A non-Australian team has never EVER won an AFL Grand Final.
CANNOT FABRICATE THIS SHIT
>>54994864
T. Genghis Khan
>>54994883
Watch our sports please
>>54994921
I've tried watching AFL but it's so ridiculous I can't take it seriously.
Cricket is probably more my thing.
>>54994921
KHAN'D
>>54994959
Thanks for watching our sports
>>54994984
T. Genghis Khan
>>54995040
are you watching our sports?
If not please do
Thank you for sending us punters
t. BSA
>>54995234
What a sport! Thanks for watching
>>54995260
: ^ )
>>54995372
Does AFL have any following at all in the States?
Are there non-Australian AFL teams?
>>54995421
No. Most people would confuse it with rugby. I would think the only people who've really heard of AFL are fans of college football who have a punter from Australia on their team
>>54995482
But rugby is a shit sport and AFL is good
>>54995525
What about cricket?
>>54995525
>rugby is a shit sport
Union maybe, league is top shit
>>54995640
Also a very good sport, any seppos watch it?
>>54995640
Curry tier
>>54995676
>Union is shit
Jesus Christ Canada, why haven't we banned you from the internet?
>>54995690
None afaik maybe as a novelty.
How about baseball in Australia?
>>54995640
only sport stupider than baseball
>>54995778
Don't get me wrong I like it and used to play it, but watching league is more fun
>>54995801
There are a few Baseball fields in Melbourne, but yeah it's mainly a novelty. I love baseball though
AFL is gay.
>>54995676
>leaguebabbies
Never post again
>>54995234
>>54995372
>>54995640
what the fuck is this? It's like football, but gayer.
>>54995867
t.Sydney-Sider or Queenslander
>>54995676
> leaf likes league, as opposed to glorious rugby Union
A FUCKING LEAF
AHHAHAHAHAHA...HOLY SHIT
LIKE...AHHAHAHAHHAA..WHAT...THE....FUCK.........A LEAF!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD....HAHHAHA....JESUS.....CHRIST....MOHAMMAD....(PEACE BE UPON HIM)......AN...ACTUAL....FUCKING....LEAF....ON.....A......FLAG....LIKE….LITERALLY….AN…ACTUAL……HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..”COUNTRY’S”….FLAG….WHAT….THE….ACTUAL….FUCK…..HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...OH GOD....I'M.....I'M DYING....HAAHAHAHHAHA....I CAN'T....I CAN'T BREATHE.....HAAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
LIKE….WHAT…LE…FUCK….HHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…A..FUCKING…..LEAF!!!!!.....OF….ALL…HAHAHHAHAHHA…THE….THINGS….A…….LEAF!!!!!!!...HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..WHAT……WERE…..THEY….THINKING!!!!!!!!
LMAOOOOO….JUST….FUCK….HAHAHHAHAHAHA….MY….FLAG…UP!!!!!!!!
>>54995901
Melbourne or, god forbid, you Adelaide kiddy diddler, please fuck off
>>54995889
>cricket
>like football
senpai i...
>>54995973
cuckbournian,
>>54996002
> Melbournian
> Australian
Pick ONE
Why do AFL players wear such small shorts?
AFL is shit
>>54995885
Greatest ally
Love you NZ
>>54996032
> The highest attended NRL Grand Final was won by Melbourne.
LOVING EVERY LAUGH
>>54996084
>Everybody in smellbourne is a bandwagoning faggot
Wow im so shocked
>>54996084
NRL is equivalent to piping hot shit.
The players are violent criminals that stumble across some money, and somehow after every scandal, nothing changes.
There is only one Rugby, and it's name is UNION.
>>54996161
literally only the hicks in Melbourne give two shits about your "sport"
>>54996196
Theyre nothing like you, your a progressive free thinker
>>54996227
DOG HUMPING
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>>54996032
>Australian sport
>Rugby
pick one.
>>54996227
>This butthurt about not getting the Boxing Day test OR the Australian open
>>54996282
>Implying
>>54996321
>83,000 attended the 2015 NRL GF
>99,000 attended the 2015 AFL GF
>Sydney has 500,000 more people.
Lol
>>54996268
When children are born in Victoria
they are wrapped in club-colours, laid in beribboned cots,
having already begun a lifetime’s barracking.
Carn, they cry, Carn … feebly at first
while parents playfully tussle with them
for possession of a rusk: Ah, he’s a little Tiger! (And they are …)
Hoisted shoulder-high at their first League game
they are like innocent monsters who have been years swimming
towards the daylight’s roaring empyrean
Until, now, hearts shrapnelled with rapture,
they break surface and are forever lost,
their minds rippling out like streamers
In the pure flood of sound, they are scarfed with light, a voice
like the voice of God booms from the stands
Ooohh you bludger and the covenant is sealed.
Hot pies and potato-crisps they will eat,
they will forswear the Demons, cling to the Saints
and behold their team going up the ladder into Heaven,
And the tides of life will be the tides of the home-team’s fortunes
– the reckless proposal after the one-point win,
the wedding and honeymoon after the grand final …
They will not grow old as those from the more northern states grow old,
for them it will always be three-quarter time
with the scores level and the wind advantage in the final term,
That passion persisting, like a race-memory, through the welter of seasons,
enabling old-timers by boundary fences to dream of resurgent lions
and centaur-figures from the past to replenish continually the present,
So that mythology may be perpetually renewed
and Chicken Smallhorn return like the maize-god
in a thousand shapes, the dancers changing
But the dance forever the same – the elderly still
loyally crying Carn … Carn … (if feebly) unto the very end,
having seen in the six-foot recruit from Eaglehawk their hope of salvation.
> Sad life tbqhwyf
>>54996379
>This obsessed
>>54996161
>>54996765
Noice one Vic bro
>>54996844
Actually i'm from Adelaide kek
I watched the IFL finals in 2013
Pretty good shit tbqh, my Irish bro was glad I liked it.
>>54994959
>so ridiculous I can't take it seriously.
That's what we think when we watch NFL or the Canadian version
Literally a bunch of muscly/fat black men prancing around in astronaut suits punctuated ever 2 seconds by an ad break.
>>54996874
You're alright Adelaide. My parents are inside of you right now drinking wine
>tfw london has won all ireland hurling in the past
fucks sake
Who /MCCmember/ here?
>>54996986
I'm too poor :(, but I have a Gold AFL membership
>so shit they literally make their own club and alternate version of a sport
Could you BE any more ravaged? What pathetic little cunts
>>54997149
Why are you kiwis so anally ravaged about our based sport? Rugby's a fucking snoozefest anyway.
AFL is BestFL
>>54997587
>Americans would rather watch fully armored black men hug each other for 15 seconds at a time before the play is interrupted than this