Brazil's last preparations to invade French Guiana are almost ready.
If you have any relatives in French Guiana, tell them they have some 48 hours before we start the shelling.
Well, enjoy our jungle légionnaires.
Anyway, why would you want this shithole? The only thing worth any shit there is the rocket launchpad, and you can build an even better one on the equator if you want.
Government has already thought of this, there will be a false flag cross border attack by the French and we'll use that as causus belli.
As we speak there already are cells within your borders, there's not much you can do.
Government needs popularity rise.
We need more land to support Brazilian farms without ruining the rainforrest.
We know. We have been running sabotage, black propaganda and strategic recon there for weeks. Turns out they're lousy shots.
Brazil will hit you with multiple rocket artillery, howitzers, airborne infantry and cavalry. Our only aircraft carrier will be within the AO. Tucanos will start scrambling sometime before the show starts. Operation Belgrano is not far from starting.
>Prepare to get wrecked by NATO son
What does the "N" in NATO stand for, retard?
By the way, this is just a generic "squadron X report for duty, Squadron Y remain alert, Squadron Z initiate operation Hue" kind of letter.
There is no mention of "Invasion" "French Guiana" or "France"
>Hues try to take over French Guiana
>accidentally take over entire France as well
This is from december 2015.
There have been other things but you cant print a file from barracks computer unless its 20 days old or more. Operation Belgrano refers to framing France in a cross border atack, excuse which we'll use to play our cards.
Guyanne is literally 96% jungle according to the last data.
>They aren't exempt from NATO treaties because the territory being invaded is in the mid Atlantic.
Yes they are you moron. I'll spell it out to you, since you're such an idiot
>For the purpose of Article 5, an armed attack on one or more of the Parties is deemed to include an armed attack:
>on the territory of any of the Parties in Europe or North America, on the Algerian Departments of France, on the territory of Turkey or on the islands under the jurisdiction of any of the Parties in the North Atlantic area north of the Tropic of Cancer;
>on the forces, vessels, or aircraft of any of the Parties, when in or over these territories or any other area in Europe in which occupation forces of any of the Parties were stationed on the date when the Treaty entered into force or the Mediterranean Sea or the North Atlantic area north of the Tropic of Cancer.
Read carefully you dumb fuck
NORTH of the Tropic of Cancer
NATO = NORTH Atlantic Treaty Organisation
Would you like to remind us all about that time Article 5 kicked in when Argentina invaded the Falklands?
>he doesn't know that the Brazilian attacks are just false intel that has been planted, and that in fact it's France that will attack Brazil to get more clay that we will declare as a neutral territory where we intend to put all the >refugees
Good luck my monkey friend
Turkey is not north Atlantic. I just figured they weren't creative with the name and the treaty applied to all the territory of the member countries. No need to be such a cunt about it.
Mediterranean Sea (i.e. countries around it) is considered part of the North Atlantic area. It's a definition engineered to cover the western flanks of Russia, but they're especially clear about the Tropic of Cancer part. The main point of NATO is meant to be protection of Europe from Russia. I blame the use of Article V to attack Afghanistan after 9/11 for how no one seems to understand the point of NATO. Note that the Americans were only able to invoke Article V because the terrorists attacked the east coast of the USA.
I'm being a cunt about it because everyone on here repeats the same mistake and it irritates me
Stop shitposting Brazil. Brazil has no political capital for that kind of bullshit. This will literally be Venezuela Guyana 2: electric boogaloo and nothing will happen.
>Rio de Janeiro becoming french
Never again! Be gone Mussolini.
nah I'm just pulling your legs guys.
Mr Mugabe himself said "I want everyone in this country to play cricket. I want a country of gentlemen."
And we all know Zimbabwe is made up of the finest gentlemen that not eve Brathwait could best. I'm sure you, too, are in the same league as them
Fucking try nigger monkey, you cant even march in your own cities fabelado cunt faggot nigga bitch you will be my cum dumpster ill fucking mow you down getting close to the andes youll freeze and die and get raped in that order.
>thinking they can beat Brazil
I can't breathe!
>live in falabella
Or they will surender.
Something like that.
It's impossible to be sure la but history could be a lot different without the andes working as a natural barrier between argies and chileans
I like to think that argies would've conquered them, but I don't know shit 2bh
Is it stupid to think that? if so, why?
>Brazil invades through Belgium
Every place with high altitude areas has snow, even Sub-saharan Africa, yet no one actually classifies Sub-saharan Africa as a "snowy" place.
why would brazil do that, france is one of its biggest trading partners, they traded 6.5 billion dollars last year it would be silly to cut those relations
>Also it was supposed to be Italian clay.
Tell us more about rightful Italian clay.
>Isn't Guiana technically a part of Metropolitan France, not an overseas dependency or any of that nonsense?
It's neither. Metropolitan France = European France
French Guiana is part of France not an overseas dependency.
I think he is just shit posting. Then again if I wake up tomorrow and find out its legit then Brazil and Frank are both screwed in the end.
Metropolitan France means "in Europe".
However, overseas departments like French Guiana are indeed considered integral parts of France. They do have some slight differences in status & things they are allowed to do, compared to other French regions/departments (which is obviously needed, since they are after all on different continents, with different countries surrounding them), but they are overall as much France as Alaska is USA.
No need for that mate. It's not every day you get to absolutely push another nation's shit in and nobody caring without it being some ghastly little insurgent-ridden muslim hellhole. This could be France's Falklands, with all the bragging and mocking of posters from the other country that comes with it.