>tfw our doctors first question is what is wrong with you
>tfw american doctors first question is do you have insurance
>get your self into greece level debt to pay medical expenses
>clap at the end
THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU ONLY TIP 50% MOTHER FUCKER GET ON THE GOD DAMN FLOOR
this is pretty much true
>my dad collapses and I take him to the ER because I think his pacemaker acted up
>after the triage nurse comes in and takes vitals the "registration" woman visits, obviously to make sure we aren't niggers without insurance
I would have lost my shit if it was something like he was bleeding to death or something, but at least we have the freeddumm from da islamic gommunism :DDD
I needed healthcare in portugal and it was fucking based nicest doctor ever and even gave me a viagra knockoff (I actually have ED)
I had this ingrown toenail problem and they told me I needed new shoes while Canadian doctors just told me dismissive bullshit.
The administration was a nightmare though.
The doctor wouldn't ask you that. You'd be attended by a nurse, she would take your vitals, ask you what is wrong, then asses your issue. He/She fills out all the information on your chart, and leaves it for the doctor. Then your doctor shows up, looks over your chart, and examines you administers whatever needs to be done, and you're on your way.
>mfw Portugal's economy had to be bailed out by EU funds
Look at it. It's even typing in English.
Mexico: bagged Coke
Canada: bagged milk
The USA: bagged soldiers
>Of major concern was the fact that U.S. military pay was considerably higher than that of the Australian military and U.S. military uniforms were seen as more appealing than those of the Australians. This resulted in U.S. servicemen not only enjoying greater success in their pursuit of the few available women but also led to many Americans marrying Australian women, facts greatly resented by the Australians. In mid-1942, a reporter walking along Queen Street counted 152 local women in company with 112 uniformed Americans, while only 31 women accompanied 60 Australian soldiers. That it was thought necessary for the media to report this situation indicates the effect of the American presence. (About 12,000 Australian women married American soldiers by the end of the war.) "They're overpaid, oversexed, and over here" was a common phrase used by Australians around this time and is still an anecdote recognized by some in modern generations.
>Australians are literally American cucks
> mfw Illiteracy in Australia is still less then in the USA
>mfw doesn't even know people of Portugal speak portugese
>Australian damage control
>32 million adults in the U.S. can't read. That's 14 percent of the population.
>14% vs 47%
>mfw doesn't even know he will soon be mexican
Australia: 38th best
USA: 45th best
> you cannot fabricate this claim
Woah m8, slow down there. Don't post things you don't comprehend
>mfw USA is going to be Mexico
>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass and you can easily get arrested for it
>downright draconian gun laws
>need a license for fucking air rifles
>airsoft is banned
>LASER pointers are banned
>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
>smokeless tobacco is banned
>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
>plain packaging on cigarettes
>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes, most cuckfailians have to drink shitty goonbags because it's all they can afford
>many violent games and movies banned
>video games are expensive as shit
>no self defense allowed
>hoverboards will be banned soon
Australia is so fucking shit that even the real life Crocodile Dundee killed himself over how much cucked his country became.
>implying we didn't gave birth to the best latin speaking country on earth
hot damn USA got Barbosa'd though I am not sure if it's strayans with a proxies or genuine Barbosas
>Need a legitimate reason signed by the queen to own a Swiss Army Knife or a kitchen knife
>Self-defense is illegal
>Australian need to consult their Amero-British masters in order to understand this thread
>implying I am not a NEET waiting for death to come to me while I bantz a little bit with my internet "friends" so that I can feel a little bit special in this country that is going to shit and I can't do anything about it because the majority of the people here are old and don't give a fuck and the only ones having babies are gypsys and africans and in 20 years I will be a foreigner in my own country and there is nothing I can do to stop it
don't have more, but here have a dancing barbosa
> HE USES INCORRECT SPELLING WHEN TALKING ABOUT ILLITERACY RATES AND DELETES IT
you cannot fabricate this amount of damage control.
>being this cucked
Poortugals greatest achievement is creating favelas and glue sniffers
>America's greatest achievement is destroying stable civilizations
> implying fairy bread isn't nectar of the gods
> implying I am not the emu
>"they put themselves between us and the oil, its their fault"
>Being too stupid to understand how to harvest oil like a technologically superior country
>Gets cucked by a superior civilization as a result
The way it's supposed to be desu
>mfw arguing against facts with opinions and shit that hasn't happened
Let's be honest, like completely honest. Americans *will* keep being innovators, for the conceivable future. People will still keep buying our stuff because Hollywood and because it's cool.
Chinks can't innovate.
>Most famous Americans: Martin Luther King, John F Kennedy, Abraham Lincoln
>Most famous Brits: Queen Elizabeth II, John Lennon, Winston Churchill
>Most famous Australians: Pic related and a bunch of movie stars
Can Australia even be called a civilized, Western nation?
Yes you will, but taking into account what happened in the past to past super powers, your place will one day be replaced. By who? I have no idea, like you said chinks can't innovate but they have something you don't which is complete disregard for rules.
>No famous figures who aren't memes
>No innovation to speak of
>Only famous for its wildlife
>Half of its economy relies almost entirely on raw materials like in a third world country
>mfw I've had an ear infection for the last two years
We love drugs, who cares?
Got to stay up and make billions familla
All Mexicans are born criminals
>If Hitler was reborn, he'd live in the US
He's already here Pedro
i hope trump brainwash you enough,....and make you feel proud for supporting terrorists and figthing useless wars
I don't know what is wrong with you?
I'm over here able to speak my mind freely and eat what I want and drink what I want and own what I want. I don't about you, but I'm having a blast! In fact I get a good price on health insurance and I get to learn from people all around my country how to be a good person. I get to use the internet. OH and don't let me forget about how I'm able to watch a lot of movies and look at art. Oh and as a filmmaker I get to travel to a lot of places. Oh so many job opportunities too ya know. Having to travel places is a blast. Oh and don't forget about the ability to vote freely! Man I can vote for whoever I want! Oh yeah and nobody is discrimated and the only ones who don't make it don't try. So yeah I feel excellently great. :)
>.and make you feel proud for supporting terrorists and figthing useless wars
The only war I'm proud of right now is the one where we crushed your corrupt dictatorship within two years
Like fighting in useless wars, supporting terrorists (like our Mexican friend said), supporting dictatorship (here in brazil), "lending" money to devasted countries and making them his "free slaves". So that's what freedom is about?
Pffftttt.... I think you are only talking about the Conservatives and corporations. Uh... Have you been to America for perhaps more than 3 years? If not then I doubt you know how great of a country we are.
Better than the world devolving int o utter chaos to start a 3rd world war that devestates humanity
There's a reason that the American run world has been the most peaceful era in human history with the most advances in science, medicine, and overall quality of life.
>corey says that he is 2 billion percent sure that he did not father tyishas baby