Brazil's last preparations to invade French Guiana are almost

Falklands war tier wreckage incoming

>>54041239
Fuck no it's ours.

>>54041239
Prepare to get wrecked by NATO son

>>54041239
Well, enjoy our jungle légionnaires.

Anyway, why would you want this shithole? The only thing worth any shit there is the rocket launchpad, and you can build an even better one on the equator if you want.

>>54043047
they just want one to blow it up again so location is irrelevant

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>>54042961
Government has already thought of this, there will be a false flag cross border attack by the French and we'll use that as causus belli.

>>54043047
As we speak there already are cells within your borders, there's not much you can do.
Government needs popularity rise.
We need more land to support Brazilian farms without ruining the rainforrest.

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>JUST

>>54043314
Guiana jungle is our commandos/Legion training ground, like Algeria, harsh environment forges the best soldiers.
They won't be happy about it.

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>>54043530
We know. We have been running sabotage, black propaganda and strategic recon there for weeks. Turns out they're lousy shots.
Brazil will hit you with multiple rocket artillery, howitzers, airborne infantry and cavalry. Our only aircraft carrier will be within the AO. Tucanos will start scrambling sometime before the show starts. Operation Belgrano is not far from starting.

>>54041239
Hoo boy. Get ready to have your cities renamed, Alberto.
How does "Rivière de Janeire" sounds?

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>>54042961
>Prepare to get wrecked by NATO son
What does the "N" in NATO stand for, retard?

>>54043530
You're kinda fucked though

>>54043648
>Confidential
>Posts on 4chan

>>54043648
By the way, this is just a generic "squadron X report for duty, Squadron Y remain alert, Squadron Z initiate operation Hue" kind of letter.
There is no mention of "Invasion" "French Guiana" or "France"

>>54043687
Sounds trés bien, mon ami.

S'il vouz-plait, tuer tout les monde de le héritage Italianne, nous serions reconnaisants.

Plus, victimes "italiennes"! France aime a tuer les italiens!

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>>54041239
>Hues try to take over French Guiana
>accidentally take over entire France as well

>>54043916
This is from december 2015.
There have been other things but you cant print a file from barracks computer unless its 20 days old or more. Operation Belgrano refers to framing France in a cross border atack, excuse which we'll use to play our cards.

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>>54043314
Guyanne is literally 96% jungle according to the last data.

https://www.google.com/maps/@3.897138,-53.311157,576493m/data=!3m1!1e3?hl=fr

It would be fun to watch.

>>54041239
What are you going to do ? Throwing bananas?

Planet of the apes

>>54043687
Rio de Janeiro was actually invaded by the French once and they called it "France Antarctique" for some dumb reason.

>>54044263
French sense of Irony

>>54044001
KEK

>>54043722
France is in NATO. Brazil invades French territory. They aren't exempt from NATO treaties because the territory being invaded is in the mid Atlantic.

Victory!

French Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the jungles may be; for without victory, there is no survival.

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>>54044313
>They aren't exempt from NATO treaties because the territory being invaded is in the mid Atlantic.
Yes they are you moron. I'll spell it out to you, since you're such an idiot

>For the purpose of Article 5, an armed attack on one or more of the Parties is deemed to include an armed attack:

>on the territory of any of the Parties in Europe or North America, on the Algerian Departments of France, on the territory of Turkey or on the islands under the jurisdiction of any of the Parties in the North Atlantic area north of the Tropic of Cancer;

>on the forces, vessels, or aircraft of any of the Parties, when in or over these territories or any other area in Europe in which occupation forces of any of the Parties were stationed on the date when the Treaty entered into force or the Mediterranean Sea or the North Atlantic area north of the Tropic of Cancer.
http://www.nato.int/cps/en/natohq/official_texts_17245.htm

Read carefully you dumb fuck

NORTH of the Tropic of Cancer

NATO = NORTH Atlantic Treaty Organisation

Would you like to remind us all about that time Article 5 kicked in when Argentina invaded the Falklands?

Can someone post proofz this is happening?

Brasil ? How many nukes ?

Do it BR
We got your back covered

Do it BR bro

while their backs are turned we will invade SP+M

There's nothing fucking there, right?
What natural resources are actually in Guiana?

>>54044514
Well OK I was wrong. That's so counter intuitive though.

>>54044618
How is it counter intuitive that an explicitly North Atlantic alliance (it's in the name!) applies in the North Atlantic area?

>>54044617
Nothing. So what about we take the US Virgin Islands as well?

>>54044617
Hot nigress.

Also it was supposed to be Italian clay.

>>54043648
>he doesn't know that the Brazilian attacks are just false intel that has been planted, and that in fact it's France that will attack Brazil to get more clay that we will declare as a neutral territory where we intend to put all the >refugees

>>54044670
Tommy. He is from the United States. Give him a break, you must shoulder your responsibilities too.

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>>54041239
Good luck my monkey friend

>>54044765
>Tommy
wow, are you like 65 years old?

>>54044686
>Italian clay.
thats redundant. all clay is italian

>attacking the stomping grounds of the most infamous FFL formation

wew lads

>>54044670
Turkey is not north Atlantic. I just figured they weren't creative with the name and the treaty applied to all the territory of the member countries. No need to be such a cunt about it.

>>54043965
>suddenly, Italian rugby becomes even deader than it already is

>>54043916
>taking shitposting seriously

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The fuck is going on lads

>>54045025
Mediterranean Sea (i.e. countries around it) is considered part of the North Atlantic area. It's a definition engineered to cover the western flanks of Russia, but they're especially clear about the Tropic of Cancer part. The main point of NATO is meant to be protection of Europe from Russia. I blame the use of Article V to attack Afghanistan after 9/11 for how no one seems to understand the point of NATO. Note that the Americans were only able to invoke Article V because the terrorists attacked the east coast of the USA.

I'm being a cunt about it because everyone on here repeats the same mistake and it irritates me

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>>54043314
>>54041239

Stop shitposting Brazil. Brazil has no political capital for that kind of bullshit. This will literally be Venezuela Guyana 2: electric boogaloo and nothing will happen.

>>54045053
Oh well, who gives a shit about rugby. It's as pleb tier as cricket

>>54045658
reeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>54045658
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>54044001
This made me chuckle.

>>54044726
>we will declare as a neutral territory where we intend to put all the >refugees

Oh yes.

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>>54043687
>Rio de Janeiro becoming french
Never again! Be gone Mussolini.

>>54045719
>>54045725

nah I'm just pulling your legs guys.
Mr Mugabe himself said "I want everyone in this country to play cricket. I want a country of gentlemen."

And we all know Zimbabwe is made up of the finest gentlemen that not eve Brathwait could best. I'm sure you, too, are in the same league as them

*tips fedora*

>>54045972
UK strong
Italy weak

>>54041239
I kinda hope this is real, itd be interesting to see a war between 2 reasonably stonk cunts.

>>54046094
That's not what your mum said about me cricket bat in her wicket

>>54044856
FFL are some BAMFs

We'll send you waves of refugees, akbaring you from the inside.

>>54044680
>Invading the US
Oh boy I can't wait for Brazil to become America's farmland

IS THIS REAL? WHAT'S GOING ON?

>>54046763
Brazil's last preparations to invade French Guiana are almost ready.

>>54046687
You already lost to Vietnam because of their jungles so i suppose we'll be fine
>inb4 us didn't lose vietnam

>>54046783
WTF
is this real? i don't want to be part of any war. Is Dilma aware of this?

>>54046898
>>54046763
Just report to the nearest conscription officer immediately.

>>54046849
But we won in Vietnam

>>54046966
yea, sure.

>>54046966
How in the fuck can you think that?

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Can we take the french head on?

>>54044856
You merely train in the jungle, we are raised by then jungle.

>>54044001
>accidentally

But thats the plan

>>54047135
Is this even a real question ?

Nobody has posted proofz!

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>>54047239
y-yes

Shitpost. We are a democracy, and we dont fuck other countries, unlike the "democracies" of USA and Russia.

As long as you don't drag us into this shit, do whatever you want huehues

You are all retards if you think Brazil is ever going to fight a war for silly stuff. We would only fight against some new Hitler or something, other than that we dont get into wars.

>>54047364
Well the answer is no.

>>54047135
We would literally be fighting our biggest military ally afaik. We both lose, no matter what.
>>54048493
Stay quiet or we will march to Santiago tomorrow.

>>54048042
Brazilian military has no means of fighting a war anyway. Our military is rusty junkyard.

>>54048530
Fucking try nigger monkey, you cant even march in your own cities fabelado cunt faggot nigga bitch you will be my cum dumpster ill fucking mow you down getting close to the andes youll freeze and die and get raped in that order.

salu2

>>54044001
jej
I don't know if that's because of the flag

>implying spiders would not help us
>implying it would not be a sort of Emu war for Brazilians
>implying we would not nuke Brazil WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>54048601
>Fucking try nigger monkey
We would mow you down in half a day fucking mountain injun, hahahahah.
Salu2 for you too.

Brazil never wanted any of the guianas.
Well, we got one but today is a state.

PROOFS

FUCK no, no more niggers, we already have a lot.
And there's nothing there, not even oil unlike Falklands.

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>>54048601
>fucking chile
>thinking they can beat Brazil
I can't breathe!
Kek.

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>>54048872
>>54049050
>be brazilian
>live in falabella
>get shot

ayylmao

>>54049148
We got more weapons on our favelas than your entire army.

Your country only exists because we don't want a state with snow.

>monkeys vs surrender monkeys


ofc BR will win

>>54041239
France will wreck you and will annex Portugal.

>>54049294
KEK

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>>54049148
you only exist because of the andes, mapuche

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>>54049305
Or they will surender.
Something like that.

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>>54049335
Do you really believe in that?

>THEY ACTUALLY WANT TO INVIDA TAUBIRA'S HOMELAND
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MEN

>>54049344
They must have save the face of France or revolution will begins and france and france poeple would be a kill. Small victorious war must be a victorious Pablo Diego De Ramires.

>>54049383
INVADE*
CANCEL YOUR PLANS WHILE YOU STILL CAN

>>54041239
SHOO SHOO SNARELURE

>>54049375
It's impossible to be sure la but history could be a lot different without the andes working as a natural barrier between argies and chileans
I like to think that argies would've conquered them, but I don't know shit 2bh
Is it stupid to think that? if so, why?

>>54041239
Fuck you we don't allying with the aggressors we are traitoring them like we did with japs. No body want to be a friend with baddies.

>>54041239

i support hue conquest gogog annex all guyanas we got your back

>>54049294
I don't even know your country

Well, I think you should start learning French, m8s

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>Brazil invades through Belgium

>>54049242
>what is RS and SC

I heard that hue vaginas look like a rat cut in two, is that correct?

>>54043648
You know France has a nukes. You don't want this fat mans and little boys dropped on your cities right?

>>54043648
t. Vilberto Barbosilva

>>54049984
being serious, i think people today would only use nukes as an last resort. Not casually like in hiroshima

>>54041239
What the fuck would we do with that piece of shit place, anyway?

>>54050429
Good speed to try it. Best way to remove enemy and save more soldiers lives is nuking Japan they said.

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>>54049855
>RS
>snow

Every place with high altitude areas has snow, even Sub-saharan Africa, yet no one actually classifies Sub-saharan Africa as a "snowy" place.

>>54050899
it snowed 2 years ago in SC,PR and RS

>>54051022
geada != snow

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>>54051044

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why would brazil do that, france is one of its biggest trading partners, they traded 6.5 billion dollars last year it would be silly to cut those relations

>>54051227
France is our biggest military partner as well and we aren't know as backstabbers.

>>54044514
Isn't Guiana technically a part of Metropolitan France, not an overseas dependency or any of that nonsense?

>>54041239
Haha, you can't afford shells.

Back to being a sex slave.

>>54053954
I don't think so.
>tfw we have clay everywhere but never when out of Europe

>>54054627
meant went not when.

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>>54044686
>>54044947

>Also it was supposed to be Italian clay.
Tell us more about rightful Italian clay.

>>54041239
>Be me
>See this post on first page.
>Go to bed

>Wake up
>Page is still on the first page

Wew lad

>>54044543
0

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>>54041239

>>54053954
>Isn't Guiana technically a part of Metropolitan France, not an overseas dependency or any of that nonsense?

It's neither. Metropolitan France = European France

French Guiana is part of France not an overseas dependency.

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>>54058063
I think he is just shit posting. Then again if I wake up tomorrow and find out its legit then Brazil and Frank are both screwed in the end.

This is a shame. I play Mario Kart with a girl from French Guinea. She is nice and good fun. Please don't invade :-(

Brazil's gonna get nuked?

>>54053954
Metropolitan France means "in Europe".

However, overseas departments like French Guiana are indeed considered integral parts of France. They do have some slight differences in status & things they are allowed to do, compared to other French regions/departments (which is obviously needed, since they are after all on different continents, with different countries surrounding them), but they are overall as much France as Alaska is USA.

>>54059702
>but they are overall as much France as Alaska is USA.

Hawaii is a better example for Americans

>>54059434
No need for that mate. It's not every day you get to absolutely push another nation's shit in and nobody caring without it being some ghastly little insurgent-ridden muslim hellhole. This could be France's Falklands, with all the bragging and mocking of posters from the other country that comes with it.