>mom, dad, I'm finally back from Tokyo, let me introduce

>>55089986
My dad shouts at me and I call him a moron because neither one of us can figure out how to program the remote control for his new TV

>>55089986
that's ai uehera though

t. JAV enthusiast

>fiancée
>e
"Those shoulders and hands don't fool us, son"

>>55089986
Canuck
Relieved because they would know for sure I was high test

Not very good
My mom doesn't seem to like them

But hell who would like to be with me?

>Mom
If you are happy, anon
>Dad
Good job, she is hot!

>>55089986
>"Well that's great and all, but it's nothing like these repeating digits, son."

>>55089986
W-What is that in her bag?

Ai uehera did a jav where she had to run away from a group because she got gang raped if they caught her.

>>55089986
"Cool"

>>55090047
>high test
>chooses asian female
lol

>>55089986
>are you seriously not gay, son?

>>55090098
Thanks for the info, 'Nam

"werr done, son san!"

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>implying my parents aren't dead

The few people who know me would be utterly shocked that I wasn't dying alone.

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>>55089986
>Himiko Kanagawa

>oh thank god I was afraid he was gay

>>55090022
ah yes, ive seen her taking the bbc

>Father
top kek

>Mother
What the fuck, son? At least it's a girl.

>ah so you really aren't gay son
;_;

"i always kenw you were into Asian stuff, congrats son"
or probably
"well, that means you are not gay"

>>55089986
Irerand desu
confused over the concept of asian woman not being chinese.

>how many gfs will you have before you marry one of them
;_;

>About time

>>55090092
A fleshlight. I think fleshlights and sextoys in general are pretty degenerate, but am I the only one with the fantasy of a woman roughly fucking my penis with an fleshlight while I try to resist?

>>55089986
How much did you pay for her?

>>55089986
They wouldn't accept her as she is not Jewish. My parents are super conservative.

>tfw you will never introduce your 10/10 high test Asian gf to your parents

just

>>55090256
fuck off normie

>>55089986
nice thighs
>porn slut
fucking dropped

>>55090285
SHOAH'D

>>55089986
>Thank god, I was starting to think you were a faggot.

>>55089986
I don't like when Japanese girls wear lens to make their eyes bigger. It's not cute. Looks strange. Almost porn idols does this.

>>55090353
weeb females do the same thing

it's so fucking weird and dumb

>>55090308
feels dead inside, muz

>>55090196
falklands will never be yours

>are you sure it's a girl, anon?
true story

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>>55090475
but ur mom will, bitch

>>55090523

sos re piola loco, le diste al chicano puto ese

>>55090711
sabe pa

>>55089986
1. Brazil
2. Hmmm... Yeah, he is not gay, i lost the bet

>>55089986
>flag
>I thought you were gay

>>55090711
you know dad

I'm pretty sure at this point in my life my mom would be happy if I brought any girl home to her, regardless of race or nationality.

Really wish she'd stop caring so much, my sister is more than willing to fuck every dude who gives her the time of day. She'll surely reproduce before I will.

>>55089986
We thought you were gay...

For everybody I know it'd probably be 90%
>Wait I thought you were gay?!

And the other 10% would be
>Finally broke and got a mail order bride huh

I hate the people in my life.

>>55089986
My parents would be thrilled that I finally got a girl to date me.

My parents know that I'm a weeb, so they probably wouldn't be surprised at all.

My father would ask me why I didn't bring her mother for him, too.

>>55089986
Nice.

My dad and most of my cousins would banter me about it. If she was born in Australia though and had an Aussie accent they wouldn't give a shit.

I personally don't really think cross cultural marriages are a very wise idea. It just increases the chances of miscommunications and misunderstandings further down the line.

My dad would get suspicious and think I hired. No woman would ever marry a man like me.

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My dad would squint and make obscene Asian gestures and put on a Chinese accent.

He's black and only wants me to marry white women for some reason.

>>55089986
Well the only chink I've dated they liked so I figure they wont mind.

>giving a fuck about what your parents think about the person you are seeing.

Why would I go to my parents house unless I absolutely had to once I left it...

>>55091284
>black
>Only wants me to marry white woman
Fucking why

>>55091333
Why not? There's nothing wrong with visiting your parents once and awhile.

>>55091284
what the fuck why?

have had a (western)chinese gf before and they loved her so unless there's something wrong with her they'd be happy

>>55091380
depends on who your parents are m8.

>>55089986
As long as she wasn't a chink I don't think they'd care

thanks god, i thought you were gay

She would be amazed because i actually brought a girl home to meet her.

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black dude here:
dad would fucking hate me cause he is very racist
my mother would love her but would ask why i hate black women (something she always alludes to when i had white gf's before)

>>55091342
>>55091384
Because his father is a based man who taught his son to always shoot for the stars

1. Flag
2. "Glad you're not gay"

>>55091489
reckon a white aussie would have a shot with an african american chick? or do they only go for ballers usually?

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>>55089986
Pic related

>>55089986
1) Flag
2) They would just be happy i'm not gay.

>>55091526
post billions

>>55089986
nigger, you're gay, don't even pretend otherwise

>>55091523
depends, but if you go to the college area of my city i've seen lots of mixed couples, and usually the girls are hot and not ghetto slobs so make sure she can speak english and doesnt wear nike shoes and you might have a shot

They'd probably be worried she's already my fiancée after we only just met on a vacation, other than that they'd be amazed and happy I finally brought a girl home.

>Son, you've shamed us by bringing this kuffar woman into our house, get her out right now!

>>55089986
muh fucking dick.

what's her best jav

>>55089986
1. Sweden
2
>took you long enough to bring a girl home

>>55091587
w-wew

I'm just worried that I literally might not be able to handle that in bed.

t. only fucked white chicks and asians

>>55091690
her uncensored ones

>>55090098
FUCKING SHIT

>>55091756
where to find these?

>>55091284
To clean your nigger genes

>>55089986
>the short skirt
what a slutty bitch

>>55091772
Caribbean videos.

Dad
>Congratulations son, you got yourself a gf. What will your son/daughters's name be?
Mom
>Well that's nice

dad would laugh his ass off, mom would slap me

>>55091717
not OP, but if she's african and not native ghetto black girl, it's a different story. African girls for whatever reason don't mind autistic ugly white men.

Would just be happy for me

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>>55091284

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>>55089986
>THANK GOD WE THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY THIS WHOLE TIME

My family already jokes about this scenario, I'd never hear the end of it if it actually came to fruition.

>>55092333
Just take a trip to Vancouver. I'm sure there's a girl for you

>>55092490
>implying I want to marry an asian to begin with

Vancouver is utter shit anyways, every time I visit the mainland I try to race through it as fast as possible.

>>55091891
>if she's african
we have plenty of them here anyway, they're kind of insular and I don't have many opportunities to meet them

Dad: lmfao pham
Mom: nice skirt uezs

>>55089986
my parents don't like asain and i do this will get awkard they would problaby be very quiet and polite then back talk later

this is why i don't introduce non med/ celtic chicks to my parents

>why did you say all those racist things at christmas dinner?

>>55089986
>mom
as long as you're happy
>dad
as long as she can speak english

>>55092699
jej

>>55092699
haven't seen you post in a while, got excited because I thought you might have killed yourself

>>55089986
>mom to dad
wow I guess we were wrong. our son isn't a faggot after all.

>>55092699

why do always respond to threads late and bump them at the last minute? and rarely post otherwise?

what boards do you normally post on?

>>55092780
After the cricket results?

>peewees literally on pooicide watch

>>55092789
>why does the world's most autistic tripfag do autistic things

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>>55092802
delet this

>>55092802
>pakipaddle

>>55092866
>his country doesn't play cricket
is canada actually anglo?

>>55092917
>his cunt can't into icefight
are kiwis even white?

>>55092934
>slavs
>white

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>mom, dad, I'm finally back from Gensokyo, let me introduce you to my wife, Kagiyama Hina.

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>>55090098
Hey I have this one on my computer!

Pic related, filename is the JAV code>>55091764

>>55092934
>hawkey
>anglo
>white
fucking LEL

>>55093008
Is there a way to watch this online?

>>55089986
>>Himiko Kanagawa

Some necromancer?

>>55090098
>>55090144
>>55091764
>>55093008
>>55093038
get a life nerds

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>>55092968
my god how can one person have such a shit taste

>>55089986
Thank god you didn't fall for the white girl and latina meme

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>>55093092
Who else /boteslut/ here?

>>55093092
>wanting shrine slut
Top kek, Sakuya best girl

>>55093038
Don't think so. There's a torrent out there somewhere, I'm seeding it sporadically so you'll finish the download eventually

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>>55093092
shut up ur not my dad

>>55089986
My parents would be ok with it. Definitely glad I finally got a gf

>>55093624
*meant fiancé, either with the implication that I can now pass on my genes and have become successful with a female member of the species, although realistically I will never have a fiancé as, as a man, one of the dumbest things you can do is get married. I don't mind ltrs at all though. It's the only kind of relationship Iv'e really wanted and the only one I think I'd like to do

>Fag
>I thought you had a boyfriend

>>55093720
holy shit what an autist

>y-you went out the house?

>>55090928
This

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>>55090019
Maybe learn to hold onto the instruction manual, Cameron.

>>55089986
flag
they'd react well, my dad told me to marry an asian because they're submissive and don't get fat

>>55092699
Aren't you married?

1. America (Icelandic diaspora)

2. They'd probably act okay just to be polite, but pull me aside later to tell me that I have to marry a white woman. My dad actually said after my graduation that I can marry a woman from whatever ethnicity/nationality I like, but only if she's white.
I don't really consider that racism though 2bh. Differet world cultures being distinct is entirely due to historical lack of large-scale race mixing. I'll probably marry a Scandi or Germanic qt.

They would just be happy that I managed to get a girl.

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>>55093845
he claims he is, but would you marry this?

>>55093860
You should let your life play out how you want it
You sound like you're trying to seek your parents approval when they want you to be how they thought you'd be

>>55093912
That 6head though

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Jamaica/England (Mixed)

They'd be cool with it
I have Asian family members

>>55093916
Not really. I just happen to agree with their beliefs on culture and race mixing is all.
My current gf of 2 years is Danish anyway so if things continue like this I'll end up with a white woman anyway (though my grandpa doesn't like the idea of me dating a Danish woman, he's just an old bitter fisherman but I respect him a lot).

>>55093860
don't íslendingar take thai wives too?

also I think there was a guy on næturvaktin with a japanese wife but that's just a sitcom so idk

>>55094026
Progressives do. My dad is actually part Faroese and my mom comes from a rural part of Iceland, so my parents are both much more conservative than the average Icelander.
But yeah race mixing is definitely on the rise in Iceland, albeit it's pretty small still because even though the country is becoming much more progressive the people still believe in the importance of preserving our culture.

Hafu kids look really asian most of the time.

Mom
>let's see how long this one will last

Dad
>cool

My mom would just be really happy

Although I know she'd be dying to know this girls religious beliefs because she cares for the eternal souls of my potential children

>>55093081
>new zealand

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My family would banter the shit out of me about rooting an Asian bird, but they wouldn't do it around her. Other than that they'd probably be happy for me, albeit confused that I'm getting married.

>>55089986
They're happy, but with lingering thoughts if they could come live with us in Japan

>>55094476
>new zealand

honestly my mom would be initially happy then transition into pestering me to sire an heir quickly so our family doesn`t die out.

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>>55091764

>>55093038
buy it

http://www.r18.com/videos/vod/movies/detail/100-Girl-x-Creampie-Ai-Uehara/id=avop00069/?i3_ref=search&i3_ord=27

>>55089986
Puerto Rican
"why isnt she blonde?"

>>55090260
no

>>55089986
they're just happy I didn't turn out gay

>>55091284
Fuck your Dad 2bh

>>55091284
TOP KEK, your dad sounds awesome tbqfh

>>55090160
>gif
What is this

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>SHES NOT WHITE!?
>GET OUT OF MY HOME

>>55093791
stop posting this ugly annoying faggot, redditor

>>55089986
1. OO ES AYY
2. Mom would think she was very pretty.

My father would be proud.

>>55089986
>mom
why you did not tell us where are you going ??? Ow, shes very cute. I'm happy for you, Sasha.
>dad
*wiggled his mustache* wow

>>55089986
Wouldn't care about the race but my mother would be mad at me if she wasn't Christian.

>>55096477
Your English is adorable Sasha

>>55089986
>she's retiring
those dildos tho

>>55089986
parents just want to have grandkids. mom prefers with a white/mostly-white female. i'm a ''white'' hispanic.

>>55089986
oh

my aunts, uncles, and cousin will hate me
my grandparents will be proud

They expected it and are glad I won't die permavirgin.

>>55089986
They would probably accept it aslong as its not some Thai, my mom bought into "japs are dolphin-murderer"-meme tho.

>>55097487
But youre going to die a permavirgin right?

>>55097552
I hope not, but who knows.

How the fuck are you guys know well about japanese adult video as if you are fucking professional holy shit

>>55089986
thats pretty much what my mom wants for me

>>55093038
?
Just google the name.

>>55089986
estados unidos

very annoyed that I'd get married so young

>>55089986
"Two nukes were not enough"

>>55089986
1. Canada
2. My mom would chimp out and literally would try beat me with a broom. My dad wouldn't react, but would disapprove deeply. They both work with Asians and deal with Asians on a daily basis so they've grown to hate them. Very high chance they would never speak to me again/disown me as they don't want half Asian grandchildren.

They're lucky I'm more racist than they are.

>>55098114
what the fuck? why do you hate asians so much?

>>55093008
>dead or nakadashi
lel

>>55098147
By more racist, I mean I wouldn't date anyone that wasn't German or didn't have blue eyes.

My parents are cool as long as I date whatever they consider "white". They couldn't care less if she wasn't German or had brown eyes.

>>55096023
Average New Zealand advert. Couldn't find a video not in potato quality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u51OxZF1ltI

>>55090277
Goyim annoy 'em?

>>55098204
german women are generally ugly and fat

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>>55089986
> son of Japanese immigrants
> they would move back to Japan

>>55090098
Link?

I assume they would wonder what happened to my fiancée and after confusion greet the new one.

>>55098427
were you bullied in high school

can you speak japanese

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>>55098456
yea i can speak japanese
its rough in american highs chool but not as bad as it could have been

>>55098444
https://kat.cr/avop-069-ai-uehara-jav-censored-t9429310.html

>>55098488
What does Sima Yi have to do with that though?

>>55090277
Japanese are semite, she can convert.

Dad: munasiko hajosi??

>>55098573
Thanks kim

>>55098656
Geen probleem jongen

>>55098600
he is the Da Dou Dou
https://youtu.be/sRH5s4Z3jn8?t=2361

>>55089986
>flag

>well I'm glad it's not a bearded sandnigger "woman"

Upper middle class New England
Disown me.

>>55098363
That makes finding the one that isn't ugly and fat all the more exciting

>Couldn't you find somebody here, you faggot, instead of going to the other side of world?
>There is no way she is willingly with, she maybe thinks we are rich, what bullshit did you tell her?
That's actually what I've been told.

>>55099353
If she is dumb enough to believe that Russians are rich, she deserves it

>>55099403
She is russian too.

>>55099503
this thread is about japanese gf, you're drunk.

1.Nippon
2.
Mother : No, She is famous AV actress
Father : wait, can I get her signature?

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>>55096370
No.

>>55089986
>mom: "I knew you were a lesbian!"
Then I would probably get disowned

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>>55097806
Yellow fever

1.Russia
2. they would be somewhat upset

>good job anon

>>55100599
t. Julian Blanc

I actually have a dream of finding 10/10 japanese gf and introducing her to my family and they everyone is like
>WHOOOOAAAAAAAA we thought you were gay anon

>>55089986
>is she muslim
no
>is she christian
no
>is she jewish
no
>take butifel melike or giaour from balkanlars idiot

>>55089986
Flag
>"What happened to your previous girlfriend?!"

>>55101001
*baka

>>55100880
And then you wake up?

>>55101060
>目をさめて
>悔しい

>>55099622
lel

My mother would be upset at first because she doesn't like the Japanese, but I think she'd let it go since she's always just wanted me to be happy.

My father wouldn't say anything other than maybe being happy for me. Has nothing to do with the girl, he just isn't much for voicing his feelings

>>55101395
Your mother generalizes? Is it because of Pearl Harbor? Are people literally STILL upset about that?

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>>55089986
>Mom
"Good luck with that...thing"
>Dad
"Just leave"

They are very racist, i once had a colombian gf that was hot af yet they made her cry and forbidden me watching her.
My dad owns Mussolini statuettes on his bedroom and my mom has a swastika tattooed on her right arm

>>55101615
Disown them, what the fuck man.

>>55089986

>are you sure you didn't kidnap her or threatened her in some way?

>>55101434
Not Pearl Harbor in her case, because of Japanese treatment of POWs. Her father's brother was one.

Hilariously her mother's brother married a Japanese woman, and her mother's father had the yellow fever BAD.

>>55089986
nice hipps, legs

>>55089986

>Implying I would ever introduce a gf to my parents

In the hypothetical scenario that I did, my father would make asian jokes (although with good intentions).
My mother would pretend that she approves her, but later she would start carefully implying that I can do better, that she's a whore etc etc

>>55101656
still hatng. kek

>>55101626
i love them but they are so mean, my mother always stalks the girls i date on fb and if they are not white or european she talks with them and tell them to fuck off and leave me alone,that is absurd because i live by myself already.
My father never left me go out with non italian kids when i was a teenager.

>>55101747
I tell her it's shortsighted and basically blaming the son for the sins of the father, but she's stubborn as a mule in that regard.

[spoiler]though personally I think it's all a front and she doesn't like the Japanese attitude towards women. Or to be more exact, the 1980s attitude[/spoiler]

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Shhh... Moriyama is sleeping

>>55089986
They would be extremely happy

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>>55090260

>wanting to be raped by a woman

muh nigga

>>55101434
>Is it because of Pearl Harbor? Are people literally STILL upset about that?
NEVER 4GET!
2 NUKES WERE NOT ENOUGH

I think they'd be happy for me, as long as I were happy

>>55091284
Muy family is a matriach im scared to bring a non black woman to anything

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>>55093166
>mfw possibly working C++ code

Only if I could see the main() part

>>55091132
beter japans dan nderlands?

>>55100364
waar woon je schatje?

>>55089986
>implying I'd ever introduce her to my family
Only my mum if I ever had to.

>Mum: Well Im glad for you etc.. doesnt give a shit and approves unless she's a muslim/nigger or a bitch.
>Brother would act like your typical dad and banter the hell out of it, but would be happy that I actually found someone
>My two sisters would be all friendly towards as they're pretty girly themselves and not self-absorbed skanks (imagine sorta toned down kawaii mentality)
>I couldnt give a shit about my stepdad's opinion since he's an asshole anyway

>>55089986
>We don't want a prostitute in our familia!

>implying golddigger whore want to move third world nation without money

>>55094792
8,60$, do you not get that i'm poor? Even if i weren't you gotta be an idiot to pay porn porn in 2016

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>>55089986
1.Sweden
2.They would be happy, they think I am either gay or sexually dead...I can't tell them I like 2D...

>>55089986
Aus

Parents would react normally

>>55094792
Also here is the link to the entire 180 minute movie online
http://watch8x.com/Watch_AVOP069-Uehara-Ai-×-Out-Of-100-People_224954.aspx

>>55101615
Are you from Padania? Kek

>Mom
She's cute!
>Dad
She's hot!

They really don't give a shit, as long as I'm not doing drugs or taking it up the ass.

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>dad

>>55089986
I think they would react fine (but if she wouldnt be dressed like slut).

>>55089986
if she was raised in Brazil
>mom
I'm happy for you, but she don't have enough ass, are you low test son?
>dad
ok

if she was raised in Japan
>mom
Why do you hate Brazilian women son? Can't handle a strong independent wymyn?
>dad
ok

"you know son, it's Japenese culture to let your father fuck your fiance"

I don't have a father and my mother filed a protection order against me so idk. def no tendies though

>>55105493
>my mother filed a protection order against me
Jesus fuck, lad
What'd you do?

>>55093008
>Dead or nakadashi
hahahha

>>55089986
"Don't do this, my son. Your children could get horrible deformations if you don't keep your blood clean."

>>55105493
Derek?
You're out of prison?

>>55106028
>implying turks have clean blood
havin a laugh m8

I don't know what is more unrealistic, me having money to travel to Tokyo or me having anything with a girl at all.

This situation is so distant from my reality I can't imagine what they would say.

>>55089986
Pls move to Bolivia you fucking weeb