>tfw it hits you that literally every capital city is a shithole
Name one that isn't
T. "I've never been abroad" buger
Low muslim population.
Stuff to do.
Not full of SJWs.
A place where foreigners would like to visit and not return home repulsed by what they've seen.
You want those places on a random Spanish/Greek island that is full of British/Irish bars, show preseason friendlies, full of slags and actually have places so subhuman that they sell slices of pizza individually for 2 euro a piece.
Aka, the shame of Europe.
>Not even 20%
Meanwhile my little shithole sits at a comfy 0.02% muslim, soon your flag isn't the only thing thats gonna look like a fucked up germany.
Yeah, if you want to spend around $1200 per month living in a box that you need to shell out 6 month's rent before hand for deposit and "gifts to the landowner" just to move in.
also full of NEETS and dipshits. But then you'll probably think maid cafes are paradise, fucking weeb.
Shut up you, Washington is fucking fantastic.
You get to enjoy the safest freeway in the land (as it usually moves at around 5mph during rush time) and the crack you get from the black neighborhoods are top notch and great value for money.
Isn't it 100% Muslim by now?
Can you actually imagine living on the beach waiting for a fresh boatload of subhumans to wash up right below you - disappointed that it isn't Italy?
Singapore is the only capital in the world that's not a shithole if you're willing to not make a deal out of the fact the entire country is the capital.
>virtually no degeneracy
And don't even try to imply the authoritarianism is enough of a con to make it a shithole. The laws are backed by tough fines/sentences but are not unfair/oppressive and all of them are what makes the country safe and rich.
*LONG, MEANINGLESS LESSON ALERT*
My best guess on to why that is is that it would be an utter and total pain in the ass to even attempt state capital functions amongst the NY shitstorm. Same reason Texas's capital is Austin *coughcoughAUSTINSUCKSANDISFULLOFTUMBRITESANDHIPPIEScoughcough* and not Houston. Also, NY is a very dangerous place, not unlike Houston (7 murders a day y'all) and so it's not the ideal place for politicians that are semi-important; but not enough so for protection, and as we all know; politicians are huge pussies.
Washington DC is not really that bad 2bh.
they have the highest crime rate in brazil. everything closes at 10pm because everyone is afraid of being murdered. Inside bus terminals and other things that are open until more tham 10 pm, they are closed with iron bars and the police stays inside.
Vilnius? Or is it too soviet?
Otherwise, St. Paul isn't terrible (sucks compared to Minneapolis tb.h)
Any city-state capital in Yurop
I imagine Gaborone is aight, maybe Luanda as well
it was also build in the middle of desert just like las vegas. the ''city'' is just a lot of empty space with big buildings for politicians, and favelas surrounding it
>not a shithole
>tfw we went a few weeks in 2015 with no murders
It was nice, but the news had nothing to talk about. Also it isn't 7 anymore we are relatively safe by global standards and very safe by american standards.
A lot of state capitals are nice. But yeah, Denver might be the best.
Santa Fe and Montpelier are nice, and they are fair representatives of their respective states.
Only 5% of the population is immigrants, and most of them are actually French people. You won't find a whiter capital in most first world countries.
Santa Fe is nice, I'm not disputing that. It's a total microcosm of true SW lifestyle though and isn't really accurate of the rest of the state. And this is coming from someone who loves NM. ABQ is a shithole. Most of NW NM is a shithole (cough cough Aztec/Farmington) From Carson National forest to Cimarron to Santa Fe is GOAT. Lincoln national forest is GOAT. Gila National forest is GOAT. But a lot of NM is scary.
I am immune to the memes and shitposts of 4chan. so here is a mouthful of truth.
the memes for
but it's Topeka, Kansas and Jefferson City, Missouri that are the capitals until the KC coup d'etat
It had potential to become one of the leading cities in the world. Now it's not as nearly as good as it used to be in the past.
>kansas city isn't the capital of kansas
>turns out it isn't even in kansas
WHY DO AMERICANS KEEP DOING THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEE