You die and are reborn in one of these countries. Which

>>54801275
UK

>>54801275
The U.S.

>>54801275
Canada

>>54801324
chicano

Canada

they are the same

>>54801275
I'll take the US again. Basically just because the awful weather in Canada tho. We also have better hockey teams here in the States.

US. Canada seems better to live in but who wants to say "I'm Canadian"? It's not as if the ladies would find that attractive. Canada is a rather feminine country, known for being the "nice guys" of the world. It's not very exciting. USA on the other hand with its wild west and military connotations could be (when I leave the country, I mean).

>>54801275
which state or province?

i'm good with either

Newfoundland>Florida>Other southern states>other maritime provinces>other American states>Other Canadian provinces

But really, normies don't move here.

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>>54801659
>but who wants to say "I'm Canadian"? It's not as if the ladies would find that attractive. Canada is a rather feminine country, known for being the "nice guys" of the world. It's not very exciting. USA on the other hand with its wild west and military connotations could be

Canadia because they are the saner version of the country that is their pants

and they speak the better language, only partially but it's a start

>>54801275
US, Canada is for cucks. The only province worth saving is Alberta, maybe BC but they have all those chinese people in Van.

If I can't have Minnesota, then anywhere in Canada.

burgerland, why would anyone ever want to be a fucking leaf

>>54802036
>>54802126
>Minnesota
>Alberta, maybe BC

Awful choices tb.qh

>>54801275
US of A

at least I can eat good burgers and get to shoot a real gun.

Canada. i hate flag that have blue colour on it

>>54802307
>and get to shoot a real gun
aww yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlgtYDt7c6U
you know what's up

Canada.
So many lakes for good fishing.

Canada

>>54802154
>has quite a few (though admittedly not all) of the things that make the US good without most of the retardation
just leaf my shit up senpai

>>54801275
America

>>54801275
If rich or middle income, US. If poor, Canada.

>>54802957
Should be the opposite, if you're poor here it's harder to find work. At least failures can join the military in your country. If you're rich here you bang Asian sluts all day.

>>54803303
What if asians are not my thing? Should I not come at all?

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>>54803349
There are other options. I find our women care more about their appearance though and are skinnier than a lot of Americans. Except the maritimes, they are fatties.

>>54803303
Just cause Canada has much better social services... public healthcare and education specially. In the US, you can get the best of the best if you can afford to pay for private.

>>54803564
>education

memes. You beat us in literacy I think

>>54803303
>If you're rich here you bang Asian sluts all day.

Poor people do that too

Depends if I get to choose what province/state I'm born in.

>>54801659
>who wants to say "I'm Canadian"
Everybody
Americans aren't special. Canadians aren't special either but at least we're likable.

>>54803614
Thats interesting. I have done quite a bit of business and travel in Canada. Seems to me that the average Canadian is better educated than average Murrifat. But maybe thats totally off.

USA USA USA

>>54803819
its weird how on the internet your inner douchebag shines though

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>>54804004
Your mum likes my inner douchebag

>>54804063
No my mom likes some scottish guys inner douchebag.

>>54801275

Canada, although I imagine it would be pretty comfy to live in Southern USA.

Canada, in Quebec precisely.

>>54801275
>Estados Unidos
>Chinada

Fucked either way.

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>>54804126
>I imagine it would be pretty comfy to live in Southern USA.

Maybe not for you

US

>>54802260
>from minnesota
Fuck you, why u say dis

>>54804197
Somolians

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>>54801275
United States of America.
I would rather BE American than just talk about and compare myself to them all the time.
>>54801659
>who wants to say "I'm Canadian"?
Gay people and, apparently, Chinese """"""""""people"""""""""".

>>54804337
"Make America great again!"(Made in China)

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>>54804393
Good one, Mayor Ford.
Made in Canada is right.
Here's your treat.

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>>54804126

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>>54804481
I..uh.. thought everyone forgot

am I reborn wealthy?

If yes: US
If no: Canada

I dont like shoveling snow and I feel like I would have to do it a lot more in canada

Canada

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>>54804568
Who could possibly forget Rob Ford?
I'm just playing with you, btw.
You know we had a crack smoking mayor too, right?
Black guy, was the mayor of Washington DC.
As if we couldn't top Toronto.

>>54804393
All official Trump MAGA hats are made in the US, the ones that are made in China are actually immitations. If it were different somebody would have attacked him already.

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>>54804727
How the fuck does a crackhead get that fat?

>>54805039
Idk, but for a former crackhead, he looks pretty okay.

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>>54804807

LOCATIONS I'D LIKE TO REBORN IN POWER RANKINGS

1. Colorado, U.S.
2. Minnesota, U.S.
3. Anywhere New England
4. Calgary
5. Edmonton
6. California
7. Any other mountain state
8. The East Coast
9. Montreal
10. Texas
11. Ontario

100. Vancouver
101. The Midwest
102. The West Coast

9001. Any Dixie state
9000000001. Seattle

>>54805479
>Colorado
>Minnesota
I'm from Minnesota and I go to school in Colorado, transferring to Calgary next year... and my uncle in Vermont really wants me to visit. You mad?

>>54804727
I never realized how much he looks like Mr. Incredible

>>54801275
canada ofc

I'm in japan now in hotel near the Royal palace
What should I not miss out?

Vilnius? Or is it too soviet?

Otherwise, St. Paul isn't terrible (sucks compared to Minneapolis tb.h)

Budapest
Yellowknife
Anchorage
Valletta
Any city-state capital in Yurop
Ulan Bator
I imagine Gaborone is aight, maybe Luanda as well

>>54803819
>canadians actually believe this

fug me wrong thread

canada, even tough i would probably born as a chink

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>>54806748

Depends on the timeline.
Right now I rather the U.S because fugn oil crises in canada and le weed man.
Maybe in the future I would prefer Canada because of the better demographics. Only the first 20 years really matter because afterwards I could move to the other country if it goes to shit.

>>54801275
if I get to choose the province, I'd choose Québec. If not I guess I'd choose America tb h

>>54801275
USA all the way.
Don't feel like being born into quirky leaf Ville.

>>54805479
>Texas in your top 10
>but then hating on Dixie land

There are plenty of people who fly the stars and bars here, and East Texas is solidly Dixie