>>54094742
whats wrong? looks comfy

do we look like we have the space for houses your size?

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>Can't speak without your neighbour four houses down hearing you

>>54095006

They could at least build them half the size of the Average American home, rather than 1/4. Fuck the greenbelt.

how much space does one really need?
50m^2 per person is more than enough..

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>>54095077

MUH GREENBELT

AND IT'S BEING DESTROYED IRREPARABLY FOR MOHAMMED AND IQBAL THE INFANT-SCREWERS

REEEEEEEEE I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN PEACE FUCK OFF YOU PAKI FILTH

>>54095152
>50m^2 per person

You do realize that the average Brit home is 76m^2, right? For a family of 4, that's 19m^2 per person.

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>>54094742
tfw big house in the country away from the pakis

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>that sidewalk

pathetic and disrespectful to one's self innit

>tfw I have three bedroom and my parents sleep in the living room
feels good

>British home
>big

Other than palaces and celebrity homes, there are practically no big houses in Britain.

>>54095006
Yes. Not like your agricultural industry is that important anyway.

>>54096196
your girlfriend got something big and british last night

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Average UK house


Ameripoors forever BTFO

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How do I get a /Comfy/ British cottage senpai?

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>>54096409
>$600,000 for that

>6 bedroom house
>Don't know of any non-indigenous people anywhere near me
Feels comfy man

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AMERIPOORS

>>54096409
Why the fuck is that so expensive? You could get that for loads cheaper here

>>54096503

The best part is that he took the average price for the whole UK and then picked out a house in a cheap market. That house is cherry picked as fuck and it still sucks.

>>54095263
This is the thing. They only want to live in cities and some towns. All the sensible whites have moved out into the country. Even 1 mile out is 100% safe and 10 times more of a fulfilling lifestyle

>>54096649
where should we move senpai

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>>54096605
BTFO

>>54096503
>£280k = $600,000AUS

Lel pathetic third world-tier currency in Asstralia

No wonder many Brits choose to live in Asstralia. You can go there and live like a King on a British wage, whilst the Asstralians around you cannot even afford suncream.

>>54096626
If you want to see expensive, look in Essex, Hertfordshire, Hampshire. Norfolk prices are cheap as chips.

>>54096605

>shared car garage
>yard is tiny and covered in pebbles
>tiny windows
>house small as fuck
>looks plain and boring
>right on top of other houses
>right on road

Brits think these are desirable traits?

>>54094742
Most houses are semi detatched, so that picture isnt very representative

>>54096649
I grew up in a small town in the country, beautiful. I love some aspects of living there, but the lack of women, nighlife, and convenience in general was an absolute shit. I live in the city now only a ten minute drive from the country. I prefer living in the city, country life is fine for people who enjoy a simple life, I'll move back when I retire probably

>>54096735
>>54096639
>>54096626
>>54096503
>>54096488
>>54096235
Please ignore the Brits on here, they're fuckijg spastic and are prepared to defend anything no matter how shit it is (just start a thread about the shite taps and you'll see)

British housing is a fucking embarrassing disgrace

>>54096735
That's why it is only 260k

If that was down south and in a nice area it would be 600-700k

>>54096196
This isn't true.

There is a lot variance in sizes and architecture of British homes compared to America and plenty of houses the size of American (this is based on watching TV shows and movies but still valid imo)

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Should I stop blowing out pathetic Americans now?

I wonder how those wooden houses are holding up in those blizzards

>20 dead
>probably all by knocked-over houses
Not so good, it seems!

>>54095041
God it's fucking true, the whole street can probably hear me having my wank every night.

British housing is fucking shit

British housing is fucking shit

British housing is fucking shit

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Im waiting for the day everyone in the UK moves into one giant commieblock

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Best thing about British houses vis-a-vis American houses? Probably the cosiness.

Best thing about American houses? Erm..... Can you reuse the wood when the house gets blown over?

>>54096825
Norfolk is in the south.

British housing is shit

>>54096933
it must feel weird living so high off the ground

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>the sounds the front door makes when it shuts on a solid brick wall

>>54096964
>Best thing about American houses?
We can shoot people that come too close to them

>>54094742
gotta keep em small for the hobbitses

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>>54096933
>mega city 1

>>54096933
They're knocking the majority of them down though

>>54097011
Yeah id probably launch myself off the top floor as soon as possible if I lived there. I imagine Wales is pretty cheap tho

>>54096842
>Should I stop blowing out pathetic Americans now?
?

>>54096805
Only if you're a poortherner, there's a good reason for it too.

>>54097095
Yeah its a shame I think it melded quite well with the atmosphere of Glasgow

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This is a typical shitty house in a shitty town.

>>54097151
>Southerners unironically pay extra to have their daughters raped

>>54097208
kek

>>54097203
>$310k

What the fuck

>>54097208
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-28939089
Last time I checked Yorkshire wasn't in the south.

>>54097011
Not really. It's just very quiet. It's always quiet even though my building is right next to train tracks.

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>>54097208
Rather her get raped once then be a druggie forever

>>54097305
No it isn't quiet.

Only povos live in commieblock scumflats. Povos are loud and disruptive.

>>54096830

>this is based on watching TV shows and movies but still valid imo

Toppest kek.

>>54097208
>bradford
>24.7% muslim
What was that about the south again?

>>54096842

You aren't blowing out anyone, mate. You are proving his point.

>>54097208
Last time I checked the only place in the south with loads of muslims was london m8

>>54096870
Sounds hot desu

>>54097414
Shhhh, no tears now. You are already BTFO.

>>54097321

That isn't anywhere close to average. You aren't fooling anyone here.

>>54097382
Bradford's in England thats south enough for me

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This is the state of things in the UK.

On the left, it doesn't need much description really. Just look at it.

On the right is basically 50 metres from the sort of thing you see on /pol/. And I'm not joking. Look it up.

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What 295,000 GBP can buy in America

>Living in England
You can way more bang for your buck -- sometimes literally -- in Northern Ireland

http://www.propertynews.com/Property/Belfast/UPS11217-5-564264/1-Old-Cavehill-Road/

If you think housing in Britain is bad you should check out Ireland.

>>54097534

The one on the left is priced so low because they can't maintain old manor houses and need people with the funds and time to do so. Unfortunately a huge number of old manors area vacant and derelict because nobody can take them on.

>>54097321
Before I saw the flag I thought this was a US poster posting how shitty the average house in the UK is.

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>>54097673
Upkeep doesn't cost much if you are making an moderate wage or wasting it all on bullshit.

But fair enough, you can get this in a similar area.

>>54096964
>Best thing about American houses?
Not having to hear the limey neighbor slam his slag through the wall

>>54097751

The amusing part is that most Brits would consider that an extremely large home. What he is doing is taking the average UK home price and then cherrypicking houses from the cheapest markets in the UK.

>>54097865

That's a large shed on a small field + a smaller shed. Why is it half a million pounds? You can pick up a house+land like that out in the country here for about 66k pounds or less.

>>54097673

No it's because one is in lobdon and the other is in the north somewhere.

>>54097988

Because we want a house not a plywood box.

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What half a million dollars gets you in the white part of Atlanta

>>54097988
We don't have enough room.

>>54097988
You are making a different point to the point I am making; one which I agree with.

I was pointing out that a house in a shithole part of a shithole city costs the same as a mansion, or 3 times as much as a low maintenance 7 bedroom house in an idyllic area.

>>54098095
looks comfy 2bh

>>54098067
>muh brick houses
This argument is getting pretty pathetic. We have houses built in the 19th century made of wood that are standing to this day. The only time you don't want a wood house is if you live in Florida where there are hurricanes and termites.

>>54098067

Most US homes are brick. The cardboard boxes meme only really is true in a few select outer ring suburbs.

>>54098134
The location is great. There's a tree canopy over most of the city, and if you look at it from a high place you wouldn't be able to tell that there are houses underneath it.

k

>>54098095
Well you could go buy a whole village in romania or rural India if you start listing third world countries.

>>54097274
What's wrong? I thought that average house in +-good neighborhood in big american cities cost like this or more.

>>54098150

And we have 16th century brick houses, what's your point?

>>54098343
How do foreigners buy dachas?

>>54098343

Nope. The only really expensive places in the US are meme cities. You can get a decent house in a nice area in most medium sized cities for like $150k US.

>>54098351
There's nothing wrong with houses being made of wood.

>>54098343
Haha, no. The average house is between $100-200k or less. In rust belt cities the prices generally range from $50k-100k.

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This is what you can get for £1,186,900 in Kyiv, Ukraine.

>>54098369
Idk mate, i dont' even have a dacha. But usually like normal property.

>>54098417

>there's nothing wrong with using inferior materials

Well in that case let's just make houses out of shit and straw.

>>54098639

I would totally buy that if I had the money.

>>54098686
Are you pretending to be retarded or something? Why would you make a brick house if the area you live in isn't cold?

>>54098776
It won't fall over during a monsoon or typhoon.

>>54098639
At first I thought that £1m is a price for a one flat, but actually it seems like it's a price for the whole building lol.

>>54098776

You realise brick houses exist in hot countries as well right? Infact you barely see any wooden houses in hot countries.

>>54098877

Aside from in shanty towns of course.

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>>54095041
>My day is not complete unless I get at least a couple of hours of prog. trance/ prog. or deep house/ techno on my hi-fi.
>On Christmas fucking Eve they called the Filth,
>Volume off and I didn't answer door (I guess they have not enough to do in this town),
>Too much of a β to be a man and say they have no legal comeback because I'm not trespassing and they don't own the house I live in
>I want to say «If you have such a major problem; make your walls sound–proof, I can hear your shit going on from here and I never bitch about it to ye».
>They're Chinks who own the local Chinese take–away–joint.
Don't get me fucking started on neighbors. Oh wait... ...I just did start about neighbors.

>>54094742

I left Britain because of the housing issue, among others. It truly is pretty dire.

>>54098834
If one of those fucks up your wooden house it'll probably fuck up a brick house too.

>Arguing over the price and building materials of homes
Why can't we just be happy we live better off than the 99% of people who don't have homes?

Check your privilege.

>>54098877
That's mostly for security though.

>>54098639
Assuming there are 4 apartments per floor over 16 floors, if you charged £150p/m your gross revenue would equal the entire investment in 10 years.

That's pretty amazing.

>>54098949
Have you ever considered using headphones you inconsiderate manchild?

>>54097560
Why are American homes so fucking ugly? >Random pieces of brick, check
>parts of the building sticking out wherever it pleases, check
>driveway is sloped towards the house, have fun when it starts raining, check
>second floor on certain parts is not in level with second floor on other parts, check

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>>54096800
>but the lack of women, nighlife, and convenience in general was an absolute shit.
me: *is*

>>54098956
What is it issue actually? I can't figure it out by a picture, they are not seems comfy to me, but leave contry because of this..

>>54098862
I heard the housing market in Kiev crashed when you guys invaded Crimea.

>>54099048
You also have to factor in paying off the mafia.

>>54099062
>This level of jealousy

Why don't go you back into your Ikea made shed?

Ps Im on vacation in London, ignore the flag.

>>54097069
Hrvatska: victorious.

>>54099062
This, that house is just horrible.

>>54099184
It looks like someone built an extension on their brick house and then built two more houses on it.

>>54099009

No its because brick is good in heat and cold so is good all year round. If you live in colder cunts you have brick + wood. Only poor people have just wood.

>>54099230
and?

Still prettier than the houses here in London or anywhere in the UK.

>>54099139
I don't think it's really true. Our ecenomies have fucked up, I think you've seen the exchange rates.

>>54099281

Where else have you been in the uk?

>>54099347
Manchester
Glasgow
Edinburgh
Sheffield
Liverpool
Newcastle
Birmingham

I've been here a lot. Lived here for 2 years as well.

Better than the murrican cardboard houses

>>54099230

Think of it as the equivalent of all the new builds in the UK, which have equally poor craftsmanship, area a small fraction of the size, and cost many times more.

>>54099414
But what's wrong with this? If there is a
appropriate climate, why not? I don't mean zones with tornadoes and stuff.

>>54099414

That meme is false. I believed it as well before I moved to the US, but it just isn't true.

>>54099413

So you've been to cities and you're comparing houses in cities to a swanky suburb house?

>>54099059
I refuse to damage my sense of hearing.
I only ever got tinnitus once and I want to not go deaf.

>>54099521
When I went to Newcastle I stayed in a "swanky" suburban house.

>>54099521

>implying that houses in the country are much better

They really aren't, everything considered. The sad truth is that the UK housing market is fucked.

>>54099544
You're the same as smokers who smoke next to people indoors

>>54099544
You don't go deaf from wearing headphones.

Unless of course you turn them up too loud.

But only a fucking idiot would do that. Are you a fucking idiot?

>>54094742
Looks comfy tbqh... those cables kinda hurts my ocd though

>>54099594
As a matter of fact: I do smoke inside these 4 walls.
>>54099862
They're also uncomfortable and make my ears go red.
I'm quite certain a few years ago there was a report on young people wearing those shitty ear–phones in urban places and finding it more difficult to hear when tested against people who didn't.

>>54100057
>those cables kinda hurts my ocd though
This is the 1st time I heard or read anything to do with o.c.d. and cables outside.

Kinda related to the house thing, whenever I visit America I'm always amazed at how fucking empty it is.
Growing up in Western Europe it's like a town every 10 minuutes whereas in America you can go for like hours till the next town in some states

>>54094742
Looks fine to me. About the size of an apartment complex here.

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this is my house, (parents)
costed 1 mil 20 years ago outside of DC

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>>54096933
Wow. That looks similar to Detroit.

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If we were to compare the houses we grew up in for all the posters on /int/. I guarantee all the non-American posters on here would be ultra-butthurt about the size and scenic neighborhoods of American homes. My street

>all homes next to each other
>have to go around have the city to get on the other side

>>54100597
Just the way i like it desu

>>54094951
There is nothing comfy about fat middle aged women sitting on plastic chairs in their scrap filled gardens shouting for their kids Tyrone and Jason to come get their tea as loads of kids wearing nothing but nappies run around screeching at the top of their lungs

>>54096649
>m-muh shitty generic chain stores, bars and restaurants

Citycucks never learn

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Rate my home lads

>>54096697
bath

>>54101602
the garage is like half the house

>>54101602
7/10

I'd live there though. It's a step above my house.

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r8 the view from my beach house
(that's not the ocean, it's an isthmus and the ocean is a mile away on the other side)

I fucking love American homes and suburbs

Ours are proper shit.

>>54096605
lel that's the kind of house my poor hill billy cousins live in

>>54101655
Spot the retard

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This is mine. Nothing special, but only cost 120k US and I like the location.

>>54101956
Looks like the poor part of a neighborhood

You wouldn't happen to be black, would you?

>>54101956
Cozy as fuck

>>54101954
*unsheates katana*
try me, I dare you

>>54101977

No, I'm a lower-middle class white.

>>54101693

comfy

>>54100597

Yeah, in the West it's normal to measure distance in hours because that's the most important consideration when traveling between cities. I visited my brother for the long weekend and clocked in somewhere around 1700km just to go see him. On the way home I stopped once for gas and that's it.

>>54101216
You're so full of shit, houses in McLean with that much property start at $2million

>>54097011
WALES
A
L
E
S

>>54101363
You easily out-do the new privately owned Irish suburban housing estates, but that's not saying much.
>Yours
Clean, open and the trees; Nice.

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>>54099139
>Implying it wasn't just on loan to Ukraïna, only for as long as the U.S.S.R.'s existence (since its transfer from Russia).
Do you just parrot everything the Tories' front–bench and British media say?

>Mfw people unironically defend the UK housing market

Even middle class people often can't afford to buy houses now. The average house is more than 10 times the average UK salary. Home ownership amongst the working class is rapidly declining as well

>>54101956

where do they make these hobbit houses

>>54096933
>implying that a muslim country could have near the engineering capacity of commies

>>54103783

And then look at what the 10x salary gets you: a hovel

>>54100423
you're a selfish cunt. I hope you get your shit.

Why is Britain so depressing?

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>>54104115
>Romania

>>54096700
Lol stop talking shit -- by every metric we are more livable (that includes gdp per capita). What you're saying is analogous to making your dollar worth 0.5 USDs then boasting about how valuable it is.

Go back to living in your bleak shoebox

>>54104084
>"get your shit."
Meaning what?
Why so angry?
I have no interest in causing shit for anybody if they leave me alone, just I see it as invading my personal space, as I typed before: the Chinks have no property-rights on this house.

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>>54104194
>thinks Romania is depressing
>the kid in that photo is so happy that he's literally jumping for joy

>>54104345
>I search Romania in images
>Romania poverty is the suggestion google gives

>>54104345
>Poor but happy people
>Shekels is the only thing that keeps you in the United Sheikdom to be culturaly enriched

>>54104084
What's wrong with him listening to a speaker system inside his own house?

I was in a terraced house in London for a few weeks and only heard the neighbours when they had a party on. Must be terrible construction if you get complaints from putting a stereo on.

>>54101616
I really liked Truro, though it hardly even merits being called a city. Comfy cornish cider, pasties and near thousand year old pubs too just outside the city.

It felt like how England should be - cobbled streets with friendly old ladies and other assorted white people.

>>54098639
I would.

>>54095997
Is that Vod?

>>54101363
It's a new world thing in general. You have the biggest sized sections, but Australia, Canada and us aren't far behind.

>>54094742
Houses on the US East Cost aren't that different.

>>54104254

All of those places are cherry picked, yet it still looks like shit.

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>>54098639
>that entire apartment bloc is slightly cheaper than my (parents) fairly average house
>pic related
fucking chink oligarchs

>>54104429
>terrible construction
THIS.

>>54099122
British houses are generally fine on the inside, but look ugly as hell. I wouldn't want to live in a terraced house though.

Also the cost as others have said is ridiculous. New Zealanders used to be able to study in London and settle down and buy a house afterwards 20 something years ago.

Now it's impossible

>>54104657
>Fresh Meat
My nigger.
>Vod
It looks like a Brazilian version of her.

>>54104993
I didn't like the last season so much but there's some brilliant one liners.

"I want to inseminate her. You know, romantically"

>>54095997
Why does the ground have white/black ripple pattern?

>>54096409
>>54096605
>>54096700
>Brits LITERALLY defend this

oh my god

>>54094742
looks shit colo(u)r

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My house when I closed in 2013

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I suffer in southern England

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>>54096409
>>54096605
>>54096700
>>54097321
groce
>>54097560
>>54098095
>>54101216
tacky
>>54101602
miserable
>>54101956
this is cute