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Australia confirmed for having the hottest boys

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>The boys are hot as fuck. It's not difficult to find yourself a hunk down there, Australia is full of boys that are hot and nice
>The nightlife was fantastic. I had the time of my life
>The beaches were full of sexy lifeguards. It was almost like being in a movie
>My dream is a one way ticket back

These are actual quotes from the literal 10/10 grill in pic related. How does it feel that no literal 10/10 girl will ever say this about your cunt?
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>girls are attracted to outgoing men influenced by macho culture
more at 10
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>>55023980

>this girl

>10/10

Yeah no. Caked in foundation, square head, shitty bleached hair. High maintenance slut that thinks she's way hotter than she actually is.
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Oh wow! What a wonderful FACTUAL BASED, TOTALLY OBJECTIVE STATEMENT
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>>55023980
>liking bogans
>current universe

sluts be sluts
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>>55025155
>I'm fat and pathetic and I will never get a gf
>let's call her ugly, that will make me feel better

even gay people can see that this is a 10/10 girl. i know since i'm gay myself. also, girls have the right to enhance their appearance without being slut shamed
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>>55026404

What the fuck is wrong with Scandinavian women? They need a makeup 101.
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>>55026404

Joke's on you, women love me. You're gay, you have no idea what you're talking about.

I like striking, natural beauty. That's a fake tan and fake eyelashes. Her face is blobbish and amorphous, not striking in any way.
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>>55026404
>no legs
>no ass
>fake tan
>bleached hair
She's hot and has great tits, but it's not a 10/10 for me either. Would say 8 or 9 though.
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>>55026404

7.5 tops. None of that is enhancing her beauty, it's fabricating it.
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>>55026404
ville ikke pult/10
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Australia is full of boipucci
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Hi
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>>55027315
yet you didn't prove that
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>>55027363
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>>55023980
>dudebro and my redneck-doesntgivetwoshits friend go to australia
>both are of Average looks and height (Im taller and Im like 186)
>mfw this group Photo of them and a bunch of hunks and girls
Not one of the hunks were above 180cm and there were like 15 guys, all australian

>>55026404
Left one is qt
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>>55027509
>bost my boipucci and the thread dies
;_____;
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>>55027509
I like your boipussy, lad. bery underage :3
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>>55027811
moar left
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>>55026404
Shes not a 10/10, maybe a 7/10.
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>>55028471
>>55026404
>>55023980
>this is a 10/10 in Norway

lmao
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>>55026404
left one is 8 or 9, the other maybe 7
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>>55030792
I thought Czech girls were pretty.
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>mongolian are hunks
diaspora
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>>55026404
>even gay people can see that this is a 10/10 girl. i know since i'm gay myself.
You dont know shit cos you're gay m8
But yeah, shes cute enough, i dont know her but that tan looks kinda weird and fake for some reason.
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>>55031345
Why?
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>>55026404
>fake tan
>dyed hair
>fake eyelashes
>mediocre legs
>mediocre boobs
>mediocre ass
truly 10/10
come on /int/ have some standarts
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>>55031584
In my mind slavs = pretty girls.
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>>55026404
if i wanted a girl with brown skin i would get myself an actual one of the gazillion of them that populate this world.
Why are nordics so obsessed into tanning themselves black? they look fucking ridiculous. It's like painting gold with shit. It has no sense
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>>55027811
>australialets
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>>55026404
>I'm gay myself

Opinion invalidated, then.

She's not a 10, dude. She's attractive, but all that fake tan and overdone makeup makes her look stupid, not better.
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>>55026404
>slut shamed
Lol?

If you're a whore, you're a whore.
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>>55026404
Disgusting.
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>>55027509
I had to archive search for that and it wasn't even worth it
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>>55034033
Buuuuuuuuuuurn
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>>55023980
>her
>10/10

she's orange
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How can I get an Australian bf?
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>>55023980
It kinda looks like she killed an oompa loompa and is wearing its skin as a trophy.
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>>55037204
Pay reparations
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>>55037596
For what dickhead?
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>>55038061
He's probably an abo.
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>>55031817
>Why are nordics so obsessed into tanning themselves black?

They are just trying to fit in with their local population.

SWEDEN YES
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>opened pic
>a fucking slut
didn't even read past the subject and I can confirm this is a shit thread and OP is a faggot
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>>55023980


this is how you rate a girl: if she was brown (same facial features) would she still be a 10? if she was black (but exact same feature), would she be at least an 8?

answer is no
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>>55038327
>if she was brown

but she is literally brown
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>>55023980
Most Australians are shitskins from with brown eyes.
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>>55038353
That's not brown, that's orange spray-on baked on with putty.
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>>55023980
What the hell is the difference appearance wise between white americans , brits, and Australians? They are all Anglo why would one be better than the other?
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>>55038446
Looks brown to me

Every brown girl I see here has the same skin color as her.

That's definitely brown, not orange.
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>>55038485
>They are all Anglo
White Americans and Australians are Euro-mutts, or subhumans, as I like to call them.
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>>55038486
Allow me to educate you, using my qt folder.

This is natural brown tan for a white girl.
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>>55038561
>posts a fucking sunburn picture
well done
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>>55038486
>>55038561
This too, serves as a proper example.

Notice how they are not brown, but slightly creamy latte, not actual brown.

>>55038613
I'm not finished yet, Wend.
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>>55038613
Look away from the tits
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>>55026404
>left has hurr durr retarded duckface
>right looks like crayola gang banged her face

yeah no, nice try faggot.
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>>55038486
This, is an oompa loompa.

See the similarities of the skin color between OP's slut and them?
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>>55038384
most germans are t*rks
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>>55038486
This is another spray-painted putty.

Notice the orange and non-fitting hair and eyes, and how similar it is to the oompa loompa and OP's cunt.
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>>55038561
>>55038636
>>55038705
>>55038781
Looks like brown to me.

This is a Portuguese girl, she is brown.
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>>55038753
Why are you subhumans even alive? Australia is a useless banana republic.
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>>55038676
sunburned legs, sunburned arms
>>55038807
The whole of Southern Europe is brown, so what? They are still white.
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>>55039013
I am saying all the girls he posted are brown, OP girl included.

He is telling me she is orange which is incredibly wrong, she is brown
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>>55039084
It's not quite orange, but it still looks like shit.
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>>55038807

Big strong australian here, how do I get a portugese gf?
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>>55039259
Literally be good looking

You don't even have to be yourself, fuck that Chad advice

You only have to be good looking.
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how can non-australians even compete?
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>>55038807
That's not brown, that's a *natural* tan.
See, that is slighty tanned, but creamy. Which is how a normal, Caucasian European white girl should tan.

Note the similarities with my previous >>55038636 and >>55038561, while it's not the brown-orange spray-paint like pic related.

See, the difference is in how the tan and brownish skin is gained;
Spray tans are literally sprayed-on paint. It covers the skin, giving it an orange glow, and it has no natural contrast.
Covering it with more make-up (or in OP's case, wall paint and putty) only amplifies the unnatural effect and invokes the Uncanny Valley, thus instead of being more attractive, she becomes less natural, less real, and the observes mind realises this is a human-shape-but-something-off-putting, she becomes less appealing and attractive as a whole.

My first example had a bit of burn; this, for Germanics, is normal. That's how a Germanic naturally tans; sun screen prevents this.
The natural tan in this case comes from the inside; the melanin enriches the skin and this gives the skin a natural contrast because it doesn't *cover* the skin. The skin also gets their proper sunlight and vitamins necessary from it, so the skin is healthy.
Thus the facial and body shape is preserved and enhances ones natural attractiveness without an orange glow.

Sun beds/tanning beds/solariums, aren't the same either; they hasten the process and the skin doesn't get natural sunlight. The lights from the sun is different from the lights of the lamps, so the skin doesn't get the proper vitamins either.

There.
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>>55039297
Does that work even if one is not Australian?
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>>55039297

>be good looking

Just kill me now lads
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>>55039430
>>55038807
Also, what the slut from OP is doing, is covering it in foundation until there is no "face" to see any more.
You aren't staring at her skin, but upon layers and layers of cosmetics upon layers of tan-paint that covers the face in a way that there's no facial shape to be seen.

The Uncanny Valley, again, strikes here.
It's like taking a cabbage, but replacing the cabbage proper with a whitish-greenish painted ball and placing it within a leaf; something's off, no matter how realistic it may be.
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>>55039577
>within a leaf
within the leaves*
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>>55039430
I don't know, I have always looked at it like it was a different shade of brown. You're probably right though

>>55039487
obviously

if you're good looking you can do and say whatever you want and they'll still find you cute.

this happens everywhere, you don't have to dress good or be yourself, you don't have to be rich but it probably might help, idk as i am not rich either.

if you were born with good genes and facial aesthetics you are set for life, doesn't matter where you go or what you do.

>>55039537
it happens bruva. i am ugly so i am doomed for life too. join the club la.
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>>55039704
Well, is average to slightly above average good enough?
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>>55039771
>average to slightly above average

uhm nah, even the ugliest females want good looking males

if you are not good looking, you will never be truly loved.
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