>mom, dad, I'm finally back from Tokyo, let me introduce you to my fiancée Himiko Kanagawa
2-how do your parents react?
>implying my parents aren't dead
The few people who know me would be utterly shocked that I wasn't dying alone.
A fleshlight. I think fleshlights and sextoys in general are pretty degenerate, but am I the only one with the fantasy of a woman roughly fucking my penis with an fleshlight while I try to resist?
I'm pretty sure at this point in my life my mom would be happy if I brought any girl home to her, regardless of race or nationality.
Really wish she'd stop caring so much, my sister is more than willing to fuck every dude who gives her the time of day. She'll surely reproduce before I will.
My dad and most of my cousins would banter me about it. If she was born in Australia though and had an Aussie accent they wouldn't give a shit.
I personally don't really think cross cultural marriages are a very wise idea. It just increases the chances of miscommunications and misunderstandings further down the line.
My dad would squint and make obscene Asian gestures and put on a Chinese accent.
He's black and only wants me to marry white women for some reason.
black dude here:
dad would fucking hate me cause he is very racist
my mother would love her but would ask why i hate black women (something she always alludes to when i had white gf's before)
depends, but if you go to the college area of my city i've seen lots of mixed couples, and usually the girls are hot and not ghetto slobs so make sure she can speak english and doesnt wear nike shoes and you might have a shot
>THANK GOD WE THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY THIS WHOLE TIME
my parents don't like asain and i do this will get awkard they would problaby be very quiet and polite then back talk later
this is why i don't introduce non med/ celtic chicks to my parents
>mom, dad, I'm finally back from Gensokyo, let me introduce you to my wife, Kagiyama Hina.
Hey I have this one on my computer!
Pic related, filename is the JAV code>>55091764
my god how can one person have such a shit taste
*meant fiancé, either with the implication that I can now pass on my genes and have become successful with a female member of the species, although realistically I will never have a fiancé as, as a man, one of the dumbest things you can do is get married. I don't mind ltrs at all though. It's the only kind of relationship Iv'e really wanted and the only one I think I'd like to do
Maybe learn to hold onto the instruction manual, Cameron.
1. America (Icelandic diaspora)
2. They'd probably act okay just to be polite, but pull me aside later to tell me that I have to marry a white woman. My dad actually said after my graduation that I can marry a woman from whatever ethnicity/nationality I like, but only if she's white.
I don't really consider that racism though 2bh. Differet world cultures being distinct is entirely due to historical lack of large-scale race mixing. I'll probably marry a Scandi or Germanic qt.
he claims he is, but would you marry this?
They'd be cool with it
I have Asian family members
Not really. I just happen to agree with their beliefs on culture and race mixing is all.
My current gf of 2 years is Danish anyway so if things continue like this I'll end up with a white woman anyway (though my grandpa doesn't like the idea of me dating a Danish woman, he's just an old bitter fisherman but I respect him a lot).
Progressives do. My dad is actually part Faroese and my mom comes from a rural part of Iceland, so my parents are both much more conservative than the average Icelander.
But yeah race mixing is definitely on the rise in Iceland, albeit it's pretty small still because even though the country is becoming much more progressive the people still believe in the importance of preserving our culture.
My family would banter the shit out of me about rooting an Asian bird, but they wouldn't do it around her. Other than that they'd probably be happy for me, albeit confused that I'm getting married.
2. My mom would chimp out and literally would try beat me with a broom. My dad wouldn't react, but would disapprove deeply. They both work with Asians and deal with Asians on a daily basis so they've grown to hate them. Very high chance they would never speak to me again/disown me as they don't want half Asian grandchildren.
They're lucky I'm more racist than they are.
By more racist, I mean I wouldn't date anyone that wasn't German or didn't have blue eyes.
My parents are cool as long as I date whatever they consider "white". They couldn't care less if she wasn't German or had brown eyes.
> son of Japanese immigrants
> they would move back to Japan
yea i can speak japanese
its rough in american highs chool but not as bad as it could have been
>Couldn't you find somebody here, you faggot, instead of going to the other side of world?
>There is no way she is willingly with, she maybe thinks we are rich, what bullshit did you tell her?
That's actually what I've been told.
My mother would be upset at first because she doesn't like the Japanese, but I think she'd let it go since she's always just wanted me to be happy.
My father wouldn't say anything other than maybe being happy for me. Has nothing to do with the girl, he just isn't much for voicing his feelings
"Good luck with that...thing"
They are very racist, i once had a colombian gf that was hot af yet they made her cry and forbidden me watching her.
My dad owns Mussolini statuettes on his bedroom and my mom has a swastika tattooed on her right arm
Not Pearl Harbor in her case, because of Japanese treatment of POWs. Her father's brother was one.
Hilariously her mother's brother married a Japanese woman, and her mother's father had the yellow fever BAD.
>Implying I would ever introduce a gf to my parents
In the hypothetical scenario that I did, my father would make asian jokes (although with good intentions).
My mother would pretend that she approves her, but later she would start carefully implying that I can do better, that she's a whore etc etc
i love them but they are so mean, my mother always stalks the girls i date on fb and if they are not white or european she talks with them and tell them to fuck off and leave me alone,that is absurd because i live by myself already.
My father never left me go out with non italian kids when i was a teenager.
I tell her it's shortsighted and basically blaming the son for the sins of the father, but she's stubborn as a mule in that regard.
[spoiler]though personally I think it's all a front and she doesn't like the Japanese attitude towards women. Or to be more exact, the 1980s attitude[/spoiler]
Shhh... Moriyama is sleeping
>mfw possibly working C++ code
Only if I could see the main() part
>implying I'd ever introduce her to my family
Only my mum if I ever had to.
>Mum: Well Im glad for you etc.. doesnt give a shit and approves unless she's a muslim/nigger or a bitch.
>Brother would act like your typical dad and banter the hell out of it, but would be happy that I actually found someone
>My two sisters would be all friendly towards as they're pretty girly themselves and not self-absorbed skanks (imagine sorta toned down kawaii mentality)
>I couldnt give a shit about my stepdad's opinion since he's an asshole anyway
2.They would be happy, they think I am either gay or sexually dead...I can't tell them I like 2D...
if she was raised in Brazil
I'm happy for you, but she don't have enough ass, are you low test son?
if she was raised in Japan
Why do you hate Brazilian women son? Can't handle a strong independent wymyn?
I don't know what is more unrealistic, me having money to travel to Tokyo or me having anything with a girl at all.
This situation is so distant from my reality I can't imagine what they would say.