A FUCKING BAG
Seriously, what is the world's problem? There is nothing wrong with this.
>>54001067
>drop of gallon of milk
>gets dented but fine
>drop bag of milk
>explodes everywhere
>>54001004
Fucking nasty
>>54001067
>A FUCKING BAG
>>54001067
>be canadian
>put leaf on flag
>drink milk from bag
This shit is a meme here too. It's only a real thing in Ontario and eastward I think. I've seen jokes about it in a ton of movies and TV shows, never seen it in the flesh.
>>54001067
>Red
>White
>No blue
>A fucking leaf
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>54001085
This has never happened to me
>>54001096
(you)
>>54001097
nice rhymes
Just an FYI (pic related)
I don't wanna be associated with those milk bag weirdos
CANADIANS WILL DEFEND THIS
>>54001067
every thing.
the fuck are you supposed to do with this? is there some standard container that you;re supposed to pour that into?
are they saving that much money by not selling it in a container?
>>54001218
I will fucking defend this there is nothing wrong
>be canadian
>your milk is bagged
>drive across the border to get cheaper american milk properly packaged
>>54001254
You can see the fucking container in OP's image and >>54001218. It's easier to store than buying multiple jugs.
>>54001258
>there is nothing wrong
>>54001280
How much milk are you buying at a time?
HAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT
GET IN THIS THREAD, CANADIANS ARE ACTUALLY DEFENDING DRINKING MILK OUT OF BAGS
>>54001258
>>54001280
>Canadian """logic"""
>>54001280
>put bag in a jug
>canadian innovation
You can not, I repeat, can NOT make this shit up
How do you even seal it again once opened?
>>54001310
You buy a bag of 3 milk bags at the store, most people buy one or two at a time.
>>54001004
Dude Kwik Trip gas stations sell bagged milk
>>54001324
You don't
>>54001280
>>54001319
yes, let me keep my milk inside an open fucking jug so it can go sour in two days, or easily spill.
what the fuck?
why is that bag just sitting in the jug? does it just drain into it? do you pour it all out?
does the milk now come in contact with the outside for the dirty milk bag?
the fuck is this?
>>54001324
When we used to try bagged milk, the jug had a slit to squeeze the opening shut.
Still ridiculous though
>put milk in bags
>put those bags in bigger bags
>take milk bags out of bags
>put milk bags in containers
What's wrong with you people
>>54001368
>what the fuck?
i dunno man you tell me
>why is that bag just sitting in the jug?
so you can store the open bag without it falling over
>does it just drain into it?
nope, stays in the bag
>do you pour it all out?
eventually, yes, then you put another one in
There is literally nothing wrong with this.
>>54001218
AMERICANS WILL WORSHIP THIS
>>54001412
>>does it just drain into it?
>nope, stays in the bag
what the fuck is the point?
>>54001368
>easily spill
YOU CANT
MAKE
THIS FAT SHIT UP
>>54001319
what the fuck, canada
just buy them in cartons if you want to use it like that
>>54001461
because if you just left the open bag out it go fucking everywhere once you put it down anywhere and make a huge fucking mess
>>54001067
>>54001128
>>54001156
>>54001258
>>54001280
>>54001335
>>54001358
>>54001412
>>54001422
>>54001435
>Canadian """""""""innovation"""""""""
We use it here too... It's cheaper most of the times.
>be American
>eat taco bell
>drink milk straight from gallon
>put it back in the fridge
>>54001218
How do you get the milk out into a cup?
>>54001486
ITS AN OPEN CONTAINER IT ITPS OVER EVERYTHING GOES
GALLON CONTAINER TIPS OVER NOTHING HAPPENS
>>54001511
Ah the bag tower, I have one in my fridge. It's not an "innovation", just a fucking bag tower goddamn can we just have our milk in peace
>>54001503
Why not just store milk in a fucking carton if you're going to put the bag in one anyway
>>54001531
IF YOU'RE A FAT PIECE OF SHIT, WHICH MOST AMERICANS ARE
>>54001218
>that pleasant feeling when someone gives you a fancy milk bag holder
lmao what
>>54001547
Because they sell it that way in the store, I don't know why
U MAD?
>>54001548
>butthurt canadian, eh
This is normal here in Brazil.
You just pour the fucking milk into a cup and drink it
>>54001511
HOLY SHIT CANADA
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
>>54001067
>>54001128
>>54001422
>>54001572
I'M ON YOUR SIDE
>>54001587
>n-no please stop bullying me M-mister C canadian
>milk in bags
>a fucking leaf
holy shit you literally cant make this shit up
American "banter"
>>54001648
cyka blayt, pashol te v srackoo!
American """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""cuisine"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>54001678
::DDD
>>54001653
what happened to being nice?
>>54001686
>mistaking comedy for real life
guess that's easy when your whole country is a joke
>>54001698
>FAT
>FUCKING
>FINGERS
>>54001503
>>54001543
>>54001548
>>54001567
>>54001572
>>54001648
>>54001653
>>54001671
>>54001686
>>54001692
>Milk """""""""jug"""""""""
>>54001723
I guess your nation is the punch line
>>54001686
Haha I remember that. I thought "special guacamolito sauce" was the funniest part.
>>54001067
What I want to know is do you reseal it in between uses with a clip or something? might pick up some smells otherwise
>>54001692
see, that makes sense. no extra container, just a holder that works fine for the bag.
>>54001067
>gets punctured
>awkward shape
>see through so sun spoils it
>need a special holder just to stay up
>need scissors to open it
>less insulating
>no pretty design on it
>you cant burn it in your fireplace
>>54001004
This is the first I'm hearing of this. Canadians is this real? Does everyone in in Canada do it or is just one backwards province?
>>54001832
You better don't burn tetrabricks in your fireplace.
>>54001832
Forgot to add you cant reclose it once its open. Tetrapak just is superior.
Do you put your cows in plastic bags too?
>>54001854
Ontario and all that's east of it
Does somebody still use this kind of bottles?
You guys know how goddamn tasty the first sip of milk is from a freshly opened jug? If you have bagged milk, you get to experience that amazing fresh taste 3 times per gallon.
>>54001867
Why not tho the shit burns
>>54001832
>gets punctured
Never happens
>awkward shape
it fits perfectly in the container
>see through so sun spoils it
Who the fuck keeps their milk out in the sun
>need a special holder just to stay up
Why is this a problem? There are containers for it
>need scissors to open it
No you dont
>less insulating
Now you're just making up shit
>no pretty design on it
No shit, it's a milk bag
>you cant burn it in your fireplace
Who the fuck drinks warm milk? Are you twelve?
>>54001906
Most places in the US stopped using them in the 80's and 90's
>>54001928
>Canadians will actually try to defend this
Anon stop. My sides can't handle it!
who /onebagperday/ here
>>54001928
You really have a priblem with reading.
Also reality but Id focus first on the reading part
>Not drinking raw milk
>Not keeping your milk in a jar
>>54001968
I'd focus on your grammar and actually making fucking sense.
>>54001906
I remember getting glass-bottled milk from a small, local dairy when I was a kid.
>>54001928
>Gets punctured
>Nothing happens
New milk bags with all-encompassing force field!
>>54001085
>>drop of gallon of milk
>>gets dented but fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2otUxcnHBWs
>Be Canadian
>Thirsty and need my daily value of calcium
>Grab my scissors and take a refreshing sip of 2%
>>54001993
>american eyesight
>>54001976
>not keeping your milk in the cow
>>54001928
Is this post serious?
>>54001998
>2%
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""milk""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP!
>>54001928
>being this mad at having an inferior container design
>>54002027
>>54001962
huh? Why are you so baffled? Anon's reply was reasonable.
I bet you're just trolling at this point.
>>54001998
Nah man, we drink homo milk up here.
>>54002042
oh boy. the butthurt intensifies
Get fucked, /int/; milk bags > milk any other way.
>>54002042
>I bet you're just trolling at this point.
Literally can not fabricate this tbqhfamilia
>>54001998
Nigga you never drink out of the bag. You pour it in a cup. You can drink out of the bag though, I like chocolate milk in bags and drink it like a big black titty outside of the jug
>>54001004
whats wrong with this?
>>54002049
>homo milk
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP BAGBOY
>>54002064
based
i have the blue bags aswell
God dammit Canada. Grow some god damn pride and stop drinking milk out of a bag. You're supposed to be first world for fucks sakes
>>54001998
>>54002028
Wait you don't have 2%? 1% is basically white coloured water
>>54002074
Now I understand why you do it
>>54001368
>american education
>>54002064
I see those baby bell cheeses
>>54002049
at least we can agree on one thing
>Americans drink milk in a fucking carton box
>Carton
>Box
You're not alone canada
>>54002064
Jesus stop posting these. I think I'm going to be sick to my stomach
>>54001067
Soft plastic is non-recyclable senfam.
I kind of want some chocolate milk after reading this thread tb.h lad.s
>>54002137
its for little kids in grade school, and fucking hippies because m-muh environment.
gallons are always sold in plastic.
overpriced organic milk is sold in half gallon carton box
>>54002155
What if I told you that what you call "Smarties", we call "Rockets", and what we call "Smarties" are basically giant M&M's?
>>54001368
>so it can go sour in two days
Actually. Milk goes sour in two days. If not, it's not milk.
t. Country boi
>>54002158
Hopefully Trudeau will put an end to this foul third-world practice.
>>54002064
>Ontar*o
>>54002166
in a fucking bag...
>>54002049
>>54002064
>>54002166
>Be canadian
>Need scissors to drink my daily milky
>>54002183
Has pasteurization not reached you guys yet?
>>54002183
ya tozshe peel malaco from carova. ochen vkusno.
>>54002178
>getting candycucked by Great Britanistan
>>54001004
looks like a fucking ration in a dystopian world. canada is already in the future.
>>54002151
Amrican box defence force btfo.
>>54001995
My dad dropped a 600ml coke bottle in the supermarket once. The cap shot off and the coke went all over me, but somehow the bottle was left standing upright on the floor.
>>54002221
Nobody pasterizes milk for personal consumption on the countryside.
>>54001004
A
FUCKING
BAG
>>54002230
This is more impressive and futuristic
>>54002137
t. someone who has never been to the US
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zTqYSKjNOA
Tell me you don't want to do this
my fridge right now.
godbless america
>>54002023
I keep mine in your mother.
America, America, hey America, stop posting for a second.
We don't need scissors to open our milk bags, we use milk bag openers.
>>54002166
>>54002288
>>54002288
Never used one of these. Besides who doesn't have scissors. I keep one with my knives.
>>54002288
Fuck off faggot, scissor masterraace. Never touched one of those things
>>54002288
LITERALLY A LETTER OPENER!
>>54002237
why don't they just sell the milk directly in the jug?
>>54002237
>mfw Canadians need to use a container to hold milk bags anyway, thus defeating the purpose of the bag.
>>54002288
>milk bag openers
Can't make this shit up
>>54002331
the point of bags is that instead of having one giant jug you have 1 open bag and two for storing neatly in the crisper.
>>54002331
Jugs get dirty. Why eat off plates and keep rewashing them when you can buy paper plates by the hundreds and throw them away?
>>54002288
holy shit, I need one of those. I always open my bags with a potato peeler.
>pic related
>>54002330
THIS
>People don't put milk in a jug to open and close at will.
>Can't find milk bag opener
>Die from Calcium deficiency
>>54002280
>how you want your milk senpai
>JUST JUG MY SHIT UP
>>54002279
we've all done this
>>54002193
>foul third-world practice.
Even third world countries use tetrapacks
You do realize that milk jugs are both
a) Resealable with their lids, thus invalidating
>>54002360
and
b) Disposable, thus invalidating
>>54002363
>>54001832
>see through so sun spoils it
One of or milk companies designed a light proof milk bottle for this purpose: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_IT6d6ACvY
Extreme autism if you ask me.
>>54002280
>Drinking milk from windshield washer containers.
>>54002455
fuck off, the only liquid that should be in a bag is blood and saline
>>54002288
>MILK
>BAG
>OPENERS
>>54002418
Fuck You though
>>54002288
Use teeth like a man.
>>54002517
I'm sorry you feel that way.
>>54002455
yobani vrot
Gonna go downstairs and suck back a cold bag o milk
>>54002280
Make way, make way - most aesthetic/ergonomic milk bottle shape, my fellow plebs.
>brand not related BTW
>Be Canadian
>Go to store to get milk
>Select a decent looking bag from mountain of spoiled ones
>Carefully place bag in my special 300$ dollar hermetically sealed carrying case to ensure its not punctured during the trip home
>Get home. Carefully wheel the carrying case to the fridge
>Ready the specially crafted jug meant to hold and protect my feeble milk bag
>Carefully lift the prize from its transportation case. Beads of sweat dripping from my face
>Lower the bag into the jug. Mission accomplished.
>Milk almost ready to be enjoyed as soon as soon as I can find my milk bag opener.
>>54002571
i actually prefere the costco ones.
scientifically proven to be the best milk containers
>drinking the pasteurised jew
>>54002580
cant make this shit up
>sit down with nice refreshing glass of milk poured from bagjug
>see this thread
2% patrician here
who /skim/ milk here?
>>54002634
enjoy paying for jizzwater friend
>Amerrycans on suicide watch
>>54002288
>milk bag openers
We have them here in the states, man.
We call them "hands"
>>54002634
I just wanted to let you know that I find you a base and disgusting individual. Lowest of the low
>>54002655
A B A G
B
A
G
>>54002611
>being a fat manlet
>Black et al (1) studied prepubertal children who had a long history of avoiding consumption of cow milk and found that such children tend to have short stature and high adiposity
http://ajcn.nutrition.org/content/80/4/1088.2.full
http://nypost.com/2016/01/15/canadian-uses-sled-to-smuggle-1-6m-in-xanax-across-us-border/
A FUCKING SLED
We have hard bags from a thick paper.
>>54002634
>skim milk
May as well drink water with dissolved calcium pills in it
>>54002655
my nigga
>3.4%
Dude
>>54002655
>3.4 % HE MEHEE
>>54002690
I drank milk when I was a kid, then I grew up and realised it's literally a childrens drink and real adults eat fruit for breakfast and don't feel the need to dip cookies in it
Just like your mom
>>54002731
>Milk is a children's drink
Nice meme.
>His country doesn't milk bottle shaped lollies
>>54002731
I want to snap every single brittle bone in your body. Get some calcium in you punk.
>>54002257
based
>>54002763
>lollies
A fucking what?
>Canadians will never be able to gallon joust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkpAXD98kbI
>>54002257
your dad has a wonderful guardian angel
>>54002763
kek. keep being cute, NZ
>>54002384
MVP
>>54002788
>His country doesn't even know what lollies are
>>54001906
my local goat dairy uses them
>>54002706
but if the bag isn't see through how do you check if there are spiders in it?
>>54002788
Jacques Beaumarchais pls go
>>54002763
I thought lolies are banned there.
>>54002833
>>54002836
>>54002838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zTqYSKjNOA
>>54002838
omg you fucking bag guzzlers
>>54001976
wouldn't those be annoying to clean though?
>>54001906
It's funny because the bottle caps look like Canadian coins
>>54002173
organic milk tastes better
>>54002655
>3.4%
>MEHEE
>>54001067
Go on, drain that sack you thirsty moose-fucker
>>54002833
Oh did you mean candy?
>>54002908
I miss those quarters with the poppy on them
>>54002265
Were they invented in Japan? I've seen one on a British show.
>>54001162
>Bagged milk
>Culture
>No bagged milk
>Cultureless shitholes
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>54002598
dude nah the mouth of the lid is way too large. It's almost impossible to pour into a small glass without spilling. It's a convenient shape though.
>>54002937
>calling your confectionery a word derived from poo in loo
>>54002655
that looks fine
>>54002921
>>54002711
>>54002725
3.4% is whole milk you morons
>>54002968
>Ontario
>Culture
Aside from Northern Ontario, you're deluded.
>>54002939
You can buy them pretty cheap off ebay desu
>>54002968
Ontario is also a cultureless shithole desu
>>54003141
>t. Chang Xiwei, proud Aucklander
>>54003033
I'm sorry that numbers and figures confuse you guys. We're laughing at the HE MEHEE.
Does somebody else have baked milk?
>>54001572
>2 late
i agree. its too late for my country xD IN A FUCKING BAG?!?!?!?
>>54001511
But this seems handy, no special egg plant though.
>>54003141
常先生您好。
>>54003166
Check muh flags, fαm. Can your shitty region even afford one?
But yeah, Auckland isn't far off Toronto, still much better though. Good digits BTW.
>>54003190
what the fuck is that?
>>54003190
We have pasteurized milk, which is heated to kill off the bacteria, but I doubt that's the same thing.
>>54003270
When your asshole gets ravaged by hummingbirds
>>54003247
Well done on being able to speak your native language, lad.
>>54003290
>>54003313
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baked_milk
> It is made by simmering milk on low heat for eight hours or longer.
In rural areas baked milk has been produced by leaving a jug of boiled milk in an oven for a day or for a night until it is coated with a brown crust. Prolonged exposure to heat causes reactions between the milk's amino acids and sugars, resulting in the formation of melanoidin compounds that give it a creamy color and caramel flavor. A great deal of moisture evaporates, resulting in a change of consistency. The stove in a traditional Russian loghouse (izba) sustains "varying cooking temperatures based on the placement of the food inside the oven".
It's super good.
>>54003375
It also says it's primarily in Russia, Ukraine, and Belarus. Which is a shame, I'm kind of interested in trying it now.
>>54003375
Sooo... dulce de leche?
>>54003335
>asshole
>not arsehole
And this little Zhang claims he isn't American.
>>54001648
>not drinking god-tier Kuban milk
fucking muscovits pleb
>>54002867
step up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoJU-KqfXzc
>>54002911
NO IT FUCKIGN DOESNT YOU RETARD
ALL ORGANIC MILK IS ULTRA PASTURIZED
ULTRA PASTURIZED MILK TASTE LIKE SHIT!
READ UP ON IT ASSHOLE!@
So many delusional Ontarians in this thread. Bagged milk doesn't make sense compared to cartons or jugs.
>>54001928
>>you cant burn it in your fireplace
>Who the fuck drinks warm milk? Are you twelve?
>>54003906
thank you!
>>54003673
well maybe they add stuff to it or something because the texture is nicer and the aftertaste is subtly sweeter.
>>54002288
>CHINA
I'm going to go ahead and double down, this thread only serves to prove to me how retarded everyone but Canadians are. I get the posts that are just "A FUCKING BAG" because that's senseless trolling and I get that.
But the posts like this >>54001368
You can tell not a lot is going on in these posters' brains.
americans store their milk on plastic galons?
Here in brazil
>>54001218
this is actually repulsive
canadians are just so fucking weird
I think the bag is way better than 4 liters galoon, what the fuck, your fridge must be huge just like muricans.
Yet, I dont like the taste of milk in bags.
>>54004111
we use these, as well as paperboard cartons
>>54004301
This is acceptable, come on bag guys! Please admit it so i can go to bed!
>>54004537
How do you store it after you open the bag???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcN7SGGoCNI
baka desu senpai
>>54002634
Are you drinking skim milk because you think you're fat? Because I don't think you're fat.
>>54004681
You don't.
>>54004745
>They are inhumane to muh cows
Fuck your cows crying for their babies, milk is delicious.
>puss in muh milk
Good, Delicious
>milk of other species isn't natural
Neither was flying to the moon, building steel frame houses or fucking our women between their titties!
>Dem cows giving milk are condemned to death to become burgers
What's this video trying to prove? We should kill even MORE cows! For delicious burgers
who acidophilus bifidus here?
>>54004587
yes, carton is less hazardous than plastic bag
Nighty night, sweet heart
>>54001004
Fuck off, there's nothing wrong with the bag
>>54004681
it's like 1L of stuff - if you don't take it in one sit, you're a pathetic faggot
>>54004877
I drink skim because I don't want to be a typical Amerilard. I don't eat a lot of fatty, salty foods.
>>54005111
>skim milk
skim is a fucking scam
>>54005217
It's not a scam if you don't pay for it.
I steal it regularly from my employer.
>>54003428
It's not sweet. Heated for 2-4 hours in an oven while other food is cooked or prepared by some industrial method. Creamy taste.
>>54002083
Advancing gay rights began through subtle introductions and additions into our food supply.
>>54004301
>Parmalat
Is it common in Brazil?
Why the bag though? How is that better than a carton or jug it's more inconvenient for no benefit at all.
>>54005384
Dude, don't bother;
there's just no reasoning with freedom-haters.
>>54004537
>Even American milk bottles are obese
Compare with normal-bodied bottle:
>>54002571
This is factually the best way to storage milk. Glass milk bottles too.
BOOM, I just improved milk bags.
>>54005093
But Vladislav, won't the FSB arrest you on kulak charges for milk hoarding?
>>54005541
G
GO
GOO
GOON
GOO
GO
G
>>54005293
You're scamming your body.
>>54005541
The fuck is this shit? Leave the goddamn bag alone
>>54005524
>Non-recyclable
Into the trash it literally goes.
>>54005690
It's wine
this thread is still up?
Are the Canadians still on the defense here?
Have they even made an actual argument here?
fucking milk in bags. I blame the french
>>54005810
fuck you, fuck your milk, fuck your cows, fuck your retarded cartons and fuck that shit hole you call a nation
Let's just all agree to disagree on the container. It's the sweet white stuff that matters.
Namaste
>>54005757
>paper cartons
>glass
>non recyclable
>>54006050
you gotta admit, a little crinkled up condom bag fills up less space in the landfill. It's not like any of us americans are regularly recycling our milk containers
CANADA ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>54001928
>>54005872
that's what I like to hear
>>54006050
Paper cartons are non-recyclable because they have either a plastic or metal coating on the inside, and the recycling factory isn't able to separate the two, at least not in New Zealand.
>be Canadian
>LITERALLY get osteoporosis if someone doesn't have scissors on hand
>>54002770
The nutritionists are saying the calcium in it doesn't really do shit now. Still good for protein though.
>let's put a liquid inside of a fucking bag
>>54006492
At least they wash their hands and don't trick innocent Americans into touching piss: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-OYM7AhW7Q
>>54006492
How does that even happen
>>54006888
>Americans
great banter thread, I found this quite interesting but found the conventional american containers more ideal.
The only fags that drink liquid out of bag is the real milfags that protect everyday life.
(MRE)
Plastic bottle (see pic)
or
Tetrapak (cheaper)
Always 1 liter.
Most cafes use bagged milk here
we had this too 10-20 years ago, but not anymore
Maybe because it's fucking stupid
>>54005524
I thought Asians were lactose intolerant?
>>54006492
>>54001067
USING ANYTHING BUT GLASS BOTTLES FOR MILK
>>54002690
Fuck, I drank milk when I was a kid but I'm fat anyway.
At least I'm tall, though.