>money isnt important
>personality is more important than looks and sex
>>I only listen to rap and hip hop praising money and sex
fucking normies dont have a clue what theyre talking about do they
Lads I need help with tinder
What witty opening liner do you use?
Also how long before you wait and ask someone for a drink? I usually go straight in for the kill or suggest i'm only after sex
don't understand these sorts or their train of logic
they talk as if people are machines and the state is just one big program where occasionally some of the software goes ary but its alright because the social engineers are there to fix it.
desu its just like the Soviet Union except instead of mechanical engineers running the show we have software engineers
that's already the case my man, have you seen any student city during term time? i could get on a bus full of students and the average IQ would barely be above the national average
>Set up the NHS
>Peacful decolonisation to help not bankrupt us, keep soft power via the commonwealth and no need to fight costly guerilla style independence wars.
>pro nuclear weapons
don't confuse old labour with this current pseudo 'old labour'
interesting how lefties ceaselessly spout about the alleged economic benefits of immigration (and struggle to produce any other tangible pro-arguments) when it was Thatcher and her cronies who constantly championed money above all else.
Wouldn't have thought these radical loony lefties would behave like their mortal enemy Thatcher.
>tfw too weird to live but too rare to die. a prototype never even considered for mass production.
Do gays find it hard to find partners? Because I knew a lesbian couple who seemed to be together for no other reason other than that they were gay. One was very pretty the other........not so much.
>Do gays find it hard to find partners?
If you're hot and want sex you're fine. If you're anyone and looking for sex with ugly fat old men you're good.
Otherwise if you want an actual committed relationship you are fucked.
>Become aware of bug in script three hours ago
>Only just fix it
Relieved but also still full of residual anger. Would like to lash out at something.
Odd thing happened today lads and I need your advice.
I was going to college today to have lunch with some people and I have an evening class. I messaged some girl I know and asked if she is in today, to which she said "yeah dude, why?".
Later in the day I was talking to someone and they told me that this girl had earlier said "Anon just text me asking if I'm in. I said no ahaha". I asked several people about this and they told me the same thing.
But she didn't say no to me. What the fuck?
getting stuck in something like this is probably my greatest fear.
>Why yes, I DO in fact use Reddit™ brand RedditFlags™!. How else would people identify me?
I get where you're coming from but frankly a lot more people are saying "dude" these days.
But plenty of other people like me and express it, including her friends and those that would be considered popular and "normie".
Everytime we go out for drinks she usually spends a lot of the night talking to me. We have had dinner with each other. I don't think it's that.
Need one lads.
>Born in 1993 inb4 gramps
Did a 20 minute presentation ad lib today lads
Froze a few times, repeated myself a few times, rambled about shite. I bet I have an ugly, nasally monotone voice too.
And all the while a 7/10 qt was watching me. What a nightmare.
she has a vagina so feels the need to do knobbish things to have something to tell people about, unlike lads who fob people off simply because they personally don't like them and the opinions of others have no impact on their decision
feminists? nay, i have no beef with them so to speak
Suffering from diarrhea for the second time this uni year. What am I doing wrong? This is the first time I'm cooking for myself so it might have something to do with that. I do wash my hands with soap a lot though :(
This actually, I did work experience with a girl who for some reason started claiming I was asking if I could come round her house for a sandwich.
Her mum worked at the somerfields where we were doing work experience and she was ordering me about and shit, So I'm pretty sure she did it because I told her to piss off when I was helping an old lady with her bags. As in "My MUM works here, how DARE you defy me!"
Does anyone else resent the asinine popular expressions that normies come up with?
The deviation from established grammatical norms and nomenclature, for example "when bae does x", and then touting this abomination of the english language as the paragon of comedic value, is baffling beyond comparison.
The progenitors of these phrases all dress style themselves similarly too, and circulate them on all the same media platforms.
I feel frustrated when I encounter these troglodytes but ultimately feel quiescent; there is little end to be achieved in debating them.
>because if we just read off a script or powerpoint then we would get a shite grade
This doesn't mean you're meant to make it up on the spot, it means you're meant to learn it off by heart
The third wave of Kev is coming, I can feel it
>not appreciating memes
just isn't very funny or catchy 2bh
enjoyed these but they had their go already