you wake up in the UK

>everything is going according to plan

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I take up Mosley's cause and make the UK and Europe great again.

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>>54958016

well i was planning on visiting the motherland anyway so it's not a problem

fucking muslims and steering wheel is on a wrong side. shit shit shit

time to find a job

>>54958016

& your fucking boiler is on the fritz. Nevermind, head down to the cafe for some egg & chips.

>>54958016
oh fug.

Fish & Chips to be pretty honest.

>>54958016
thank christ

Literally the same but colder and more niggers

>>54958016
Yeah I do.

>>54958016
oh fug. Orwell's nightmare.

I wonder in which arab country I just woke up

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alright

but whats the bad side?

>>54958016
ask for benefits for my 19 children back home

>>54958790
you're here

Find the toughest bloke from Newcastle primary and beat his ass

>>54958832
what did he mean by this?

>>54958016
I would be like "alri lads"

I visit Grandad

>>54958782

there's very few arabs in britain

to Reddit

back (why is this filtered) to Reddit

>>54958016

Id go to an anti-eu meeting

>>54958016
I go to take a shower and the water pressure is a trickle and it's ice cold.

Proceed to swear and throw furniture across the room.

>note this also applies in most of America

>>54958016
i go to the great mosque of london and praise allah

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>>54959201
>water pressure is a trickle and it's ice cold

>>54958016
mfw this nightmare is reality

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>>54958016
>you wake up in the UK

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>>54958016
>you wake up in the UK
it hurts

please give me nice food

I'd start the day with tea and an English breakfast.

Then i would take the ferry back to the netherlands.

>>54958016
Swim back to the first world.

>>54958016
Drive at oncoming traffic way.
Scary...

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>>54961291
>time to get my gun to shoot mys-
>at least I have my knife to slit my thro-

>>54961291
>>54961432
shit, didn't mean to reply to you
here's another free (you) I guess

>>54961456
Thank (You)

دعنا نذهب لمشاهدة المباراة ليستر، الفتيان

>>54958051
Again ?

yeah but like which part of the UK we talkin bout cos some parts are well nice like Bath but then other parts are utter shite like Gloucester n London innit bruv

>>54958016
do my part and vote UKIP desu lad

>>54961623
Norwich

>>54958869
You mad at Byker Grove, lad?

>>54961672
lmao norwich is shit m8

honestly cant think of a nicer town than Bath, maybe Wells or Durham if you ignore the cunts who failed to get into Oxbridge

timmy top timmer

>>54961760
Isn't bath a city? It's a nice city I guess, but there's way more nicer towns

>>54958175
the toilet is that way

>>54958016
Singing Rule Britannia

Rule Britannia~ Britannia rule the waves~
Britions nnnever shall be slaves~

>>54961515
I'm sorry, I don't speak Spanish

Oi this is the place where my great great granny had sex with a nazi doctor and shipped the baby off to straya

Blaming of historical crimes is not solution of problems...

What can we do for this world more better than now?

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>>54963748
Mate, Why British women are so gorgeous like Kate Winslet?

>>54963851
oh, I missed the place to write...sorry.

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>>54958051
This guy gets it.

>>54963688
good lad

>>54958016
I see no issue here.

finally i could use my minority card be successful in life

Do like I do every morning and thank God (Queen Liz) for being born in such an incredible country

go on the dole

Dress up like a mudslime and get special treatment

Collect my benefits.