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/int/ I fucked up. Fucked up really fucking bad
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/int/ I fucked up. Fucked up really fucking bad
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>>55097156
Killed someone by accident too?
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Tell me fat boy
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>>55097156
You annoyed them again, didn't you? *sigh* when are you ever gonna learn?
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Just blame it on a black guy.

If the kid comes out white just call anyone who questions it a racist.
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sucks to be u
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>>55097156
she knew the risk it was goddamn hooker

do you have a rug?
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Guys it's really fucking bad. No one died or anything. Let's just say I can't go back to China.
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>>55097202
That's alright

China will come to u
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>>55097202
>No one died or anything
Meh
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Accidentally shot yourself?
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nice blog
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>>55097156
>>55097202
time for the punchline op
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I accidentally raped the daughter of the govener of Sichuan province.
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>>55097223
I unblogged ur mum
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>>55097202
You still have Canada.
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>>55097202

Did you show your friends that old YouTube video "Chinese Spongebob?"
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>>55097240
>accidentally raped


been there done that.

I hate it when the penis hijacks the brain
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>>55097240
who hasn't fucked Yin Li's daughter?
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>>55097240
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>>55097206
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>>55097240
paint skin yellow
problem solved
just dont show your BYC to people
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>>55097240
At least it wasn't self defence rape
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>>55097240
Bullshit
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>>55097244

could you unclog my toilet while you're at it?
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>>55097240
Let's hear the story. No I don't care if it's made up but now I expect something.
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>>55097202
Hey you can always start a restaurant. People over here love chinese food.
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>>55097240
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It was really gruesome, guys. There was blood and cum everywhere, mixing together to create a milky pink substance.
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Basically what happened was I was in Chengdu visit family but not staying with them. I called up a prostitute and told her I had a rape fedish and I want to pretend like I'm kidnapping her then rape her. I was there and the agreed time and place and there was a chick standing right where the whore was supposed to be. I kidnapped her thinking she was the prostitute and raped her.
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>>55097342
>>55097340
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>>55097302
It's okay leaf, one of my mexican buddies is already unclogging ur mom,

for the love of a gringo card.
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>>55097206
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>>55097342
Too obvious.
Try again
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>>55097342
I guess the whore just desided she wasn't going to do that and didn't show up. I didn't find out until after when she wouldn't stop crying and I told her what happened. She got away and yelled that I'll be killed because her dad is the govener.
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>>55097342
Happens all the time, just call the father and explain the situation I'm sure he'll understand
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>>55097240

Yfw you will never rape the privileged daughter of a man who rules over millions.
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saging this thread kids nothing to see
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>>55097342
lol what a wacky adventure

how come stuff like this never happens to me?
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>>55097411

Or get the hell out of that shithole would make more sense.
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>>55097206
Kek
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>>55097433
Why would you want this to happen I had to hop country imidiately.
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>>55097342
Any pics?
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>>55097463
I took a few but they just turned out all black.
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>>55097411
I can't, he already called me and sent me a death threat.
I had to sneak out of my hotel, get on a bus, and I spent my last few American Dollars on buying a horse so I could cross the border into Russia.
I got to a road and managed to hitch-hike my way to an airport where I was able to get some more money out of an ATM and make my way back to the states.
Fuck China.
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>>55097495

> This story could not have had a happier ending.

Wtf is the problem m8?
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>>55097495
This guy isn't me. You cant ride a horse from sichuan to russia
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>>55097495
>Bus from Sichuan to Russia
No anon you're the retard
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>>55097520
Ik he's not op, I am. I just took the first plane trip the fuck out of there.
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>>55097240
was it worth it faggot?
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>>55097495
Just using the eyeball test on google maps, Sichuan to Russia is 2000-2500 miles, just go to a different province and fly home
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>>55097202
>No one died or anything
So you didn't really fuck up that bad?

Did worse desu
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Do you think they got OP?
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>>55097177
LMAOOOOO ASSÅ DU ÄR SÅ JÄVLA SVENNE JAG DÖR

SERIÖST FAN BÄSTA JAG HÖRT ÅÅH DET ÄR PERFEKT AHAHAHA
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>>55097240
>accidentally
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>>55097416
>Yfw you will never rape the privileged daughter of a man who rules over millions.

Also, holy fucking shit this is too much for my sides to handle.
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>>55097156
Don't feel too bad about it, huge uncorrectable errors and failures happen in every life. It's completely normal. Just don't be too hard on yourself or anything.
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Posting in epic thread.
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>>55097342
Well that's what you get for not making sure she was the right woman before fucking raping her, you retard.
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BUMP
WHAT THE FUCK
I WANNA KNOW MORE
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>>55097495
I smell bullshit
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>>55098169
Lol
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>>55097240
how in the actual fuck do you accidentally rape someone? this is like one of my japanese animes.
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>>55098394
What a fucking sentence.
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>>55097495
That prints money bro, sell it to a holiwood merchant
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>>55097240
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I doubt this actually happened, but if somehow true that's some cosmic level of fucking up. Had a chuckle.
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What a dumb thread
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rip op
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