/brit/

all me

Choon:

https://mobile.twitter.com/GLove39/status/809415848607838211

smoked a joint and shared my tunes with a fellow local dnb producer last night, i'm in the scene now lads

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*Scottishness intensifies*

>>68711296
dumb phone poster

LSD is “one of the two or three most important things I’ve done in my life” – Steve Jobs

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good edition

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STOP STAYING IN

>>68711261
marxism leading to terrorism leading to all out war

>>68711259
Fuck you buddy hahahahahahahahahahaha

>>68711259
oi

>>68711311
I'll keep that in mind.

*muffled laughter*

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Apple has said customers who lose one of the new wireless Airpod earphones will be charged £65 for a replacement.

Customers will also be charged £65 to replace a lost charging case. It costs £45 to service the battery in a single Airpod or the charging case itself.

>>68711315
>tourist in America

Just curious, would you ever consider a trans gf ???

Didn't wake up terrified in the middle of the night, successful sleep imo

>>68711303
dunno how there's apparently such a heroin epidemic considering i've literally never seen anyone do it.

>>68711359
gratz

Canadians are dumb

>>68711301
lmao

*does an audible sigh*

big fan of elliot hulse

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>>68711346

will be taking 80mg of temezepam soon

>>68711311
staying in > going out

does martin shrekli post here

>>68711356
only if she's a dom

>>68711356
depends desu, if they were very qt i might do.

>>68711407
shrek isnt real mate

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you now remember when he scored 35 goals in a season for swansea, won the league cup then obliterated his ankle and retired to 4th division spanish football

*does a loud explosive shit*
*leaves skids all over the bowl*

>>68711346
and literal communists will still buy them

*the sound of bollocks popping*

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When an absolute banger comes on shuffle

500mg of paracetamol straight up the jacksie lads x

>>68711400
nah he tried posting on /biz/ on stream once and couldn't even figure out the fact that you need an image to start a thread. He doesnt post on 4chan

>>68711389

he hangs around with that PUA guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOvK1d1Qkdk

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https://is.4chan.org/gif/1481859782793.webm

>>68711374
what's so funny justin

bash my bollocks bash them good

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>shrek isnt real mate

>>68711423
heathen

blasphemer


captcha: 4328 sharts

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>>68711428
>you now remember when he scored 35 goals in a season
not really

500g of paracetamol straight up the japseye lads x

It's a disgrace how low-income workers get treated.

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>>68711454
what's all the liquid falling off her face

>>68711301
I don't even know what half this means

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>tfw to smart to win presidential election

>>68711462
he and frank yang are fucking with them in that vid imo. They're unironically smart guys. Frank in particular

People pay good money to listen to these gimps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOuEgqfRo4c

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Is he #ourguy, /brit/? Is Andrew Hales one of us?

going to school lads

anybody watched any good scandinavian films recently?

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habbening :D

>>68711515
probably happened cos she was spraying hairspray in the car then lit a fag. I guess the liquid might be residue from the burning hairspray or something

>>68711515
you watching the same video as me lad? can't see any liquid

Always that same LSD story, you’ve all seen it. ‘Young man on acid, thought he could fly, jumped out of a building. What a tragedy.’ What a dick! Fuck him, he’s an idiot. If he thought he could fly, why didn’t he take off on the ground first? Check it out. You don’t see ducks lined up to catch elevators to fly south—they fly from the ground, ya moron, quit ruining it for everybody. He’s a moron, he’s dead—good, we lost a moron, fuckin’ celebrate. Wow, I just felt the world get lighter. We lost a moron! I don’t mean to sound cold, or cruel, or vicious, but I am, so that’s the way it comes out.

>>68711556
No but Borgen is a good show, same with the Bridge

>>68711570
Many such cases!

ah yes
the ol addict a man to a substance
truly proof of god

>>68711577
same with Forbrydelsen

>>68711463
me sampling a mouthful

>>68711565
her shirt is wet from whatever it is. you can see it dropping to the ground a few times

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>>68711582

>>68711463
kek

>>68711560
hope the prisoners deal our fascist scum police a good lesson

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really want to order this bloody chippy but ive snacked so much im feeling it anymore

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>>68711577
>shows

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spent a couple of hours getting my mate past the graduate aptitude tests for fucking deloitte

did the first round for him as well last week, might as well fucking show up for his assessment centre and interview while I'm at it

>>68711531
man i can't tell if my repuslion for these cunts is programmed into me as like a socialised hatred for masculinity that gets programmed into all men or if it's just because they're fucking cunts
I-is this what an alpha looks like?

>>68711607
Are you more of a flick man?
Or kino, perhaps?

I THOUGHT LOVE WAS ONLY TRUE IN FAIRY TALES

>>68711560
banterful prison desu

>>68711562
desu i think she probably had a water bottle in the car and dumped it on her face trying to put the fire out

kinda feel like an idiot now because of how obvious it is

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haha yes lads just getting ready for the big night out haha

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Got no mates that want me to go out with them

Don't want any mates anymore

>>68711614
>aptitude tests just to get to the assessment centre

please tell me this is a meme

watching the pengest halal munch lads

what do findoms get for their money? just a couple of texts mocking them?

>>68711633
hit the nail on the head there

Do normies actually have to text girls all day? like say there's a woman you're courting, do they really text her all fucking day? How can they stand it? would do my nut in.

>>68711651
got a message saying
"please
i will devote myself to you"
and im not joking you it's because i've got really strong banter. I made a girl fall in love with me cos i've got good bants

>>68711679
did you make that?

>>68711651
>lmao that guy over there has such a small dick i can't concentrate because i want to laugh so hard

I'm going to become super rich and get a hot af trophy wife desu

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>having the energy to go out on a friday night

haven't known this feel for a long time

>mfw I have a UKIP supporting, brown friend on facebook from an Indian background who lives in the UK and keeps making posts about how there should be less foreigners in the UK
really made me think

>>68711560
>prison riots
>widespread strikes
>EU fuckery
>possibly the biggest nonce case being uncovered
>GCHQ can see the chinese cartoons you watch
end times are upon us lads

Supposed to be going out tonight but can't be fucked lads

might chuck away my old body and buy a new one

>>68711651
>>68711702
>>68711725
>>68711748
FONT

my daughter is half-hispanic (and she's related to me)

>>68711709
No it's from Sainsburys

I bought it because I thought I would be eating quickly and leaving

But no one wants to be my friend anymore

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>>68711698

i recall that

>>68711743
Sounds based 2bh, it actually is in their interest to want to limit immigration as much as possible.

alri lids

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Rate my new pupper/cum/
Her name is Everest

gatto is doing a big purr :3

Dropping spicy memes on coffin dodging normies. These cunts don't know whats hit them

thinking of starting a new religion lads

>>68711777

>>68711779
Awwwww

>>68711779
Adorable! :3

45Mins: Goal for Chelsea - Demba Ba takes advantage of a slip by Steven Gerrard to run through and put the visitors ahead #LFC 0-1 #CFC

>>68711802
God's chosen people right here

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>2016
>being a fick, pafetic kangawoo shagger

>>68711783
CHUCKLED

ask a TEXAN about his BBQ and he'll likely give you a TEN GALLON ANSWER
And we've sure had some practice, we've been perfecting the art for generations. So if you're gonna chew on somethin' chew on the AUTHENTIC slow smoked taste of the LONE STAR STATE
one slice at a time
vamanos ordinary jerky
HOWDY Texas Joe's

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>>68711698
>>68711766
poor bastard lost his spaghetti on the way down

>>68711802

having your willy chopped is like having JEW branded on you, laughable ritual

>>68711827
>kangawoo
>awoo

lean to spell in English rasheed

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the 3 gfs

watching rogue 1 in spanish leds

>>68711779
gay

*does something*
*gets arrested*

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>>68711851

>>68711832
This seems like a decent advert but the best barbecue is from NC and is vinegar based.
That sweet, sticky, sugar based nonsense can fuck right off.

>>68711858
Banter

>>68711783
to me to you

>/brit/ recycling old /sp/ memes
fucks sake lads step it up

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>his height begins with 1,5, or 6

>>68711552
way more confident than 99% of britposters

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intranet STILL down
two (two) hours remain

>>68711858
Ahh yes that classic news source 'CorkBhoy37'

>>68711917
You mean /EPL/ memes
/cric/ is too elite to be replicated

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quite fancy his nob in my gob x

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>>68711917

>what was the great migration

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>>68711914
bet the runts on twitter/facebook were triggered by that one

>>68711946
has david villa retired now?

looks weird without a beard

>sean paul is everywhere again now

if he can make it we can all make it

want to live in willyburg

>>68711884
Ah yes, I forgot, Muslims don't like dogs very much.

>>68711914
Canterbury mentioned

Childish Gambino live sounds like a fucking idiot, no talent at all

>>68711858
ABSOLUTE CRUMPET

>>68711951
i'm part of it lad but that's no excuse

>>68711988
he's a crapper not a rapper

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normie mates are ironically posting cricket memes on twitter

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>>68711914

>>68711988
he sounds like a fucking idiot not-live as well

>>68711858
Top lad

It's the only TV channel worth watching these days 2bh

68711988 sounds like a fucking idiot, no talent at all

>>68712028
shut the fuck up you goddamn limey

>>68712024
go back

>>68711988

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hZCsgcKa-g

i quite like this tune but his personality just rubs me the wrong way

>>68712023
Is that "spicy cricket memes that don't toe the line"

>>68712023
normie memes are fucking awful, they can't do deconstructionism worth a shit

>>68711331
>>68711333

A
FUCKING
LEAF

>>68711858
https://is.4chan.org/gif/1481590765396.webm

*throws cumrag at babestation gf*

hate you all

shall I slagpost?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lXumCFCVBk

LADS

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>when americans unironically reply to me

>>68712074
yes please

>>68712034
get riddled with bullets you goddamn septic

>>68712081
how you doing tonight lad?

yes

yes i am

yes i am going to get pissed by myself for the nth time

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It's almost bedtime

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>>68712074
Yes

>>68712109
I hope those stupid cunts are yanks

>>68712064
how many degrees do I need to become a babestation cameraman

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>>68712078

watched it about 20 times might make some OC but am quite sleepy x

>>68712109

*except the Jews who are God's chosen people

>>68712122
do not care

>>68712138
>tfw you'll never shag her on the hastily built dressing table after the afterparty

>>68712138
Grim

dont believe this russia hack stuff one bit.

not one bit.

people I socialise with:
the crew
the gang

>>68712144
45

>>68712172
Abysmal post

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quite fancy a kiss off a big american bloke x

>>68712109
maybe he is, but lots of brits aren't descendents of immigrants

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need a gf with some meat on her bones

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>>68711259
Might buy one of these lads

People I socialise with:

me
myself
and Irene

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tfw too smart to enjoy the company of my countrymen

>>68711951
What happened lad?
I'm new here

>>68712172
hi mate, would you mind deleting this one for me? cheers

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Who else owns a 3DS?

Spent 2 grand in Selfridges today

Got no mates

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maserati 3200

talk to me

reckon pengest munch is viral advertising

>>68712202
more of her

>>68712176
we knew they were doing it. even when everyone thought hillary was certain to win both sides believed the CIA warnings. I just think security is stronger than they're trying to make out now and russia probably had more influence in conventional ways through media and being the alternative that an outsider candidate like trump would kind of support

my mum was proper in pain because of her back and i just started laughing my head off at her, had to walk out the room

whats wrong with me lads

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>Iraq's Golden Division suffering 50% casualty rate in Mosul fighting

Would desert so fucking fast if I was part of that division.

>>68712265
isn't he a jew?

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>>68712265
>Breitbart

business idea: find every episode of fonejacker tonight and rewatch them

>>68712261

don't care

>>68712250
What even on?

hotpockets are in the oven

>Breitbart

alt-rightists >>>/out/

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didn't work lads :(

>>68712290
this tbqh

why the grand tour so fake and pointless

Home for christmas lads

its good to be back

>>68712280
The Iron Brigade suffered 61% at Gettysburg and didn't flee.

>all fighting over a bunch of niggers

>>68712251
fankya gunight, much love

weird to think how yank accents are basically a mix of german, southern english, irish, italian, etc

>>68712280
dessert*

>>68712290
what about it? More accurate than CNN or Fox

>>68712184
the mandem?

>>68712321
yanks innit

>>68712304
alri big j haha x

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>>68712144
>getting paid to watch models get naked and talk dirty
>mfw I do that for free most nights
>mfw they probably become friends with all the models

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>>68712280
>US-trained Iraqi special forces

lmfao just stop faffing around and send in the SAS, they'd be in and out within 2 weeks

eating a big fuck off chinky lads

keep meaning to continue watching Stand alone complex but i like shitposting here

>>68712290
>shitefart

>>68712336
most of us are Scots Irish descent desu

>>68712336
No

just got a gf lads

met her not online so i'm kind of a stud now

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>>68712234

a few years ago there was a strong brit community on /sp/ in /epl/ and /motd/ threads, which was eventually ruined by the jannies and mods banning everyone constantly, so lots of us migrated to /brit/. /sp/ has never recovered.

>>68712354
keep watching lad it's a belting series

>>68712379
FONT

business idea: stream facejacker episodes

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>>68711508
>posting the corrected version

Also that blog name lmao

>>68712078
>black guy scared in london
whats he afraid of

>>68712336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIZgw09CG9E

got a solution to wipe out ll the terrorists

>create camps for civvies outside syria
>deploy biological weapons to kill all the remaining terrorrists
>let civvies go back
>terrorosim down by 90%

wish i had the time to do bjj :(

>>68712351
The SAS are already over there

And all the training in the world can't turn a lesser strata of human into a proper warrior

>>68712380

you now remember the 2014 world cup :(

>>68712415
same

i only have time to do bj

>>68712381
Yeah only 10 eps in but its really good so far

>>68712280
That is a shocking rate of attrition, they will literally be non-existent in a few weeks.

used to have quite a few friends who were girls when I was younger. wonder why it never transitioned into having girlfriends and why i can't find a way to have friends who are girls now without going gay

i only have time to do b

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>>68712300
Bought a new watch for myself was a grand and a half

Spent 500 on perfume

Christmas presents for the five girls in my senpai

I was gonna get a different watch (cartier drive) but I didn't want to spend that much


Got no mates though

>>68712380
What killed /sp/ was me (King) leaving. Everyone followed me to /brit/ when I promised better times.

I am the messiah.

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When will the /sp/ outlaws return to our ancestral homeland and take back what's ours?

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think i'll spend my friday night posting on the 'chon

got a solution to the syrian civil war

build time machine, go back and don't kill saddam, wait till isis pops up then laugh while watching him gas them to death

>>68712380
Sounds like a pretty epic journey lad

Hope everyone made it over alive

Bulking up isn't that hard if you just eat what you want. Obviously eat plenty of meat and shit but I've been throwing in some foot long subs and this shit is so easy.

Almost ate 4000 calories today and I'm still hungry and ripped to fuck.

GONNA BE A BEAST!!

>>68712461
>junghans
Very good lad

What do you work as?

>>68712413
>create camps
>ISIS flock to the camps with trucks and guns like moths to a flame

ahhhhh yes

fuck off king

>>68712471
fucking loser

>>68712469

next world cup i reckon

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>Don't tell mummy, Santa Kev has a special present for you

>>68712461
Does look like a fairly nice watch.
Expensive perfume though m8

Why no mates? autism or moved or lost contact?

>>68712490
>outside syria

ISIS could not handle the Turkish army

>>68712497
takes one to know one

anyone remember the golden age of babe channels when they had flash the gash

>>68712490
>release gas into camps
>isis dead

>>68712490
>so called islamic state
>killing all their denizens

>>68712280
fucking hell. Are the other forces present suffering similar losses?

you now remember THAT qpr vs fulham match thread

friendly reminder that i was responsible for 90% of the OC posted

>>68712415
excuse me?

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>>68712413
Better solution

>put entire Islamic population of the world in camps
>ban any mention of mohammed, Islam or the written word
>wait 60 years
>after a few generations, tell their offspring that their forefathers committed a great crime against the West, nothing more
>release them, allow them to repopulate the ME

>>68712548
why the monkey

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>>68712424

i was on 4chan for the 2010 wc when moot put the vuvuzela sound on all boards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcEsmhVag1c
this is unironically beautiful to watch

tune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R82OM5tzcrk

>>68712557
actually I don't, was it the one where Kasami scored a goal of the century?

>>68712469
me on a night out

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>>68712571
>>68712424

WOODSIDE PARK N THAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lXumCFCVBk

lads

>>68712528
They would get there and start the massacre during their fighting with turk forces
>>68712532
War crime against civilians caught up in it
>>68712534
They oppose anyone not with them or a terrorist organisation they are on good terms with, even their own people

>>68712582
not sure i do remember that though, was very nice

>kasami is now on loan at forest from olympiacos

>>68712548
Lmao

country idea: transfer the finnish population to anatolia and wipe out the roaches

>bog sim is still shitposting

what happened to the DON DADDY?

>>68712513
what's in his sack?

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Made some 'zzas again. 1/2

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>>68712548

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>Kasami almost joined Pescara on loan on 1 January 2013, but the move could not be finalised in time due to a bad internet connection.

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>bit tipsy
>text the fwb "gyal cmere to me"
>she replies "now?"

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>>68712267

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>>68710616
5,4,1,2,3

>>68712557
did the man kick the ball?

>>68712653
what sort of donuts does bob marley like?

>>68712663
FONT

>>68712564
Best solution

>kill them all where they stand
>world gets the cleansing that it needs

BGMedia.

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2/2

>>68712663
>Things that didnt happen: The post

Youre in on a friday night posting frog images on 4chan. shant believe you

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>>68712680
WIH JAMMIN

>'zza lad will never cook you a fresh 'zza and caress your hair as you enjoy it

end me

gyal cmere to me

now?

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>>68712722
WAYYYYYYYYY

>>68712196
xx

>>68712695
looks tasty. you need to work on your crust skills though

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>>68712545
No

The Iraqi army is relying pretty much entire on the Golden Division for Mosul because they're the poster boys of a multi-ethnic, united Iraq, as opposed to the Shia militias who make up the rest of the army.

They've been ordered to push into Mosul from the East alone, which is essentially a death sentence because it allows ISIS to concentrate their forces.

A few days ago they took a strategically placed hospital and there was great rejoicing at the speed they had pushed through the city. Then it turned out ISIS had surrounded them and they opened fire from surrounding buildings and sent about 20 suicide bombers into them. It was a massacre, vid related, tanks in close quarters were destroyed one after the other.

Iraqi media has a ban on media from Mosul at the moment because it can harm morale, but this story has slowly been uncovered over the last week. Plus ISIS filmed the whole debacle obviously.

>>68712671
Source?

picked up a 'ner 'bab from the 'per

Lads what are the two on the right imitating?
I forgot what they were called

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsUHBouFMrA

>>68712548
very sweet mum

>>68712686
My solution is better because they don't even get martyrdom and we steal their children from them as well.

>>68712763
It's Chip Palace

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am i ugly?

UK will be a third world country after Brexit.

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RANG OOP TAKEAWEEY SAID DO YER DELIVER?

THEY SAID NO - JUS CHICKEN N FISH

>>68712755
how do you know all this?

>>68712755
why dont the tanks blow the cars up?

>>68712790
paki

>>68712790
hmm... going to need a little more...

>>68712795
HA HA HA HA!

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slag posting?

Ramen or Pho lads?

>>68712755
shit. So is mosul unlikely to be recaptured? haven't been keeping up to date with it, last I remember some important iranian official went to visit the front lines, implying that the fighting was essentially over

>>68712487
Cybersecurity advisor

Don't actually make that much. Just needed a new watch and like to buy good gifts for my very poor family

>>68712523
It was 3 cheaper ones from Jo Malone for my sisters and two more expensive ones from Guerlain for my mum and step mum

Moved to London but I've been here for like five months now so it's no excuse. I do have mates but they're not close and the only ones that are more than just acquaintances don't invite me out

I'm not antisocial or autistic or boring. I'm just not into socialising every night so I guess they gave up

It's my own fault

Also got zero (zero) girls messaging me at the moment because I'm not getting ANY matches on Tinder and the two girls I was speaking to: was meant to meet up with one of them and she blocked me on the day, the other I got into an argument with over whatsapp when I was drunk and we haven't spoken since

That was all about a month ago

>>68712795
THAS A JOKE THA! AHAHA

wait, if we're all on greater britain, where is lesser britain ????

>>68712773
Martyrdom isn't real, Rasheed

And no one wants to deal with millions of brown kids running around