>newfoundland >LITERALLY NEW FOUND LAND YOU CAN'T

>England
>LITERALLY LAND OF ENGS
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>54040516
>america
>LITERALLY A MERICA
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>Nizhni Novgorod
>LITERALLY A LOWER NEW TOWN
NOT ABLE TO SIMULATE SUCH DEVELOPMENTS

>benin
benis lol

>British Columbia
>LITERALLY A BRITISH COLUMBIA

>CANada
I literally can't right now

>>54040780
>Living in a lower part of the Lower New Town
Ayyy.

>GERMANY
>
nah its not really funny here anymore

>Deutschland
>literally land for those belonging to the people

>portugal
>literally port ugal

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>>54040516
memes aside, it was named Newfoundland because it was the first piece of land claimed by the English in North America, with the current capitol being founded in 1497

>Netherlands
>lands literally at the nether

>Iceland
>LITERALLY LAND WITH ICE ON IT
weird innit

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>>54040516
>Canada
>Keiner da
UNFABRICATABLE

>>54040516

Take muhhammed's cock our y'er ass b'y ya dirty cock suckin mainlander . Ching chong zhong indi-paki cunt b'y, fuck off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgnxM-Gl7_8

Newfoundland Strong. Get cücked mainland scum.

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>China
>中国
>literally means middle country, central kingdom
>it isn't actually in the middle of the planet, it's in the east

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>54041657
Met some people from Yellowknife once. I hope they weren't offended that I was basically like "holy shit"

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>>54041657
half of the whole country lives in pic related

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>United States of America
>literally a collection of states in America united under one flag

Can you BE any more uncreative?

>>54041657
desu only placesin Canada were true Canadians live:
>Maritimes
>Rural Quebec
>Newfoundland

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>Denmark
>Mark of the....... danes

>>54041812
every single time I see/hear Ottawa I HAVE to think of it being said in South Park voice. It's a curse

>>54041812
i wonder how long until Orangeville is relevant, population jumped from 25k to about 45k in 15 years

there are like 4 or 5 subdivision developments going on right now

>>54041812
Why does Brampton exist GTHA bros?

>>54040930
lol

>>54042130
They have a based airport, and tons of immigrants, that's all I know about it, despite living right next to it in Mississauga

>>54041902
Mark is another word meaning Peninsula.
At least it is in French. It gave the Marquis distinction.

>>54042130
>be commuter town within 30 minutes of Toronto
>as Toronto's economy grows, it attracts more people to the economy, yet the real estate goes way up
>this forces out lower middle and middle class to smaller towns outside of city limits
>additional infrastructure is necessary to house commuters so town expands, whiel the cities also expand
>when the zones meet, the commuter towns get absorbed by city
see Brampton, Georgetown, Pickering, Vaughn, etc
Orangeville's the next one up, about 25 minutes drive between Orangeville and Brampton's town limits
>>54041962

>medicine hat
>MEDICINE HAT
>LITERALLY A FUCKNIG MEDICINE HAT
HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHA

>British Columbia
>It's neither British nor Columbian
Why?

>queensland
>queen's land
>being this cucked
australians will defend this

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>HAPPY VALLEY-GOOSE BAY
UNFABRICATABLE

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>WARSAW

>>54041841
>tfw eastern/maritime culture hasn't spread to the rest of Canada
i want to go mummering

>tfw prince edward island used to be divided up into lots in the 1800s
>tfw to this day there are multiple communities simply named Lot *number* because they were too lazy to change the name

For example

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lot_67,_Prince_Edward_Island

>>54041748
GOD GUARD THEE NEWFOUNDLAND

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>>54043218
>>54041377
>My king, we've just found NEW land across the ocean, what shall we call it?
>New land has been found you say? well let's just call it new-found-land or something I don't care lmao
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>54040780

>Novgorod

Surely you mean Nevanlinna

>>54043132
ayy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8OPy7De3bk&t=20

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>>54043132
>mummering
>>54043970
albertan reporting in. had to google that shit... fucking canadians.

>>54041377
>>54041748
>>54041841
>>54043132
>>54043970
>tfw newfies suddenly appear
LARD TUNDERIN
hows de bys doin
>>54043064
kek, there's a town literally called Dildo, look it up

>>54044160
>alberta
>not canadian
lmao this is more funny than the quebec posters

>>54043970
jesus, Atlantic Canada is a beast of its own
not sure if mixing irish, scots and anglos was a good idea

>>54042475
that giant tepee is the hat of medicine

>>54043620
sides

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>tfw Newfoundland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCXorHlegVM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oeQDuft4DA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InncUmKxkpw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub5O8HwRoDU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knxR-Q2VoBE

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>newfies
>more like goofies

>>54044540
newffags cant recover from this

>>54044540
newfoundland on suicide watch

>>54041377
Italians discovered Newfoundland, and named it Terra Nova. Then the english came (after the barbosas) and translated the name

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>>54044494
>Great Big Sea - Recruiting Sergeant
holy shit, them feels.
>The call came from London, for the last July drive
>"To the trenches with the regiment, prepare yourselves to die"
>The roll call next morning, just a handful survived.
>Enlist ye Newfoundlanders and come follow me
in those trenches, 436/500 of the men perished on the first day, they were the most diehard warriors the anglos have ever had IMO
;_;
Because of their sacrifice, they were the first and only Regiment to be dubbed "Royal" in wartime, hence they are The Royal Newfoundland Regiment.
also, they were the were amazingly based, essentially in charge of the North Atlantic trade routes, the only reason thu UK and allies didnt starve or run out of ammo
"Newfoundlanders were encouraged to enlist in the large armed forces of the United Kingdom and of Canada. Over 3,200 Newfoundlanders enlisted in the Royal Navy. Winston Churchill was particularly interested in these recruits, calling them "the hardiest and most skilful boatmen in rough seas who exist."[55]"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II_by_country#Newfoundland
>>54044708
true, although i thought it was a portuguese individual who first discovered the lands (other than viking conquest ofc)

>>54041657
To be fair its pronounced correctly with an english accent

It's called Terranova, 2bh

>>54044866
good lads 2bh

>>54044494

Lord b'y jesus - Captain Newfoundland. How can the rest of Canada compete?

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newfoundland's the most patrician place in the americas and it has the best dogs by

>>54043064
Looks comfy.

>>54044160
>You are now aware that Stephen Harper was born and raised in the Greater Toronto Area

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>France
>LITERALLY CE OF FRAN

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>>54041780
>it isn't actually in the middle of the planet, it's in the east

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>newfies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vWlIvfQTck

>America
>Literally stands for
>New world (New found land)

I guess you'd be surprised to find out what Canada literally means as well, OP.

>>54048598
>Moose Jaw
>Moose Factory
>Yellowknife
>Red Deer
>Dildo
>Conception Bay
>Come-By-Chance
>Placentia Bay
truly these could not be invented in jest

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>>54048658

>Melbourne

Literally a place where Mel was bourne

>>54048658
My mom grew up in the middle of nowhere in northern Newfoundland and I've visited my grandparents every year since I was a kid.

Can confirm they sound exactly like this

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>>54048658
>don't look at subtitles
>can't understand jack
fuckin newfies man

>>54048658
>>54048782
Newfie here, can confirm the accent is real.

>tfw moved out west to Fort McMurray
>have to use my normie accent to hide my newfie power level
>Fort McMurray has a tons of newfies
>hang out with a bunch of newfies with a non-newfie friend
>get caught up and release my newfie accent and have a coherent conversation with other newfies
>non-newfie friend speaks up an hour later asking what the fuck we're saying

>GER MANY
>MANY GERMS

Disgusting

>>54048851
kek

Sometimes I can't understand a single word in my Grandma's sentence so I just nod and smile.

And this is coming from an Islander where our accents are still pretty thick

>>54048851
>fort mcmurray a decade ago is literally New Newfoundland
>fort mcmurray now is literally New Philippines

>>54048720
Quoi ? :DDDDD

>>54048998
I didn't mean to quote you
sorry mon ami

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>captain newfoundland
jesus murphy

Quintessentially baymen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMGcjpFcwz4

>>54049057
http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/c/cpnwfond.htm

His background is pretty based IMO

>>54040516
you have called the newfies to arms (keyboards)

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>mediterranean
>means "in the middle of the earth"
>literally in the middle of every map
How did this happen?

>>54049291
>middle earth
>"on earth"
>doesn't even exist
you can't make that up

>>54040516
>A FUCKING LEAF!

>>54049501
>a fucking fattie

>>54049517
>says another fat-as-shit country

tfw my city is literally an onion

>"The name "Chicago" is derived from a French rendering of the Native American word shikaakwa, translated by some sources as "wild leek" or "wild onion" or "wild garlic", from the Miami-Illinois language."

>>54049603
but we're less fat than your country so we can make fun of you for it

>>54049603
not as fat as you

>>54041780
br education

>>54049517
A... FUCKING... LEAF... HAHAHAHA

>>54049754
>a fucking...cross

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>>54049648
>>54049655
>fuggin fatties xD

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>>54049754
A CHRISTMAS GIFT XDDDDDDDDD

you LITERALLY can not make this shit up

>>54049021
Oh, ok
>tfw no (you)s

>>54049768
>>54049795
ITS A FUCKING LEAF AHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT DO YOU WANT ON YOUR FLAG SENPAI?
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP WITH A LEAF HAHAHAHAHA
A
FUCKING
LEAF
HAHAHAHA

>>54049871
how original

>>54049871
>what kinda flag you want senpai
>gimme the inside-out Norway special
>say no more

>>54049871
nice one 2bh

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>>54049893
>>54049917
>>54049928

>getting this triggered about having a FUCKING LEAF on their flag

>>54049893
>>54049917
>>54049928
HONESTLY I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND I DIDNT THINK I WOULD EVER COME ACROSS SOMETHING THAT WOULD MAKE ME LAUGH THIS HARD UNTIL I SAW
THE LEAF
ITS A FUCKING LEAF HAHAHAHA
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? ITS A FUCKING LEAF HAHA

THEY SHOULD HIRE DONALD TRUMP TO FIRE WHOEVER MADE THAT FLAG BECAUSE THERES A FUCKING LEAF ON IT HAAHAHAHA

>>54049961
>>54049971
keep posting pls

brazil states
>rio grande do sul(great river of the south)
>rio grande do norte(rio grande do norte)
>mato grosso(thick bush)(have south and north versions too )
>acre(literally size measurement)
cant make this shit up

>>54049997
>>rio grande do norte(rio grande do norte)
i really need to sleep.

>>54049995
A.
LEAF.

>>54049961
>>54049971
>>54050049
good posts familia

>>54050038
agreed, but before you do, can you tell me how the deforestation fo the amazon affects Brazil climate wise (humidity, droughts, temps, etc
>>54050049
keep goin

>>54049961
>be a rebellious province of Denmark
>flag is literally just a pallette swap of Denmark's
I literally laughed irl

A

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>>54050075
>agreed, but before you do, can you tell me how the deforestation fo the amazon affects Brazil climate wise (humidity, droughts, temps, etc
uhn i dont know
but its almost carnaval

>>54050134
FUCKING

>>54044708
literal retard

>>54050216
LEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>54050250
>>54050216
>>54050134
:^) (you)

>Australia
>Literally A ustralia!

>>54050357
what's a ustralia

>>54050777
A fucking leaf.

>>54040516
technically its old found land now m8

some big bearded barbarians found it a thousand years ago

>>54050833
u r a fucking leaf u cunt

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>brazil
>country named after a tree
not bad desu

>>54040516
>VIRGINIA
>LITERALLY NAMED AFTER THE VIRGIN QUEEN

>>54040516
Canada named one of its provinces after a couple dog species
>DOGS

>>54043080
underrated

>>54051272
Wrong. While the name of the tree is Pau-Brasil, Brasil is the name of the dye made of the tree(Brasilium).

>>54051352
funny, considering Newfoundland Dogs are native to Labrador, and Labradors are native to Newfoundland

>how do you want your country name, bruv?
just south my shit up
>say no more senpai

>>54048658
>>54048782
>>54048851
I took a linguistics course in university and Newfoundland English was one of the most fascinating dialects we studied. You've got influences from British English, Irish English and Gaelic all mixed together, combined with the fact that it's a sparsely populated island with many communities that have been pretty much isolated from each other, which means that most towns in Newfoundland have historically each had their own particular dialect/accent that's different from the others. It's a recipe for language weirdness, boy.

>>54048658
That sounds an Irish accent.
The intonation, the cadence, right down to the "b'y". Tempted to say Cork, but it's a bit of a mix.

>>54041073
>Germany
>belonging to its people

>russia
>LITERALLY RUSS IA

>>54050075
>A LEAF worried about trees

>>54053548
>Nippon
>Nips live on it
w o w

>>54050119
Leaf him alone you bully

>>54051320
>Virginia
CHRISTIAN
WESTON
CHANDLER

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>>54040516
>mfw somebody mentions my province

i'm working on saving up to move to BC, newfoundland is a shithole

>>54040855
why isnt Colombia called Spanish Columbia?

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>>54053690
何?

>>54053754
One is a country, the other is a university

>>54041812
Well no shit, that's where the country was first created.

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>>54041841
>Rural Quebec

Full of shit apples.

>>54053942

you mean road apples

>>54044708
>Italians discovered Newfoundland

The Vikings discovered it retard.

>>54049754
Are hotels cheap in Iceland? I want to visit.

>>54042491
Because Colombia is another name for the Americas. Literally means "British America".

>>54053739
Where in BC? If it's Vancouver I got some bad news

>>54051415
This is objectively wrong you stupid fucking dinkus.

Both dogs were bred from the St. John's Water Dog. Both are from the island. Jesus Christ b’y