/int/ I fucked up. Fucked up really fucking bad

>>55097156
Killed someone by accident too?

Tell me fat boy

>>55097156
You annoyed them again, didn't you? *sigh* when are you ever gonna learn?

Just blame it on a black guy.

If the kid comes out white just call anyone who questions it a racist.

sucks to be u

>>55097156
she knew the risk it was goddamn hooker

do you have a rug?

Guys it's really fucking bad. No one died or anything. Let's just say I can't go back to China.

>>55097202
That's alright

China will come to u

>>55097202
>No one died or anything
Meh

Accidentally shot yourself?

nice blog

>>55097156
>>55097202
time for the punchline op

I accidentally raped the daughter of the govener of Sichuan province.

>>55097223
I unblogged ur mum

>>55097202
You still have Canada.

>>55097202

Did you show your friends that old YouTube video "Chinese Spongebob?"

>>55097240
>accidentally raped


been there done that.

I hate it when the penis hijacks the brain

>>55097240
who hasn't fucked Yin Li's daughter?

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>>55097240

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>>55097206

>>55097240
paint skin yellow
problem solved
just dont show your BYC to people

>>55097240
At least it wasn't self defence rape

>>55097240
Bullshit

>>55097244

could you unclog my toilet while you're at it?

>>55097240
Let's hear the story. No I don't care if it's made up but now I expect something.

>>55097202
Hey you can always start a restaurant. People over here love chinese food.

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>>55097240

It was really gruesome, guys. There was blood and cum everywhere, mixing together to create a milky pink substance.

Basically what happened was I was in Chengdu visit family but not staying with them. I called up a prostitute and told her I had a rape fedish and I want to pretend like I'm kidnapping her then rape her. I was there and the agreed time and place and there was a chick standing right where the whore was supposed to be. I kidnapped her thinking she was the prostitute and raped her.

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>>55097342
>>55097340

>>55097302
It's okay leaf, one of my mexican buddies is already unclogging ur mom,

for the love of a gringo card.

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>>55097206

>>55097342
Too obvious.
Try again

>>55097342
I guess the whore just desided she wasn't going to do that and didn't show up. I didn't find out until after when she wouldn't stop crying and I told her what happened. She got away and yelled that I'll be killed because her dad is the govener.

>>55097342
Happens all the time, just call the father and explain the situation I'm sure he'll understand

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>>55097240

Yfw you will never rape the privileged daughter of a man who rules over millions.

saging this thread kids nothing to see

>>55097342
lol what a wacky adventure

how come stuff like this never happens to me?

>>55097411

Or get the hell out of that shithole would make more sense.

>>55097206
Kek

>>55097433
Why would you want this to happen I had to hop country imidiately.

>>55097342
Any pics?

>>55097463
I took a few but they just turned out all black.

>>55097411
I can't, he already called me and sent me a death threat.
I had to sneak out of my hotel, get on a bus, and I spent my last few American Dollars on buying a horse so I could cross the border into Russia.
I got to a road and managed to hitch-hike my way to an airport where I was able to get some more money out of an ATM and make my way back to the states.
Fuck China.

>>55097495

> This story could not have had a happier ending.

Wtf is the problem m8?

>>55097495
This guy isn't me. You cant ride a horse from sichuan to russia

>>55097495
>Bus from Sichuan to Russia
No anon you're the retard

>>55097520
Ik he's not op, I am. I just took the first plane trip the fuck out of there.

>>55097240
was it worth it faggot?

>>55097495
Just using the eyeball test on google maps, Sichuan to Russia is 2000-2500 miles, just go to a different province and fly home

>>55097202
>No one died or anything
So you didn't really fuck up that bad?

Did worse desu

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Do you think they got OP?

>>55097177
LMAOOOOO ASSÅ DU ÄR SÅ JÄVLA SVENNE JAG DÖR

SERIÖST FAN BÄSTA JAG HÖRT ÅÅH DET ÄR PERFEKT AHAHAHA

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>>55097240
>accidentally

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>>55097416
>Yfw you will never rape the privileged daughter of a man who rules over millions.

Also, holy fucking shit this is too much for my sides to handle.

>>55097156
Don't feel too bad about it, huge uncorrectable errors and failures happen in every life. It's completely normal. Just don't be too hard on yourself or anything.

Posting in epic thread.

>>55097342
Well that's what you get for not making sure she was the right woman before fucking raping her, you retard.

BUMP
WHAT THE FUCK
I WANNA KNOW MORE

>>55097495
I smell bullshit

>>55098169
Lol

>>55097240
how in the actual fuck do you accidentally rape someone? this is like one of my japanese animes.

>>55098394
What a fucking sentence.

>>55097495
That prints money bro, sell it to a holiwood merchant

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>>55097240

I doubt this actually happened, but if somehow true that's some cosmic level of fucking up. Had a chuckle.

What a dumb thread

rip op

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