>be russian Jew
>got 3 years USA visa
Ahaahahha, lets do this
you'll be stuck there for more than 3 years
>be 13 year old american girl
>just get done with cheer leading practice, chatting with the girlfriends
>notice creepy guy in a trench coat staring at us from the parking lot
>walks up to us
>"forgive english i am russia, i come to country to find job u want buy candy?"
>tell the freak to get lost
you might be refused to entry since you'll give away the fact that your intention is not touristic after just 1 day later leaving the country and try to re-entering while you are on tourist visa.
I don't post naked girls. They aree dressed.
>mfw im called by fbi
>mfw they find out i memed a pedo
>be russian Jew
why do i always see this, are jews a very large and distinct class in russia, or do we just have one autistic russian jew who likes to make threads about being a russian jew?
>french and spanish accents are attractive here
slavs are pretty introverted on average m8. American girls like extroverted guys. Just recently some girls were telling me about a weird russian dude who showed up at a party and just drank vodka at the table by himself.
Normal for me, but they're not into that
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Meh, always hate show how i'm happy and friendly, and also smile without reason, hate that pathetic shit. If you don't do it you looked like freak, but i don't give a fuck on parties, just drink.