/brit/

cara

maisie

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the janny will not like this

Didn't pull last night

Why don't we just tax the bankers bonuses to 90%

morals don't exist folks

>>55058073
Bankers are human beings too

>>55058087
t. 14 yo atheist on /lit/

>>55058073
*outbreak of applauses*
YEA WHY DONT WE?

reckon I could get into Berghain easy

>need to poo
>visit toilet
>there's unflushed weewee
>flush it
>come back a few minutes later and poo
I'm not shitting into that

>The four members of British indie band Viola Beach and their manager have died in a car crash in Sweden.

>Kris Leonard, River Reeves, Tomas Lowe and Jack Dakin and manager Craig Tarry were killed when their car plunged more than 25m (82ft) from a highway bridge into a canal.

>The accident happened in the early hours of Saturday near Stockholm.

drunk driver? that's a fair drop. not a nice way to die.

Why do people with autism seem like they're constantly acting in some kind of terrible B movie?

lads why the FUCK won't my willy go hard when I'm with a girl

It's literally destroying my life. I should've lost my virginity THREE GIRLS AGO but me stupid fucking todger has other ideas

> haha aww you've just had too much to drink, here let me sort that out for you ;)
> *five minutes later she's still fumbling around with a cocktail sausage*
I just
fucking
RERREEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>55058163
FONT

>>55058163
you're a homo

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>>55058163
Then don't get so drunk.

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>>55058107

t. biological robot with a mind full of spooks

>>55058163
just stick it in limp so you can at least say you did it

banned from gsg again

>>55058155
unironically used to know someone like this
he was a big fan of them too

>>55058140
they ignored the stop lights and drove past the barrier. idiots.

>>55058107
>as you can see morals are clearly written out here in the quran

Rasheed

>>55058121

don't they literally have a faggot room for faggots to do fag things

>>55058190
Half a bottle of wine (i.e. Basically sober) shouldn't do this to my willy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM

>>55058203
t. Kojak

Garlic bread

>>55058155
maybe b movie directors have autism

drank some filter coffee now i'm sneezing violently

why do people turn off phone and laptop chargers at the wall so when i plug it in then come back an hour later it's done nothing. absolute fucking cocks they are

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>mum asked if I needed the loo before she went in for a bath
>went for a piss
>she's in the bath now
>now absolutely dying for a massive jobby

Dating an autismal girl would never have worked for him 2bh. Girls can always date up so she could probably score some normal chad.

Confidence and personality is DIRECTLY linked to your facial appearance

>le I knew this lad in school
Those are 1 in 100 exceptions, which naturally happen

>>55058163

What about Viagra or a cock ring or something?

>>55058254
I'll just go to the straight room

>>55058299
>his house doesn't have 2 toilets

>>55058163

spike yourself with viagara

>>55058299
>not having 2 toilets

poortherners ladies and gentlelmen

>>55058163
>>55058262
my dick still gets hard when i'm really really drunk, like don't remember how i met her and got in to her house drunk, i just can't cum

which isn't so bad really

>>55058340
fob

WAKE UP NIGGA WAKE UP
WE BOUT TO GET THIS PAPER

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HOL UP
*smacks lips*
WAIT A MINUTE
ALL GOOD JUS A WEEK AGO

>gf was out drinking last night with friends
>came home pissed at 3am
>that moment when you realise you're not sure if you can trust your gf

NEED a girl to look at me like this

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1455453020041.webm

>>55058354
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

how can i find out my cholesterol without visiting the doctor

I liked Busted when I was young

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They said divers recovered the bodies of the victims - aged between 20 and 35 - after their Nissan Qashqai plunged through a gap in the bridge which had opened to let a boat pass underneath.

The bridge has a middle section that rises directly upwards without tilting, leaving a gap that the car drove into, the police said.

A barrier before the opening has flashing lights and warning signs, the officer handling the case said, and other drivers were waiting behind the barrier.

darwin award for the driver. sad for the lads they didn't deserve to die.

>>55058343
im northern and my house has 4 toilets if you include the 2 en suite bathrooms

>>55058325
Next in ground shattering news: Pope is catholic, bears shit in the woods and man walks on moon

>>55058370
I am literally working class on benefits

>>55058410
Pharmacists have cholesterol monitors fa͏m.

>>55058427
having a chamber pot doesn't turn your bedroom into a bathroom lad

>>55058432
No, there are cunts here who think

LE FACE DOES NOT LE MATTER. BECAUSE I HAVE LE VERY NICE FACE AND NO LE GF. SO THEREFORE LE FACE DOES NOT MATTER when in fact they're fucking autistic fucks who won't give up the fact that they're useless in life when being spoonfed everything and living life on easy mode

>>55058421
>not still liking busted

I bet you stopped listening to Avril Lavigne too

>>55058401
wheres that from? Looks weird and she is a bit of a munter

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>>55058427
>modern houses

cats sitting on my lap watching my mouse move about

>>55058064
what the fuck lads

>>55058482
you're the one who sounds autistic here tbqh m8

>>55058163
I used to get these pills from India on some fully dodgy website that sorted me right out

I once googled the address and it was in the middle of nowhere haha

just get them blue Zeus pills you see in the bogs in pubs

>>55058482
you sound a bit upset, maybe you'd be happier if you just got a better looking face it worked for me

>>55058140
>be brits
>dont know how bridges work
ebin

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>""""""""""Artistic""""""""""

have a devilish idea, boys


when i ask this qt girl that i like how her weekend went and how her valentines day was she'll inevitably complain about that feel when no valentine. im only assuming she isn't doing anything with a romantic partner today because shes single.

i will briefly commiserate with her then admit that i too did not have a valentine, tell her that we should obviously have been each others valentines, then ill suggest that we be each others valentines for next year....


it doesn't get much more direct and flirtatious than that lads heh heh heh

>>55058140

Imagine their final moments. Just imagine. I can't see how they were the most considerate or thoughtful drivers on the road. Probably thought the rules didn't apply to them. That the barriers and warning lights were for the other drivers, whom they just coasted past at high speed. Did they even think at that point? Beyond maybe how all the people who were waiting were suckers?

And then the smash. Were they wearing seatbelts? I can't imagine being concussed after an impact at that speed. Especially in modern cars with crumple zones. The feeling of terror as the car went over the edge.

How long does it take for a car to fall 82ft? How many thoughts can you have in those moments? I wonder what their final thoughts were as they headed down. The sounds and screams in the car. Did anyone shit/wet themselves? And then the moment of impact. Instant death or drowning?

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>>55058533

>>55058421
>>55058486
I went to school with and live round the corner from James Bourne Tbh

and his brother

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl0ZN1984PQ
>all those minorities
fucking hell man why is the monarchy so cucked

Is tom jones white

>>55058578
Continentals seem to get off on posting this shit

>>55058569
so deep

>>55058423

They were probably encouraging him. In a rush. Drive faster...you can beat that...

>>55058574
go for it. then sexually assault her

I went to school with and live round the corner from Jason Bourne Tbh

and his brother

don't think ill be able to carry my suitcase to the station and my brother is no where to be found

might have to call a taxi

>>55058664
uber

night wank again

>>55058423
is it just a filter that makes light brown look it, or are they really all ginger?

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Maroon 5 CD still works lads

>>55058423
They look like a bunch of wankers desu

>>55058599
noice

i sometimes see one of the lads from mc fly in my gym. he's a decent sort

>>55058673
>getting in some nasty strangers car

>>55058664
Ride upon your noble stead

>>55058706
all my uber drivers have been quite friendly desu

>>55058566
>be Swedish
>don't know how borders work

>>55058686
*ejects it then scratches it*

rugby's back on lads

>>55058673
don't have it desu

just going to hope my brother comes back soon

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>>55058576

had to be dead on impact

>>55058687

Probably best all round that they died the way they did. If they'd continued to drive like that, they might have killed an innocent person on the road desu. Absolutely hate drivers like that.

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>>55058730
m8....

>>55058725
I don't see how it's any better than hitchhiking

>>55058715
your mums not around at the moment

Don't you have driving schools in Britain or what?

>>55058782
okay

Discography
Singles
"Swings & Waterslides" (2015)
"Boys That Sing" / "Like a Fool" (2016)

>>55058726
You mean like the literal border of the bridge the lads drove past ;^)

>>55058775

just wipe it on your shirt la

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>>55058787
good one lad haha

>>55058803
>>55058791
they were drunk/on drugs

screencap this post for when the toxicology report returns

>>55058782
uber drivers have to submit driving licence and taxi licence to their website at least in this country

>>55058794
i was indirectly asking you to explain how it's different desu

>>55058799
yeah i had literally never heard of this band before today. it is sad because they are young kids though

listening to blink 182

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sent this to sara

playstation is still stuck in Estonia :/

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Excellent video of a paki doing a cheeky line on the quran
Someone make this into a webm

>>55058576
well that doesn't really matter now. They are dead. They are not a vegetable at the hospital. They probably died when they hit the bridge

cant believe my xbox is still in sweden

>>55058843
good lad

i like the spin off bands. Angels and Airwaves espesh

I think it would take about 2 and a bit seconds to fall that distance. Just enough time to work out what was happening? For them it must have been the longest two seconds of their lives.

>>55058829
Maybe they thought we had left-hand traffic.

gf's stuck in customs in japan :/

Dreamcast stuck in customs at Siam

>>55058844
Love: Falco

>>55058876
maybe i would if you made it into a link so i could see the vid you silly sausage

>the new world order
thoughts lads?

>>55058924
how much did she cost lad

>>55058876
most haram ting i've seen in broad daylight

holy shit lads

all 4 members of Viola Beach have died in a car crash

at least we'll have the memories

lads im actually going out with a girl tonight
holy shit this is unironically the best day of my life hahaha

>>55058957
all of my love

made a massive tray of rocky road lads.
had to melt 1.5kg of chocolate. felt like one of those bender belgian twats.

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just stumbled across this
very sad

>>55059015
>being fat

Been in a long-distance relationship for 3 years and I'm meeting the girl for the first time tomorrow. Beautiful Colombian woman, 23, same age as me. We have plenty in common and get along so well.

Kind of hoping she'd chip in for travel costs but she's working hard just to pay bills at the moment so I sent her £1100 on Paypal to get over here safely and in comfort.

Bit worried she hasn't got in contact though, she should be in the air by now.

>>55059000
her
hair colour:
body shape:
height:
age:
studies/occupation:

Oh no viola beach was my favorite band (I've never heard of them but now I'm going to whore myself out for Facebook likes)

>>55059000
nice lad

why do we call sweaters 'jumpers'?
they don't jump

>>55059028

not for me, dickhead. dont even like rocky road.

>In Rainbows isn't the best Radiohead album

*tips dunce hat*

>>55059020
>streetview twat is back

fuck sake

>>55059033
haha hope youre having us on la'

>>55059020
where

>>55059000
black
male
6 ft 2
36
prostitute

>>55059015
Birmingham

>>55059051
>he doesn't know how to make his jumpers jump

baka

why do we call sweaters 'sweaters'?
they don't sweat

>>55059015
>baking for other people

fucking pathetic cretin
lowest rung of the social ladder
bent twat
housewife

doing an anxiety-based moment

>>55059086
northern england

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accident spot i think

>>55059110
quite a mean post this

>>55059110

lol mad jelly

>>55059081
Why? Jelly I've got a gf?

>>55059106
because fat cunts like you sweat when you put them on

why do we call pants 'trousers'?
they don't trouse

>>55059130
what is he doing

lol who remembers falco

>>55059036
hair colour: blonde
body shape: petite, great tits and arse though
height: pretty short, around 160-165cm
age: 18, year younger than me aha
studies/occupation: studying a forensic science course whilst also working part time at a debenhams

why do we calls boxers 'boxers'
they don't box

>>55059138

where are all the police and shit then?

>>55059051
http://www.lbc.co.uk/why-is-a-jumper-so-called-15018
>Name: Aaron, Victoria
>Qualification: Just read a book about Agincourt
>Answer: During Agincourt, the archers couldn’t afford chainmail armour, so wore a top padded with straw that looked like a jumper. It was called a “juppe”, which is Old French and our word comes from that.

>>55059171
trying to find water and food

>>55059172
maverick mark > falco > ben dilks

>>55059086
mountains of georgia

>>55059078
there was another street view cunt trying to steal my gimmick like a month ago, I am the original

>A pair of pants = one piece of clothing
>A pair of shirts = 2 shirts

why?

Sorry to rain on your stateless parade but I just don't see how an anarcho communist revolution is gonna work ily though comrades

>>55059157
jeeves, get me the Yank gun.

No no, the bigger one. Yes. Thank you.

>>55059216
Pants has 2 legs innit

>>55059157
ha. audibly exhaled at this one lad

why do we call towels 'towels'?
they don't tow

>>55059216
>pants

you've been rumbled, Yank

Can we all agree that Muslims are in the end a GOOD thing?

after a few generations when they're all integrated

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>>55059196

>mfw plebs call mail 'chainmail'

>>55059199
why doesn't he go to a city and beg for a quid to spend in greggs

>>55059244
shirts have 2 arms

>A nuclear reactor in China has created plasma at a temperature of 50 million Kelvins (49.999 million degrees Celsius or 90 million Fahrenheit) for 102 seconds.

>The temperature is thought to be three times hotter than the core of the sun or “roughly the same as a mid-sized thermo-nuclear explosion,” according to the South China Morning Post.

wew lads get a bit of a tan in that thing

why do we call americans 'yanks'?
they don't yank

why do we call refugees 'refugees'?
they aren't seeking refuge

>>55059277
well if you want to call shirts a pair of arms go ahead

>>55059244
pants don't have any legs Lol

>>55059285

what is the reactor lined with that withstand that heat?

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>>55059036
this is me pls respond
>>55059181

Anyone have experience with changing courses at uni mid way through 2nd year?

>>55059293
they do on the end of the rope

>>55059307
gr8 question my lad m8 friend

>>55059307
>why do we call refugees 'refugees'?
we call them human beings around here rasheed

>>55059272
he's a povvo cunt

>>55059333
uhhhh idgi

>55059329
that was you lying. i will not be dignifying the FONT of a post

>>55059285
not that hot
*rests hand on it and leans*
AY CHIHUAHUA
*hand expands to 4 times its regular size and glows red*

>>55059326
Your mum

>>55059313
so it makes no sense
we just do it because we do it

>>55059345
>we call them human beings around here rasheed

can you not

>>55059332
yes
although not really because it was the same course but 4 years instead of 3

>>55059345
>rasheed

think you're getting your gimmicks mucked up a bit there m80

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only just noticed that arsenal won

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>>55059354
heh
wasnt even lying lad
sorry

>>55059352
he should walk to the nearest city trying to catch squirrels on the way

'Chinese reactor created plasma' is code for 'Chinese reactor meltdown'

>>55059408
you should probably tell him that, northerners are known to be quite stupid

>>55059402
>>55059396
you know i made the post, looked away and thought
>hmm, did i use the right gimmick there

shame on me

>>55059356
Very comical image! Haha

We're smashing the pasta niggers in the rugger

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>Mesut Ozil isn't objectively the best Premier League player

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>she goes to kiss you
>her mouth tastes like an ashtray

>>55059441

score?

farewell then, haha

love spanking girls, literally adore it

nothing better in the world than beating those cheeks, hearing her gasp and whimper, and watching her beautiful buttocks turn red

deary me

>>55059456

Try - Joseph, con Farrell
Italy 9-18 England

>>55059454

>not flooring the bitch there and then

>>55059484

hehe fucking pasta benders

>>55059399
so you just switched from masters to bachelor's?

love spanking boys, literally adore it

nothing better in the world than beating those cheeks, hearing him gasp and whimper, and watching his beautiful buttocks turn red

deary me

>>55059484
>Try - Joseph, con Farrell
what did he mean by this

>>55059531
other way

>>55059473
I like the sound it makes desu

need a mentalist japanese guitar playing gf lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZiX4cdNWD4

>>55059549
yeh that's common as fuck I mean going from engineering to something like finance

>>55059473
i had a strange wank this morning where i rubbed me bell end with a towel hard and it was nice. think i hurt it a bit though coz its a bit stingy when i weewee now

>>55059484
haha did the man put down the egg? love it when he does that

>>55059584
i imagine that would be quite difficult without starting from year 1 again, you won't have any prereqs for the modules

go speak to your school about it

>>55059599
just did it again actually. go on joseph

>>55059599
or did he kick the egg over the H. dont get that desu

Italy 9-23 England

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>have a poo
>it's a skidmarks episode

http://forum.comeonboro.com/index.php?topic=108235.0

>>55058014
good edition

Pic is me (I'm a Rasheed)

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.477735,0.0000447,3a,68.6y,133.65h,88.54t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1s-mL0uD0e8tS8%2FUgV6iQPCQfI%2FAAAAAAAAT5Y%2Fl5WqhZ-0z7w!2e4!3e11!6s%2F%2Flh6.googleusercontent.com%2F-mL0uD0e8tS8%2FUgV6iQPCQfI%2FAAAAAAAAT5Y%2Fl5WqhZ-0z7w%2Fw203-h101-n-k-no%2F!7i4000!8i2000

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>Emre Can isn't the next Michael Ballack

>>55059584
think you can. lad i know did that and it worked ok. its not easy but its definitely been done before

Starting a new job tomorrow, bit nervous

>>55059646
You're seriously not hacking into me with that

>>55059646
nice one arun

Am I watching England/Africa vs Italy?

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>what are you doing on sunday, do you have somebody?

Is Valentines Day a thing in the UK? In another thread someone is comparing it to Halloween

Try - Joseph, con Farrell
Italy 9-25 England

This time it's a try completely of England's making.

The visitors set the drive nicely from an attacking line-out, with Dylan Hartley in possession at the back.

Danny Care takes it and comes alive, stroking a kick through the heart of the Italian defence, like Thierry Henry stroking into the net.

It's perfect for Jonathan Joseph to touch down under the posts. He's second of the match, and seventh in his England career.

WISH I WOULD GO AHEAD AND FUCK MY LIFE UP

>>55058348
Same problem lad, it's fukcing frustrating. It's probably cause of porn.

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>>55059646
ah very impressive

>>55059754
quite accurate desu, it's like halloween all-year-round here

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>>55059754
It's another excuse for women to ask for things so of course it exists.

>>55059758
>>>/sp/65593931

>>55059722
delete this, yanks are lurking

>>55059754
yeah it's a thing for lovey-dovey couples but not anyone else

>happy valentines day snapchat from team snapchat

FUCK OFF

spent v-day with my mum

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>>55059818
o-okay

>>55059836
still haven't got out of bed yet haha!

well i did earlier to get some water but then i fell back asleep

>>55059730
there is one properly black guy playing for england now. and 2 half cast

you are making a bit of a fuss though compared to football

West Midlands Village are getting their arses handed to them by the Merseyside Reds

>>55059846
repost it I didn't see

http://www.mostexclusivewebsite.com/
doing a queue

>>55059754
In Japan the women give chocolates to the men.

They even have a special Giri Chocolate (義理チョコ)for the friendzoned betas.

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>>55059796
Literally looks like a mushroom

bet escorts make a fortune on valentines
they probably don't even have to do much sex either, just pretend to really like their clients

>>55059879
why do brummies routinely underperform in everything

104 new messages in the groupchat

cba to open it

>>55059670
just hope I haven't left it too late; know a lot of people that did it earlier on

>>55059870
There's actually 7 brownskins in your squad lad

>>55059796
>http://imgur.com/rOw5P4a
i hope that's real

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>>55059879

succinct

>>55059962
i bet he's not even a virgin

>>55059888
joseFUCKINGfina
i wNat to LICK her face

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will probably be dead by the time the elder scrolls game is out

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Hey, I bought you chocolates.

> get snapchat from girl saying "happy valentines :(" and it's just a picture of her alone in bed in her pyjamas
> laugh heartily as I get my dick sucked by another girl in my own bed and toss another few runts into the incinerator

hahahaha

what a normie twat i am

>>55059963
>missed a 5-0 game because too drained after the Leicester match

fug

>>55059995
ching chong

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>>55059909

are hayley isn't working today

probably with her bf

got a bit of a dilemma

attic door seems to be jammed shut via a piece of hard paper shoved in the crack

have tried yanking it out but won't budge, starting ripping too, which could potentially leave it with nothing to grab but still wedged in

can't find any other big bags and my suitcase is in there
what do

>>55059893
tbf it might actually feel quite good a for a girl (?)

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What have you lot achieved today?

>>55059925
Don't be racist
>>55059963
Which website is that? I shall be reporting them to the Internet ofcom watchdog
Blatant attack on brummie culture

>>55060039
slept through my hangover

>>55060017
>used up escort
>boyfriend
how much of a cuck would you have to be

>>55059945
if you pacific islanders then yeah. not african though

>>55060039
Walked the dog, had a wank. That is about it.

>>55059999

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>>55060017

this is sweet

josefina is LITERALLY perfect

>>55060017
who would gf a prozzie

doing a dance (not a joke, I actually am)

>>55060039
didn't kill myself

>>55060021
just grab the door and pull it hard?

>>55060021
yanks out

>>55060061
5 african then

>>55060094
theres no handle or anything to grab, its a hatch in the roof

>>55060076
wait what

the hookers leave reviews of clients?

>>55060021
burn the paper off la

>>55060039
shagged a girl, slept with her, cuddled with her, spanked her, gave her an enormous lovebite because she asked for it

ate a ham sandwich

>most trousers are for manlets (i.e. 32 leg)

Fuck sakes.

>Villa

kek, glad to see them go down

>Be in uni halls
>Hungry
>Filipino cleaner is cleaning kitchen
>Don't want to make awkward conversation and be watched while I make my lunch
>He's still there (4 hours later)

What do lads? I just want a bit of scrambled egg on toast

>>55060060
>>55060078
Spoke to a girl I used to see (an escort) a while back and we were talking about this, she said she just wouldn't tell her bf what she does.
Bit of a cunt thing to do really if I am being completely honest with you.

>>55060060

There are whores on saafe.info who talk about their boyfriends, husbands, say they have to work extra this week because the kids are off school next week, etc

Imagine finding out as an adult, that your mother supported you through childhood by swallowing cum and then coming home and giving you a kiss on the cheek

>>55060076
the whores review the blokes not the other way? haha what the fuck

>>55060039
Worked out how to model a biased tunneling diode via an effective negative conductance.

single women should not be allowed to own big dogs

>>55060139
could work...

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EVEN KOLO SCORES

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oh dear

time to do something with my day

>>55060039

deadlifts later

>>55060212
>>55060212
>>55060212

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>>55060167
wonder if they can put through mouthwash as tax expenses

>>55060078
Asexuals, cuckolds and other escorts

>>55060158
>>55060191
*glasses you both*

>>55060163
just put in headphones, give him simple greetings and pretend to be into your music.

not even at the bump limit baka

>>55060078

http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=106.0

>my husband who is extremely supportive. I know my children are very well cared for and what I do as a job has no effect on them what so ever,

>>55060133
>>55060171

they do it so other whores know he's not a timewaster, not abusive, etc

some whores won't see if you have any negative feedbacks. or if you've visited a whore that does bareback.

>>55059835
this

DO NOT MOCK ME

I'm sexting a girl with a bf rn (on today, Valentine's day) tbqhwy.

Poor lad doesn't stand a chance.