This is the full map of Austria. Did you know that not even all of /int/ is aware that Austria proper ('Inner Austria') is split into two cultural regions - German Austria and Slavic Austria, which are for brevity's sake called 'Austria and Slovenia'? Most think that only German Austria constitutes Austria, or still more foolishly, that German Austria's southern border represents some sort of regional or civilizational boundary. It should be clear to every ardent student of history that Austria is not one, but two, sustaining Middle European culture between them like the magnetic poles of the Earth (note, this is not the same as Poles, an Eastern European people akin to the Russians). The only neighbouring region, moreover, that is exempt from this double-crowned radiation of civilization is the steppe tribes to the southeast - the Hirvatlar, Sirblar and Bosniçi, who are entirely in thrall to the charms of the Arab Orient. But for the rest - who could resist the lure of the courtly manners and pleasant music of the two Austrias? Even the Czechs, an erstwhile Eastern European people, have taken on an increasingly Austrian character, going even so far as to try to usurp the role of Slavic Austria for themselves! Such is the brightness of this sun that those who stare into its dome for too long will end up - blind. Long live the Austrias! And long live Europe, the whole of which they manage to encapsulate and exemplify!
Austrian rulers used to slavic slovenian customs anyway. They became full german when they started inbreeding themsleves though.
Also, Germans shouldn't even live in eastern Germany, it's not theirs.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Kranjske Klobase, is in fact, Kobasice/Kranj, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Kobasice plus Kranj. Kranj is not an culinary traditional system unto itself, but rather another component of a fully functioning Kobasica system made useful by the Germanic culinary art, pig intestines utilities and vital paprika components comprising a full foodstuff as defined by Unesco. Many kitchen users run a modified version of the Kobasica filling system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of kobasica which is widely used today in Central Europe is often called “Kranj”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Kobasica filling system, developed by the Kobasica Project. There really is a Kranj, and these people are living in it, but it is just a part of the culture they use. Kranj is a variation: the way in the system that allocates the meat machine’s resources to the other sausages that you produce. The variation is an essential part of an culinary tradtion, but useless by itself; it can only function inic tradition. kranj is normally used in combination with beans: the whole food is basically Kobasica with Kranj added, or Kobasica/kranj. All the so-called “Kranj” distributions are really distributions of Kobasica/Kranj.
This is the full map of Austria.
Did you know that not even all of /int/ is aware that Austria proper ('Inner Austria') is split into two cultural regions ???'????'???????????'??????'????
- German Austria and Slavic Austria!!!!!!!!!
which are for brevity's sake called 'Austria and Slovenia'?!?!?!?!?!??!
Most think that only German Austria constitutes Austria ................
, or still more foolishly!!!!!!!!!!!!!that German Austria's southern border represents some sort of regional or civilizational boundary.
It should be clear to every ardent student of history that Austria is not one, but TWO (2)!! -->>>>>> sustaining Middle European culture between them ..........
like the magnetic poles of the Earth
(note, this is not the same as Poles, an Eastern European people akin to the Russians).
The only neighbouring region, moreover, that is exempt from this double-crowned radiation of civilization is the steppe tribes to the southeast ------- the mighty HRVATINE, Sirblar and Bosniçi, who are entirely in thrall to the charms of the Arab Orient.
But for the rest - who could resist the lure of the courtly manners and pleasant music of the two Austrias?
Even the Czechs, an erstwhile Eastern European people, have taken on an increasingly Austrian character, going even so far as to try to usurp the role of Slavic Austria for themselves! Such is the brightness of this sun that those who stare into its dome for too long will end up - blind. Long live the Austrias!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And long live Europe, the whole of which they manage to encapsulate and exemplify!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Germans shouldn't even live in eastern Germany
>Nazi bootlicker calling someone on being Germanized
>Look at the joy at Germans entering Zagreb in 1941
Only thing your Qusling German puppet state is murdering women and children in as many brutal ways as possible.
Slovenes not only fought in the Partisans, there were plenty who remained loyal to the King.
>it belongs to Baltic Prussens
They can have it, Germans on the other hand can fuck off.
>Poles, an Eastern European people akin to the Russians
>orthodox and alpine croats sperging
>West Slavic tribes ("Wends") had settled in the Germania Slavica region from the 7th century onwards. The Hehfeldi as they were called by the Bavarian Geographer about 850 built their main fortification at Brenna (later to become Brandenburg an der Havel) and a large eastern outpost at the current site of Spandau
Austrians are Slavs anyway.
croats won the ww2 twice
first time in ww2 when glorius NDH was formed
second time in 1945 when Croat Dominator Tito came fuccing all of you hoes up
Also, they didn't settle like Germans tried to bullshit here, they were there before. Just with different names. They're native to those lands.
pmt senpai Südtirol is one of the last remnants of the policies of an uneducated and victorious Allied government and i hope it gets its independence soon.
no because the Sorbs were made into German bitches prior to founding of the second German reich anyway
>Only thing your Qusling German puppet state is murdering women and children in as many brutal ways as possible.
maybe if Serbian partisans did not hide behind them they would have been able to fully remove the Serbian cockroaches )))))))
God bless the Austrian Empire, and gott erhalte dir, Kaiser Franz.
>no because the Sorbs were made into German bitches prior to founding of the second German reich anyway
"no" because it doesn't fit my perfect story.
Vandals were Wends, proto-Slavs anyway and they owned pretty much the whole Eastern Germany and Polish region. I don't give a shit about 19th century German revisionism. Herodotus, Tacticus and Pilnius speak of it.
Vandals were Germanc so what are you saying senpai
the Slavs in that area blanda upp'd with Germans so why can't you just accept that and be cool with Germany instead of roaring about how everything is 100% pure blooded slav
>Vandals were Germanc so what are you saying senpai
Except they weren't. Slavs and Germanics are both linguistic groups, not races.
Actually 100 years ago historians already saw the connection between Vandals and Poles, but it was German historians, in the times of peaking German nationalism, held that having a Germanic culture equals being Germans. And their word dominated until recently.
Yet Romans clearly described the Lugii or Vandals as looking different and having different habits. Habits closer to their Eastern neighbours the Venedi.
Also, consider: why does this tribe call themselves "Lugii" but are called a derivate of what they called their neighbours: wanderers?
The Winilli became Longobards after in battle they dressed up their women as soldiers, shaved they hair and fixed it to their chins as beards in a battle agaist the much more numerous Vandals. Everyone called them "the long beards" after that and they adopted it.
Similarly for some reason the Lugii tribes were called Wandilli/Vandals, a name they also adopted. And the Wends to the east of them also adopted the name Germans gave them.
That's nice. Too bad you'll never be Austrian though and will always remain Osmanli at heart.
>look at any medieval map of Croatia
>always see grey-coloured bulwark against Balkan savagery to the north of Croatia stretching into infinity
>tfw always feel pride at our old home, the Holy Roman Empire
>we had cool knights, castles, cathedrals, monasteries while Croats had Vlachs and the Dalmatian desert
>tfw Berlin or Amsterdam is just as Slovenian as it is Dutch or German because we lived in the same country for literal centuries
>tfw jealous Turkoslavians kept up poor for 80 years but now we are once again catching up and becoming integrated with our historical homeland, Western Europe
>tfw Croatians are quickly stealing as much Slovenian things they can, from regionally protected food to words, in order to feel just a little that Western European feel for themselves
CROATS ON LIFE SUPPORT
I didn't deny that Slavs built some mud huts and wooden castles there. But Berlin and everything else there was built by Germans, who were technologically more advanced and therefore replaced the Slavs so easily
Seriously? Even """"wiki""" says so.
So technically advanced that HRE couldn't push into Poland in any way and lost more battles with us than you can count.
Even that one, which they tried to hide of shame.
They were the only ones that cremated their dead, just like the Venedi living more eastwards (whom became the Slavs, except for Latvians and Lithuanians).
Vandals was the term others gave to them, but they adopted with time, they called themselves Lechites: Lugii, Lugoi, etc...
Later Prague-Korchak culture, in which the Przeworsk culture turned when the Antes and Slovenes became the dominating tribes and their language the lingua franca (sklavonica in this case).
Part of the Lugoi/Vandals had migrated to Spain and Africa, part stayed. The ones that stayed got slavonicized, or rather slovenicized a century later by the migrating Wends to the east.
The migration happened by lot (fate), just like the other Germanic tribes. Before the 5/6th century Germanic language and culture was dominant, and the Lugii/Vandals had adopted it.
We find mention of one Lugii tribe called the Silesii in Spain, and in their homeland where some left behind. The Lugii were composed of several smaller tribes.
I meant , migrating Wends who lived to the east of the Vandals/Lugoi
Secundary school-books will often just mention, like wikipedia, that they were Germanic because they spoke a proto-Germanic language and (at least their nobility) had similiar to German names. But that does not suffice. The ancient Belgians for example, were Germanics who adopted Celtic language and habits. Only 2 of the 10-15 or so tribes were actually Celtic. Caesar already mentioned this. Similarly the Lugii/Lygii/Lugoi (u have to be blind not to see the connection with Lech). They were Venedi living closest to the Germs and they adopted culture.
>t. a croat fucked my wife
Lengyel is what Hungarians call Poles. So anyway. Stay mad revisionist western faggots.
I don't know if this is copy pasta but if you wrote that yourself you should be proud; most Serbs aren't able to write so poignantly in English since it's a second language and is so far removed from their own
Too bad ure technological superiority couldn't even displace some inferior Slavic primitives in Carinthia until the combined might of France, Italy, the UK and the USA gave it to you on a platter twice in the early to mid 20th century roflmao
Serbo-croatian is an Altaic language with strong Slavic and Semitic influences, while Slovene is the purest Slavic language of them all, with glorious and ancient Latin and Germanic embellishments. Know the difference!
>ethnically cleanse your own clay and tolerate the operation of neo-Nazi terror organizations on your national territory because Yugo uskok gastarbeiters illicitly tried to snatch it from you
"at the end, we are nothing but Alpine Croats" - Ivan Tavčar
>meanwhile all danube swabians were locked into concentration camps by Tito
>in the following decades Austria accepts slavic (and magyar) refugees from all its neighbours that have previously mistreated/deported our own minorities
You have absolutely no leg to stand on talking about minority rights
>Vandals were Wends, proto-Slavs anyway and they owned pretty much the whole Eastern Germany and Polish region. I don't give a shit about 19th century German revisionism. Herodotus, Tacticus and Pilnius speak of it.
Vandals had exited the region before slavs were I'm the area. That's not to say there was a remnant of the people that Slabs absorbed but their language and names are definitely Germanic and the Romans viewed them as Germanic tribes.
>what happened in Serbia is somehow the fault of Slovenians
and anyway, Slovenia was legally in a state of Anschluss between 1918 and 1991, which means that everything its citizens did during that time is magically not their fault and this whole chapter of Slovenian history officially never happened
>Except they weren't. Slavs and Germanics are both linguistic groups, not races.
You're just making shit up to fit your narrative.
No they aren't as there are only really three races: Caucasoid, Mongoloid and Negroid. However, ethnicity is a combination of traits so it becomes easy to differentiate groups. There is a difference e between the Germanic peoples and Slavs and the Pole is full of shit with the "Vandals are Slavs" as they fit in based on language, religion and culture as Germanic.