Now that WWIII is inevitable who here is volunteering to fight

>>55100011
didn't they make her ass smaller in the latest patch?

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>conscription need not apply

I have zero intention to die for this shitty planet.

>>55100011
THIS TIME WITHOUT GERMANY

>>55100011
http://theeconomiccollapseblog.com/archives/world-war-3-might-start-this-month-350000-soldiers-gathered-in-saudi-arabia-are-ready-to-invade-syria

just had to google to get my news since i dont want television.

so whats this shit even about.

why does everyone hate syria? aren't they like the only ones fighting against ISIS and shit?

>>55100148
From what I know Russians are training and preparing to a potential war with Turkey.

And I'll be here masturbating.

i will definitely volunteer.

>>55100175
Russia will wipe the ground with those untrained cockroaches

So basically Turkey and Saudi want to take over syria for whatever reason? Reckon russia will hop in to save dem syrians?

>>55100011
>a multibzillion dollar company can't even hire a real brit to voice a british character

>>55100202
If Russia attacks Turkey then we'll al have to help, like it or not.

>volunteering to die for the jew

>>55100244
Help who?

>>55100244
besides helping turkey is for your own interest too.

if anyone really believes that russians love europe so much that they are in a huge delusion.

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>>55100011
I would, but we're technically part of the same alliance as Turkey and fuck those roaches. I want Russia to nuke them.

>>55100287
hold your pants turan bro. we ll unite some time in future under great turkic empire, lets not be unkind to each ohter.

"WORLD WAR 3"

Turkey and those other mudskins would get annihilated.

They are not a worthy adversary like the Germans of WW2. Who actually needed the world to finish them.

Few countries alone could destroy the roaches

>>55100309
there is a reason why germany didn't attack turkey back in 40s :^)

>>55100309
kek. i will make your mom my 4th wife once we conquer your shithole

>>55100325
Because they were already fighting numerous battles on all fronts with different countries?

How could they possible take on all those cockroaches as well?

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>>55100011
I volunteer to fight for the glorious Russian Federation.

>>55100305
No thanks, Mehmed, we were already part of one of your turkic empires already and it was a raw deal.

>>55100332
damn it just occurred to me in a place where you can have a dozen wifes. your beta neckbeard can't even get one.

hahahah

>>55100011
not me. i wont fucking die virgin

>>55100339
They started a war with Russia but avoided one with Turkey, that does say something.

>>55100353
it was probably a good deal 2bh for you guys.

>be non-muslim with 10 kids
>cant look after kids because its just too much
>ottoman army officer comes, says he will take on of the boys for Janissary education
>say no
>he slaps you in the face and takes one of the boys
>raises him to be a really good soldier, turns out the kid is also really brilliant
>kid gets into the ottoman palace, earns a lot of money, sends some of them back to his fater
>gets promotion etc. after a while he is sent back to his village to rule those places

anyways you guys are bretty turkic too thus a part of the great turanic empire we will build in the future.

>>55100433
you forgot the part where the kid kills his dad

>>55100500
we cant solve all your father-son issues for you familia.

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>>55100383
KEK

>>55100420
they also avoided turkey BEFORE they started a war with russia.

>>55100526
Mhm, so like I said, Putin should nuke Turkey.

>>55100433
this.
i dont get why orthodoxs are so mad about it, this was actually nice way to raise kid.

>>55100526
You are ISIS tier and deserve to be nuked

>>55100620
This is why we need Vladimir Putin to nuke you, to put an end to your "witty remarks"

>>55100621
What's ISIS tier?

>>55100678
shut up idiot. youll have a commie or female president in next. go bark somewhere else for forgeting about that fact

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>>55100433
>M-muh ottoman empire

>>55100011
only if we or the empire are directly attacked on home soil

>>55100011
with pleasure

>>55100011
if by fighting you mean stomping turkish cockroaches, then sure.

Already in the US Navy. Ill be sitting comfy behing my computer screen unlocking accounts and changing passwords cause im an IT. Anything for the war effort :^)

>>55100011
I would fight and die for my country
I wouldn't fight and die for the jews

If I'm being sent to die for kebabs in the middle east, fuck no.

If it's a civil war to remove kebabs and leftists from my country, fuck yes.

Meh

I'm a stupid, ugly virgin, btw

Why not

>>55100263
>Australian """education"""

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We need to save anzu.

You just KNOW she is the only reason that Russia isn't attacking turkey right now.

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>>55102437
She will get KHAN'D and there's nothing we can do to stop it

>>55102778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGiCwBbKlyY

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>>55102437
>>55102778
Did someone say...

>>55100148
>saudi """"""soldiers""""""


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that's a load of fear-mongering, as always nothing is going to happen, worse things have happened and no world war started.

>>55100148
do you really trust a website called "the coming collapse"?

>>55100148
syria is an iran puppet state and saudi hates iran because sunni vs shia
assad is a dictator of syria and has committed numerous war crimes against his people, the only people that haven't fleed or have been killed are either fighting for assad or fighting against assad.
syria is basically a failed state being propped up by russia and iran

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>>55100793
>german caliphate

:^)

>>55103374
>sunni vs. shia

when will you guys understand this is not a sect war i wonder.

Egypt has conscription. I'm a university student but I'll probably be drafted anyway.
And I'll escape as soon as possible if I see an indication of this happening.
I have no intention of assisting the savage warlords in charge of this country.

>>55103041

Isn't Saudi Arabia's army basically completely composed of Pakistani indentured servants and Colombian mercenaries?

>>55103872

YOU'RE IN LUCK!

https://twitter.com/BTelawy/status/699185128707395584

>

Update : Egyptian FM : We won't allow foreign military intervention and we stand with Russia in fight against terrorism. #Syria

>>55104009
BRAISE ALLAH!
>>55103973
You're thinking about the UAE. Saudi Army is actually majority Saudi people

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I'm considered unfit for military service unfortunately

on the bright side I have less chance of dying

>>55100558
Actually, directly after signing the non agression pact with turkey, they went to war with Russia.

>WWIII
What would it entail? Why would it even start? Proxy wars in Syria seem to be working fine for now.

>>55100011
yeah i'll volunteer

Not a chance.

No thank you, conscientious objectors were the bravest people in ww2.

Hell yes. Considering I am already about to enlist in the Marine Corps, I would have to.

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>>55102437
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOOOOOOOOSE?!

>>55106022
shoes with platform because she s really short and has issues with her height.

shes like 155 cms or something.

>>55106022
Womanlets when will they learn?

>>55102778
you cannot khan the khans

I literally can't wait, lads.

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>>55100011
>Now that WWIII is inevitable who here is volunteering to fight for their country?

My country is long gone. It was replaced with a banana republic filled with cucks and trannies.