wank your little brown dick
p r o j e c t i o n
>>68723967
I like bullet points
No one has time to read long sentences and paragraphs.
>>68723971
>shaved chest
alri battyman haha
>>68723983
>probably
>>68723971
got a little hard looking at this haha xx
>>68723971
nice and smooth :)
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/a/
>Iberoamerican posters
>>68723990
but anon, not everyone is a hairy ape, i'm naturally hairless like a good sissy boy
suck my fucking cock
>>68724008
post more mate
>>68723813
elaborate please
t. interviewer
>>68723927
yeah read a lot of stuff that had said that howa are a lot better than the price would indicate. I did see some stuff about it possibly being slightly worse fired from bipod than shoulder fired but idk
>>68724011
I would
>>68724012
Wait a few months please, I'm on a dieto :3
posting my little willy
>>68724005
>ireland
>>68724046
>american
>uncut
nice try
>>68724046
cute :3
>>68723882
Why?
>staying in florida over christmas with gf's rich, trump-loving parents
>will probably tear up my return ticket
enjoy your stockholm syndrome cunts
>>68724057
We still have better posters than anything most of a continent produces, and that's saying something.
>>68724071
wasn't born here
>>68724080
thanks x
>>68724039
would you care for me and possibly take on my emotional luggage
>>68724046
lose weight
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dylann_Roof#Suspected_motivation
christ he was literally a /pol/ caricature
Need to stick my dick inside a Chilean arsehole.
>>68724016
i take it you'll be shooting at a proper range rather than just out on some empty land?
>>68724086
enjoy drowning when her rents refuse to move cause its all a myth
>>68724086
>being a traitorous cryptoyank
don't come back x
>>68724105
why do you think I am fat
>>68724114
> white
>>68724086
I'll take your spot lad
>>68724133
you're american and the area where the willy meets the skin looks fatty
>>68724136
Don't care.
>>68724013
delivering expressive information to potential clients interested in purchasing or marketing literature and motion pictures,
That's okay
mexicANO
>>68724098
ofc, broken people are way more fun to deal with it
I have a healing fetish
ANO
he's here
>>68724173
>>68724195
going to bum you you fat cunt
Why the fuck does my housemates gf always cockblock me?
It makes no fucking sense
ARRGHHHH RUNT
>>68724211
in what way?
>>68723971
>>68723926
kys faggot
>>68724086
Im gonna cuck you m8
feeling a bit blue tonight lads
can't quite tell why tho x
karen is cute
>Gordo Sanchez
el gordo...
>>68724229
>he says as he posts with an anime avatar
you seem confused about who the faggot is here
irish subhumans....even potatos can defeat them
wrote a poem for you lads
ahem
/brit/ on one the left side on the screen
chaturbate tranny on the right
oh what fun i have had
on this friday night
Eating a takeaway from the local Pakistani establishment
>>68724274
wtf i love gordo now
>>68724272
yeah sorry, it's definitely not the lad looking for a boyfriend
stupid yank
>>68724274
the potato blight started in mexico, just as an aside
>>68724281
me on the right
>>68724254
*González*
>alliteration
aaa, that's better.
>>68724303
anime is gayer than fucking a man arse
>>68724217
It goes back to when we were even in 1st year
Tonight:
>girl in our friend group (they'te not even good friends) is all over me
>we're dancing at the club bumping and grinding
>she gets in close and says housemates gf is giving us looks
>dance a bit more and decide to get another drink
>housemates gf tries to talk to me and"dance" with me to stop me from dancing with the other girl
There's more stuff that happened after that too
>>68723964
:3
>>68723974
CHICANO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A patrician poem
Ain't it a glorious dahy?
Right as a mornin' in Mahy
I feel like I could fly
Have you ever seen the grass
So green, or a bluer sky?
Oh it's a jolly 'oliday with Mary
Mary makes your 'eart so light!
When the dahy is gray and ordinarie
Mary makes the sun shine broight!
Oh, 'appiness is bloomin' all around 'er
The daffodils are smoilin' at the dove
When Mary 'olds your 'and
You feel so grand
>>68724325
>complaining about anime in a thailandese massage forum
dont kys because I love you too :3
:)
for accuracy's sake: the blight defeated the potatoes, not the inanimate tubers defeated the folk.
>>68724332
beat the piss out of her
>this is a 10/10 bod in the uk
what did she mean by this?
>>68724369
post the soles of your feet pls
>>68724400
browned.com
>jews genocided by germans
>armenians genocided by turks
>tutsis genocided by hutus
>irish genocided by potatoes
cant make this shit up
>>68724400
a perishin breed innit
>>68724378
Where have you been for so long?
I know you were in Cuba before then had a cubANO staying at your house
trump is will get murdered soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAticaizX1U
>>68724444
oh no
what've I memed bruv
I was refferin to those gentlemen
>>68724433
jews have been genocided by more than just germans
>>68723754
good post
>>68724433
Oh, you think the potato is your ally, you merely adopted the potato. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the blight until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but famishing! The potato betray me, because they don't belong to me.
>>68724434
delete this post
So /brit/, what's your backstory?
>>68724433
>>68724444
>>68724455
THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
LET'S ROTATE THE BOARD!
>>68724392
honestly felt like it
fucking cunt does this every fuck time shes out with us and i haven't the slightest clue as to why
funny thing is she's a very nice girl too, has always treated me well
but when it comes to me getting pussy she always tries to throw me off
and she's never even made any sexual advances towards me which doesn't lead me to believe she likes me or something
fucking pissed right now
>>68724400
" the poo inside you."
>>68724489
>le diappeared mummy
>le abusive daddy
>le homeschooled
>le no friends
>le self hatred
>le depression
>>68724489
coz oi woz afraid to speak
When oi was just a lad
Me father gave me nose a tweak
And told me ahy was bad
But then one day I learnd a word
That saved me achin nose
The biggest word you evər heard
And this is how it goes
niggərs
>>68724489
im shy and unattractive
>>68724488
M A D M A N
>>68724508
why don't you confront her then you fucking fairy
NEW
>NEW
NEW
>NEW
NEW
>NEW
Alri lads passed out on the sofa drunk now awake feeling great
>>68724503
underrated post
>>68724567
have a glass of water
>>68724549
just a very awkward topic to bring up
and it's very easy for her to deny it and pretend she doesn't know what i'm talking about
would just make me seem like a cunt
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AwmS0okyuqM
hate when music videos on youtube have a fucking 2 minute intro
>>68724084
Its pro irish
>>68724508
>>68724211
she likes that walk you do
pssst
You have to eat the eggs
watch this
*does the virgib qalj*
>ə
he knows how to push my buttons in the correct way.
>>68724508
*imitates the way you walk to great laughter as you go by*
>>68724615
>watching music videos
hmm
What's the quickest way to induce ejaculation in an adult male human?
>kim jong un wearing a pinstripe suit so he seems taller
innit govnə
>>68724687
tongue on the glans finger up the bum
>>68724703
what does this do
>>68724620
>>68724668
What did they mean by this?
wtf????
>>68724714
induce ejaculation
>>68724703
don't do this it creates mustard gas
going to be seeing the proto-gf at 5pm today hopefully. been shagging for a month and I'm not sure if I can still bail before it gets serious or if it's already too late
>>68724750
hope you get aids you fucking normie
>>68724750
lol no one cares faggot
>>68724716
>>68724764
>>68724762
>not british
>not normie
you're in the wrong general lads
>>68724750
hope u accidentally get her pregnant and have to pay child support until the kid turns 18 you smelly normie
>GoPro footage of your life is released to the public
one day we'll all be old people
>>68724618
hmmmm :\
have you ever seen the thin grey line??
>>68724803
>he's not going to live fast and die young
HOWLING
does ((((israel)))) really controls america?
>>68724800
they'd have to fast forward through the months of sitting in front of a computer to get to the juicy embarrassing moments ill carry to the grave
>>68724790
shan't be replying to this post
i love celebrity brain crash lads
>when a girl isn't quite cute enough to message
>>68724834
got about 150 of those matches
>>68724834
> Not for hookups, sorry ;)
what did she mean by this?
>>68724834
this bitch does not get too choose
>>68724800
not sure what would be more embarrassing, the porn taste or how often i stared at 'her' in school even though i never once spoke to her
>>68724846
she doesn't want a hookup
>>68724827
this
>>68724799
>>68724762
>>68724764
GREAT posts
>>68724399
>"""""knockout""""" body
holy Jesus
its like 1984
>>68724834
would
>>68724825
respond plz
The bible says Love never fails... So if it fails ... It wasn't love
>>68724846
the fishy looking cunt doesn't want to caught
>>68724834
she looks like a snarky cynic
>>68724834
why haven't asians evolved coloured eyes yet???
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mmQerddt4I
Sorry to enter your dominion unnoticed, my lords, but I'm looking for a particular Tommy soldier Pepe meme. He has a gun in hand and I think he's in a trench.
I thought I had this meme but I didn't. Please my British lords, will you please give me such a meme? Thankyou.
This is all I want for Christmas.
>>68724880
I hate snarky people so much.
doing a sad lads
>>68724895
FOY
>>68724917
Please my lord, pleeeease, I'm just looking for this one meme.
>>68724816
No why would i watch a pro irish movie
>>68724895
fuck off
>>68724994
Alright n-nevermind then