uncle fuck edition
I put too much cheese in it. In retrospect, I should have just had 2 slices of nutella on toast
i did not have an erection while eating it
Uganda here. What's everyone's room temperature ATM? 30C for me.
I don't watch tele much, but most of people in the city does not care much about the explosion, they created some trending word #kamitidaktakut which means "we are not afraid".
Needing an airconditioner, not living in a place with perfectly mild and humid weather
Ugly old leftist jew, probably gefilte fish
even if she does smell like gefilte fish she might think i'm a poof if i back off because of it
hello my African brothers. how has your sunday been so far?
>people in the next room praying HARD
>speaking in tongues and shit
>completely in that holy spirit mode
>be me sitting waiting for mass and minding my own business
>suddenly this black big fucker starts flying around the room
>I'm extremely scared of anything that flies
>This fucker is big. can't leave my seat
>fucker senses my fear and keeps making rounds around my head
>everyone else not caring
>me ducking while trying to act cool
>think i'm being possessed
>"Can you not see this shit???"
>big black fucker lands on me
>Lands on my fucking neck
>instantly flip my shit
>get off my seat and start tearing my shit up
>"It's the holy ghost fire"
>people around me start playing
>HOLY GHOST FIRE. HOLY GHOST FIRE
>find the bug and smash that fucker
>people have made a circle around me and are now praying hard
>walk through crowd and leave church
glad this is my first and last time here.
Argentina serious destruction of candy known as Rhodesia. Not if you have noticed, dear forum members, but this product is completely gone and is now inedible trash, and worse, it is in-openable. Along with Tita, Rhodesia was created in the spring of 1965, my mother introduced me one day that year while I was with walking to school in the state to which I attended in the neighborhood of Versailles (electoral section 24 of the Capital). He said, "Carlos, look what a treat Rhodesia" I liquidated two it two in a kiosk a few meters from public school. Manufactured by Terrabusi (contributor to the Stock Exchange of Buenos Aires to be delisted in 1993 after being bought by Nabisco), what was the secret he had? It was a good crispy wafer, filled with lemony cream, chocolate dipped in high quality, essentially dry without moisture, wrapped in foil in turn covered with colored paper with the distinctive design of the product. The name Rhodesia was spectacular, as this year's white minority that African colony was excised from the UK and created a government super-apartheid until 1979 when blacks took power and established the current dictatorship Zimbawbe of black against black plus of black against white in revenge for previous suffering. Now look what they've done to our cookie Rhodesia: they changed the packaging, there is no longer the coat foil comes tucked inside a plastic under pressure, as all plastic packaging Argentina is difficult to open. But in addition, they have not left room for the internal displacement of the wafer, which after the difficult opening is inevitable that at least 1/3 of chocolate sticking and dissolved in the plastic and the wafer tends to break. Not crispy, they have become a filthy wet rubber, there is more lemony filling and you do not even get their hands dirty with traces of evil want chocolate containing wet.
It is truly a national disaster what happened, they ruined one of the best treats of the country, safe combination of inept actions of a manager training in Pitman Academies with a communist state regulation imposed that bag pressurized rotted product. What they have achieved with this? Anything, things are worse every day. 50 years Rhodesia was created half a century later as if they had advanced science and design, transformed into a decadent Argentine Reverend crap kiosk.
Have you accepted your lord and saviour, Donald J Trump yet?
There are some evangelical type churches there, lots of people from here go there for some reason
Where are you from
Perth is where every arsehole that leaves this place goes too, I image whole neighbourhoods of shitheads telling each other stories about how great it was here.
You guessed well.
Every single fucking Seth efriken who has ever left Seth efrika is right here in Perth.
They aren't bad people at all, we just lol at the accent and get on with our lives.
Avoid them if you can, they are cancer. I'd rather go to poo peeland if I had too choose, but then again I would never leave here.
There's one Seth efriken that I work with right, he came via enn zed.
Lived in Auckland for a few years then managed to get PR here. He's the most useless cunt on this planets really sad, cos he's an alright guy but just completely shit at his job and doesn't want to learn anything new.
Not a reflexion on Seth efrikens in general but that's my rant finished about this particular guy.
You guys are pretty good and when you come to Perth you fit in well, there's faggots in every society desu
can you teach me to talk like a south african
Best to avoid him as much as you can, does he complain often? In my experience they will tell you how great it is there and how shit we are when they are here and complain how much they miss SA when they are there. Some are probably good people that leave for good reasons, but lots of them are shitheads.
Hoe moet ek dit doen?
He does everything you said. He doesn't realise how lucky he is to live here.
In saying that, I'm not trying to make you feel any different about where you live, just confirming that your suspicion is spot on.
I avoid him at all costs, I'm sort of his manager at work too, have been talking to the bosses about his poor performance but they are gutless and so nothing has happened, yet.
Please don't fire him, then he might get deported and send back and we would be stuck with him again. I knew a guy that moved there that struggled to past some kind of basic English test they make you take to get into the country, what a dumb ass.
There's good people that move away from here unfortunately, but most of them are the complainers, people like that will never be happy anywhere until they realize its not the place they are in, but their own poisonous attitude that causes the unhappiness.
will do. dankie
housing loans are pretty much non-existent, plentiful offer and demand
How would it be racemixing, aren't you black?
Yes im black but im Somali and the girl is Afar. We are 2 different ethnic groups and black Africans care more about culture, language and ethnic group then just race ;_; my family would be pissed if I married a non-somali
She is cute :)
Unlike you I have actually posted pics of my hand and proved im a king and queen
Do you really believe that "East Africans aren't black" meme? M8 we are, ignore those autistic Horners who claims we aren't black, they are insecure and usually hang out at yt comment sections and forums
Pretty nice huh :) ?? @_@ i bet you want a piece, but you ain't getting any. Also homemade
>i is black mamma barbossa?
>eyes can grow an afro, eyes must be black mamma!
Shit man I have forgotten my username in LoL is what I use for pretty much everything on the web. Can easily be doxxed. How much do you have to pay to change username?
Black American who came during the slave trade
Ayy habesha do you play LoL? Lets make a LoL team with naija bro and the Saffers when they are awake
I kind of prefer the small community and historic guns. Plus the native voice acting is really good
Gonna crawl out of bed and eat porridge
>breakfast is only in the mornings
My brekkie is at noon, man.
4am - 12pm is the objectively best sleeping schedule. You miss the early morning hustle, you get more than enough daylight, and you get to have some peace and quiet at the end of the day when everyone else is sleeping. It's ideal.