Take me out edition >>>/tv/65228574
NO LIKEY
maisie
Room smells like rum haha
Going to get even drunker tonight wahaaayyyyyy
maisie
>>54031102
pathetic life
Why did Sershlad fuck off?
>>54031094
No but I like sailing
gonna throw up
Kpop
is this pic authentic
can whoever is shitting up the thread fuck off so i can get comfy
who invited these shitters
why do human skulls you see in a museum never have a jaw?
I want to get a tinny but my sister's friends are in the kitchen :/
Post Wojaks
No weed. No alcohol. Shite night.
>>54031194
Did your weed arrive?
>>54031194
What the fuck? I posted pic related dunno how that got corrupted
>>54031227
Anime
Things I may do tonight..
Have really dirty wank
Order a kebab takeaway
Do some stargazing
I may do two of the three
Why has everyone got smashed phone screens these days?
>>54031241
aye it did quite happy with it for £20 odd note
>>54031236
>cornwall
>>54031255
no one goes to clubs at 10 chap
>>54031304
It's the fashion. Just break it with a rock and you can fit in
>stargazing
>>54031304
because it's cool
>>54031343
>poortherners
gonna have shovel snow for the third fucking time today soon haha
>message from Russian qt
dunno how to proceed
>>54031343
shut the fuck up
>>54031304
A case would hide the Apple logo
>>54031304
I keep hearing brits talk about this. Is this really that common?
bit cold out
>>54031343
Celtic genocide when?
>>54031390
Don't see any red in the North mate.
been told I have nice eyes multiple times
>>54031398
try answering the question or respond to the greeting. it works wonders
>>54031472
>yellow
lmao
/brit/ moves too fast for my liking these days tbqh
>>54031475
same
they're a really bright blue, with some weird white ring around the pupil
>>54031486
cheers la
>UFC London sold out
fuck sake
unts cha chkchka cha untschka unts cha ununts unts
>>54031495
>having red
>/brit/ moves too fast for my liking these days tbqh
can't take Londoners seriously lads
Would like to hold hands and stargaze on a mild summer night in the middle of nowhere with a qt.
Maybe one day...
Do you guys realize that it's only a matter of time before Saoirse does a full nude sex scene in a movie?
#GET HYPE LADS
>>54031521
Is there an mtf one?
>>54031579
>girl like that doing anything of your description
no she would be up late tweeting 'REAL AFRICAN HISTORY' on twitter on her smashed phone screen
What would you say is the perfect size willy?
>>54031579
She doesn't look like a girl interested in stargazing
>>54031577
dat aint my pic the fuck
>>54031609
delete this
>>54031635
best willy no willy
>Turning lottys light off
>>54031521
the fuck
you can see its nose get wider and brow more forward
>>54031625
link me to that post
>>54031687
shit shop desu senpai
where in britain can i find a girl like this lads?
JANNY
ahhh. so here we are again, /brit/ on a saturday night
Would you like to see Britannia
Rule again, my friend?
All you have to do is follow the worms.
Would you like to send our colored cousins
Home again, my friend?
All you need to do is follow the worms.
want my life to end
>>54031632
>>54031656
Feel sorry for your bigoted, poisoned souls 2tbh.
>>54031717
weston-super-mare
1717
kill yourself you unfunny, stale faggot.
>>54031609
>>54031687
her tits are way smaller than that lmao
>>54031717
goole
pussy, the source of all my pain
occurred to me earlier that i've probably smoked about 20,000 cigs over my lifetime
sersh
Downloading some Tom & Jerry choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CVucJBrliI
literally me
>>54031852
hahaha, you're going to die of cancer
pussy, the source of all my pain
just saw a load of bright spots
am i going to die?
>>54031086
NO LIGHTY
>>54031852
Yeah and about the same number of cocks you fuckin bender
>>54031921
now THERE'S a fedora with some class
>>54031577
Who's this spunk monk?
>>54031905
who gives a shit my life's a pile of wank anyway
Big rain clouds filling the sky lads, no stargazing tonight
It's either a wank or a takeaway. I have just eaten so I'm not sure if I'd enjoy one that much.
>>54031874
Good lad
>>54031903
;_;
>>54031521
Deng, I thought she looked pretty cute at the beginning. But I'm a bit of a bender so ya know haha.
Norn Iron.
>>54031852
Just done the maths and I've smoked 2920 joints in a year
>>54031625
No bully
HAHAHAHAH
>>54032002
>tfw fell for the stargazing meme and got a telescope last year
>tfw it's great for the moon but shit for anything else
Lads had a thought
If you came across an exact clone of yourself that has your memories and personality
Would you be best mates or something
>>54032000
how do you not know darcey bussell
>I smoked more than 8 joints a day
WHERE'S MY SNOW LADS?!
>>54031521
janny
>>54031903
>yfw this is actually a metaphor for him committing suicide and he actually tells Arnold to do so by telling him to "fly towards to the sun" like Icarus
got black bean chicken from the chinkers lads
>>54032076
OH BOY
>>54032105
Changed my mind she only looked good in that 1 photo
>>54032102
I'd kill him and eat his heart and brain
>>54032076
Top kek
>>54032073
Cameron really seems like he's shitting himself over Corbyn.
>>54032112
>Fishing this hard
reeeeeeeee
>>54032112
I've seen her axe wound
eating
JUST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg_Od1bnMG4
>>54032102
I would probably call him a fucking loser
>>54032112
JUST LIKE US
>>54032228
I weep for this once great country
>>54032243
in opposite world
>>54032243
literally average and generic as fuck with dodgy eyebrows
Nigella lads
>>54032243
Not true btw
>>54032102
Fuck no. That sounds like hell. I don't think I'd be able to bear witnessing myself from the outside.
>axe wound
>>54032225
hahahahahahah
Wish I was gay lads
>>54032243
cow
>>54032225
>even trying
>>54032329
I can make your wish come true (have a method)
selling anything at a price ending with -9.99 should be illegal, so fucking dumb and annoying
Thinking about a Civic VTEC Sport as my first car lads
Insurance is fairly cheap
>>54032329
being homo is a choice so just turn gay
>>54032347
How?
>>54032076
Source?
>>54032228
>WAAAAA THE JUNGLE NO ONE SHOULD LIVE IN THESE CONDITIONS
They CHOSE to live in those conditions. They created those conditions themselves!
What the fuck is wrong with lefties?
Hmmm, yes... the numbers add up
Because Adultwork can be a bit of a hit and miss affair, some punters use the site's Reverse Booking facility.
When you set up a reverse booking, as a client you can specify details of the type of prostitute you are interested in and what type of session you would like to have. Service providers (i.e. prostitutes) will review the huge list of reverse bookings and place bids if they would like to undertake the booking or session with a client based on his requirements.
>>54032375
*puts a thing in your bum*
how do i stop listening to female vocalists, they aren't even any good
>>54032387
is this from last night's
i couldnt vote cos was a grey
>>54032382
http://news.sky.com/story/1628377/french-refugee-camps-shameful-says-corbyn
>>54032453
what was that mate?
was a gay?
>>54032385
im not keen on them coming in the first place, but once theyre in white man land itd be a bit naff of us not to give them basic hospitality
>>54032443
you gay?
>>54032292
>Doesn't like eyebrows
Gaylord.
How does Corbyn have any support?
Do people want to make their country worse?
>>54031041
Is it true that the immigrants are everywhere in the UK, or are they just concentrated in ghettos ? Thinking about moving to wales soon
>>54032102
Me and my brother are essentially the same person and look exactly alike. We often get mistaken for eachother and get called the wrong names, I even answer his phone to people I don't know for him all the time and they think it's me, even go and meet his dealers
Take me out is triggering me
>>54032559
why would an immigrant like you care about immigrants?
>>54032559
is this your pic
how do I become you
they are concentrated in specific areas
>>54032559
literally everywhere, cannot move an inch in the UK without bumping into an immigrant
the UK is 95% black and immigrants
>>54032515
it's ironic how they all want to get into Britain when they're already in the north of France.
>>54032546
he appeals to a core base of lefties. But aside from politics he seems like a decent bloke which endears a lot of people to him
>>54032515
What are you talking about?
Why should we let migrants in to our country because they decided to make a shanty town and live in it?
>>54031903
>>54032153
Hit too close to home ;_____________;
>>54032546
yes
>t. Aunt is a Republican SJW Corbynite
Need a MILF girlfriend who'll cook for me and tidy my flat and buy clothes for me and let me suck her tits.
>>54032559
you look brown
>>54032559
fyi the only good part in wales is the mid part near the border to england
>>54032559
Norn Iron is practically untouched plus they have guns.
imagine how much sara would make as an escort
>>54032611
thats not a house spastic
mild out
>>54032546
Students
>>54032672
the same as everyone else
>>54032559
Only major cities
Once you get outside of large cities, it's at least 95% white 100% of the time
>t. live outside of a large city in a town that is 97% white
>For Your Sampling Pleasure A. B. O. U. L. M. F.
What did they mean by this?
>>54032611
it's a lad who posts on /k/ quite often in the pic, dunno if it's actually him
>>54032559
>are they just concentrated in ghettos
yes. They make up a big portion of some cities but in large swathes of the country you'd be pushed to find an immigrant that isn't a kebab shop owner
Drinking the alcohol I got for Christmas lads, having the vodka with coke atm, got a bottle of JD, Baileys and a 24 pack of fosters as well. What are you drinking?
>>54032647
on a milf vibe myself recently
>>54032669
It's also objectively the worst place to live in the UK
>>54032673
clearly its his house you stupid fucking tard
>>54032672
She'd be a sellout if she charged her comrades of colour
>>54032459
Cheers
>the people that welcome migrants are the same people that complain about low wages and high house prices
>>54032559
good thing ur moving to wales desu
>>54032673
yes it is
>>54032717
spotted the 19 year old
>>54032649
>>54032725
bit rude
>>54032717
>voddy coke
kys
>>54032730
yeah a house without windows
literal retard
>>54032725
>98% white
>No feminists
>No gays
>No gay marriage
>Guns
>Best secondary education results in the UK
>Right wing as fuck
It's pretty great m8.
>>54032717
>fosters
might as well piss in your mouth
Lads I got banned (yesterday) because apparently my posts need to have "high quality images and informative content" but the mod didn't choose a specific example
Was he just butthurt?
>>54032739
>implying they won't move syrian refugees there to make it more diverse
>>54032739
Gower peninsula is better
>>54032751
I'm 22 tbf la, I think vodka tastes like shit by itself and I feel obligated to drink the things I got as gifts even though people know I'm not a big drinker
>>54032725
You'd be used to the murder rate though
>the mod
>>54032798
you clearly haven't learnt your lesson
simply awful post
>>54031811
and she's fatter too lmao
>>54032722
Good lad.
Shame MILF porn is so terrible. All ugly yanks with plastic bolted on tits and botox faces. Need a nice natural English mum.
>>54032777
What's wrong with Vodka and Coke?
diversity is a good thing we shouldn't have any homogeneity
>>54032787
are brits really so poor that they dont have back porches?
This is literally mine
VOTE NORGE LADS:
https://poal.me/g1yx97
https://poal.me/g1yx97
https://poal.me/g1yx97
dad just called me and my voice sounds like shit and i feel like shit too haha
asked me if i was ok lmao
>>54032790
plus
>People are friendly as fuck
>Strong moral and religious values
>Beautiful landscape
>Low population density
>>54032855
Drink of choice for people who know bollocks about mixed drinks
>>54032610
>>54032662
I'm mixed family
I just don't want to be chimped at or have my head cut off
>>54032852
taylor wane la
>>54032878
i slammed ur mums back porch in last night
>>54032798
>Be the janitor
>Have NOTHING in your life going for you
>Even your parents are disappointed in you
>Delete posts on a Chinese cartoon board to have a sense of power
>>54032852
I really like Ava Adams tbqh but yes I'm not into most of the top tier milf pornstars
>>54032787
Holy shit you have lived in Britain way too long
In NORMAL countries where everything isn't CRAMPED to shit, people actually have stuff like this >>54032878
>>54032546
lots of people are sick of the tories
loony lefty twats are using him as a vehicle to push their own codswallop
>>54032559
london is something like 40% white but the country as a whole is 87% or something to give some perspective
you could always look on wikipedia for numbers instead of asking autists here
>>54032623
here we go
all they decided to do was leave their own country for whatever reason
yes not all of them are fleeing the syrian civil war, no afghanistan is not a stable country either, "muh emotions" is more valid an argument than you're about to tell me since normal human beings experience empathy for others, no theyre not all coming here otherwise the rest of europe wouldnt be crawling with them, no im not a communist, no /pol/ is not normally right about anything, and im willing to bet you watch anime and comment on daily mail articles
youre a broken record who will never admit defeat in any sort of internet argument and a full on rorke to boot thus not worth engaging in actual back and forth discussion with
>>54032878
instead we have gardens, you idiot.
most of the uk is densely populated and flat, so what's the point in porches like that
>>54032895
>People are friendly as fuck
Touch and go there, but the rest is true.
>>54032725
What would you know, yank tit
when we leave the EU, the whole thing crumbles
>>54032878
Not enough space for people to each have their own porches in cities. Some houses in the country side will do tho
>>54032904
why would you move to wales ?
also
>wooden houses
lol
Hate pakis lads
>>54032909
>Ridiculous cartoon tits
>99% plastic face
>>54032950
>Whats the point in porches like that
comfy and fun to eat and drink out on
>>54032967
>>54032967
new boys
>>54032967
>>54032967
Im going to leave my home and build a shack outside anons house and cover myself in shit. According to him, despite my choices, my living conditions are unacceptable and he will invite me to live in his house
>>54032946
Rasheed.
Also, the porch in the second pic is considerably better build quality than the shitty treehouse in the first
>>54033000
excellent double dubs
i'm quite honest only racist towards pakis. wogs, indians, slavs are all fine by me
>>54032559
come to Northern Ireland it's the place for Americans. We are allowed guns here, we are allowed to open carry, we are 99 percent white and we are far right.
>>54032904
you're not welcome in wales ta
>>54032939
She has a nice, slightly cheeky looking face you could imagine on a yummy mummy standing outside the school gates. Makes up for the preposterous fake norks.
water is quite nice
>be norn iron
>get bombed
>>54033065
it's an incredibly ugly kip though
there's a reason why no one emigrates there.
Back when his life fell apart, it was /brit/ that kept Poleaboo from killing himself
But now the (you)s have dried up, it's time to move onto something new
>>54033107
don't even mind her tits 2bh they're not bad for fake ones
I knew this would happen
JANNYYYYY
>>54033230
HE did
atta boy
>>54032904
So you're moving from the US where you get chimped at and shot to the UK where you get chimped at and your head cut off?
Absolute madman.
Anonymous 01/23/16(Sat)20:44:17 No.54033225 ▶
Just because Wales has a high percentage of whites doesn't mean it's a good place to live. There's fuck all here. The landscapes are nice, but the towns and """"cities"""" near third world tier.
Also, I've noticed more and more non whites springing up, even in the west of Wales, in the last few years
t. Lived in Wales since 2002.
absolute bender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es1sjpjBe-g
LADS
HIGH TEST
Top Bantz!
>friend says he's been wanking too much recently
>say "ha, how much is too much?"
>he says twice since he got to uni (two weeks ago)
fuck
>Muslims
trap line pop arff
His presence has been felt
>did none of you realise the other thread is at 222 posts
it's not like it'd be the first time the janny stepped away from his desk
smart arse
go fuck yourself
>>54033333
Checked
>>54033119
>be American
>get surrounded by spics
>get surrounded by niggers
>get surrounded by chinks
>get gay married to a nigger
>get shot
>translesbian niglet get shot in school
>muslim president blames me for it
>get shot again
Where'd that gasket blow in from?
>>54033351
in a very confrontational mood
just who do you think you are
>>54033322
>There's fuck all here
elaborate?
>>54033322
I've heard before that if you are white and born in some of the poorer parts of Wales, you will literally have the worst life possible in the UK because you are poor as fuck and you can never get a decent education
>>54033342
>not for t'bairns
otherwise 10/10
>>54033363
forgot the part where we can't afford to get treated for the gunshot wound
>>54033325
>Multilingual qt
Cheers lad, messaging him now
>>54033190
Belfast is nice if you don't leave the centre or live in the outskirts. If you're poor of course it's shit. But it's great because you can leave your door open anywhere here and no one will burgle your house because paramilitaries kneecap housebreakers
Then there's all the beautiful towns and places like Newcastle
>>54033344
>>54033342
>>54033341
>>54033333
>>54033325
>funny meme pics from imgur/tumblr/reddit
kill yourselves
>>54033363
>spics
Fuck off yank
>>54033418
all me
>>54033327
Wouldn't mind cuddling her 2bh
Business idea: Take Me Out for gays
>>54033351
very interesting dynamic
>>54033418
not from any of those you dip
>>54033418
>Scotland
Best jam desu
might start posting pictures of my rich life as i have multi-millionaire parents.
>>54033402
LMFAO
>>54033342
aye
>tfw no Beth to cuddle
>>54033344
reminder that Christianity is equally as bad
>>54033372
saturday night /brit/ is pissing me off
full of arrogant wanks spamming shite
all the students relaxing after their part time """"jobs""""
http://www.femalefaketaxi.com/
GET HYPE
Give poleaboo a (you) or he will break into your house, snap your fathers legs and rape your slag sisters
>>54033342
Rugby League made the national sport and i'm up for it
>>54033515
Rasheed
>>54033514
Someone like her wouldn't even look in my direction because I'm so ugly lmao
>>54033376
Nothing to do, everything is rotting and decaying buildings from the 70s, all towns are the same
>>54033454
>Lights stay on the whole way through the show
>Contestant chooses every single faggot there
>They all go have an orgy because they're fags
Wouldn't be all that entertaining.
doing a depression
>>54033540
>le funny memem
FUUUCK OFF YOU SHIT
>>54033534
there's no way that one girl isn't a transexual
Poleaboo is trying to discover how much of his mums knickers he can fit in his bum
>>54033498
>Fooled by the sneakily minimal packaging that looks like your nan made it when it was actually made by a load of fat blokes in a factory in Hull
Good goy
>>54033519
http://vocaroo.com/i/s173jc5TyeOn
done big beers lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>54033540
why your mf screen red
>no qt gf to cuddle with
>>54033543
how would she know that you are ugly if she didn't look at you in the first place
>>54033540
*unsheathes nunchucks*
>>54033540
#nofilter
>>54033515
This.
Look at all the Christian migrants moving into Saudi Arabia building churches and demanding Christian law
>>54033543
Nah, I imagine Beth is like an IRL Umaru without indoor mode
Just a perfect girl who gives everyone a chance
>>54033342
>The Sean Bean dies in every movie meme
Discarded
>>54033534
waa rasheed, waa rasheed
baka typical white people
can't accept the truth
ISLAM IS A RELIGION OF PEACE
If everyone followed their holy book word for word, we would all be dead
drank 12 beers last night lads
>>54033591
That's a dog you muppet
>check IP for Russian qt messages
>always more American girls
>>54033611
scottish people who exaggerate the accent for comedic effect online are the scum of the earth
>>54033521
whats your team?
>>54033614
>Islam is a religion of peace meme
kek
>>54033666
send some my way la
any qts?
>>54033498
Tiptree Little Scarlet, Frank Cooper thick cut oxford marmalade or Patum Peperium gentlemen's relish are the GOAT toast spreads.
>>54033666
>tfw had a qt Russian IP gf last year
>she deleted me on FB
>>54033682
It's not exaggerated. I am Scottish and I can't even understand 80 percent of them when I visit
>>54033629
>mfw american beers are 330ml
>>54033666
>Make an interpals account
>Nobody ever looks at your profile
>>54033682
Basically the same as niggers desu
>>54033713
>IP gf
wew lad
>>54033666
>>54033713
Or maybe she just deleted her FB
Idk
>>54033689
Hull KR ;__;
>make an interpals account
>site admin deletes your profile for being too ugly
>>54033717
Is that how they're taught to write in Scottish schools? Is it fuck
>>54033775
wew same (i'm more a football fan like)
>>54033761
Yeah I talked to her everyday, was very qt
Didn't ever have the heart to try for nudes though, she was too pure
>i eat toast
mr hatman look and see
is there fedora, fedora for me
>>54033693
They're literally all fat with the exception of maybe 1/2 but those were from a while back.
The only yank girls that aren't fat are 19 or under.
>>54033731
Fill in some of your info and just leave a window open with IP. You're gonna be much more prominent in lists if you're "online"
>>54033731
Got messages of about 3 qts and a couple of lads in the first 24 hours
>literally nothing after that
Don't know whether to be pleased with that or not
>>54033785
I wouldn't be surprised if it was like that in Glasgow
>>54033581
Mate it tastes good
>>54033773
really like the old iOS UI
ken fuckin baw bags chattin pish haw ken dinnae ken wen aw b hame for dinner haw aye way wind yer neck in ya bampots pure steesher hangin oot ma arse i swear to fuck
Facebook messaged that grill I went on a date with last night.
She's "seen" the message within like 4 seconds of me sending it.
Blimey lads I can't keep this up, can't we stay at 1 message a day forever
>>54033717
fuck off Ulster Scot bellend
GOING FUCKING MENTALL
>>54033849
Ulster Scots built america :^)
>>54033814
fucks sake
>>54033775
>>54033803
Get out!
putting all my affairs in order before getting absolutely CUNTFACED tonight
>>54033773
Tbh this really works on girls.
If you have an ambiguous "are they close or just friends" relationship with a girl then other girls bump up your attractiveness rating by like 3 solid points.
Also if you get with another girl that girl who friendzoned you will suddenly be interested in you sexually.
It's a weird bug in girls heads, should be fixed with the next patch.
>>54033842
That's why you text, lad
>>54033803
b-bit scared
WHO ARE YOU
>>54033731
>Make an interpals account
Get quite a few people sending me messages, quite a few arab men for some reason, one qt Canadian girl who I started chatting to but she was DUDE WEED LMAO then she suddenly disappeared and I never heard from her again.
Maybe I should make a new account.
>>54033978
there must be quite a lot of hulliensians on the chon, i saw some guy post a pic of prinny ave jacksons on /ck/ once
>>54033573
>genuinely look just like this roach
ffs
>>54033965
>get gf
>suddenly girls start talking to me and interacting with me more
why
(this was years ago btw so no FONT)
>>54033978
>>54034045
I am also from Hull btw lads.
Poleaboo doesn't even know why he continues to post here, the general topics of discussion are fucking inane and just shit
>>54033978
>>54034045
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-35220361
>Hull has been named one of the top 10 tourist destinations for the year ahead
>>54034103
cheeky /hullbrit/ meetup in spiders when?
>>54034045
Come meet me down Whitefriargate now you pussy
who /hahahahaha/ here
hahahahaha
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V4icjKhQ3G
@54034107
just like poleaboo then
>>54034154
Never actually been to that.
>>54034179
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JQNC2jYgzr
we're all in here you idiots
>>54033789
>>54033789
>>54033789
>>54034179
me 2bh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V4icjKhQ3G
>>54034212
its shit in an interesting way i suppose
gf's well stoned again haha
>>54033344
>look up Quar'an 9:111
>Indeed, Allah has purchased from the believers their lives and their properties [in exchange] for that they will have Paradise. They fight in the cause of Allah , so they kill and are killed. [It is] a true promise [binding] upon Him in the Torah and the Gospel and the Qur'an. And who is truer to his covenant than Allah ? So rejoice in your transaction which you have contracted. And it is that which is the great attainment.
Where are the 72 virgins?
>>54034179
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iAptvD37po
>>54031343
>tfw going there for a week on holiday
Have I made a terrible decision?