/brit/ - The Bankers And The Bonuses Edition

cara

postin

>money isnt important
>personality is more important than looks and sex

>>I only listen to rap and hip hop praising money and sex

fucking normies dont have a clue what theyre talking about do they

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crayon pop

Gotta do the dishes

Social Theory: Nationalise your genitals

does she really want a man from brum? does she really want a man that rolls with a gun?

>>54841229
No they need to listen to this again, preferable while driving a Ford Cortina Mk III
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN9jTnxv0RU

>>54841263
Gotta do your mam

>other people masturbating triggers my autism

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaoHmZkzwhs

>>54841279
yes
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr it's mad she wants a man from brum

plymouth

Lads I need help with tinder
What witty opening liner do you use?
Also how long before you wait and ask someone for a drink? I usually go straight in for the kill or suggest i'm only after sex

>>54841273
t.Jeremy Corbyn

>>54841273
seize the means of reproduction

>>54840766
>top-tier higher education should be available to every pleb who can't decide what they want to do in life and just want to get wankered for 3 years
no

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Kyary Pamyu Pamyu

>>54841334
everyone except the first lad in that song is proper shit

thorium

>>54841381
Ugly Uglyu Uglyu

maisie

new poor law is in lads

new lloyd george when

mio akiyama

Only been up an hour lads, how do I get to sleep tonight? Thinking of getting in bed at about 3 and seeing if I can drop off.

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>>54841381
>>54841230

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>plymouth

>>54841325
don't understand these sorts or their train of logic
they talk as if people are machines and the state is just one big program where occasionally some of the software goes ary but its alright because the social engineers are there to fix it.

desu its just like the Soviet Union except instead of mechanical engineers running the show we have software engineers

>>54841450
>made the post again cos nobody replied last time

>>54841370
that's already the case my man, have you seen any student city during term time? i could get on a bus full of students and the average IQ would barely be above the national average

>>54841350
VERY good wit this

>>54841489
different post lad
look at the words

Old Labour is equally as bad as New Labour

Prove me wrong.

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>>54841471

>>54841406
true say, i've seen him turn up as a special guest twice at raves to perform it

Hurt me finger

>>54841513
You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you.

Kek

Lads go to google images and type 'laughing american man'

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>>54841525
desu

Who's going to Parklife then ;>)

>>54841562
possibly

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>>54841526

business idea: kanye 2020 hats that say 'make america cray again'

Who's going to Pakilife then ;>)

>>54841562
Want to, but probably going to be too busy with my final year project.

Just finished my pancakes lads.

2 essexs is confusing me tbqh

>>54841525
can't
the old whigs were just as bad as the modern liberals

>>54841603
>made the post again cos nobody replied last time

Lads

The k-pop poster is a literal Korean living in the UK

>>54841614
Are you sure you're not from Essex yourself?

>>54841627
doubt it desu

>>54841612
don't have anything to make pancakes with :c

>>54841618
>copied the post cos nobody replies to his own ones.

>>54841627
You mean a paki right

>>54841525
OLD labour:

>Set up the NHS

>Peacful decolonisation to help not bankrupt us, keep soft power via the commonwealth and no need to fight costly guerilla style independence wars.

>pro NATO

>pro nuclear weapons

don't confuse old labour with this current pseudo 'old labour'

>>54841656
I have him on skype

interesting how lefties ceaselessly spout about the alleged economic benefits of immigration (and struggle to produce any other tangible pro-arguments) when it was Thatcher and her cronies who constantly championed money above all else.
Wouldn't have thought these radical loony lefties would behave like their mortal enemy Thatcher.

>>54841653
i don't know anymore

>>54841618
I can ensure you that that was the first time I made that post

Who partakes in mosh pits here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GyyOcl2M5g

>>54841677
doubt it desu

>>54841686

Thats not very interesting desu

why are cashews so fucking expensive

>>54841627
Unlikely, My housemate is into k-pop. He is also the age most people are in a job and not at uni, the wrong side of 25.

>>54841686
divide and conquer lad

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reminder

>>54841658
>bullies fellow posters about replies just because he disagrees with one post

>>54841726
If you say run, I'll run with you.

>>54841686
they reach their conclusion(refugee = good) and then look for reasons why their conclusion is good
Thats why they come up with flimsy arguments like that

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>>54841793

>>54841797
>gets bullied on 4chan

cba to make any tea

>>54841842
>doesn't get bullied
font

>>54841842
This, people shouldn't be so precious on the internet.

>>54841711

Do grime gigs even have Mosh pits? never seen one live desu

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>it's a /brit/ episode

nah... I'm out

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>>54841479

>implying we're not biological machines

watching jumanji

Hope trump wins today lads

Hope bernie beats shillary too

>>54841711
Bugzy has been so shit ever since he got dragged into the chip beef.

He looked pretty promising too

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>>54841897
agree m8 brits are the worst

>tfw too weird to live but too rare to die. a prototype never even considered for mass production.

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>tfw went from supporting rebels to supporting assad

need my cock in a cage

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Rewatching The Thick Of It lads

>>54841711
really dead song

>>54841983
Good lad. If Assad falls we'll have half of fucking Syria turning up on our doorstep.

Posting from my new PC lads. Can you tell the difference?

>>54841991

Good lad

>>54841983

Literally me desu

>>54841711
me lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTEYUFgLveY

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>>54841969
>tfw too weird to live but too rare to die. a prototype never even considered for mass production.

>>54841991

good show but completely put me off ever going into politics. they never seem to sleep. always on the go. terrible existence.

>>54841991
very good lad

>friends tagging me in the comments on people who don't know me's pictures

fucking hell why

>>54841793

I like them though, if they're artistic. Not a fan of word tattoos

>Andy Murray's wife gives birth to a girl

>mfw the baby is black
CVCKED

going out soon lids

should probably do my shit shower shave

>>54841985
show a pic of what you want it locked in la

>>54842118
Font x

>>54841669
All soviet shills desu

>>54842102
provvveee

>>54842153
:(

>>54841711
What a ridiculous music video. Absolute sausages

NEED A FUCKING BOYFRIEND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt93xTi7OPQ

When did ASMR become creepy softcore porn?

>>54842173
:/

>>54842215
:s

I miss working at a sex shop

>>54842230
ジ

friends are making me go and watch 'deadpool'

looks like a cheap spiderman rip off, am I wasting my money

>>54842200
Do gays find it hard to find partners? Because I knew a lesbian couple who seemed to be together for no other reason other than that they were gay. One was very pretty the other........not so much.

Does anyone on here ever had someone close to them commit suicide?

IN THE 80S THERE WAS COLD WAR DRAMA

>>54842260
They're making you go AND making you pay? Bit harsh

>>54842256
( ﾉ ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ️

>>54842285
I've had someone kill themselves close to me, does that count?

>>54842260

Don't bother, it's a load of shit and Deadpool fans are beyond awful.

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>>54842266
>Do gays find it hard to find partners?
If you're hot and want sex you're fine. If you're anyone and looking for sex with ugly fat old men you're good.
Otherwise if you want an actual committed relationship you are fucked.

>>54842317
リュ

>>54842347
(-‸ლ)

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>Become aware of bug in script three hours ago
>Only just fix it

Relieved but also still full of residual anger. Would like to lash out at something.

lonely, bored

Alcohol doesn't really hit the spot anymore.

>trump and sanders favourites in new hampshire

why is that the crazy state?

>>54842335
was it your mum?

>>54842260
absolute reddit movie

>>54842358
<(0)._.(0)>

>>54842285
yeh i killed myself last week

why are australians better looking than brits?

vitamin D?

>>54842395
People are fooking sick of establishment politicians, m8.

>>54842395
>not wanting the memiest election of all memes

>>54842387
You need some Burial lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v27jdRub2GQ

>>54842424
ϞϞ(๑ ․̫ ๑)∩

>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
baka

>>54842442
not in Iowa

>>54842445
¢:

>>54842484
卅(•‿•)卅

>>54842468
And just how close was Sanders and Trump there?

>>54842443
never said that

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>>54842424

hello a (You) would be nice

>:o

>>54842495
(べ:

>>54842529
ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ ︵ ┻━┻

>>54842527
:3

>>54842342
Really should have realised gay relationships are no different, my mistake lad.

>>54842527
(Me)

>>54842517
Is that a guy?

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>being gay

>>54842562
>>54842581
good lads

it's all go gone a bit pete tong in here int it lads

>>54842501
cruz rubio and trump are almost square

clinton is the only contender for democrats

>I'm gay
bit gay don't you think

>>54842533
literally a horse with steroid injections

>>54842537
ミ’)

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guess what one is me

>I'm gay
>bit gay don't you think
bit gay

>>54842645
>>54842598
I like qt boys, not stinky axewound jews

>>54842623
Stop talking fooking SHITE!

>>54842690
how am i wrong

>>54842666
please be the one on the left :3

>>54842654
|0⊖0)

>>54842666
the one emitting blue flames?

Do you want to see something funny, lads?

The German government website is available in a new language, can you guess what it is?

http://www.bundestag.de/ar/

>>54842666
number 2 pls

>>54842721
esperanto

Has anyone ever gone knackers deep in another bloke's arsehole?

>>54842712
>>54842719
no i'm the qt gril

( ੈჰ ੈ)

>>54842733
yis

>>54842721
aryan?

>>54842205
big fan of braces desu

lads get this

polish people come here to be plumbers
but ukrainians come to poland to be plumbers

literally plumbers^-2

>>54842778
post willy

>>54842718
<’>レ<’>

>>54842666

The cuck behind the camera

>>54842829
(ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ・‥…━━━

>>54842721
Holy shit, how depressing. That's not funny, that's just sad.

>>54842721
this on /pol/ yet?

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>>54842666

>>54842945
hehe

>>54842945
saved

>>54842834
く。区:

>>54842721
>want people to integrate and obey the law
>intentionally prevent them by exclusively using a language they don't understand

racist yuo r of genious

>>54842942
>>54842951

>>54842721
You mean they translated a website?
>hurr durr fucking cucks

hi where are the naked boobs

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>this on /pol/ yet?

>>54843009
ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

>>54843031
this is /int/ senpai

>>54843031
should of screenshoted the page

>>54843092

>should of

>>54842942
>>>/pol/63576726

>>54843039
rasheed

>>54843020
yes, why should somebody have to try and learn the language of the country they want to live in.
Fucking paki

>>54843111
upvoted

Funky tune tbqh lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIi15PNtB-A

>>54843197
*reported and ignored*

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>>54843197

>>54843138
Learning languages takes years, translating the website allows everyone to be more inclusive right now

By feeling more "German" they'll be more inclined to learn the language

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>reminder to report & ignore shitposting

genuinely best time of my life was when I was a neet volunteer forcing myself to be optimistic about getting a good job and lying to myself about why I was failing

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>report
To who, I wonder?

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>>54843197

>>54843276
Mine was having a house to myself for the summer of 2013 which was fucking hot. Just spent it listening to music and drinking in the sunshine after a job well done at uni.

>>54843009
>>54843074
(๑•́ω•̀๑)

need to go shower
you win i guess

Odd thing happened today lads and I need your advice.

I was going to college today to have lunch with some people and I have an evening class. I messaged some girl I know and asked if she is in today, to which she said "yeah dude, why?".

Later in the day I was talking to someone and they told me that this girl had earlier said "Anon just text me asking if I'm in. I said no ahaha". I asked several people about this and they told me the same thing.

But she didn't say no to me. What the fuck?

>>54843386
she wants your willy

new thread

>>54842951
>>54842951
>>54842951
>>54842951

>>54843364
i gave up desu

you win

>>54843386
No one cares. Fuck off to Fagbook with this attention-seeking shit, you fucking creep.

>>54843426
mong

>>54843386
>dude
FOY

>>54843386
That skank thinks you're a loser and wants to seem cool and wicked in front of her faggot mates by pretending to be cunty towards you

>>54843122
>says the rasheed swords flag

fannyyy

>>54843386
She thinks you're a beta and doesn't want to associate with you

>>54843454
wew

\ \ \٩(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و/ / /

>>54843496
SEAXES

your flag looks liked a spooked ghost tbqh

>>54843426
>Desperately wanting attention for your unfunny tidbit this much

Erm, fuck off paki?

>>54843509
willyyy

Does this happen in your local area?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6ucGdTrP0Y

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getting stuck in something like this is probably my greatest fear.

yes okay i am actually going to do a shower now

i need to go out soon lmao

Just had a 4chan de ja vu

Woah

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>Why yes, I DO in fact use Reddit™ brand RedditFlags™!. How else would people identify me?

>I interact/reply to brits without reddit flags

lmao

>>54843591
I've done caving with passages that narrow, not as scary as it looks.

>>54843527
They're pears, you racist.

anyone else remember that lad who like to pour water on a certain part of his carpet and posted it here once?

>>54843582
>give it a shake

wahey! good banter

>>54843639
>once

>>54843582
lol beautiful

>>54843621

yeh me too but i said stuck you mong.

>>54843591
He was a bit of a mong tbqh.

>>54843659
got pictures?

Lads, get on the extra flag whatsapp group chat, got something to say to you all

>>54843683
>>54843674
mongmind

>>54843591
mine too

>>54843403
Wahey.

>>54843457
Rude.

>>54843463
I get where you're coming from but frankly a lot more people are saying "dude" these days.

>>54843475
But plenty of other people like me and express it, including her friends and those that would be considered popular and "normie".

>>54843522
Everytime we go out for drinks she usually spends a lot of the night talking to me. We have had dinner with each other. I don't think it's that.

>>54843699
not for u, sorry bb x

>>54843582
>>54843651
>>54843666

hahahah holy shit

I live literally 5 minutes from there

Hey i just met you and this is crazy

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>the extra flag whatsapp group chat

I miss cretinous melt desu

>>54843582

what the fuck, did he have a boner?

>>54843770
where is it, east ldn?

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Need one lads.
>Born in 1993 inb4 gramps

https://blog.twitter.com/2016/announcing-the-twitter-trust-safety-council

http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/02/09/twitter-unveils-new-trust-and-safety-council-featuring-feminist-frequency/

>>54843770
Rasheed

might cop this

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=618390976

>>54843871

fucking kill me

>>54843871
end my life

>>54843871
Twitter was already horrifically cancerous. I doubt they can make it much worse desu.

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Did a 20 minute presentation ad lib today lads

Froze a few times, repeated myself a few times, rambled about shite. I bet I have an ugly, nasally monotone voice too.

And all the while a 7/10 qt was watching me. What a nightmare.

>>54843386
she has a vagina so feels the need to do knobbish things to have something to tell people about, unlike lads who fob people off simply because they personally don't like them and the opinions of others have no impact on their decision

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feminists? nay, i have no beef with them so to speak

>>54843827
51°32'14.6"N 0°08'23.2"W

Having pancakes for tea and if you didn't I'm going to call you Rasheed.

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>>54843879

Suffering from diarrhea for the second time this uni year. What am I doing wrong? This is the first time I'm cooking for myself so it might have something to do with that. I do wash my hands with soap a lot though :(

>>54843974
It was fucking atrocious Alex.
I don't even think you'll get a grade for it because it was so bad
Everyone could tell you made it up on the spot

>>54843386
You need to give her the cold shoulder from now on

>>54844040
I had pancakes for lunch

>>54844039

you live 5 minutes from there?

FOB

>>54843871
kill my life

>>54844051
My name is Alan and we had to 'make it up on the spot' because if we just read off a script or powerpoint then we would get a shite grade

>>54843871
end my kill

>>54843879

waiting for a mod to introduce more nationalities and voices desu. Seems to be a massive lack in them

>>54844115
why is that fresh off boat?

>>54844097
Lunch also acceptable, good lad.

>>54843989
This actually, I did work experience with a girl who for some reason started claiming I was asking if I could come round her house for a sandwich.

Her mum worked at the somerfields where we were doing work experience and she was ordering me about and shit, So I'm pretty sure she did it because I told her to piss off when I was helping an old lady with her bags. As in "My MUM works here, how DARE you defy me!"

>>54844197

FUCK OFF BILLIONAIRE

>>54842285

Not close to either but 2 great-grandparents did,

I am very suicidal lol

>>54844145
>Alan
wew me too

>>54843974
next time bring little pages with notes for each slide on it.

>>54844173
not enough arabic for you rasheed?

>>54844226
FOP

What's a good ratio of dihydrocodeine to etizolam lads? Want to get a nice buzz

>>54844145
You're a div
that's why you write what you want to say in the speaker notes colloquially as you do the presentation, and then practice reading the speaker notes

high af lads

>>54841149
Who's this bellend who always puts the edition in the subject line?

Does anyone else resent the asinine popular expressions that normies come up with?

The deviation from established grammatical norms and nomenclature, for example "when bae does x", and then touting this abomination of the english language as the paragon of comedic value, is baffling beyond comparison.

The progenitors of these phrases all dress style themselves similarly too, and circulate them on all the same media platforms.

I feel frustrated when I encounter these troglodytes but ultimately feel quiescent; there is little end to be achieved in debating them.

>>54844145
>because if we just read off a script or powerpoint then we would get a shite grade

This doesn't mean you're meant to make it up on the spot, it means you're meant to learn it off by heart

>>54844259

No arabic voicepack so i cant make my Germans speak their new tongue

>>54844173
i think you can switch a setting so they use native languages, but i think it only applies automatically to new soldiers

Who /lent/ here? What yous giving up tomorrow?
Still thinking about what myself

>>54844364
I don't know,
I don't care,
All I know is you can take me there.

>>54844316
worst OP; always early as well

>>54844321
foat

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I think Daft Punk is okay

>>54844364
Orthodox here. Lent doesn't start for me just yet. Going to give up alcohol, caffeine, lie-ins and cheese. Possibly the gym too

>>54844364

was considering giving up chocolate cappuccino which i have monday to friday but i'm not so sure now :/

>>54844435
>290 posts
You know it's coming

>>54844452
FOY

/int/ has been far too sluggish since Alberto Barbosa died down. When will the next dank meme come piping out out of the oven?

>>54844459
>Orthodox
maxim

>>54844364
shagging

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmqhTynfCxg

SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE THE TWAT DOES

>>54844503
t. Reddit

>>54844468
I also want chocolate cappuccino :\

>>54844459
Hardcore. Was just going to give up alcohol myself
>>54844468
You should try. I'm not very religious but I do it to try and improve my self control

>>54844503
I thought Australia getting Khan'd was the new meme.

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>>54844503
The third wave of Kev is coming, I can feel it

>>54844560

(((((

>>54844582
Terrifying.

>>54844546
haha epic

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>/int/ went to shit after Alberto Barbosa

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>>54844543
give up wanking too if you want man mode

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>>54844553

>2016
>not appreciating memes

typical leaf

>>54844567
just isn't very funny or catchy 2bh

>>54844582
enjoyed these but they had their go already

>>54844510
What?

>>54844364
hey, my family is irish and have a tradition where they break lent on st. patricks day. do u do that as well?

just found out im gay lads

>>54844998
Shocked it took so long desu