Russia plz

>>54917112
Absolutely impossible
Russians still hate Germans for ww2, and you're German

>>54917198
Nice, I like that western like ignorance in your voice.

>>54917198
I speak French. How can I be German?

>>54917249
>ruskie flag
>western

Believe me, for most girls it would be enough just to know you are from Switzerland. You can just use vkontakte to make some acquaintances and then come here to pick the girl up

>>54917461
Hell, it would be enough even for some heterosexual men here

>>54917313
Don't lie me, Swisses are Germans

>>54917461
thank you! are they able to speak English? where exactly on vkontakte do I start?

>>54917714
I would pay for a Russian translator/middleman. I am 100% serious btw

>>54917567
it's 60% Germans 30% French 10 %Italian population wise

>>54917714
Well, nowadays, almost every <30 y.o. girl speaks English. The level of language skill may not be so great, but you should be able to communicate.
Just try to write something like "Hey, cutie, how are you? I'm from Switzerland and really interested in Russian culture, if you want, I would be glad to talk with you" Well, my English skills isn't so good, but message like this should be enough.

>>54918111
this sounds good. maybe there still is hope

>>54917198

>Russians still hate Germans

That's utter bullshit.

>>54918365
Even if you are old and ugly, you probably would find a girl here. The biggest dream of most young people in Russia is to leave this country forever

>>54917313
If you speak French you're always welcomed in Russia.

>>54918111
You're lying lol

>>54918604
stop crushing my dreams like you crushed the Wehrmacht, Ivan. I want this https://youtu.be/ns-1zm5LoaM

>>54917112
pretty easy for you t b q honest

>>54920055
add a little more detail please

Why don't you search on related sites like Russian brides, why asking here?

As a foreigner, how likely am I to get my kidneys removed or mugged if I visit Russia?

>>54921260
Very likely.

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>tfw hohols everywhere

>>54921317
Surely you kid.

>>54921317
Even away from major cities?

>>54921051
if you rich it easy everywhere, if you poor dont even try.

>>54918111
every girl wants a knight
it's not only about russia tho

>>54917112
>I am average looking but have a lot of money.
dat b8

>>54921112
>like Russian brides, why asking here?
bc Russian brides is b8

Why would any self respecting Russian want to help a foreigner get a Russian girl?

>>54924163
there are more Russoan girls then men anyway. plus I really have $$

>>54925250
Hey can you spot me like 20,000 euros? Thanks

>>54917461

That sounds like a great way to get stabbed.

Use anastasiadate.com or russianbrides.com.

>>54917112
If you can't get chicks in Switzerland you can "buy" one in Russia and take her back to Switzerland. After that she's going to fuck every Arab in a 50km radius while you work and leave you eventually

>>54917112
dude she will turn into babushka one day, dont forget it. and her parents will probably kill you, faschist dog.

>>54917112
Come to any small town of village.
Say that you are foregin person.
All local girls is yours.
SBT.

>>54925951
>After that she's going to fuck every Arab in a 50km radius while you work and leave you eventually
Yep, all Russian bitches is like this :-(

>>54917112
You must be really desperate to pick up a golddigger. There will never be sincere feelings

>>54917112
Here's quick guide:
1. Pick up cutes on vk.com
2. Go to Russia visit them
3. Import one
4. fuck
5. After a year put her in trash & repeat

Tips: don't marry them,
don't send money anybody
I'm serious. Easy as hell.

>>54921260
If you go to Siberia it's probably guaranteed

>>54921260
If you travel right now with no connections here, I would say ~5-20% chances you get hurt, under condition you have brains.
If you find a girl before and get to know her, your chances to get hurt ~1%.

>>54929455
But it's my dream to have a half Russian son.
Will gold diggers let me keep the kid if I impregnate her and she leaves?

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>>54917198
lol

>>54929455
I am on vk now but I have no idea how to find girls... like should I just add them at random? or is there a group for this? the only English group I found was about music

>>54932136
Here's example. Results for females that studied languages in top Russian university. (Better scroll first pages, because there are always attention whores on top of results)
/search?c[age_from]=18&c[age_to]=30&c[city]=1&c[country]=1&c[faculty]=28&c[name]=1&c[photo]=1&c[section]=people&c[sex]=1&c[university]=2

>>54932136
Or here's results for communities who study English.
There's easier to start a conversation.
/search?c[q]=english&c[section]=communities

Also there are tons of profiled communities focused on searching foreign husband like this one:
/zamuzhzainostranca
You can write directly to any member with 90% success. But that's Indian level, you can get much much better if you search out of these cloaca.

just talk to them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff5cgt6V1bY

Why Russian?
You have a Poland there and all around. Slavic.

Are Russian women still wholesome? I'm pretty much writing American women off completely. I've never been close with any, but all the girls in my group therapy are really slutty (hooking up with everyone left and right) and I worry that they're representative of the American female population as a whole. My only hope of ever getting a relationship is with a wholesome foreign woman, preferably Eastern European.

>>54917112
You can get them everywhere, but they're kinda insidious. They may put poison in tea, stage accident or sth right after they get what are they want(realty, citizenship). And finally, there's literally a lot of AIDS hosts, especially from Saint Petersburg.

>>54934846
Is Ukraine and Polan on vkontakte too?

>>54934846
Polish girls are disgusting nigger lovers though. At least Rusky girls only cuck you with men better than you, and not animals, at least in my experience.

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>>54917112

>>54938740
Don't think so about Poland, but Ukraine is for sure.