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Culture Pals: learning useless languages edition

Come meet qts from around the world, practice your qt talk skills, hangout with other /int/erpals, share qts, share qt's nudes, rate qts, recommend new qts to others, log the ip addresses from qts with iplogger, make fun about crazy qts, share replies from pastas, make new OCs, etc.

OP pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH

Old thread:
>>54853412
>>54853412
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>>54906787
1st for gaming with my qt
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new to ip, is viewing a profile a big thing, is it customary to view back? pls help
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Update: Script is not working with 2.7.9, my mistake.

Trying to fix it with my newbie skills.
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>>54907140
Yes and yes
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>>54907397
even if its a dude?
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>>54907445
View 4 view
Like 4 like
Follow 4 follow
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so, how many guys here have a long distance relationship running?
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>>54907731
so if i view a qt i get beni in bagin right?
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>>54907805
It's one small step to the ultimate goal
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>>54907804
i have one with a french girl. planning to visit her soon to have sex
i've also had one with czech and english (wales) girls but not anymore

>>54906787
>>54907185
I'm trying to make the script work right now.
But I can't download requests-2.2.1-py2.py3-none-any.whl
because 2.2.1 doesn't exist anymore its been replaced with 2.91 or whatever.
Will it still work or not?
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>>54907804
Yeah I am in one and planning to meet her soon.
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>>54908026
Why would you want to download this version?
The script was working fine with 2.9.

The solution is described here: https://urllib3.readthedocs.org/en/latest/security.html#insecureplatformwarning
I just don't know how to do it.

Also, what is causing the problem is that Interpals started to use https instead of http and the script wasn't made to handle that.
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>>54908249
fuggin shieeeeeeeet so the script doesn't work anymore?
How am I supposed to get qts now?
Let me know how to make the script work without deleting system 32 plz
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>>54908392
>set region to what you want
>click the profiles that look attractive from the thumbnail
>close them when you have too many
>repeat
takes longer than the script but you only have the pretty ones
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>>54908464
doing it manually is a pain in the ass
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>>54908026
>French girl

Fuck that. I've had too many issues with them, that country is fucked.
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>>54908494
Like what?
She's pretty chill actually.
Maybe cause I'm not a fucking anglo shit though.
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>>54908392
The script can be easily fixed, but we need someone that has a brain.
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>>54908525
my life is over
the jews did this
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>>54907804
you in one? for how long?
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>>54908511
Mood swings, clinginess, passive aggressiveness, unwarranted self importance, accusations of infidelity because apparently "we're facebook official" despite the fact I'm not friends with her on facebook because I don't have a fucking facebook. Asking me to send photos with intact .xif data because I won't give her my address because she's a fucking psycho. Having a boyfriend and making him talk like an Australia during sex/thinking of me during sex (partial boyfriend fault there. Massive cuck by the sound of it) and obsessiveness.

That is 3 French girls and one French -Algerian, who was actually pretty based, combined there. I haven't had issues with any other country except them.
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>>54908908
LOLLL I agree on some points. She has major jealousy issues and gets mad fast
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>>54908908
>intact xif data

I'm surprised she even knows what this is
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>>54908992
How do you play on her jealousy issues? I just had to mention that I met a girl/went out with friends and that was enough to reduce her to one word replies
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>tfw talking to qt in a language you doN't really know well

Feels ruskie trying to write in english man.
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>>54908908
>Having a boyfriend and making him talk like an Australia during sex/thinking of me during sex
topkek, you really do get em on Interpals
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>>54909631
you really shouldn't complain coz you dont have to spend anything. you just talk and they get turned on
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>>54909776

>tfw my own accent does that to British qt

Fucking great.
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>>54909899
I know that feel
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>>54909899
Had a Brit tell me that to, and I just have a regular Ontario accent jej
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>>54910542
accent apparently is everything.
so what do you get for talking in an accent?
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>>54911357
But the Ontarian accent is shit and isn't even special

She asked me to talk while she was masturbating because it turned her on apparently.
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>>54911473
she showed you, or just told you?
also bump
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>>54911357
Are the other Westerners here? Some of my qts love it, some can't understand me at all - I have to talk Spanish with most of my Spanish lot since they can't understand a west country accent
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>>54911529
We were talking on Skype so you got all those moans and sounds youd expect from a wet vagina
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Qt from my own town messages me
>for what purpose.jpeg
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>>54911575
lel
shame you didn't see.
still bump. how do you talk though? dont you get distracted and want to do your own thing?
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>>54911564
you get more qts that way.
good for you mate
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>>54911676
If I'm talking to someone they get my undivided attention for the duration of the call
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>>54911895
i mean she does that and you dont do anything? lol also i wonder what you say..

"i took a walk in the park today"
but in canadian accent , or you say something lewd?
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>>54911976
I was just saying random stuff. I don't like to talk lewd
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>>54912035
lol how is that possible? that you hear sounds and stuff but not say anything lewd?
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>>54912060
Dunno I'm not the girl dude I was just BEEing myself
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>tfw ash094 views you
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help
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>>54913536
>divorced
You're not married, right?
I think this is more like a game and that way she wants to figure out if you're a cheater
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>>54913536
This is so awkward
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>>54913735
I'm not. She's a turkish girl who randomly messaged me and she looks like she's crazy
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>>54913812
Pretty crazy
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>>54913812
>She's a turkish girl
They're all crazy, it's best to avoid T*rk girls
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>>54913536
>>54913760
Let's just hope tumblr made its own Rolling Pals
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>>54913536
jesus she sounds like she's 12
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Weekly reminder
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>>54913978
I'll post results
first rawl
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>>54914124
What's German autism 1 and 2?
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Vai foder puta
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>>54914253
No idea, they're probably on my computer somewhere
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>>54907804
Already back from Taiwan?
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>>54914142
second roar
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>>54914398
She stopped answering
Damn nevermind
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Have you lads seen the interpals page on vk?
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>>54914124
that is fake

what really happened:
>meet cute Brazilian girl
>she wants to meet me
>turns out she is in prison and bail is $100K
>i kill my parents to get inheritance and send money to her
>i ask if she got the money
>she blocks me
> </3
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>>54906787
wow these retro culturepals thread memes. Who the girl on the left again?

How's the script doing? Is anyone making any effort at all to fix it?
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>>54915167
Rachel <3
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>>54915167
My waifu
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>>54915167
the top qt3.14 of these threads
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>all these qts everywhere and i can't message them all
i'm slowly losing my mind senpai
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Qt sent me this:
>10/02/2016 8:54:54 PM: Sophie Esvn: My friend arrived when we were still fucking, so, we dressed really quickly!
It was weird at first, but then, the atmosphere became really pleasant (I can't explain, maybe because this girl wanted to fuck him too ^^ anyway it's wasn't planned, but with just one look with my girlfriend, we decided to fight gently against him, play on him, undress him and play with his cock a little... but he was still wearing underwears). Anyway, when it became really fun, and him really hard, the delivery man knocked at the door...
We (women) was starving, so we ate, and decided to go out ! Poor boy ^^ He still describes this day as his biggest frustration. But then, we did some shopping and he had a blowjob in a bar so... It's fair ;)

How would you guys respond?
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Damn found myself a really sexy qt that has fetishes similar to mine and she's really nice too. Winning.
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>>54915557
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>>54915583
whore lol XDDDDDD
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"Do you have girlfriend, I guessed you have it XD"
-Korean qt3.14
It begins
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>>54916278
>korean
>qt3.14
eh no
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>>54916468
My dong (contrary to my head) doesn't discriminate, there are qts everywhere.
She's younger than me and has funny, big, almond-shaped eyes.
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>>54915315
please tell me about this rachel
biggest mystery of my life.
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>>54917264
/sunbather
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>>54916278
She actually read through my profile too.
Activate Dingus.
>>54916468
You're just salty you're not getting to Bibim some bap.
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>>54917419
Why does her sister have to be 14 :(
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>>54917847
Meh. Koreans are boring from what I've seen.
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qt's
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>>54918211
These threads are not called cp for no reason
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>>54918625
I hope no one mistakes me for you or the other way around.
Wo kommst du her?
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I asked the guy who created the script on ask.fm to fix it and he basically said 'do it yourself'
help.
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>>54909180
I told her I have a girlfriend and I told my girlfriend I have a skype girlfriend and now they're both jealous of each other. Ahhh, French girls
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well i just fixed the script, what a joke
common sense really
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>>54920724
Post it mon ami
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My new qt spilt her spaghetti the other day. I hadn't read he last message then when I was online I got a message from her with just the letter O in. She told me she sent it accidently so I take it she was just looking at our other messages. Kind of cute desu
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>>54921229
http://pastebin.com/ycEQXqpf

just replace your username in the (bracket) as usual
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>>54921514
You're a fucking god.

Also, reminder.
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>>54921620
all i had to do with hit the S key 4 times :^)
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>>54921514
>mfw I spent hours studying python and trying to install all kind of libraries to make requests handle https verifications and all I had to do is change the links

I don't even know what I'm doing.
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>>54922241
i dont know anything about it either desu, i was just thinking HEY MAYBE THIS MIGHT WORK and it did
it only fixes that one script though, rest are still broken
but this one is the best imo so whatever
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>>54921514
I just want interbopper to work again
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>>54922337
For some reason I'm visiting Asian profiles and African profiles too, even though I specified not to.
I'm being flooded, help.
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>>54922705
if you put more than one continent in the '' itll view all continents
you will have to run copies of the script for each continent if you want to avoid africa and asia
or just block those continents entirely from your profile
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>>54922794
What, really?
I've been doing it that way my entire life.
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>Me:Contact a girl with real profile.
>Her: Sorry I have a boyfriend that I love so much. I have 3 year relationship with him.
>Me: Contact her with American chad profile I created.
>Her: I don't like my boyfriend, and we have nothing in common anymore. And I always wanted to live in USA)))

FML senpai, I give up.
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>>54907804
I'm going to visit my spanish qt the next week. We've been exchanging long messages for some weeks. So excited.
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>runs the script the wrong way for less than one minute
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>>54922212
>>54920724
lmao wtf

I tried the same thing last night and it didn't work.
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>>54919930
It was a joke, m8. Are you even known enough to be mistaken with someone else?
Bin in der Nähe von Karlsruhe, du?
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>>54924979
It was a joke on my end as well.
Ich bin bei Stuttgart, du B*denser.
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>>54925321
Das schönste Land in Deutschlands Gau'n,
das ist mein Badnerland,
es ist so herrlich anzuschauen,
und ruht in Gottes Hand.
Drum grüß ich dich,mein Badnerland
Du edle Perl im deutschen Land
Der Schwab muss raus,
Der Schwab muss raus,
Der Schwab muss raus ausm Faden
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>Qts mum likes me too because she thought me sending my qt a gift was really sweet.
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>>54925651
So stark bin ich jetzt auch nicht gegen Badenser, ihr könnt ja für eure besonderen Bedürfnisse nichts.
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>>54925901
Ich hab eigentlich nichts gegen Schwaben, Stugge ist auch 'ne nette Stadt.
>dgw ich überhaupt erst seit meinem 12ten Lebensjahr weiß, dass es einen Dialekt gibt
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>>54926099
Dialekt? Wie meinst du das?
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>>54926175
Du nimmst mich auf dem Arm, oder?
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Post ur duolingo
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>>54926290
Ich verstehe die Frage nicht. Du hast bis 12 nicht gewusst dass es Dialekte gibt? Dass du mit Dialekt redest?
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>>54926362
Nein, ich spreche hochdeutsch mit ein wenig Dialekt. Den hab ich nie wirklich gelernt, weil bei mir zuhause ausschließlich hochdeutsch gesprochen wird. Aber wenn man mal realisiert, dass es einen gibt, passt man sich da etwas an.
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>>54926541
Bist du ein Autist? Wie Kann man denn so lange nicht wissen was ein Dialekt ist? Hast du bis dahin noch nie Baden verlassen, oder wie?
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>>54926357
Test your knowledge, laddie
>>54926362
>>54926541
>>54925651
>>54925901
>>54926099
>>54926175
>>54926290
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>>54926541
wat
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>>54926741
>>54926674
>>54926541
3 Germans now?
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>>54926725
Something about someone not realizing people spoke differently outside his house?
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>>54926725
Mein Deutsche sprache ist sehr.... rusty.

Ich lerne Frankreich sprache mit meine Frau ATM bro

I'll go back to German once I nail froggy fucking French. I'm trying to get my wife into languages and when I asked, of fucking course she wanted to learn fucking French instead of a reasonable language like German or Spanish.

I can understand those posts pretty well, I can still read german and get the gist of almost everything i read.
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>>54926674
Die Leute in meiner Umgebung haben mit mir so ziemlich nur hochdeutsch geredet (/-\)
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>>54926812
Seems so

>>54926829
I didn't realise that there were local dialects till I was 12 because I only spoke standard German
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>>54927035
Maybe for the sake of everyone else we better keep this in English.
I still don't get it. How can you not realize there were different dialects? Did you never leave your hometown or watch TV?
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>>54927035
>>54927111
because he's a home schooled autist
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>>54927111
Nice digits
I did leave my house and watch TV lmao.
And I'm not saying that I didn't know about dialects at all but I wasn't quite aware of badisch because the only people that actually used it were older people.
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>>54927326
Didn't your grandparents spoke to one another, or to you, in their dialect, sometimes?
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so, uh what do i say to qts?
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>>54927443
Try "Hey"
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>>54927111
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=azFdlH30Tk0
I'm curious, does that dialect sound like regular Hunsrückisch?
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>>54927529
As a Swabian I'd say that this sounds like a mix of Badensisch and the stuff they speak in Rhineland-Palatinate.
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>>54927518
then what lad?
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>>54927682
Just be yourself.
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>>54927682
Try the following
1) Stop being thirsty
2) Realize that the qt you're talking to is, in fact, an actual human being with a real life and interests and opinions
3) Whip out your dick and drink your whole beer while staring her right in the eyes

The combination of progressive respect and pure male testosterone will make her instantly ream your dick with her claws and beg you to plant your sperm in her eggs.
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>>54927682
Ask for skype
Take your dick out
They will either get offended or get turned on
50% 50% chance
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>>54927412
Didn't see them often and didn't talk to them much. We weren't really close so as I was a kid I found awkward to speak with them. In addition to that, I'm only half German.
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>>54927997
Here it goes. What's the other half? Surrendermonkey?
Would fit a B*denser.
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goodnight /cp/
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>>54928618
Nope, not at all
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>>54926357
You should post one language and get good at it instead of trying to learn several languages and be only mediocre at it. Getting done with a duolingo tree only gets you maybe a quarter of a way to proficiency.
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how do get qts?
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>>54931099
Just bee yourself
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Daily prayer for Daniele the disgusting manwhore to board a faulty plane and die in a plane crash.
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>>54931143
but do i view them? do i send a message, or do i wait for a view back pls help
t. new
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>>54931181
View profiles all you want and message people too or you can wait.
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>>54931181
only view the underaged
send messages to the legal
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>>54931504
based on my country's age of consent or theirs?
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How many views do you get daily?
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>>54932732
350
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>>54914283
AHAHAHAHA fds excelente maninho :^)
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>>54914283
vai-te foder puta*
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>0 views this month
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>>54932732
25-40 because I'm not a scripting faggot.
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>>54925652
>qts mom loves my dark hair and says I'm cute

Sunday she'll love me even more when my qt shows her my gift :3
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>>54931155
Why would you wish to sacrifice 300 other plane travellers just for one man?
>>54932909
How come? Did you try changing your profile picture?
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>>54932985
there is literally nothing wrong with scripting
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>>54933081
>>54932985
20~25 views without the script.
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>>54933243
the script is just there to boost your ego anyway
you can't possibly talk to all those girls and a good half of them are ugly anyway
handpicked qts are better
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>>54933330
Only 1/3 of them actually talk to me
You have a better chance of finding someone that way, so why not use both ways
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/Yagmurbii

mfw
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Do any of you set your profiles to not want relationships/hookups? Does it still happen anyway?
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TFW NO AMERICAN GF
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>>54934151
R A R E P O S T
A
R
E

P
O
S
T
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Le black Asianboo

/PrincessLeda
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>>54934960
Don't ever reply to me unless you're unconditionally agreeing with me
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HOW 2 FIX SCRIBT
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i painted a grils portrait from a foto and she liked it but wtf do i say now?
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>>54935630

>>54921514
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>>54915167
The pic is my OC btw :3
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>>54936865
pls halp
im bad at this shit
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>>54937273
tell her you could paint her like one of your french girls
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Is the Interpals search page messed up for anyone else too? It never saves my search settings for some reason and my tab always flashes "****New Message****" even though I haven't received one.
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>>54936883
That's the shitty script tho
I want the good one that uses Tampermonkey
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>>54937409
What, Qtcrawler don't work?
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>>54937334
she might not get it or block me if she does
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>>54937363
This entire site is messed up.
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>>54937631
maybe ask her to do one of you lad, and then gently poke fun at her if it sucks or be like 'wow ur gud bb' if its not shit
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>>54937656
Sometimes for example, someone will message me at 21:35 and I'll sent a message back and it will register in the conversation as 21:34 even though I sent it at like 21:37, it puts my message above that person's and confuses the hell out of the conversation on both our parts, I have to wait like five whole minutes to send reply after I receive a message, it never used to be like this, only in the past 2 or 3 months.
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>>54937409
Since it looks like it's a problem of "s",
Line 81
$.get('http://www.interpals.net
Change to
$.get('https://www.interpals.net

I don't use it, and IP don't work right now, so tell us if it worked.
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/NekoAi

Lads...
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>>54937717
pretty good idea
thanks
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>>54938601
no prob lad, good luck
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whats a good opener ladz?
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>>54937940
LADS
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>>54937927
>paris
I'm very sorry for you
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>/cp/ scripting excessively again?
Also, Hilter senpai, thanks for viewing me :3
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>>54932732
Absolutely buggerall. What a pleasure.
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>>54939702
Yeah, I am too, but it's not that bad sometimes.
I would really like to go in Germany for a couple of years, though.
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>tfw a girl blocks (You) just by visiting your profile
oyy vey
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I-its not gay to talk to a guy right?
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>grile wants to meet
>give her my fb because she asks for it
>no response
>last online 4 days ago
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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>>54941014
Are you white?
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>>54933243
This >>54933330
Why not just handpicking qts
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>>54941503
I am from the south :^)

The deal is that my profile is full autismo
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>>54941701
then fix it lad
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>>54941856
Nah, I like it this way. And the girls who block me I wouldn't be interested in chatting with them either way.
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Is there a way to read a message without marking it as viewed?
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>>54941983
Be offline and receive it on your email.
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>>54926357
Why are there so many useless languages on Duolingo? Can't they have useful ones like Chinese and Japanese?
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Do any of you guys remember this Turk tier Asian?
/Adam_computer
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>>54944292
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>>54939890
>jean baguette
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I just

can't
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>tfw Korean qt gave me nudes unsolicited

Feels bad because I thought she was a pure angel.
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>>54945047
>oogabooga
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How do I met 4chin dank meme qts I don't like normies ;_;
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>>54945656
4 you
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>second time a gril texts me first
>it's an Italian coalburner
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/redqueen7
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>>54946091
Monster lips, old meme
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WHY CAN'T I FEEL ANYTHING FROM ANYONE OTHER THAN YOU?
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>>54945860
/sunbather
/queenba
/enaaa
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>>54946572
>ena is 19

Fuck, she's still a child. At least Goddess Rachel is old enough to appreciate a real man like me
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WANNA LOVE YA

WANNA BUG YA

WANNA SQUEEZE YA

STUPID GIRL
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how do i know if a qt is the qt for me?
>>
>>54946809
You absolutely will not know until you've met her in person. No matter what anyone says, you don't know anything until you've been together in real life.
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BABY HOW CAN YOU WALK AWAY?

BABY HOW CAN YOU WALK AWAY?

BABY HOW CAN YOU WALK AWAY?

BABY HOW CAN YOU WALK AWAY?

BABY HOW CAN YOU WALK AWAY?
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I'VE BEEN LOOKING SO LONG AT THESE PICTURES OF YOU THAT I ALMOST BELIEVE THAT THEY'RE REAL
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>>54946867
but how do i know from the picture? should i just view every chick thats even moderatly attractive in the hopes one isnt shit?
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>tfw qt tells you she isn't attracted to black men
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>>54946980
Oh, in that case, yeah.
You literally just have to message anyone that looks good to you and hope for the best. Don't be a bitch and wait for someone to view you first. I've had loads of qts and visited some irl and fucked some and all of them I found and messaged first
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>>54946976
I'VE BEEN LIVING SO LONG WITH MY PICTURES OF YOU
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>>54947047
what should i say
>inb4 just bee urself :^)))))))))))))))))))
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>>54947056
>>54946976
Literally the theme song of these threads. Every single word was written for this thread as if they were inspired to write them
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>>54947096
Anything, but make it open ended, something they actually have to reply to so you can start a dialoge, not just a yes/no question and never a statement like "I like x about your profile" or something.
Just go off something you see about them and go off of that
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ALL THE THINGS THAT I USED TO SAY
ALL THE WORDS THAT GOT IN THE WAY
ALL THE THINGS THAT I USED TO KNOW
HAVE GONE OUT THE WINDOW
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Can the dude that did this please make one with a Cornish flag proposing to a Basque flag many thank
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>>54946652
But it says that she's 19 too
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Jesus the girls on this site are so fucked up its ridiculous, they're all mentally damaged in some way.
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>>54932904
Obrigado, aliado melhor
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SO LETS JUST PRETEND
EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING
BETWEEN YOU AND ME
WAS NEVER MEANT
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>>54947155
c-could you give me an example, im pretty sperg 2bh lad
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>>54939890
>nearly all dudes
The fuck man
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>>54947353
So, there's this girl I saw who I thought was pretty cute. I didn't really know what to say to start off the convo, so I looked at her stupid profile. She's studying international relations or some shit.
I said to her "tell me about international relations, how often have you traveled to other countries since you've been studying that?" and she proceeded to reply telling me about her recent travels and you just go from there.

Girls love talking about themselves, and by doing that she gets to tell me about her classes and stuff she's done.

Just gotta be smart and go off of what's available
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>>54947266
Rachel is bae

Also for anyone interested (its almost yuros asleep time) her Snapchat is /kneesockscat

Either that or its done other Canadian qt I've picked up and forgotten but either way go Cray lads
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>>54947480
Rachel is pretty much this thread's mascot and she has been for years.
Rachel is love. Rachel is life
>even though every time we talk she always stops replying
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>>54947466
>girls love talking about themselves

Literally this, even if its a really scarce profile there'll be something there you can ask about and most people's specialist subject is themselves, so ask them about that!
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>>54947466
>>54947528
thanks guys
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IT'S ABOUT TIME THAT YOU GOT SICK OF ME
NO LONGER FUN AND SO FAR FROM INTERESTING
>>
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I MISS YOU
I MISS YOU SO
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>>54947314
I JUST WANT TO FORGET
EVERYTHING SAID
EVERYTHING WE DID
>>
SHOULD'VE DONE SOMETHING BUT I'VE DONE IT ENOUGH
>>
IF OUR LOVE IS TRAGEDY WHY ARE YOU MY REMEDY?

IF OUR LOVE'S INSANITY WHY ARE YOU MY CLARITY?
>>
I NEVER
I NEVER
I NEVER
I NEVER
>>
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
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Seduction, seduce. Ain't nobody who's as good at what I do
'Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don't
She's been stolen from you
Seduction, seduce. Ain't nobody who's as good at what I do
'Cause one minute she loves you, the next she don't
She's been stolen from you
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YOU JUST HAVE TO SEE HER
YOU JUST HAVE TO SEE HER
YOU JUST HAVE TO SEE HER

YOU KNOW THAT SHE'LL BREAK YOU IN TWO
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Newbie here.

Do I add before saying something or should I talk for a while and then add as a friend?
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>>54947887
I've been on the site for 2 years and have never added a single person.
It's as pointless as picture comments and wall posts
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>>54947887
always talk to them first

honestly adding them on Interpals isn't that important, getting their Skype or Whatsapp is the big step
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>>54947887
Adding as friend is pleb, just talk to them and later you ask for messaging apps/social media
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UNTIL THE DAY I DIE I'LL SPILL MY HEART FOR YOU
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>>54947952
AS YEARS GO BY
I RACE THE CLOCK WITH YOU
>>
CAN WE FORGET ABOUT THE THINGS I SAID WHEN I WAS DRUNK
>>
would you cunts knock it off
>>
Man I love American Football. What an album.
>>
LET'S HOLD OUR HEADS UP JUST TONIGHT
AND PRETEND THAT WE'RE OKAY
'CAUSE WE'RE OKAY, RIGHT?

>>54948061
I'm not okay, please just let me have this at the very least. I'm going to kill myself tonight
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>>54948083
I listened to Never Meant on repeat for days after a break up. It's become a part of my very being
>>
ena > rachel
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AND TO REFLECT IS TO REGRET THROWING IT ALL AWAY
AND APATHY MY ONE WAY STREET IT TOOK SO MUCH FROM ME
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>>54947887
Never add anyone.
Never message anyone, visit their profile every day and wait for them message you.
Never forget to punctuate;
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>>54948311
Don't do this
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>>54948215
This
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>>54948215
literally who
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>>54948397
>>54948358
fuck off you fucking chive cunts
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do you think if I post this German joke to some lovely Frauen I'll have some luck?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uPTHVF5V3L

Of course only western Germans...
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>>54948397
Newfag pls
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NEVERMIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOU
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THIS IS HOW I SHOW MY LOVE

I MADE IT IN MY MIND BECAUSE

I BLAME IT ON MY A.D.D.
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>>54948406
WESTERN GERMAN REPORTING IN
They won't like it but hi Nigel :3
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>>54948589

>They won't like it but hi Nigel :3

Shiiieeeeeeettttttt

Herr Ingolstadt?
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DAYS SWIFTLY COME AND GO
I'M DREAMING OF HER
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>>54948631
Nope
>>
I DID ALL THAT I COULD JUST TO KEEP YOU
BUT YOU LEFT ANYWAY
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>>54948691

> tfw second ever post in /cp/ and you're recognised

is my accent that noticeable?
>>
>>54948631
>>54925651
Hint, you sang this just a week ago
>>
>>54948742

Rings literally zero bells, I'm constantly fucking around with German
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WHEN SOONER OR LATER IT'S OVER
I JUST DON'T WANNA MISS YOU TONIGHT
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>>54948791
Hmm, then I don't have only one other hint for you, we've talked a bit on IP
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>>54948848
*then I have
Sorry
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hi /int/
plz msg me
alisakr
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>>54948848
>we've talked a bit on IP

Hue huehuehuheuhehuehue

Hey bby, wunt sum fuk?!

Didn't know you were still in the other threads(voc).
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>>54948884
>>54948215
>the rise of the AWs
lacking attention lasses?
>>
>>54948943
kinda.
mostly bored and lonely
>>
>>54948433
I've been on interpals for over a year though
>>
I GOTTA TELL YOU
NEED TO TELL YOU
GOTTA TELL YOU
I'VE GOTTA TELL YOU
>>
This thread is full of newfags
>>
Good morning cp
>>
>>54948996
Speak for yourself
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>>54948924
Not often in the voc threads though I did post the Badnerlied a while back
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THIS IS MY CURSE
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>>54949022
How long have you been here?
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>>54949105
2.5 years approximately
>>
IT HURTS

IT HURTS

IT HURTS

IT HURTS
>>
>>54949013
>morning
Jesus, Chang, it's nighttime already
>>
>>54949157
I know it's 930 in just waking up
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>>54949192
>I know it's 930 in just waking up
F U G G I N G L E A F
U
G
G
I
N
G

L
E
A
F
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I want to die
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>>54949069
I remember now tb h
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>>54949244
iktf
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>>54949284
She has no idea what she did to me, what she's doing to me
>>
I can no longer think of song lyrics to express my feels.
>>
>>54947259
How do you say Basque country in Basque?
Euskal Herria, Euskadun, Euskadunak, or Euskara?
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>talk to some girl for 10 minutes
>she asks for my number
>dont even own a cell phone
why does this keep happening
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>>54949780
how dont you own a cellphone? i have one just so i can use the internet when im not at home
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>>54949815
I have one for my job. I get about 20 goddamn texts and calls a day.
I almost wish I didn't have a phone, but I gotta text the qts, and being able to watch porn any time is nice
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>>54949815
i'm always at home though and I have literally 0 friends. the only people who call the house are my parents
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>>54949876
>i'm always at home though and I have literally 0 friends

iktf
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>>54949876
i dont have friends and am always home if im not working, still have one

just buy pay as you go or something
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My life in a song

I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing
Just prayed to a God that I don't believe in
'Cause I got time while she got freedom
'Cause when a heart breaks, no, it don't break even

Her best days were some of my worst
She finally met a man that's gonna put her first
While I'm wide awake she's no trouble sleeping
'Cause when a heart breaks no it don't break even... even... no

What am I supposed to do when the best part of me was always you?
And what am I supposed to say when I'm all choked up and you're OK?
I'm falling to pieces, yeah,
I'm falling to pieces

They say bad things happen for a reason
But no wise words gonna stop the bleeding
'Cause she's moved on while I'm still grieving
And when a heart breaks no it don't break even, even... no

What am I gonna do when the best part of me was always you?
And what am I supposed to say when I'm all choked up and you're OK?
I'm falling to pieces, yeah,
I'm falling to pieces, yeah,
I'm falling to pieces
(One still in love while the other one's leaving)
I'm falling to pieces
('Cause when a heart breaks no it don't break even)

Oh, you got his heart and my heart and none of the pain
You took your suitcase, I took the blame.
Now I'm tryna make sense of what little remains, ooh
'Cause you left me with no love and honour to my name.

I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing
Just prayed to a God that I don't believe in
'Cause I got time while she got freedom
'Cause when a heart breaks, no, it don't break...
No, it don't break
No, it don't break even, no

What am I gonna do when the best part of me was always you?
And what am I supposed to say when I'm all choked up and you're OK?
(Oh glad you're okay now)
I'm falling to pieces, yeah
I'm falling to pieces, yeah
(Oh I'm falling, falling)
I'm falling to pieces,
(One still in love while the other one's leaving)
I'm falling to pieces
('Cause when a heart breaks, no, it don't break even)

Oh, it don't break even no
Oh, it don't break even no
Oh, it don't break even no
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>>54949876
>tfw 2€/month contract
What about using only Whatsapp, Skype or Viber with her? It's different, but it does the job.
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>>54950140
back to myspace
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>>54950236
Don't you need a phone for whatsapp?
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>>54950296
You can use the app emulator everyone uses here. Bluestack, was it?
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>>54950376
Yes bluestack but you need a phone number for it.
Well, instead of getting a phone plan, he could just purchase a prepaid sim card and use it's phone number and buy a super cheapo phone to receive SMS (for the verification of the number)
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>tfw can't browse the searches without an account anymore
For fuck sake how am I supposed to stalk people now?!
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>>54950622
make another account
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>>54950622
Just make a new account, and if all you want to do is stalk just leave it blank and don't put pictures up
Hell, just make a fake hot girl account if you want
>>
>>54950786
>>54950684
Yeah I might. Odds are I might just make my own account. Interpals was a good timewaster and I did get a lot of company there.
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tfw stringing along this girl who clearly wants the d
i feel kinda bad
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>talked to this girl out of boredom while searching for better qts
>she's super attached to me now
>leaves me messages to wake up to, always replies
I just don't care, I was just replying to her to fill the void
Now I feel like a jerk
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>>54950996
>>54950996
>>54950996
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>>54950978
Sounds like someone I used to speak to. Several actually. Names?
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