I want to cuddle a big strong Canadian man

>>55008476
u-uh... same?

>>55008476
me 2 desu

Is this sissy boy thread?

>>55008476
faggot

>>55008476
faggot

>>55008601
>>55010455
>>55008476
Yes

>be australian
>be a faggot

Why are these two always simultaneously true?

I'm only gay on /int/

>>55008476
you get to hug KHAN instead

>>55015836
same ngl

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>>55008476
>>55010455
A big strong Canadian cock is only for America tho

>>55008476
I do too tb'h

>>55016042
i'm sure a stwong canuck boi can lad can keep me for cuddle times aswell

>>55008476
>big
>strong
>man
>Canadian

>>55008476
>>55008601
>>55010455
>>55013993
>>55014406
>>55016042
>>55016077
>>55016115
Hey ;)

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>>55016830
Hi

>>55016830
pls take me in and raep me
i'll cook you breky every morning

>>55016830
I want you inside me, my dildos don't satisfy me enough these days

>>55016830
Are you /fit/?

>>55008476
Canada is literally a fake country, created when Britain was forced to dump a few hardcore cucks (who formed the vast minority of American loyalists) somewhere after the Revolution. Canada has no real identity (DUDE PINEAPPLE PIZZA LMAO) outside of Quebec (which doesn't even want to be a part of Canada). "But that's not fair, Canada has culture!" you say. Very true. The flannel-clad lumberjack, trapping fur and making syrup is a well-known icon world-wide - a QUEBECOIS icon. The only thing close to iconic culture that (Anglo) "Canada" has are the Mounties, and those guys are just gay cowboy police who had to go settle the west because the "Canadians" were too cuckolded and scared to do it themselves. One of Canada's folk heroes is a cop who took away an American cowboy's guns when he tried to go find gold in the Yukon. Can you honestly think of anything more pathetic than that? Great Britain doesn't give a fuck about Canada. Just because you say "Zed" instead of "Zee" doesn't mean they care about you. And why would they? You threw away your British heritage for A FUCKING LEAF and what do you have to show for it? You're a bargain bin America, basically an oversized Vermont. Canada is blessed that they happen to live next to the single most benevolent and peaceful military superpower in Western History. Nobody else would let a pathetic joke like that exist right on their doorstep. And we don't even have to. With NAFTA and the gradual erosion of anything remotely uniquely "Canadian" you're grandchildren will be begging us for annexation. I just hope that my progeny have the good sense to reject it. I wouldn't want this great country bogged down by something as pathetic as """"""""Canada"""""""".

>>55016883
>>55016903
>>55016968
Its tempting lads
>>55017215
Yeah. Not a lumberjack unfortunately, lumber market is shit right now
>>55017301
Go on a diet

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>>55016830
<333333
>>55017301
go suck a burger fatty, leave me and my new Canadian bf in peace

>>55017845
Are you a qt Aussie?

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>>55018118
yes

>>55018295
Australian accents are adorable, bud.

>>55017301
So Canada is LITERALLY a meme country???

>>55018458
You're gonna drive away my Aussie. Please get out.

>>55018458
M E M E
E
M
E

>>55008476
I need to marry someone, so I can live in Oz. Any takers?

>>55018744
What? Stop speaking canadian, my friend

>>55019407
Fag marriage is not allowed here

Get out of here, june

>>55017301
rude

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jeez that pic f string big Canadian makes me wet ))

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>>55008476
>Australia.
>Being faggots.

Aren't guys the most normie country on /int/?

hello......

LEAF'D

>>55021668
Hi can we see your bp pls thnks

>>55021668
post hairy chest/tummy

>>55021668
Bost boipucci

I want Canadians to go extinct

>>55021456
NEED SAUCE

>>55021456
DOOR STUCK

POST ANYTHING FINALLY U TWATS

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>>55022209

Ayy

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I'm 6'5'' but fat but strong anyway, I see that you want someone /fit/ so I'll just be on my way.

sorry...

>>55023305
>I'm 6'5'' but fat but strong anyway
WEW LAD thats my ideal no meme
i'm still up for feeding you breakfast in the morning
with a cheeky blowie aswell

>>55023305

>squandering your height

at least get moderately /fit/ you moron

>>55022178
You're a genuine dick sucker.

>>55021456
>boys
>on 4chan
nice meme

>>55018458
We aint Prussia yet senpai

>>55023305
Get out fat cunt

>>55024711
You live in a normie's country m8.

>>55023305
Fatty