/brit/ - The Phone Tapping Edition

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crayon pop

Does anyone here have a genuine disability?

Azusa

Sometimes just feel like life isn't worth living

>>54820639
I haven't retained full use of my mixing finger

>>54820664

Solid 9.

yes, that's right my little Atlantic cod stocks... Squabble amongst yourselves....


Soon it will be time for overfishing

>>54820639
I'm a registered dwarf.

>He hasn't discovered the magic of blackgf yet

Had a dream that I lost my virginity to some girl I know. I'm seeing her today and she sometimes asks me if I've dreamed about her...

>>54820639
thankfully not

although i haven't seen a doctor for 17 years so who knows what could be wrong with me haha

>>54820664
What's her personality like

hobnobs

Business idea: Cod Socks

>>54820718
Love a good hob nob

Holy fuck lads I've got this small bump just above my lip and I caught it with my teeth and it hurts so much what the fuck

tsumugi kotobuki

Business idea: Stick a bunch of white children in a room with a bunch of pakis and seal the doors for a week.
We make it pay-per-view

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>receive letter from HMRC
>oh lawd
>open letter
>You have over paid your tax for this year by £2,200 please find enclosed this cheque

>>54820743
amazing story mate you got time to tell it again?

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>Holy fuck lads I've got this small bump just above my lip and I caught it with my teeth and it hurts so much what the fuck

>rasheeds trying to make up stories to make them feel better about how shit their lives are

bit sad

>>54820772
Holy fuck lads I've got this small bump just above my lip and I caught it with my teeth and it hurts so much what the fuck

Business idea: cellotape my balls to the bottom of my arse and jump of a ladder onto them

me on the right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pem0IO6PUk

having a delicious homemade soup for lunch

Eat your runt fodder, runts

>>54820712
It's a sign lad

>>54820057
But Darts is great too

rorkes on damage control

>>54820765
Channel 4 did that once, all these kids in a fat country house living on their own

got shut down because it got so many complaints hahaha

Holy fuck lads I've got this small lip just above my bump and I caught it with my teeth and it hurts so much what the fuck

>>54820771
Spend it on escorts and weed haha

>>54820809
Why are you having lunch at breakfast time.

Islam means peace. Remember that.

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>having a delicious homemade soup for lunch at 11:25am

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me on the right

>>54820843
I do, peace among fellow Muslims. Everyone else gets beheaded.

Holy fuck lads my gf's got this small bump just above her vag lips and I caught it with my teeth and she says it hurts so much what the fuck

>>54820842
Breakfast is at 7am you rotten plankton

Probably gonna get a fedora for this but what they teach in school is literally shit.

Why do I need to know about the great fire of London but not how to get a Mortgage?

Gonna eat some minge for dinner haha

lads there's some proper slags on r/gonewild

got to say as much as I hate Reddit their porn is top notch, proper specific fetishes and that

>>54820875
>peace among fellow Muslims
except not really lol

>>54820888
>Getting a mortgage
Middle class cunt

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*Your daughter runs up to your chair, while you're britposting*

>Daddy, where's kev?

>Kev... is on holiday

>Are we not going with him?

*You hold back tears, she's so innocent. But they roll down your cheeks anyway*

>Kev...Kev has had a hard life. He needs to be alone.

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>Why do I need to know about the great fire of London but not how to get a Mortgage?

>>54820888
ye we should teach kids in year 2 how to get a mortgage

>>54820888
Pub quizzes
Nah but if nobody teaches history then it'd get forgotten tbf
I agree with you though that we're not taught certain important things like handling finances or even ruddy nutrition

think I'm hallucinogenic to something in papa john's pizzas lads

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Interesting study lads.

Asian Husband / White Wife make the highest combined average income.
White Husband / Asian Wife makes the second highest.

Why do you think this is?

Holy fuck lads I got this small bump just above my left ball sack and my dog caught it in it's teeth and it hurts so good corr blimey!

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>>54820963
wtb asian gf

didn't realise how fucking whammo tuna actually were lads

I thought one tin was like 1 fish haha thought it was mental people caught them with pole and line thought it must have taken them forever lol

>>54820963
Whites and Asians were made to balance with each other. Like Yin and Yang.

>>54820963
Only Asians able to marry whities are high-performing ones, and thus the only whites able to marry them in turn are also moving in high-performing circles.

>>54820813
We might be getting on a lash on Friday too

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>whammo tuna

having a toast sandwich lads haha x

>>54820888
oh fuck off you utter mollusc

enjoy paying off that mortgage with no job because you weren't educated well enough to qualify for one you cretin

Oy vey students of course you need a mortgage *rubs hands* I could sell you one right now hehe, great fire of london? goy you don't need to learn that, just make sure my brother Solomon's debt repayments are on time hehehe

>>54820664
Post more of this gamete goddess.

>>54821026
this, why would a white girl marry a poor paki?

haven't been on in a few days lads

what have i missed

>>54821026
m8 most white male / asian female couples I see are some working class middle aged man and his nail salon worker wife.

>>54821069
asians usually refers to east asians in yankistan

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1454620462823.webm

Need to shag a paki

>>54821059
yeah m8 the periodic table comes in real useful at my job.

>>54821076
Gimme the source or I'll call the Janny on you NOOOOW!

Might not get out of bed desu

Might just wait and go to my 3pm lecture instead

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>>54821078

@54821148
fuck off you utter runt you've posted these so many fucking times they are meaningless

everyone has seen them, no one cares anymore

kill yourfuckingself

>>54820963
An Asian man has to have mad cash flowing out his arse to be able to date white girls. Not even Elliot Rodgers had enough.

And white men who are high earners like doctors and scientists are likely to be nerdy and like asian girls.

>>54820690
get back in your mud hut. nigger.

>>54821129
well it would if you were a chemist you utter fucking troglodyte

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>>54821187

>>54821196
> not even Elliot Rogers had enough
Was he supposed to be some sort of billionaire?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35531436
wtf

>>54821196
A surpreme gentleman

Housemate is shagging his gf

Sounds like he's just shagging a wall though it's weird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2rTafbQepg

feel a bit shitty, like I've got half a cold. It's not bad enough to stop me doing anything but it's fucking annoying. What kind of little runty pathogen causes this I wonder

>pancake day
>sweeties
>kanon 2006

today's gonna be a good day lads

Had a dream last night where I was going out with a trannie

Kinda weird but it felt fine

Not sure how to feel

>>54820639
psychosis if that counts

>>54821212

>racism

>>54821140
>>54820664

>>54821196
Nah they were very well off though.

His dad was a film maker who's been the assistant director on a lot of big films. His mother was a scientist.

>>54820639
I'm a proper lazy cunt lmao

>>54820639
got a mild stutter, you can't really tell. Wondering if I can act like it's bad and claim disability on it though desu.

>>54821310
Is natural.

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can feel it now

>>54821310
whose computer did you steal in order to post here? the president's? i bet he's the only one in your country with a computer

give it back, he needs it for diplomacy and shit

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Look where the UK is!

Fucking how

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Worried I'm getting stupider lads.

Is the brain a use it or lose it kinda deal?

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>ghana

>>54821380
pakis are bringing us down

>>54821380
Ok number 2

>when you get a call about a job you applied for but you're doing a poo and you're desperately holding everything in so they don't hear

>>54821406
>14th

I am the eggman

>>54821388
I think it happens as you get older

I feel a bit more retarded every single day

It's either because I'm getting older or the drugs, one of them

>>54821414
I call them back 20 minutes later and try finding a different excuse :3

>>54821388
The brain is a muscle get to work
t. Neurosurgeon

>>54821310
t. Fuse ODG

>>54821430
Taxi driver, I'm the egg man

>>54821380
we've climbed like 14 places in the last few years 2bh

>>54821388
read more books

seriously, it helps

>>54820570

but this conversation actually exists?

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>eating some sausages
>check package
>54%pork

>>54821468
>>54821430
they are the eggmen

>>54821493
fuck off murderer

>http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=wordsworth+classics

>buy ALL of these
>put them on a bookshelf
>instantly look smart

>>54821306
Caused by drugs?

>>54821349

Its actually embarrassing how many Aussie birds I've met here who claim to have boyfriends then jump at the first chance they get to be with a real man

>>54821508
>hatman.jpg

>>54821510
Nah had it before I took drugs. Psychotic depression, got it from really bad depression and anxiety. Still take drugs though which I probably shouldn;t.

I don't get hallucinations from psychedelics anymore which I chalk down to that.

If you ever want to know what psychosis is like it's like a bad trip.

>>54821508
meme tier literature desu

>>54821505
celery -chomping cuckboi

>>54821532
glad you're enjoying yourself with our women, i've completely gone off them myself, they're all slags

i like a nice hunky bloke meself

>>54821380
>>>
> Anonymous 02/09/16(Tue)11:35:51 No.54821228 ▶
0.916
100th anniversary of the 1916 Rising.
Coincidence?
Maybe...

>>54821538
>>54821568
>mfw i get all the girls and you don't

glued my hand to my tummy by accident again

>>54821609

>Anonymous 02/09/16
>9/16

>>54821641
>implying youll ever get girls into your bedroom in the first place

>>54821380
Most of the higher countries don't need a military

>>54821641
I get all the girls, I get all the girls.

>He thinks Asian girls will like him.

>he thinks any girls will like him

>>54821690
>bedroom

you mean HOUSE lmao

>he thinks girls will like him

any other /notgay/'s in the thread?

must be at least one or two surely

>>54821778
> apostrophes on your plurals
you fucking savage little runt

>>54821474
What books?

>>54821760
sorry, your mums house

>Standard of living

Is that that meme ranking that takes into account mandatory years of schooling and how much a country recycles?

how do I get girls to like me

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>>54821727
delet this

>>54821789
i dunno, whatever you like, fucking christ

>>54821778
I'm straight.

>>54821772
>8/9 meme points
>miles
>what is IHDI

>>54821835
Give them money.

Just let it happen guys. It's not going to hurt the more you get use to it.

>>54821772
>miles

the difference is virtually nothing

>>54821835
have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money

>>54821837
lmao what a fkin looser get a life lol

>>54821835
don't know lol

>>54821853
>what is IHDI


You tell me

>>54821693
Exactly what I thought lol

>>54821878
it is when your country is curry central and not getting any better.

>>54821798
nah i left yours last night m8 haha #rekt

>>54821837
you're as much of a useless failure as mina is

The vendor I bought my speed from just told me he sent me meth instead. should I still take it? he's not refunding but sending me a free gram next time I order

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>>54821835
Be one of the best memers in /brit/

Bitches love memes

might do a wee in a bit

>>54821772
Yeah that's still most of the countries

Germany spends less on their military than the UK

The gap between the UK and France (two countries with a very similar standard of living) is smaller than the gap between the UK and Germany (which you seem to imply have a huge difference in their standard of living)

>>54821899
lmao total lad xD

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jesus christ, how horrifying

>>54821901
where is this "curry central"?

could kill for a vindaloo rn

>>54821918
very creative

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>>54821894
fuck off pasta nigger
>>54821928
who are you?

>>54821931
>pay for silver, get gold instead

Nah definitely don't take it lad.

>>54821946
Why the fuck do you spend so much on military when you can't even stop poles and pakis flooding your country?

>>54821931
try a very small amount

Why do people talk about celebrating cultures and diversity when they also call for no borders and that everyone is the same? Without strong borders and immigration control, you don't get cultures to celebrate because it all becomes one melting pot. It gets to the point where nations are nothing more than political boundaries and waving flags is meaningless. You're just random people at happen to live in a random political boundary.
It doesn't make sense

>>54821931
Yeah try a bit, it's only midday

>>54821958
Densely populated "Asian" areas in "Great" Britain.

>>54821973
Already took it before I knew it was meth. Just feels like a really clean version of speed 2bh.

>>54822005
>>54821982
It's pretty good. Very clear headed, just really really clean speed really.

>>54821996
a lot of things don't make sense to you lefties

>>54821931
did it purposefully to get you hooked

throw it out

>>54821931
i wish the police jailed everyone who sells on purchases off these sights

fucking disgraceful.

>>54821691

Most of them are Nato alligned. They don't have to pay their bills so they reinvest gov spending from the US subsidization of their military security.

>>54821977
Dunno I'm not the guy that gets to decide

Beards are still cool right lads?

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>>54822054
agreed, drugs are highly degenerate

>>54821931
I hope you get addicted and ruin your life. Fucking cretin.

>>54822065
you need to exit the eu asap

>>54822075
Rasheed

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>>54822075

>>54822075
its man braids now

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>>54821953
Hey you guys!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Average Asian White couple

>>54822054
>I let politicians who snort coke decided what I can and can't get in my body

>>54822053
Thought that myself mate. Though I can't see myself getting addicted to it, it's not very good.

Much prefer a joint or two.

>>54822098
Highly unlikely

>>54822101
Oh shit, thanks for that mate, I'll let Cameron know

>meth junkie ITT right now

literally off yourself

>>54822144

it's just a plant bro, it grows in the ground!!!!!! lmao

drank 3 bottles of wine last night and only got 2 hours sleep ffs

>>54822157
t. man browsing anime website at 12:07 on a Tuesday

>>54822171
wine wakes me up desu

>>54822176
t. Junkie

>>54822075
Nah it's all about stubble and five o'clock shadow these days.

>>54822087
I find it funny how the guy who people who talk about degeneracy look up to (Hiter) who himself was a speed and morphine addict.

>>54822157
Haven't took speed in months lad. Got myself some for function not recreation.

>>54821953
Steve Bruce getting a tad excited there.

its snowing lads

>>54822127
>uk won't condemn that walking teacosy
>trump refused entry

what the actual fuck, england...

>UK votes to leave EU
>Cameron spends a month negotiating the leaving terms
>comes back and announces "don't worry lads I've got a cracking deal"
>"we can still keep our freedom of movement with the EU and free trade with only 90% of the necessary laws we needed before"

>there are people ITT who think legalising drugs is a good idea

yeah lets make highly addictive opioids and methamphetamine legal, what could go wrong!

>>54822227
piss off eye-tie

>>54822233
Why are you blaming England when the Scots started the anti-Trump petition and the SNP supported it in parliament?

>>54822221

>speed and morphine addict.

in a complete different era. we didn't even know smoking was bad then.

>>54822260
don't give a poo about drugs but if i had to decide i'd legalise them just to annoy pakis lol

>>54822233
>trump refused entry
false

>>54822260
>what could go wrong!

not much? not like it being illegal stops anyone

>>54822260
those people are morons

I believe they should be decriminalised, and junkies treated like ill people rather than criminals

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>>54822289
>I must leap to the defence of my hero

There is literally nothing wrong with the EU except they love immigrants. but that will change as far right parties are gaining ground in the EU parliament.

You are scared of globalism when in reality if Europe ever wants to be a superpower and challenge the world we need to unite.

>>54822260
How is it not a good idea? It will boost the economy by making less people in prison, more room for prisons, tax and it would also cut down organised crime.

Portugal had a heroin problem and they decided to decriminalise drugs and then after that they no longer had a problem.

Studies show that legalising drugs cuts addiction.

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For every 100 right swipes, I probably get 1 in return on tinder

>>54822305
that's stupid, we should lock them in a cage because drugs can ruin your life

>>54822289
Except we knew the dangers of speed and morphine back then.

>>54821996
the thing is because of 'history' the WASP culture will always be held as the oppressive and dominant culture. As such, 'marginalised' cultures such as Islam will be seen as those that need to be protected. Once this melting pot happens, christian culture will disappear in favour of foreign cultures that will constantly be seen as marginalised

i think i might make it lads

>>54822317
I'm pretty sure the fact that it's illegal encourages people, especially the young, to try drugs because it makes it cool

I certainly know that was part of the appeal when I first did it haha

just did a fantastic poo

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For every right swipe, I probably get 100 in return on tinder

>>54822337

nope.

and he was fighting a war. churchill was awake 19 hours a day in his war rooms. you're a scrounging neet.

>>54822333
taking drugs is a symptom of a bigger problem

fix that and that's one less druggie
don't fix it, and they'll be stealing shit until they die or get thrown in prison

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>>54822289

>>54822317
No it's a bad organisation that prevents nation states from ruling themselves

>>54822260
a bunch of morons get removed from the gene pool and humanity evolves

>>54822321
>>54822386
I made a tinder account and used it regularly for a week, and literally nobody ever swiped me. Not once.

all this drug talk has reminded me I've got a couple of diazepams left

time to relax

>>54822390
>but he neeeeeeds them

>>54822462
where do you degenerates get your benzos from?

>>54821118
Dear oh dear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Vl3jDYLBP4

Feels outta this world lads.

>>54822487
benzo shop

>>54822458
> mfw 120 matches in a week of using tinder
> profile is completely blank
> only have 1 photo
god I love being pretty

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>>54822458
HAHAHAHAH

>>54822305
Agreed mate. There should also be designated drug facilities where people can go to get free test kits, clean syringes and where they can test purity.

>>54822382
That's what I mean though. It will stop young people taking them.

>>54822390
Speed isn't even that dangerous in low doses mate. It's literally a housewife drug that people take to clean their rooms.

Like I said I don't take it for recreation. I take it to help me focus when I am doing artwork and studying.

Fuck they still even give speed to pilots doing long journies. It's a wonderful drug that when used with respect can be do more good than harm.

>>54822462
What dose?

>>54822487
I can buy 1000 x 10mg diazepam tablets for 350 quid. Benzos are really popular in UK and you can find them anywhere really.

If you stuggle to get them just ask any students or just buy these:
https://www.buckledbonzi.co.uk/flubromazepam-4mg

which are just as safe as diazepam and are legal.

>>54822305
Drug users should just be put down. They will never be normal anyway.

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>I'm a student

literally translated as

>I'm a pretentious nonce who paid the government £30,000 for a piece of paper which says i can do thing


"italian please mate"- me, telling you what bread i want whilst you're behind the counter in Subway.

>>54822523
>lets not only decriminalise drug use but actively encourage it too!
Brilliant idea, I'm sure this won't lead to a Russia-tier drug problem.

off to do a wee

be right back

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>>54822592
>Paying for your tuition

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>I post about students everyday
translated as

>I got rejected from a shit uni because of my raging autism

>>54822592
to be honest, for me it's just because i don't want to face the real world for a few years

might even do a phd to delay it as long as possible

>>54822566
there's a 99% chance that you're a drug user

>>54822592
>be in uni
>start telling everyone how the world should work
>everything should be free
>let in all the darkies
>have a warped view of the world due to delusion
>easily offended due to safe spaces
>leave uni thinking you're on top of the world
>delusion meets reality

>>54822637
There are plenty of raging autists at universities, he's probably just a bit dim.

>>54822653
Nah lad.

>>54822613
It cut down drug use and overdoses and deaths in Portugal when they did it. In fact there is a government coalition at this moment researching and looking into the case in Portugal to see if decriminalising drugs would be good for UK.

Why do you want addicts to be using unclean syringes? Why do you want people to not get free test kits so they can see if their drug has been cut with something that might kill them?

Can't remember last time I dreamt

>>54822637
they literally cater to autism in uni these days

>>54822690
do you drink coffee or alcohol?

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you lot are not "lads" at all are you?

Drugs are bad, m'kay?

>>54822723
No.

>>54822751
what constitutes being a lad?

thinking about going and getting myself hit by a car just so i can spend a few nights in hospital because i'm bored

>>54822706
It would be better to discourage people from taking drugs in the first place. Providing needles/test kits would encourage people to do it more as they'd think it was more "healthy".

>>54822751
We are young males

>>54822775
i'm not, neither is cali.

Someone post the lad starter pack image. The one with the Yorkie bar and all that shit.

>>54822751
i'm a lad, but not a lad's lad

>>54822761
well then you're a weirdo and probably going to be a serial killer someday, and therefore worse than drug users

important poll
https://strawpoll.me/6769796

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biggest loser itt

i identify as an intersectional atheism+ fedora.

>>54822751
my preferred title is "Puppetmaster, hunter of runt", but you can call me lad if you like

it's not as if anything you do matters anyway

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>02/09/16

I'm pretty sure the date on 4chan wasn't always in yank format

>>54822284
>trumps mother is scottish
>refuse him entry

what the actual fuck is going on in europe. is russia putin something in your gas or something?

>>54822816
might as well just kill yourself

>>54822816
I bet I am a strong competitor.

>>54822834
#illridewithyou

>>54822834
he wasn't refused entry

>>54822787
Get bucked, fucks

>>54822834
bit of a mong aren't you

>>54822751
I'm a topshop man

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>I'm a topshop man

doing my best

>>54822834
>Bruce """""""""knowledge of current affairs""""""""""""

>>54822901
your best isn't good enough

doing a simulation

might be having a female developer join my team at work, lads
*tries to flick my fingers but just makes an awkward flapping noise*
heh

>>54822773
As long as they are around people will always take drugs. You can't stop it so you best just try and cut down the amount of deaths possible

Why hasn't piers just taken his own life yet

It must be a painful existence

Most degenerate thing you've ever done?

I've put a tranny's cock in my mouth for all of 5 seconds and I like to eat ass

havin a toasted hot cross bun lads xx

>>54822923
your scathing words glance off my armoured flesh since i know i'm doing my best and that's all that matters to me

>Taking degenerate drugs like speed and meth and not non degenerate drugs like MDMA and LSD

>>54822773
no it reduces disease and death

>>54822959
lucky

>>54822959
Noice lad. Hope it has lots of raisins and currants in it.

>>54822956
>I like to eat ass

fuck off murderer

>>54822960
deep down you know it's true
no matter how hard you try, it'll never be good enough

>>54822971
MDMA is literally speed with an added chain. It's also worse for you than speed. Downregulates your receptors a whole lot more.

>>54822929
madman

>>54822956
I once ran over a guy in a parking lot and dumped the body on a golf course

>>54822971
MDMA makes me feel like shit afterwards and is too associated with giganormie twats for my tastes.


LSD and speed are the true drugs of a patrician.

>I care what other people put in their mouth
why don't you just worry about your own sad little life and no the lives of others

>>54822941

a girl i went to college with calls her development team "the autistic nerds" because every time any woman goes down to ask them something they act like incredibly awkward autists.

development teams truly are autism personified, i suppose you have to be in order to be a successful code monkey

>>54822974
Good lad

>>54822987
for you

thinking of going to greggs lads

>>54822942
It's a balance between coping with those that do take drugs and actively discouraging it. People in the UK love escapism/drugs so I think decriminalising it would be a bad move here, it would compound our (already pretty bad) mental health problems.

Just had a dream I went to a house party with stormzy

Smh

>>54823008
riveting tale

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>Drug users

>>54822956
once had sex with a girl while she was passed out drunk and then cut off all her hair and stuffed it in her mouth

>>54822971
>>54822996
>tfw mandy will never be a normie drug here

>yeah dude peace out legalise weed haha peace and love xx

yeah what britain needs is more retarded stoner potheads wandering out

>>54822989
mdma and speed have different effects. Pointing out that they're structurally related is quite irrelevant.

>>54823067
there wouldn't be more though, there'd be less if anything

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What do?

girl that used to go to the same school as me now works as a receptionist where I work. In school all she did was fuck around and suck dicks and thought she was better than everyone. she literally takes orders from me now for minimum wage. dumb cunt

>>54823096
font

>>54823008
I do alright toeing the line between absolute nerd and normie tbf
Although when I did software in college there was only one girl at the start and she quit half way because a massive black lad kept getting creepy with her

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>>54823096
>o2

>>54822996
Speed, ketamine and lsd/shrooms is the holy trinity.
>>54823035
Right fair point. But, tell me why do we teach the wrong things about drugs in school? We give kids misinformation, so that when they do try drugs they feel like "hey they lied to me! maybe other drugs aren't as bad as they are made out to be also!" because we demonise drugs to kids, we don't teach them safe, functional and proper use. If we did, there would be far fewer ODs and far fewer kids turning to other drugs when they try ones.

We need proper drug education not "take on tab of acid and you'll think you are a glass of orange juice"

>>54823068
I know but it's the same family albeit making it hypocrtical to say one is worse than the other. Speed has a similar mechanism of action but instead of flooding serotonin in your brain it floods norepinephrine and dopamine which recover much faster than serotonin

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Reminder that Swedish and Somalian racemixing is good

racemixing is an abomination and a sin

>>54823143
WOOF WOOF AWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHO IS THIS SEMEN COCK SCHLOCK AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>54823167
try and stop me

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>>54823143
>>54823167
If race mixing is so wrong, why do I want to put my willy in a light brown qt so badly?

>>54823143
Skin looks like shit though. So no.

>>54823143
>t. ugly shitskin

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>>54823193
>>54823194
post your blotchy pigskin whitey

>>54823192
alri chang

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>racemixing is an abomination and a sin

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>>54823192
>why do I want to put my willy in a light brown qt so badly?

Because there is something seriously wrong with you

>>54823134
>I know but it's the same family albeit making it hypocrtical to say one is worse than the other.
no it doesn't? like you said they do quite different things in terms of function, their "family" is irrelevant.

only people who want to fuck dark meat are negros
this is a fact

>>54823143
ugly paki
>>54823192
ugly paki
@54823220
ugly paki

>>54823263
>>54823263
>>54823263
>>54823263
>>54823263

>>54823248
That image doesn't take half castes into account though.

>>54823248
fabricated data lmao white wimmin LOVE That sweet sweet BBC don u ben denying white boi honke fuck

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>Me on fire

>>54823286
Half breeds are sub humans, not deserving a classification.