>you wake up >it's 1940 how fucked are you?

I can't be drafted due to asthma so I'd probably be working in a factory with overtime for a few years or working my way through semi affordable university. Not really fucked at all except I can't shitpost anymore

>The Winter War (Finnish: Talvisota, Swedish: Vinterkriget, Russian: Зи́мняя вoйнá, tr. Zimnyaya voyna) was a military conflict between the Soviet Union and Finland in 1939–1940. It began with the Soviet invasion of Finland on 30 November 1939 (three months after the outbreak of World War II), and ended with the Moscow Peace Treaty on 13 March 1940.

3/4 chance to not get fucked. If I get lucky and survive I'll head over to germany ASAP to deliver the information I have memorised on enriching weapons grade uranium and plutonium (which was the single hardest and costliest part of manufacturing atomic weapons in the 40's) and deliver it to hitler on the condition that funland will gets all clay west of the ob river and north of the vychegda river. Then I sit back and enjoy watching germans incinerate soviets in a nuclear holocaust.

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just fine my nigga, this gent was leading the country.

>>55039644
Very fugged op. Both of us.

Be glad I'm not Polish. :^)

>>55039644
>half serbian half croatian
pretty much fucked. we wuz in every fucking war in history, so you pik any random year and i'm fucked.

It would involve going to a Dodgers game and discussing the latest Duke Ellington tune.

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>>55039644
Germans killed all the elites at this point and now target the civilians.

Just 2 more years and they will start killing Jews, with which they trade and cooperate now.

join the wehrmacht

>no internet
>no anime or JAV
>no video games
My life is even worse than it is now. I'm pretty fucked.

>>55039970
>Duke Ellington
patrician

>>55039999
>Germans killed all the elites at this point

Forgetting that you were actually cucked by two countries, Wojech?

Im pretty soundly fucked. Ill enjoy the short amount of time before the US joins the war.

Well i would live in Germany or if it counts that my father is only polish than i guess Schlesien as volksdeutsch

>>55040094
Soviets were clumsy. Germans knew exactly what they were doing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Prosecution_Book-Poland

>>55039644
>wake up
>scalia is alive
it was a better time

Having an argument at the Woolworth's lunch counter over whether Artie Shaw or Glenn Miller's band is better.

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>>55039644
time for some COLLABORATION

Fine desu

>>55039932

one drop rule, see you in Jasenovac you half breed

>>55040103
Make it home alive and you be a conquering hero with America king of the world and Europe/Japan reduced to our cuckslaves forever.

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>>55039644
>how fucked are you?
Not at all

>>55040488
Very true. Hopefully id be sent to the European theatre, id rather fight krauts than batshit crazy japs.

>>55040542
Not for a few decades anyway since Olof Palme is only 13.

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>>55039644
We are going to do the same thing we do every day Pinky We will take Vilnius over!

>>55039644
pretty comfy tbqh , no war here .

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lel, just here taking care of my coffee farm with all those slav... i mean immigrants from Japan and Germany.

>>55040585
>here
where?

>>55040585
Too bad Aunt Sarah and Cousin Schmekel are now a pair of curtains hanging in an office building in Berlin.

>>55040686
Not for another two years actually the Final Solution hasn't started yet.

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>>55040745
Yep. Jews are at good terms with Germans up to 1942

>>55040793
I'm good. I'm very far away from any war zones.

>>55039644
Living on the U.S. west coast. Will probably get drafted to fight the chinks and die.

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>>55040845
>being European with threats on the border

If I'm still in uni I guess I'll finish my ME degree then either find some armament company to work at, join the airforce, or become an officer in any of the branches.

>>55039644
We are '''''''friends''''''' with Germany and Japan what can be possibly go wrong, guys? The a not attack us cowardly and blitzkriegly.

Well merde :DDD

>>55041144
ikr :DDDDD

>>55040845
>be australian
>get almost NIPPON'D

>>55041127
Best time ever to be an 18 to 40 year old male in Russia, amirite?

>>55041127
>The a not attack us cowardly and blitzkriegly.
You can say anything you want about the Nazis but I really don't think attacking the USSR was cowardly.

>>55041315
Nope, just stupid

>>55039898
>>55040302
>>55040606
>be northfag
>get killed by angry indians and bolivians
Well fuck, is there some space left there lads?

>>55039644
Not at all

>>55039644
> I wake up
> It's 1940

Not so much considering my country remained neutral for the most part of the conflict, and the fact that we took advantage of the war to boost our economy and those were the best times for my country.

Better not go late night kayaking in Sydney harbour.

>>55041764
Enjoy the last good years before Peron fucks you forever.

Gonna get drafted by my burger overlords. Wish be luck, familia.

>>55042032
me*

>>55039644
All smiles.

I'm white.

>>55042032
Holy shit. Puerto Rico is still a thing? I forgot you existed for a minute there.

I need to quit drinking and you idiots need to shit or get off the pot.

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Our military is a joke, but no worries. We're not getting involved in that shit overseas.

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>>55041380
Japs don't know bout muh dick.

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>>55041880

Actually, it was the Revolución Liberadora that fucked us forever. As always, the United States started arranging coups in the region to keep the South American countries in place. I'm not saying Peronism didn't play it's role in our decline into a failed state, but there were other causes involved as well.

Whenever a democratically-elected government started doing things right (Frondizi, Illia) a coup d'état would soon ensue. These coups succeded because of the people's approval (pic related) and they had nothing to do with peronism since peronism was banned.

"Toute nation a le gouvernement qu'elle mérite"

>>55039644
I really hope that I will be one of the guys that are stationed in France or Norway, like two of my Great grandfathers and don't have to freeze in some Russian hellhole

>>55039644
>live in city that was a major shipbuilding port during the war
>have steady supply of work, lots of overtime available

Breddy gud tbqh senpai

>>55042158
kek
I always forget how dumpy our early war tanks looked, especially the Lee. As for OP's question, I'd probably try to get myself into the Flying Tigers and help China not get as btfo'd as hard by the nips

>>55039644
Pretty fucked desu

>>55042335
>As always, the United States started arranging coups in the region to keep the South American countries in place.
Butthurt commie is butthurt.

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Guess i wouldn't be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-axJTzj0VU

not my problem....

i live in america in washington state. things will be weird, but, i'll be ok.

>>55039999
checked. nice quads.

are you jew? i think youre fucked anyway. gl bruh.

>>55039644
maybe a little fucked, but im still gonna shoot some of your bros in the face

>>55039762
plus you are the biggest cuck on earth for pretending like asthma is a good enough reason to not go get shot in the face like a real man

>>55039644
Living the goddamn high life

>>55039644
My homeland was in a good state, so I'd be chilling by the beach sipping a icey beverage :)

>>55039644
chilling in a secret bunker probably..

>>55045059
>shot in the face like a real man

not every one has the stones to jump into the gaping maw of the meat grinder, don't judge em unless you're doing it silently

>>55044919
>are you jew?
ethnic Polack

>>55045131
gay

>>55039644
depends whether or not I've already earned my "psychological history" status yet

>>55039644
I'm Scottish, so expecting an influx of fucking English refugees.

REEEEEEEEE, GET OUT WE'RE FULL!

>>55039644
Kill some Krauts and prove my worth. Get a qt housewife. If I die so be it, at least nobody I care about is in danger.
>20th century
>fighting wars in your homeland

>>55039644
>being comfy on my reserve in the middle of the forest

Pretty damn chill senpai

>>55039644
Damn I'd be really fucked, on the other hand, I'm able bodied and have blue eyes and blonde hair.

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>>55039644
>how fucked are you?
Kinda...

Best case I'd be training people how to kill, blow things up and run around in jungles, mountains and deserts
Worst case, get pulled back into active service to go kill, blow things up and run around in jungles, mountains and deserts

>ESSR
Good thing I'm Russian already. I wonder if I'd have the balls to join the forest brothers

I would try to get in a position where I can get my hands on a lot of jew gold and then fuck off to Argentina two days before the Ruskies invade.

>>55039644
Finally get a job and get to live in an actual house instead of a mud hut.

>>55045059
Funny. Two years ago I tried to join the Army Reserves but couldn't get past the medical due to previous cases of asthma. Pretty shitty desu. But this is 1940 so it's not like they're downsizing the military

>>55039644
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, shouldnt take that jew family into house.
Yes mr. gestapo we are having a lot of fun being occupied and killed off

>>55048372
There'd be lots to do for 4F'ers anyway, like building Shermans and B-29's.

Killing Brits to be honest senpai

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>>55039644
best year of my life

pacific war might not have happened if we hadn't stolen French Indochina from France in 1940

At the maxium

>>55049808
You were not fucked at all back in 1940th, Taras.

I'm not really , just say Hitler is good guy for the next 5 years and praise allies after that

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>>55049851
Soon

>>55049851
> Fight field for twice

Now Eastern Ukraine have a no old buildings

>German Turk
Pretty fucked

Ehh

Time to get to work killing Italians I guess. Good times

There wouldn't be much to do in my city, I guess I'd get drafted and die, or even worse survive 4-5 years of service, maybe go to Korea. If I keep up with my service I'd go to Vietnam as an officer and pull some fucked up shit with my damaged ass brain.

Time to go to forest

>>55042032
have fun being subservient to americunts

>>55039644

Not very fucked, no Occupy Forces were very asshole with us

>>55050948
I'm this post, I don't know why my flag is Germany, I'm from Luxemburg

>>55050992
Anschluss already happened.

Still shitposting. Cheers M8.

Pretty fucked

expectations:
> get mobilized in june 1941
> die in less than 1 month in eastern front

wew, the war ended here and the bad guys won, time to starve I guess

>>55039644
The same way like these days.Corrupted politics.

Thoroughly fucked over and over by japs endlessly

>>55039644
>not a jew
>work in railroad sector
>can drive a train if I have to
I'm positively certain that I'll be drafted into Logistics somewhen during the year, I'll get fucked in three years when americans start to bomb and strafe railroads and trains during the day though

>>55051173
You have 1 year to build a hut in a forest and run away. If you're not DiCaprio, maybe you'll survive.

>>55039644
Very fucked.

संयुक्त राजशाही

>>55039644
>Aryan man in a cunt with a relatively light occupational regime
Could have been much worse Tbh.

Good. Someone is finally doing something about dem jeeews

>>55052972
what

>>55053586
Lucky for you, I got a Shlomo 5 generations back so Id probably go to England desu

sure is cold here in siberia desu

>>55053586

I'd be on the way to see this fucker, probably nail his sisters and take them back with me.

decently unfucked

>>55039644
Eh. Given that I'm speaking fluent english and that I have a decent scientific education, I'd move to Australia or the USA or something and get a decent job.
However it sucks to know that you will die before 2000's, and everything will look outdated.

>1940
>4 chance doesn't exist
pretty fucked

If I haven't been already drafted I'll be any day now and am therefore bretty fugged

grab my sword and fight the horde, preferably not in the pacific

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It's nearly time to enlist for the russian campaign. Boy I can't wait to die frozen by the shores of the Ladoga.

>live in the Protectorate of Bohemia and Moravia
>be cucked by the Nazis but remain at peace
>feelsgoodman.png

or

>live in Sudetenland
>get annexed by Nazi Germany
>cannot speak German
>won't be a good soldier
quite fugged tbqh

In Utrecht, Holland. So not very fucked at all. If I can get a job @ based NS maybe the nazi's will even like me.

In a movie theater enjoying our golden age cinema t.bh

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>>55039644
I'm pretty comfy desu

>>55039644
About to get very rich off your misfortune.

>>55040606
*immigrants from Japan and Italy
The germans were not treated as slaves

>>55039644
not that much
i'd sell out juice

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>>55040976
bloody mainlanders

>>55040576
How were there virtually no Lithuanians in Vilnius between 1897-1931 ?

Where the fuck did Lithuanians live?

I'd bring information on how to build nuclear weapons and we could win the war desu

>>55040548
>I'd rather be part of d-day

Yeah no thanks

>>55039644
pretty much fucked

>>55039644
I'm good, I bully jews into giving me their money and riches or else I'm going to report them

I'm fucked.
I have no choice but to become german.
Death is the best option

>>55050903
It's their rightful clay

>>55062358
Nowhere.

Lithuanians are a made up nationality.

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not a big deal

Awesome
Just took some land from finland to secure Leningrad, still pals with Germany, got rid of some useless officers. Feeling invincible

>>55040845
m8 being an ANZAC would have been utter shit

you would be drafted immediately to go fight in Burma or some other shithole against the Japanese in utter jungle hell, and no one would remember you afterwards.