>this is the pinnacle of australian contribution to modern

>>55094477
>http://www.calorieking.com/foods/calories-in-appetizers-bloomin-onion_f-ZmlkPTE3MDA3NA.html

1946 calories and 160 grams of fat. kinda light desu.

i've never even heard of this to be quite honest

>>55094477
>american claims australia's greatest contribution to modern civilisation is a piece of food
Stay classy, USA

>>55094477
nah m8
that's the fridge and wifi

>>55094477
and we didn't even make it

>>55094477

Australians don't eat deep fried onion you retard. They don't even serve them at the American fast food places here.

>>55094477
the only time I've heard or seen this item was at grizzlebees

This nigga makes this thread everyday and I still have no idea if the Aussie replies are ironically falling for it or what

>>55094477
What is that? Potato?

>>55094600
Too bad you can't use the latter.

NO RULES

JUST ROIGHT

I'm a chef and I don't even know what that is.

>>55095481
Bloomin Onion, it's the staple of the Australian Outback.

if all australian contributions were immediately removed from the world none of the posts in this thread would have appeared unless you're using an ethernet cable

>>55095503
WE

>>55094588
Well Australia has never invented anything other than the boomerang

You've provided a nice 1st world nation for yourself but you haven't made any breakthroughs in tech or pharmaceuticals like America and Britain have

>>55095503
sounds like those black people who claim that all kinds of shit wouldn't exist if not for them

as if no one else would have thought it up

>>55095520
see
>>55095503

>>55095503

Someone else would have made it, the ground work was all there.

Still, history is what it is and these lads should acknowledge it.

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>seen plenty of americans talk about this
>literally never seen one or even heard another australian mention one
>let me tell you about your country

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they provided the setting for one of the best simpsons episodes of all time

>>55095524
difference is that this is easily googleable with results that will be in my favour

>>55095536
yeah, eventually, possibly not even by 2015 though.

>>55095481
Bloomin' onion

Served at Outback Steakhouse which is where people go all over the world for Australian cuisine

That dark bread yall invented is godlike as well, always eat the whole loaf and the bloomin onion and chug a pitcher of Foster's before my steak even arrives

>>55095524
Have you ever bragged about American inventions?

>>55095503
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ALOHAnet

>>55095503
Robert Metcalfe is American you idiot.

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>>55095550
>MISTA PROIME MINISTA!...
>OI!... ANDAY!
>mfw

>>55095568
no

i only brag about how many hotpockets i can eat

>>55094477

> Deep Fried onion

Only Americans could actually create and eat something so fundamentally disgusting

>>55095568
What's the point? There are too many to choose from.

>>55095602
are you one of those poofters?

>>55095553
If it wasn't for the US, you wouldn't be able to google that.

Checkmate atheists

>>55095585
That guy invented ethernet though and not wifi

>>55095599
How many is that by the way?
>>55095622
That being someone that brags about inventions from their country but still goes, "Somebody else would have thought of it eventually," when referring to ones from elsewhere just makes you look like a hypocritical wanker.

>>55095656
If wifi is all you've got then that's not too much to brag about m8

Americans invented essentially everything else that the modern world has and uses including the cell phone and television

>>55095720
it's just one I knew off by heart. I'm sure there are plenty of others. And we probably have even more inventions than the USA if you divide by population since we have a higher HDI.

>>55095720
So what? You didn't invent them. Frankly you and all the other losers ITT from both sides of the Pacific have absolutely no right to brag about anything at all.

>>55095656
bout tree fiddy

>>55095484
underrated

>>55095831
I rogered your mum's arse

>>55095831
anti-patriotism isn't that good of an argument IMHO

half of you genetic freaks wouldn't be able to hear without us since we invented the hearing aid so shut the fuck up

>>55095720
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Australian_inventions

A few highlights
>Refrigerator
>Torpedo
>Electric drill
>Notepad
>Tank
>Pacemaker
>Black box
>Ultrasound
>Power board
>Bionic Ear
>Spray on skin
>Wifi
>Gene silencing
>Scramjet
>Blast Glass
>Cervical cancer vaccine

>>55095895
See a doctor. The sooner the better.
>>55095897
It isn't anti patriotism.

>>55095976
Being able to be proud of your country for what it's accomplished is patriotism.

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>>55094600
>>55095503
>>55095958
Why do you guys keep getting set off by this meme?

>>55095995
It's misplaced pride. If you yourself invented something, then yeah, you should obviously be extremely proud. Although then it's your invention, not your country's. But nobody in here did any of the cool shit they love to fall back on and go, "Oh yeah? Well WE made this..."
Pretty much like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsPDT5qHtZ4

>>55095958
>spray on skin
WTF is this shit Australia

sounds like some Mengele bullshit to me

>>55095958
>please use our inventions BSA

>>55095958
Straya stronk

>>55096026
It's a treatment for burn victims, rapid growth skin culture.

>>55096024
Your country is your tribe you numbskull

It's only right to be proud of your nation, to be a part of greatness by association even if you didn't outright invent anything

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>>55096026
It has historical significance
>Back in the day
>Stolen generation
>Govt takes Aboriginal kids away from their families to assimilate them into white culture
>Culturally it had a small measure of success, but some people could never get passed the skin colour thing
>Spray on skin is invented
>Hit all the Abo kids with it
>Just turned them into albino Aborigines, really
>Was a good laugh for about 2-3 decades though

>>55094546
>1946 calories and 160 grams of fat.
What the fuck

>>55096072
Sounds a little bit pathetic to me. Don't get me wrong, I love this country; I really, really do. I really couldn't imagine being anywhere else and I'm extremely glad to be here. But I'm not about to go borrowing the accomplishments of others for the sake of internet arguments, though.

>>55096078

Americans are disgusting

>>55096051
you can't fool me, now I know Australians are born skinless
>>55096077
kek

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>give abos a 40,000 year head start before we steal their country
>all they could invent was a stick

>>55094477
>pinnacle of australian contribution to modern civilization
no, that would be the shitposting and bantz desu lad

>>55095602
It's like onion rings, but in stick form. Though I am having a hard time explaining why you need sauce with it...

>>55095564
This is our contribution to the world and I'm okay with that.

>>55094477

Those look good. Is it bassically onion rings but in a cool flower form?

>>55095564
>dark bread
damper is not dark

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Is this one of those threads where we post food that's supposed to be from a country but locals of that country say they've never seen it?

>>55096300
No, but please do. Maybe we can add fuel to the fire by adding other countries.

>>55096300

Danish pastry is legit but they just have an actual name for it and wouldn't now what you're referring to

>>55096450
I've had Danes on 4chan tell me they've never seen these. One guy said they do have them but don't put jelly on them.

KHAN'D

>>55094477
this shit was first invented at chilis.outback straight up stole their thing

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no

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>>55096527

I met a bunch when I was in Sweden and they knew when I showed it to them. They just didn't get the "Danish pastry".

Also I've never seen it like the pic you have there.

More like pic related

>>55094546
Jesus christ

Luckily nobody in Australia good to outback steakhouse, it's overpriced shit food. You can get a better steak almost anywhere

Goes*