Why don't girls have a penis?

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they have penis, but it just grows in a different way, pic related, penis in the left and clitoris in the right

>>54845829
i-i want one...

>>54845916
looks like a dragon holy shit

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>>54845954
I can do something about that bb

>>54845916
looks like it's just depressed and walking away

girls have a girls penis

>>54845829
You'll understand when you grow up, Jimmy

>>54846331
kek

>>54845829
Now that's a disfigured penis. It seems to lack foreskin...

>>54846425
It's erect and american.

Girls in the US think uncut dicks look weird.

>>54846588
damn you're country was cucked by jews so hard

>>54845829
When Eve committed the Original Sin, God cursed her. He tore her penis off, and left a terrible wound, cursed by the Almighty to never heal.

All women since born bear the same wound. As per God's curse, the wound never quite heals, and once a month the wound starts bleeding again.

>>54846633
So does this mean that my fetish for sticking my dick in open wounds isn't weird?

>>54846712
It does, but you should only stick your dick in the wound that God made.

>>54846621
this
people here get bullied if theyre found out to have been circumcised, in school anyway

Been sticking my fingers in my dickhole these past few days and pulling the skin back really far to try and stretch my foreskin. I hope to fuck that this works. I hate phimosis.

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>>54846712
I knew I saved this for a reason

>>54847042
my life was better before i clicked on this 2bh

>>54846968
I would rather just not have a foreskin than even consider doing that.

>>54847365

Care to describe? And thanks for warning, Pierre.

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>>54847042

>>54847042
This turned me on wtf

>>54847644
Pretty much exactly what the file name says. It's from a film so at least it's not real.

>>54847532
Sticking my fingers in doesn't hurt. It's the stretching that hurts. I blame catholicism. I was never giving proper sex ed in school and now I have to deal with this shit.

>>54847042
Somebody say me what they are all got gassed and tortured after that scene please. This is are totally not humans but something else.

>>54847786
Just do it slowly and you'll be fine.

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>>54845916
more like belongs in the trash

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>having a penis

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>>54847042
what is this from?

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>>54848013
>not having a penis

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>>54848187
>having a plug in you regional flag

>>54848013
if i cut my penis off would i have a phoantom limb syndrome?

>>54847042
WHY

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>>54848311
>having a colour-reversed English flag as your regional flag
bit cheeky 2bh

>>54848311
Fuck me North American wiring is comedy gold.

>in Nevada for work
>plug in shaving charger
>sparks and buzzing
>lights dim for a second

It's like they actually want electrical fires or something.

>>54848347
if i kill myself right as i cum would i have an insane orgasm since my body would really want to reproduce before it died?

>>54848038
Human Centipede 3.

Shit movie.

>>54848311
Denmark confirmed for cutest plugs

>>54848311
demnark so cute :D

>>54848453
What kind of shithole were you at?
>Nevada
Ah.

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>>54847042

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>>54847042

>>54847914
underrated post

>>54847042
he came really fast, was he thinking of his wife back at home?

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but they do.

>>54848472
I think you just figured out auto-erotic asphyxiation

>>54848857
i love it when they do that.

>/int/

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>>54847042
why

>>54847042
What part of the body does he fuck? Is it the stomach?

>>54846588
same thing here brother

>>54851386
canadians snip snip too?

>>54845916
kawaii

>>54845829
>>>/penis/

>>54847042
What happens? I'm browsing on mobile and can't open webms

>>54848038
>>54848520
>The Human Centipede (First Sequence) is a 2009 Dutch film written, directed, and co-produced by Tom Six. (wikipedia)

kek

>>54851808
>guy is stabbed
>nazi takes out dick
>nazi fucks stab wound to completion

>>54851808
>kidneyfucking.webm

Hmm I wonder

>>54851897
Can't see the file name either senpai

>>54852061
noob

>>54852160
I'm a normie

>>54846331

Reminds me of that comic where X has a conversation with Y, then X shitposts about Y.

>>54851422
Not that I know of, unless you're a jew or an American. I'm un-cut

>>54847845
That is tame as fuck dude.

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So OP, are you a girl with a cock?

>>54847042

>the fucking black prisoner in the cowboy hat

I laughed.

>>54848453

It was probably your appliance adapter that fucked up.