DESIGNATED PISSING STREET

I wish we had that

I saw similar pissing booths in Brussels. Better than pissing behind a bush imho faм

>this angers the anglo because they are for men only

JUST

What the fuck

>>54013963
Christ yes, it's impossible to find a place to piss in the city after midnight, and I don't like to urinate on buildings.

>get into one of those things
>a billion people walking behind me
>get piss anxiety

Fuck this shit, I need privacy

What the fuck? Couldn't they at least have a privacy screen or something? This is disgusting.

>>54014195
urinate on the passed out abbos m8

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>>54014195
What are you, a fucking pussy?

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>>54014091
They only come out at night, most of them pop out of the ground like this. Nowhere is open to piss so it's either this or people just going on the street.

>>54014258
Is your twink ass too small to cover your penis?

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>>54013926
>Euro-pee'ns

>>54014269
Most arround the commercial district are window shops, and I'm not a bogan.

>>54014316
>piss booths that magically rise out of the ground at dusk
lmao. I pissed right on this stranger's doorstep drunk in San Francisco

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>>54013926
>thats JUST India level

DONT U SEE it is the latest invention to secure the glorious Patriarchi
>men can piss everywhere they want cuz PENIS, and with that we can now even piss in public in a crowded place

>>54014365
I'd shoot your ass for that tBh

>>54014316
They installed those in Amsterdam too. A dude got heavily injured when apparently the lifting mechanism malfunctioned and it launched the toilet in the air

just fuck my shit up senpai

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>>54014364
You sure about that m8?

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>mfw

Which countries have these by the way?

>>54013926
That's why God invented back alleys and/or bushes.

>>54014581
stupid yugoshit dog

>>54014524
We do

>all these butthurt SJW feminists being angry

>>54014517
You're the one advocating pissing in front of people's shops, m8y.

>>54014524
Euroshitters

>>54014482
just imagine
>be european
>walk on a street
>get launched to outer space by a rocket toilet
my sides would probably leave the orbit faster than the loo itself

This is literally to avoid having pissing streets you dullard

>>54014667
No we don't have those and so don't many eu countries.

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>>54014657
See this m8y >>54014581

>>54013998
why not install them behind a bush though?

>>54014630
It wouldn't be a problem if you lived in the countryside, you nincompoop.

>>54014212
THIS
How the fuck am i supposed to pee in a place where people are walking and talking behind my back

>>54014800
i'll install my dick behind your mothers bush

>>54014840
Only drunk people use it, they don't give a fuck.

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I like them, I drink a lot

>>54014524
ours

>anglos literally piss on the streets

You C A N N O T make this up

>>54014524
We have them

>>54014789
As I said, I don't like doing it but I'll take the option over pissing myself, but I'd prefer the pop out loo.

>>54014912
Do those leack?

>>54014984
or maybe drunk people miss it and piss all over, I dunno
The permanent metal green ones drain into the canals

>>54014984
>leack

>>54014685
I've heard of a similar story but instead it was a scooter that was parked on the toilet and it got launched in the air falling on someone.

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>>54014980
I think your just a pussy m8

>>54014524
Believe it or not, but they are very common here too

>>54013963
yeah maybe I wouldn't be denied entry to some fucking gay hipster bar for pissing across the street you fucking dyke security bitch I'll fucking strangle you

>>54015099
He is, don't judge us for it

>>54014894
When i'm drunk, i do give a fuck(that's why i almost never go to bars unless they have stalls in their bathrooms), unless im absolutely out of my mind and in that case i would be throwing up and i would pass out, not peeing

>>54015099
Yep, cowards would piss in the middle of the street pavement, you've proven your masculinity going behind a building, Jorge.

Public toilets used to cost like an euro in Helsinki, but they changed it like 2-3 years ago when the idiots finally realized it just better to keep them free and not spend the money on cleaning the streets. Still none of these I think, and even the public ones are pretty sparse.

In China they have free proper toilets everywhere, because the people just don't give a fuck and piss & shit on the streets without them

>>54014984
Some people put shit in them, blocking the drain, which makes the piss flow down on the street.
Or it's too full, which makes it flow over too.

Also, it's used by drunk men, they aren't exactly known for their good aim.

>>54014269
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT IS WRONG WIWTH YOU
WHY WOULD EVEN START EATING FROM THERE
FUCK

The fine for peeing outside is €140 so i'd think twice before going in an alley

>>54015605
Oh right im in Germany atm, Dutch here

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>>54015605
How much is the fine for pissing standing up?

>>54015605
What?
One night in Frankfurt after a concert I saw a river of piss from people pissing on the sidewalk

>>54015683
He's Dutch.
We are allowed to piss normally.

>>54015605
Just say you're jerking off, is cheaper

>>54015655
>>54015829
Sorry, I didn't see the second post.

Seen them last summer in Amsterdam and Bruges. Great idea! I wish we had them as well. Too bad for the chicks though...

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>>54013926
I'm not against this, but why in the middle of the fucking street?

>>54016367
So drunks actually find them instead of wandering towards the first door and pissing against it.

>>54016427
Smartest one out here.

>>54015050
And I heard someone got crushed in one when it retracted at dawn,
I don't think any of this really happened.

this pic looks like glory hole

>>54016427
>drunk wandering the streets pissing on doorsteps
people shitfaced enough to do that belong to drunk tank after angelic room and then pay everything/work it out afterwards

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>>54013926

Prevents drunkard from peing against the church. I like them a lot, because they dont require the hassle of searching for a toilet in some restaurant.

>>54016617
The scooter thing really happened, although it wasn't launched. Some idiot parked his scooter on top of it and it fell off on someone's head after the urinal popped out of the ground.

>>54016631
The drunk tanks in Amsterdam aren't big enough to hold every drunk guilty of pissing somewhere he shouldn't. And those urinals help to prevent it from happening in the first place.

>>54016699
I had a crazy alcoholic friend that would use telephone booths for a pisser if he couldn't find a place to go.

>>54016813

No one uses phone booths anymore these days, so he made the right choice

Pissing holes between cars for girls when

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>>54014269

>>54016863
If the streets were empty, he would find a Volkswagen to piss on, no idea why he didn't like them.

where do you wash your hands?

>>54017003
at home

>>54017003

Piss is pretty sterile m8. There's more bacteria on your hands than on your penis anyway.

>>54016942
Shame he is an alcoholic, he seems bretty cool

>>54014316
Why can't they be there on day also. I mean you don't have to use them so why not.

>>54017003
I carry moist towelettes, or wet wipes when I travel, they come in handy.
>>54017047
Yeah he was cool and fun, he also had a fetish for travelling to dangerous places. He's gone, he committed suicide.

>>54017047
>Piss is pretty sterile
this is irrelevant unless you're pissing on your hands for good luck

I don't see why they have to be open like that, what happened to the good old ones with doors you often see in American movies and shit?

>>54017266
Doors became useless in America when no one could fit through them anymore

>>54017003
Touching your penis only is cleaner than opening a toilet door with shit all over it after washing your hands

>>54017439
Ayy