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you wake up in the UK
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>everything is going according to plan
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I take up Mosley's cause and make the UK and Europe great again.
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>>54958016
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well i was planning on visiting the motherland anyway so it's not a problem
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fucking muslims and steering wheel is on a wrong side. shit shit shit
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time to find a job
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>>54958016

& your fucking boiler is on the fritz. Nevermind, head down to the cafe for some egg & chips.
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>>54958016
oh fug.
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Fish & Chips to be pretty honest.
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>>54958016
thank christ
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Literally the same but colder and more niggers
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>>54958016
Yeah I do.
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>>54958016
oh fug. Orwell's nightmare.
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I wonder in which arab country I just woke up
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alright

but whats the bad side?
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>>54958016
ask for benefits for my 19 children back home
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>>54958790
you're here
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Find the toughest bloke from Newcastle primary and beat his ass
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>>54958832
what did he mean by this?
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>>54958016
I would be like "alri lads"
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I visit Grandad
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>>54958782

there's very few arabs in britain
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to Reddit
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back (why is this filtered) to Reddit
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>>54958016

Id go to an anti-eu meeting
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>>54958016
I go to take a shower and the water pressure is a trickle and it's ice cold.

Proceed to swear and throw furniture across the room.

>note this also applies in most of America
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>>54958016
i go to the great mosque of london and praise allah
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>>54959201
>water pressure is a trickle and it's ice cold
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>>54958016
mfw this nightmare is reality
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>>54958016
>you wake up in the UK
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>>54958016
>you wake up in the UK
it hurts
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please give me nice food
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I'd start the day with tea and an English breakfast.

Then i would take the ferry back to the netherlands.
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>>54958016
Swim back to the first world.
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>>54958016
Drive at oncoming traffic way.
Scary...
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>>54961291
>time to get my gun to shoot mys-
>at least I have my knife to slit my thro-
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>>54961291
>>54961432
shit, didn't mean to reply to you
here's another free (you) I guess
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>>54961456
Thank (You)
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دعنا نذهب لمشاهدة المباراة ليستر، الفتيان
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>>54958051
Again ?
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yeah but like which part of the UK we talkin bout cos some parts are well nice like Bath but then other parts are utter shite like Gloucester n London innit bruv
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>>54958016
do my part and vote UKIP desu lad
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>>54961623
Norwich
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>>54958869
You mad at Byker Grove, lad?
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>>54961672
lmao norwich is shit m8

honestly cant think of a nicer town than Bath, maybe Wells or Durham if you ignore the cunts who failed to get into Oxbridge
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timmy top timmer
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>>54961760
Isn't bath a city? It's a nice city I guess, but there's way more nicer towns
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>>54958175
the toilet is that way
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>>54958016
Singing Rule Britannia

Rule Britannia~ Britannia rule the waves~
Britions nnnever shall be slaves~
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>>54961515
I'm sorry, I don't speak Spanish
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Oi this is the place where my great great granny had sex with a nazi doctor and shipped the baby off to straya
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Blaming of historical crimes is not solution of problems...

What can we do for this world more better than now?
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>>54963748
Mate, Why British women are so gorgeous like Kate Winslet?
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>>54963851
oh, I missed the place to write...sorry.
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>>54958051
This guy gets it.
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>>54963688
good lad
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>>54958016
I see no issue here.
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finally i could use my minority card be successful in life
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Do like I do every morning and thank God (Queen Liz) for being born in such an incredible country
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go on the dole
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Dress up like a mudslime and get special treatment
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Collect my benefits.
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