>The four members of British indie band Viola Beach and their manager have died in a car crash in Sweden.
>Kris Leonard, River Reeves, Tomas Lowe and Jack Dakin and manager Craig Tarry were killed when their car plunged more than 25m (82ft) from a highway bridge into a canal.
>The accident happened in the early hours of Saturday near Stockholm.
drunk driver? that's a fair drop. not a nice way to die.
lads why the FUCK won't my willy go hard when I'm with a girl
It's literally destroying my life. I should've lost my virginity THREE GIRLS AGO but me stupid fucking todger has other ideas
> haha aww you've just had too much to drink, here let me sort that out for you ;)
> *five minutes later she's still fumbling around with a cocktail sausage*
t. biological robot with a mind full of spooks
>mum asked if I needed the loo before she went in for a bath
>went for a piss
>she's in the bath now
>now absolutely dying for a massive jobby
WAIT A MINUTE
ALL GOOD JUS A WEEK AGO
They said divers recovered the bodies of the victims - aged between 20 and 35 - after their Nissan Qashqai plunged through a gap in the bridge which had opened to let a boat pass underneath.
The bridge has a middle section that rises directly upwards without tilting, leaving a gap that the car drove into, the police said.
A barrier before the opening has flashing lights and warning signs, the officer handling the case said, and other drivers were waiting behind the barrier.
darwin award for the driver. sad for the lads they didn't deserve to die.
No, there are cunts here who think
LE FACE DOES NOT LE MATTER. BECAUSE I HAVE LE VERY NICE FACE AND NO LE GF. SO THEREFORE LE FACE DOES NOT MATTER when in fact they're fucking autistic fucks who won't give up the fact that they're useless in life when being spoonfed everything and living life on easy mode
I used to get these pills from India on some fully dodgy website that sorted me right out
I once googled the address and it was in the middle of nowhere haha
just get them blue Zeus pills you see in the bogs in pubs
have a devilish idea, boys
when i ask this qt girl that i like how her weekend went and how her valentines day was she'll inevitably complain about that feel when no valentine. im only assuming she isn't doing anything with a romantic partner today because shes single.
i will briefly commiserate with her then admit that i too did not have a valentine, tell her that we should obviously have been each others valentines, then ill suggest that we be each others valentines for next year....
it doesn't get much more direct and flirtatious than that lads heh heh heh
Imagine their final moments. Just imagine. I can't see how they were the most considerate or thoughtful drivers on the road. Probably thought the rules didn't apply to them. That the barriers and warning lights were for the other drivers, whom they just coasted past at high speed. Did they even think at that point? Beyond maybe how all the people who were waiting were suckers?
And then the smash. Were they wearing seatbelts? I can't imagine being concussed after an impact at that speed. Especially in modern cars with crumple zones. The feeling of terror as the car went over the edge.
How long does it take for a car to fall 82ft? How many thoughts can you have in those moments? I wonder what their final thoughts were as they headed down. The sounds and screams in the car. Did anyone shit/wet themselves? And then the moment of impact. Instant death or drowning?
Probably best all round that they died the way they did. If they'd continued to drive like that, they might have killed an innocent person on the road desu. Absolutely hate drivers like that.
Excellent video of a paki doing a cheeky line on the quran
Someone make this into a webm
Been in a long-distance relationship for 3 years and I'm meeting the girl for the first time tomorrow. Beautiful Colombian woman, 23, same age as me. We have plenty in common and get along so well.
Kind of hoping she'd chip in for travel costs but she's working hard just to pay bills at the moment so I sent her £1100 on Paypal to get over here safely and in comfort.
Bit worried she hasn't got in contact though, she should be in the air by now.
hair colour: blonde
body shape: petite, great tits and arse though
height: pretty short, around 160-165cm
age: 18, year younger than me aha
studies/occupation: studying a forensic science course whilst also working part time at a debenhams
>Name: Aaron, Victoria
>Qualification: Just read a book about Agincourt
>Answer: During Agincourt, the archers couldn’t afford chainmail armour, so wore a top padded with straw that looked like a jumper. It was called a “juppe”, which is Old French and our word comes from that.
>A nuclear reactor in China has created plasma at a temperature of 50 million Kelvins (49.999 million degrees Celsius or 90 million Fahrenheit) for 102 seconds.
>The temperature is thought to be three times hotter than the core of the sun or “roughly the same as a mid-sized thermo-nuclear explosion,” according to the South China Morning Post.
wew lads get a bit of a tan in that thing
>Mesut Ozil isn't objectively the best Premier League player
>she goes to kiss you
>her mouth tastes like an ashtray
Pic is me (I'm a Rasheed)
Try - Joseph, con Farrell
Italy 9-25 England
This time it's a try completely of England's making.
The visitors set the drive nicely from an attacking line-out, with Dylan Hartley in possession at the back.
Danny Care takes it and comes alive, stroking a kick through the heart of the Italian defence, like Thierry Henry stroking into the net.
It's perfect for Jonathan Joseph to touch down under the posts. He's second of the match, and seventh in his England career.
will probably be dead by the time the elder scrolls game is out
> get snapchat from girl saying "happy valentines :(" and it's just a picture of her alone in bed in her pyjamas
> laugh heartily as I get my dick sucked by another girl in my own bed and toss another few runts into the incinerator
what a normie twat i am
are hayley isn't working today
probably with her bf
got a bit of a dilemma
attic door seems to be jammed shut via a piece of hard paper shoved in the crack
have tried yanking it out but won't budge, starting ripping too, which could potentially leave it with nothing to grab but still wedged in
can't find any other big bags and my suitcase is in there
>Be in uni halls
>Filipino cleaner is cleaning kitchen
>Don't want to make awkward conversation and be watched while I make my lunch
>He's still there (4 hours later)
What do lads? I just want a bit of scrambled egg on toast
Spoke to a girl I used to see (an escort) a while back and we were talking about this, she said she just wouldn't tell her bf what she does.
Bit of a cunt thing to do really if I am being completely honest with you.
There are whores on saafe.info who talk about their boyfriends, husbands, say they have to work extra this week because the kids are off school next week, etc
Imagine finding out as an adult, that your mother supported you through childhood by swallowing cum and then coming home and giving you a kiss on the cheek
time to do something with my day
wonder if they can put through mouthwash as tax expenses
>my husband who is extremely supportive. I know my children are very well cared for and what I do as a job has no effect on them what so ever,
they do it so other whores know he's not a timewaster, not abusive, etc
some whores won't see if you have any negative feedbacks. or if you've visited a whore that does bareback.