/Afr/ican general / Afrika algemeen

ok

white pigu go home

Having a ham and cheese toastie plus a slice of toast with nutella. This is by far the highlight of my day.

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>>54053368
I put too much cheese in it. In retrospect, I should have just had 2 slices of nutella on toast

>>54053368
>>54053446
fatty

man why are the americans so pissy?

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y/n

>>54053646
looks good

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>>54053679
i did not have an erection while eating it

>>54053710
Might need a few more minutes in the microwave

>>54053762
heathen

>>54053710
>>54053805
>>54053646
>Argentia posting in /Afr/
Oh the irony

>>54053867
go do my laundry you slitty-eyed geek

>>54053908
Funny coming from a latina

>>54054891
i am sitting on the toilet

>>54054977
now that's what I call shitposting

>>54055023
yes

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Uganda here. What's everyone's room temperature ATM? 30C for me.

>>54055023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o

>>54055092
air conditioner set at 22 degrees celsius. my anus: expelling shit

>>54055151
What the fuck? Why is it set so low?

>>54055166
summer, and the fact i just ate an 800-gram steak

>>54055166
>22
>low

That is literally the perfect temp

>>54055219
i tend to confuse what people mean by high or low when talking about air conditioners and air conditioner accesories

>>54055202
>>54055219
Hmmm. Must be low because of how skinny I am. Even in summer I put it to 30.

Is there a special occasion going on that caused you to have that much steak?

>>54055309
not really, just the fact it was top quality meat

>>54055275
I guess its relative to the season

>>54055467
can i have sex with your sister

>>54055549
dubs determines if Argentina slays Aethiopia's sister.

>>54055549
no

Halo Africa me family
s mh t bh f am

>>54055603
What's your cunt like? Other than the explosion this week, we never hear about you in the news.

>>54055603
why can't you just be normal?

>>54055665
I don't watch tele much, but most of people in the city does not care much about the explosion, they created some trending word #kamitidaktakut which means "we are not afraid".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCKRUFVIoHE

>>54055549
She is probably asexual desu

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>>54055219
>>54055151
>>54055166

Needing an airconditioner, not living in a place with perfectly mild and humid weather

>>54056015
nah she's just waiting for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtxFbNfCPjc

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>>54056066
i govern myself.-

>>54053610
Literally the only meal I have had all day

good morning

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>>54056260
hello

hmmm is it worth it to drive 60km to see the new starwars on imax3d? or just wait for the torrent that will come out in april?

>>54056428
are there no closer cinemas?

>>54050852
>africa thread
>no irl african posters exept this boerfag>>54056428

>>54056497
nope. live in a small farming town

>>54056522
2 boerfags, one sudanese, one ugandan and 1 ethiopian usually post here.

>>54056601
Who's the other boer? Youre the one with 50 maids right?

>>54056749
I'm the other one, there about 5 of us here

>>54056749
this is the one that have a shitty bike and lives in the cape>>54056066

I am the one with 2 maids not fifty boong.

why is it just brown men and ugly women on argentinian omegle

>>54056927
like our government...

>>54056973
i often wonder what helen zille's cunt tastes like

>>54057027
I don't

>>54057027
talcum powder and sardine oil

>>54057036
you gotta lift then
>>54057063
that makes me moist

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>>54057027
>>54057087
Ugly old leftist jew, probably gefilte fish

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>>54057167
even if she does smell like gefilte fish she might think i'm a poof if i back off because of it

>>54057331
You are interesting

>>54057682
is that because i take pictures of my toilet

crazy ozzies
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a18_1453614459

>>54057950
He was a roman general in another life.

>>54057950
Why were they filming in the first place, who leaves the keys in the car and how did they know it was a robbery, the video is very confusing.

>>54058526
i dont think its fake though because the fat guy ran for a bit. and fat people dont run if its not 100% necessary

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>>54058925
That makes sense

Im tempted to eat an entire jar of honey

>>54060804
don't do it

>>54060942
Had a spoonfull and decided to stop

>>54061019
good, otherwise the bees would've harvested your innards

>>54061057
Ever seen the tv show hannibal? There was an episode where a person killed people and let bees make a hive in their body

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>>54061216
That sounds un-bee-rable.

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>>54061572

I'm trying to get Senegal in this thread but he's not budging

damned African thread, but not a single Mashriqi one. -_-

>>54061740
NIGERIA

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hello my African brothers. how has your sunday been so far?

>be me
>in church
>people in the next room praying HARD
>speaking in tongues and shit
>completely in that holy spirit mode
>be me sitting waiting for mass and minding my own business
>suddenly this black big fucker starts flying around the room
>I'm extremely scared of anything that flies
>This fucker is big. can't leave my seat
>fucker senses my fear and keeps making rounds around my head
>everyone else not caring
>me ducking while trying to act cool
>people notice
>think i'm being possessed
>"Can you not see this shit???"
>big black fucker lands on me
>Lands on my fucking neck
>instantly flip my shit
>get off my seat and start tearing my shit up
>"It's the holy ghost fire"
>people around me start playing
>HOLY GHOST FIRE. HOLY GHOST FIRE
>find the bug and smash that fucker
>Adrenaline rush
>Look up
>people have made a circle around me and are now praying hard
>walk through crowd and leave church

glad this is my first and last time here.

Argentina serious destruction of candy known as Rhodesia. Not if you have noticed, dear forum members, but this product is completely gone and is now inedible trash, and worse, it is in-openable. Along with Tita, Rhodesia was created in the spring of 1965, my mother introduced me one day that year while I was with walking to school in the state to which I attended in the neighborhood of Versailles (electoral section 24 of the Capital). He said, "Carlos, look what a treat Rhodesia" I liquidated two it two in a kiosk a few meters from public school. Manufactured by Terrabusi (contributor to the Stock Exchange of Buenos Aires to be delisted in 1993 after being bought by Nabisco), what was the secret he had? It was a good crispy wafer, filled with lemony cream, chocolate dipped in high quality, essentially dry without moisture, wrapped in foil in turn covered with colored paper with the distinctive design of the product. The name Rhodesia was spectacular, as this year's white minority that African colony was excised from the UK and created a government super-apartheid until 1979 when blacks took power and established the current dictatorship Zimbawbe of black against black plus of black against white in revenge for previous suffering. Now look what they've done to our cookie Rhodesia: they changed the packaging, there is no longer the coat foil comes tucked inside a plastic under pressure, as all plastic packaging Argentina is difficult to open. But in addition, they have not left room for the internal displacement of the wafer, which after the difficult opening is inevitable that at least 1/3 of chocolate sticking and dissolved in the plastic and the wafer tends to break. Not crispy, they have become a filthy wet rubber, there is more lemony filling and you do not even get their hands dirty with traces of evil want chocolate containing wet.

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>>54062342
It is truly a national disaster what happened, they ruined one of the best treats of the country, safe combination of inept actions of a manager training in Pitman Academies with a communist state regulation imposed that bag pressurized rotted product. What they have achieved with this? Anything, things are worse every day. 50 years Rhodesia was created half a century later as if they had advanced science and design, transformed into a decadent Argentine Reverend crap kiosk.

>>54062266
I nearly stepped on a baby snake half an hour ago

Hello

All Aussie posters itt are literally from Lelbourne

Hence their gayness

>>54062266
hello naija

>>54065207
I don't even live anywhere near a city

>>54065271
hello 'murica

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>>54065271
Have you accepted your lord and saviour, Donald J Trump yet?

>>54062266
Arent nigerian christians anglicans? Because that doesnt sound very anglican

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>>54065445
There are some evangelical type churches there, lots of people from here go there for some reason

>>54065445
naah. we're like a big fat mix of every other kind of church

This particular building had 4 churches.
4 CHURCHES
IN ONE BUILDING

>>54065273
Who cares? As far as I'm concerned you're from that shithole of a city in the south East Victoria.

Fag

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>>54065736

>>54066047
Not a chance, from a much better place that that

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>>54066047
>>54066093
een kers..........

>>54066093
Where are you from

Perth is where every arsehole that leaves this place goes too, I image whole neighbourhoods of shitheads telling each other stories about how great it was here.

>>54066207
Whatever, bart

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>>54066283
yuto puto

>>54066235
You guessed well.

Every single fucking Seth efriken who has ever left Seth efrika is right here in Perth.

They aren't bad people at all, we just lol at the accent and get on with our lives.

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>>54066366
Avoid them if you can, they are cancer. I'd rather go to poo peeland if I had too choose, but then again I would never leave here.

>>54065736
Damn what's with the shitty attitude?

>>54066540
There's one Seth efriken that I work with right, he came via enn zed.


Lived in Auckland for a few years then managed to get PR here. He's the most useless cunt on this planets really sad, cos he's an alright guy but just completely shit at his job and doesn't want to learn anything new.

Not a reflexion on Seth efrikens in general but that's my rant finished about this particular guy.

You guys are pretty good and when you come to Perth you fit in well, there's faggots in every society desu

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>>54066540
can you teach me to talk like a south african

>>54066822
Best to avoid him as much as you can, does he complain often? In my experience they will tell you how great it is there and how shit we are when they are here and complain how much they miss SA when they are there. Some are probably good people that leave for good reasons, but lots of them are shitheads.

>>54066852
Hoe moet ek dit doen?

>>54067120
elke keer as hy n woord leer gee hom n piesang

>>54067120
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fjdZbHv05S
>>54067391
ek kom nie uit brasilie nie

>>54067120
Bingo m8
He does everything you said. He doesn't realise how lucky he is to live here.

In saying that, I'm not trying to make you feel any different about where you live, just confirming that your suspicion is spot on.

I avoid him at all costs, I'm sort of his manager at work too, have been talking to the bosses about his poor performance but they are gutless and so nothing has happened, yet.

>>54067391
topkoek

>>54067457
Sounds kind of irish, I don't have a microphone. Just say souf efrike, it doesn't sound too bad

>>54067457
how is the rental market for real estate in argentina?

>>54067523
Please don't fire him, then he might get deported and send back and we would be stuck with him again. I knew a guy that moved there that struggled to past some kind of basic English test they make you take to get into the country, what a dumb ass.

There's good people that move away from here unfortunately, but most of them are the complainers, people like that will never be happy anywhere until they realize its not the place they are in, but their own poisonous attitude that causes the unhappiness.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uAaWKGZd1T

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>>54067593
will do. dankie
>>54067672
housing loans are pretty much non-existent, plentiful offer and demand

>>54067808
also stop responding to my bait. i am bored

>>54076147
Knew it was you, did you respond to yourself there or was there 3 of us? Beveel daar 'n fliek aan ek is ook kak verveeld

>>54076764
nah daar was 3. hmmm check die uit dis n dokumenter. maar dis goed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36BQW1SuHQ8

>>54076903
cool, dankie

I'm currently baking some carrot cake with cream cheese frosting ^^ will post pics if the thread is still up

>>54081727
store bought

>>54081758
No, I swear it's homemade. Will post pics of my beautiful cake. Will even post pics while eating it.

>>54065439
Yes

>>54082496
what country in africa are you from?

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Would racemix with Afar girl

>>54083537
she looks like a bitch.

>>54083803
Shut up! I don't even think village people can have a bitch attitude though

>>54083537
no

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>>54083537
How would it be racemixing, aren't you black?

>>54085120
he is not

>>54085120
Yes im black but im Somali and the girl is Afar. We are 2 different ethnic groups and black Africans care more about culture, language and ethnic group then just race ;_; my family would be pissed if I married a non-somali

>>54084770
She is cute :)

>>54085260
Unlike you I have actually posted pics of my hand and proved im a king and queen

>>54085642
U proved you are somali not black

>>54085725
Wut? Somalis are black though. Do you also think Aethiopia poster is not black either?

>>54086062
He knows exactly what i think about him

>>54086278
Do you really believe that "East Africans aren't black" meme? M8 we are, ignore those autistic Horners who claims we aren't black, they are insecure and usually hang out at yt comment sections and forums

>>54086588
i do

>>54086613
Tell me why you believe it. Give me reasons

>>54086588
>they are insecure and usually hang out at yt comment sections and forums
so true

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>>54086871

>>54086972
Another proof.

>>54087430
that's the proof

>>54087471
I don't know what to say. I don't know anything about all that skull shape shit people talk about in /pol/. I dismiss this proof. Show me another one now

>>54087747
East africans are more genetically related to euroasians then other africans

>>54088081
Really? :')

>>54088944
yes now post that charrot cake

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>>54089098
Pretty nice huh :) ?? @_@ i bet you want a piece, but you ain't getting any. Also homemade

>>54089336
You know that is store bought bus its nice

>>54089546
Mate my mom baked it herself its not store bought at all...

>>54089607
How old are u?

>>54089336
Where did she get the recipe?

>>54089762
Old enough to live alone and receive cakes from my parents

>>54090133
rude

>>54086062
Why are you in Denmark

>>54086278
I know you are a stubborn idiot

>>54092025
shhhhhhh whitey

>>54092111
I probably have no white ancestry for a good 500 years. You probably have some ginger great grandaddy plantation owner. :^)

>>54092265
Oh you think your funny

I'm trying to get me sum nudes on snapchat. the girls are willing. but how to break the ice?

>>54092483
Lol whatever. I still remember you posting your dna test. You 13% iberian cumskin.

>>54092491
There is a whole bunch of porn on the internet why struggle for nudes?

>>54092592
shhhh don't be angry because you are not black

What's the whitest thing you have ever done? This one time, my cat sat on my lap and started licking my hand. Then he bobbed his head towards me, a-and I licked his head

>>54092849
HA

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>>54053867

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>>54092678
>13% iberian
>i is black mamma barbossa?
>eyes can grow an afro, eyes must be black mamma!

t. You

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>>54092606
the unseen breast is the sexiest

>>54092678
Pls post DNA test

>>54092849
I once licked my hamster, but I wouldn't consider it a white thing

>>54091414
Wassup Money money money

>>54093181
How romantic

>>54093181
You play league? Mby we should make an /afr/ica LoL team and lose to every opponent

>>54093194
>Pls post DNA test

why? i'm mostly Nigerian

>>54093495
That's cool, but aren't you like black black American?

>>54093590
>black black American?

Explain what u mean by that

>>54093495
are you the Nigerian poster from a year back who used to argue politics with me?

>>54093480
I am intrested

>>54093686
no

>>54093662
You are lighter than mathew perry but you insist on being black.

>>54093744
i'm dark

>>54093766
Prove it.

>>54093905
no

>>54093686
Shit man I have forgotten my username in LoL is what I use for pretty much everything on the web. Can easily be doxxed. How much do you have to pay to change username?

>>54093662
Black American who came during the slave trade

>>54093905
Ayy habesha do you play LoL? Lets make a LoL team with naija bro and the Saffers when they are awake

>>54094273
I don't play normie games -_-

>>54094273
yes

>>54093945
t. Atticus Rutherfordton O'Neil

>>54094388
nice

>>54094321
So you made a dna test and found out your ancestors came from Nigeria? Where else do your ancestors come from?

>>54094309
What games do you play?

>>54094592
i'll just post it

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>>54094592
I'm mostly playing this atm

Hoezit manne? Gaan nou 'n griekse yogurt eet en 'n paar episodes van die nuwe anime reekse kyk. Wat doen julle vanaand?

>>54094640
Pls do

>>54094659
Atleast play bf4, not this ancient crap

>published 2011

Lol

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>>54094797
I kind of prefer the small community and historic guns. Plus the native voice acting is really good
https://youtu.be/b3K0tI-EyGY

>>54094704
Gonna crawl out of bed and eat porridge

>>54094990
>it's morning in some places in the world right now
Crazy, eh? What kind of porridge do you eat? Oats/yogurt/fruit mix masterrace here

>>54095124
Oats/milk/fruit in the microwave

>>54095124
>breakfast
>not sleeping from 5 am to 15 am and skipping it

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>>54094797

>>54095376
*3 pm

>>54095419
Interesting! Do you plan to visit some of those African countries?

>>54095570
No

>>54095419
How much does that cost?

>>54095721
100

>>54095376
>breakfast is only in the mornings
My brekkie is at noon, man.
4am - 12pm is the objectively best sleeping schedule. You miss the early morning hustle, you get more than enough daylight, and you get to have some peace and quiet at the end of the day when everyone else is sleeping. It's ideal.

>>54095752
that's true

>>54095752
actually anytime between 00:00 am to 23:59 PM is best sleeping time, but you're close

>>54095752
>>54095833
>>54095918
>not 02:00-09:00 masterrace

>>54096011
>sleeping only 7 hours

>>54095605
Since u made the test, it must mean that you were interested in your ancestors and where they came from. Where did u make the test?

>>54096054
You can actually train your body to survive on 5 hours. But i usually catchup on the weekends.

>>54096075
Make?

>>54096075
ancetsry.com

>>54096168
What state are you from?

>>54096222
CT

>>54096162
I'm typing on mobile dude. Im banned from 4chan on my ip untill thursday.

>>54096168
I have heard 23andme is more accurate, is it true?

>>54096482
yea do 23 and me

>>54096482
Lol what did you do?

>>54096269
Isn't that a mostly white state?

>>54097008
yea

>>54097008
Posted some porn on another board where it's haraam.

>>54097237
Smdh