I can't even talk to girls in my own uni, how would I go about talking to Anzu?
Putin is pragmatic and not a fool, so he won't nuke anybody and solidify Russia's status as a national pariah.
cherry popped by a dildo, probably, so her purity is no longer intact.
The order of your words humors me.
She can have my missile.
I know you are eager for Anzu, op, but it is too early for a new thread.
can't get enough anzu
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Anzu thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" turkish girl, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a cosplaying slut. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Anzuufag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "Does /int/ like turkish girls?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
How can I fuck her super hard without her wig coming off? I wish pound her from behind at a speed and force that'll make her make-up come off in clouds of white dust. Silly hat with a strap that connects under the chin is my best idea.
She already has an entry in knowyourmeme
Zhirinovsky proposes to drop a nuclear bomb on the Strait of Bosphorus
Liberal Democratic Party of Russia leader Vladimir Zhirinovsky has proposed to crush Turkey via a nuclear missile strike. This is according to the radio station "Moscow speaking".
"Istanbul is very easy to destroy: just one nuclear bomb in the Strait of Bosphorus, and it will wash away. It will be such a terrible flood, the water column will rise 10-15 meters, and the city will not be there any more, and there are 9 million lives in that city", — said the leader of the liberal Democrats.
>you will never imprison anzu in your basement, impregnate her multiple times, force her to bear your children, then impregnate those children until you create an army of mini anzus that take over the world
literally no reason to live t.b.h.
Anzu is rich, dude...
eternal anzu love thread
should I learn italian to post in /ita/?
>should I learn italian to post in /ita/?
no, we don't want other anzufaggots
just kill yourself
No as long as you post nice things
Italy and Japan are BFF, fuck off.