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The United States has just offered to make your country our 51st

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The United States has just offered to make your country our 51st State.

The choice has come down to you.

Would you accept?
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>>55084154
No
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The US once considered buying Iceland from Denmark but decided not to.
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>>55084154
Taking as an example to those disgusting Puerto ricans I would definitely say no.
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>>55084154
no.


>>55084265
thank christ for that
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No, I don't want to make america great again.
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>>55084154
No. I would not sing
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>>55084265
Would be cool if we did desu
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>>55084452
We probably wouldn't sell. You tried to buy Greenland but we didn't sell.
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>>55084154
O SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE...
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No, I want an independent region controlled by my state
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>>55084154
Yeah

We're a joke of a country anyway
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>>55084154
Yessssss!
I wanna vote for the next grate president, Hillary Clinton!
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>Mexico

>yes

this way you liberate the fuck out of the cartel, legally, and you get to keep all the good of Mexico. the culture, the food, the ever so grateful people, the resources and the USA will be the first official Anglo AND Latino nation.

anyway that's me trying to make it sound good for USA :^) I know USA hates >us
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>>55084815
Speak for yourself pepe, you don't even live here.
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>>55084668
I think if we ever blanda up with Canada, we should add Maple leafs to our flag instead of stars. 9 maple leafs for each of your provinces/territories.
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>>55084815
>and you get to keep all the good of Mexico
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>>55084815
>and you get to keep all the good of Mexico
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>>55084815
>this way you liberate the fuck out of the cartel
We can't even get rid of petty street gangs.
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>>55084815
>and you get to keep all the good of Mexico
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>>55084154
Nope.
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>>55084910
>>55084943
>most powerful spanish speaking latino american nation
>most culture, most tourist visited
>alpha + city
>beaches dreams are made of
>food
>not good

lmao t b h inb4 you lads think Argentina is better LMAO
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>Make guns legal
>Next president is a meme
>Voting per district (non-proportional representation)
>Civil servant who refuses to marry gays is considered a hero by a big part of the population
>No more king

It may work for you, but not for me
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>>55084154
yes
we could remove kebabs and USA couldn't bomb it self rigth?
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>>55084815
>the good of Mexico
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>>55084154
no

we already have too much angloshits to deal with
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>>55085012
>>55085109

enough memes pls
see
>>55085045
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>>55084238
Oh come on Russia I thought at least you would.

>>55084986
If due process were suspended for one day every gangster in this country would be hiding under their mother's bed.
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>>55084815
>the good of Mexico

???
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>>55085253
The only way to get rid of gang violence is to make being a gang member a criminal offense with a penalty of a life sentence.
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>>55084815
>you get to keep all the good of Mexico
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>>55085370
Oppression works, but so does education and economic opportunities. Crime is always an economic choice. No sane person would take the risk if it weren't worth it. Unfortunately, that's proven to be easier said than done.
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>>55085214
So we keep a few hundred people who know how to cook Mexican food and exterminate everyone else, sounds good.
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>>55085446
>Crime is always an economic choice
I live in a city with one of the highest crime rates in America (Newark). These people do NOT commit crime because they are broke. They do it because it's fun.
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>>55084815
>, and you get to keep all the good of Mexico.
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>>55085446
>Crime is always an economic choice. No sane person would take the risk if it weren't worth it.

This is only true at the outset. After a generation or two it becomes ingrained in the culture and turns into something people take pride in and aspire to be. There are countless thousands of people in America who actively rejected legal, standard paths to success because they just wanted to be gangsters.
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>>55084815
>all the good of Mexico
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>>55084815
>the good of Mexico
>the first official Anglo AND Latino nation
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>>55084815
>get to keep all the good of Mexico.
>all the good of Mexico.
>good of Mexico
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>>55084154
No, you're not as free as we are.
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>>55085491
>sane
Education and home and at school keeps whites prone to criminal behavior in line. It just isn't done effectively for everyone. I didn't say there was an easy way to make crime go away, nor that law enforcement still shouldn't kick some asses in the mean time.
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>>55085608
>Education and home and at school keeps whites prone to criminal behavior in line
It also helps that most white kids' parents aren't criminals/dead/absent/on drugs. Crime is a cultural thing, guy. There are too many opportunities in America to blame degenerate behavior on money.
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>>55085045
is this b8?
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>>55084815
>This entire post

Where is an Argentinean poster to shitpost you out of the thread when you need one
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>>55084815
>USA will be the first official Anglo AND Latino nation
>will be
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>>55084154
Without a doubt
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>>55085045
But Argentina IS better.Love U argentina <3
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>>55084154
Thanks, but not thanks.
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>>55084285
>Taking as an example to those disgusting Puerto ricans I would definitely say no.
Buff, que mala raza, menudos "hermanos latinos".
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We already are the bitch of USA, so why not? Nothing will change.
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>>55084285
Do you actually think Mexicans are different from Puerto Ricans?
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>>55084154
But we already are. Germany will never again have a chancellor that's as much of an American lickspit as Merkel.
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>>55086563
Mexico is whiter
>>55086604
Cool Ivan,just don't let your father know or he will beat the shit out of you
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>>55086604
We already knew it.
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OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
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>>55086676
Big deal.
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>>55084815
>Anglo and Latino nation
>the good of Mexico

>that flag
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>>55086752
?
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>>55086676
>Mexico is whiter
Brown manlets vs slightly browner manlets, who gives a fuck. Everything from Mexico to Chile is the same shit.
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Fuck off I don't even want to join a union with Aussies why would I join one with septics
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>The Annexation of Santo Domingo was an attempted treaty during the later Reconstruction Era, initiated by United States President Ulysses S. Grant in 1869, to annex "Santo Domingo" (as the Dominican Republic was then commonly known) as a United States territory, with the promise of eventual statehood.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annexation_of_Santo_Domingo

No fucking way!
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>>55084815
>and you get to keep all the good of Mexico
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>>55087099
Good thing we didn't we don't need a island full of self hating black and mulato people
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>>55087313
Agree.
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No, uniting countries despite relevant cultural differences seeds discord.
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>>55086604
FSB is on the way
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cons:
no more free college
absurdingly costy health care system

pros:
the joy of watching slumniggers getting absolutely rekt by police
owning guns to blast their heads when invading my home
watching them being extremely mistreated due to pathetic english
opening tourism more due to language change
abaolutely no chance for commies to win, corruption scandals repercutionate wider
automatic murrican citizenship, no need for visas
voting for trump for border wall and deporting rapefugees

yes pls senpai
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>>55085714
Your food is shit. You have like one good thing
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No
Fuck off
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>>55088428
Honest question.
I hear BRs and yurofags brag about free college, but are the schools there even that good? I see college as an investment, I know I'll be ~20k in debt after I graduate, but because of my degree I'll start off making over 45k, plus I get to live abroad for a year "free".
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>>55084154
Yes.
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>>55084154
Sure sure sure sure

I pledge alligance to the flag of the United States of America
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>>55084815
chicanos are pathetic and have no dignity
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>>55088872


yes, your system is just plain shit, and your universities are overrated, glorified daycares
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>>55085491
Hey, another Newark bro. You carry illegally too?
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No. The traitors that said yes need to be shot.
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>>55084154
Gladly
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>>55084154
Not even at the threat of war.
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No we already get shot enough
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Yes.
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Yes

pls annex
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>>55091508
>Norway
>No
>Recent subject of a TV series about it being cucked by Russia
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Yes, I want automatic and 50. caliber weapons.
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>>55084815
>USA will be the first official Anglo AND Latino
You're 10 years too late
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>>55084154
Yes but only if they execute every single person in Parliament, they are the devil's workers and none should draw breath again
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>>55084154
Kek you are becoming our new next state m8
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>>55084154
i will refuse. cant unleash our niggers onto the usa sorry.
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>>55088872
>but are the schools there even that good

In terms of education they are just as if not better than Americans universities. The difference is American universities do more research, while other countries have research centres for that.
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Sure, how much worse than current Germany can it get?
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>Make the US the 51st state

Would do
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>>55084815
Touch of here """""" brother"""""
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Yes.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[spoilers]Come back with Bernie[/spoilers]
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No thank you.
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>>55084154
Yes please.
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yes

our president is sitting at 95% disapproval rate, fuck that bitch

If this is what an woman in power does, i pray to god we dont get another one
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>>55084154
yes
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>>55095515
Our (good) unis do research. So do british ones i believe. It's what makes them better
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>>55084815
>and the USA will be the first official Anglo AND Latino nation
This will happen anyway, no need to annex Mexico.
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>>55084154
Lel, no
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>>55097260
>97.87 more chance of being unemployed
How could this be possible?
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>>55088872
They are but way less choices. I studied at the University of Melbourne for a semester, it's pretty legit. That said, while there are publications from a place like Monash, you're a joke if you go there. In America, you can find a decent college almost anywhere that isn't the South, and you can choose big, medium, small, what's a specialty, location etc.
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No. USA is ok but Poland is Poland and free.
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>>55084815
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>>55097413
The unemployment rate in country is A is x, in country B it is 1,9787×x, there you are.
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>>55097413
If austria has a 1.5% unemployment rate than a rate of 3% would be a 100% more.
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No. Never. I would die first.
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>>55084154
Yes tbqh.

t.American in every aspect except physical
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>Implying Mexico isn't the one annexing the USA
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"An attack on Sweden is an attack on us" - John Kasich

If he's president then SURE
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>>55084154
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
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>>55097640
>this shit again

ethnicity=nationality only in backwards european fascistland

what makes someone american is their love of burger and feedoms
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>>55097808
Furthersome, he's implying that "hispanics" in general have some loyalty to mexico in particular. Why the fuck would they want to be a part of mexico?
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>>55097868
'muh heritage'

There are plenty of americans of the brown persuasion who think those people are retards though.

Its really not difficult to fit in in america as long as you become a pro-american fanatic. The only people who will dislike you then are liberals.
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>>55097260
>17.77% more money
>Would move
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Sure, we get clapistani citizenship and you get a cheap holiday resort.
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>>55084154
No, our healthcare system is still decent.
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>>55097917
>>55097868
>>55097808
Soon
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>>55098008
and you'd probably have to get a job and not nap all day.
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no fuck that and fuck anyone who willingly joins that abomination
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>>55084154
It would be better to be annexed by the Americans than by the Germans, to be honest, family.
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>>55084154
We're basically you guys anyway but with decent healthcare and no nigs, so no thx
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>>55084154
It will be reeeeally big state.
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>>55084154
Prefere to stay occupied.

This way we get the security and economic relations without the crazyness of the American system.
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>>55098432
>the crazyness of the American system.

Our system of government is a divine miracle.
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We don't even want to be a part of the EU, and we have several McDonalds, so we already have every conceivable benefit that could come from a union with the US.

We're a strong independent country
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>>55084238
No consent needed for you vlad.
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Y E S
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Please do it
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