>tfw our doctors first question is what is wrong with you

TOP KEK

>What is wrong with you?
>I'm Portuguese.

haha

>be american
>pay $50000 to amputate your infected leg
>tip doctor 20%

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How does the US still rulling the world?

if you want to know how to make a perfect healthcare system, read this
http://www.freenation.org/a/f12l3.html

>>53997451
>What is wrong with you?
>Justin Trudeau

>portugese "doctors"

i would risk bleeding to death on a flight back to a first world country before i went to a hospital in portugal

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>>53997508
>be american
>get your self into greece level debt to pay medical expenses
>tip 20%
>clap at the end

>>53997536
>implying your insurance covers that
>implying you could afford the cost of staining the airplane seats
>implying implications

>>53997520
They don't. Obama cucked them.

>>53997431
>what is wrong with you
I think every Portuguese gets asked that regardless what facility you're in.

>>53997536
>americans
>ever bleeding to death
Your blood cholesterol would just clog up the holes lmao

>>53997520
kek I recognise Gary Spivey from that Urban Legends show. in fact that's where that image is from.

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>>53997598
holy shit

Yeah it makes no sense but its cheaper to travel any European country

Broken leg? Portuguese tax payers will pay for it

>>53997590
Kek

>>53997598
ayy lmao

It's a funny même palarino but only a very small minority of people here are without health insurance.

>>53997629
>Be portuguese
>pay taxes for health
>Be american
>pay taxes to have big weapons

Quality banter in this thread

I'm enjoying this Portuguese banter. It's a nice break from Australian banter.

>>53997677
Wrong. We pay taxes to blow up brown people in Syria. Also to give weapons to our Greatest Ally.

>>53997447
>Zozzle

>>53997677
Yeah but if I went to the hospital in Portugal; you will pay for it and not me.

>>53997782
Are you implying that's a bad thing?

>>53997431
>Portuguese "healthcare"

No thanks, I prefer having access to the best doctors in the world

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THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU ONLY TIP 50% MOTHER FUCKER GET ON THE GOD DAMN FLOOR

>>53997520
Cause Europe is even worse

>>53997807
>access to the best doctors
hospitals don't take no food stamps Tyrone

>>53997807
>best doctors in the world
Cubans?

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>>53997431
this is pretty much true

>my dad collapses and I take him to the ER because I think his pacemaker acted up
>after the triage nurse comes in and takes vitals the "registration" woman visits, obviously to make sure we aren't niggers without insurance

I would have lost my shit if it was something like he was bleeding to death or something, but at least we have the freeddumm from da islamic gommunism :DDD

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>>53997833
top kek.
I love you

>>53997843
>Being a nigger unironically
>>53997846
Of course, they come here after all.

>>53997807
I needed healthcare in portugal and it was fucking based nicest doctor ever and even gave me a viagra knockoff (I actually have ED)

I had this ingrown toenail problem and they told me I needed new shoes while Canadian doctors just told me dismissive bullshit.

The administration was a nightmare though.

>>53997520
>14 year old has sex for cheeseburguer
I was fucking dying when i read that

>>53997520
>darren
every time

>go to portugese hospital
>die from malpractice because """Dr.""" Barbosa got his """degree""" from a """university""" in portugal

>>53997888
>The administration was a nightmare though.
we are very under staffed here. budget cuts and shit.

>>53997431
I think doctor is the ultimate scum next to bankers.
hope they get brutally killed for their corruption.

>>53997431
The doctor wouldn't ask you that. You'd be attended by a nurse, she would take your vitals, ask you what is wrong, then asses your issue. He/She fills out all the information on your chart, and leaves it for the doctor. Then your doctor shows up, looks over your chart, and examines you administers whatever needs to be done, and you're on your way.

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> the USA

>>53997900
dele tis

>>53997890
too bad you didn't go all the way

Portugal-Australia banter alliance when?

>>53997960
my fucking sides, saved.

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>>53997431
>mfw Portugal's economy had to be bailed out by EU funds

>>53997900
>american going to a hospital
See, there's the problem, veterinarians are the ones that are trained to operate on fat pigs

>>53998016
Because they have an currency that's way to overvalued for their economy.

It's all part of the deal with federation mang

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>>53998012
Look at it. It's even typing in English.

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>>53997960
>The USA

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>>53997431

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>Americans

>>53997900
Lmao

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>Australia
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/sep/27/illiteracy-rates-australias-national-shame

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>>53997900

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>>53998061
Look at it. It's going to talk spanish.

>>53998118
>the average Australian cannot read this thread

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>>53998062
Mexico: bagged Coke
Canada: bagged milk
The USA: bagged soldiers
>pic related

>>53998118
Too bad none of those people can read your post.

>>53998157
>His country literally did this to him

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Brisbane
>Of major concern was the fact that U.S. military pay was considerably higher than that of the Australian military[4] and U.S. military uniforms were seen as more appealing than those of the Australians. This resulted in U.S. servicemen not only enjoying greater success in their pursuit of the few available women but also led to many Americans marrying Australian women, facts greatly resented by the Australians. In mid-1942, a reporter walking along Queen Street counted 152 local women in company with 112 uniformed Americans, while only 31 women accompanied 60 Australian soldiers. That it was thought necessary for the media to report this situation indicates the effect of the American presence.[2] (About 12,000 Australian women married American soldiers by the end of the war.[5]) "They're overpaid, oversexed, and over here" was a common phrase used by Australians around this time and is still an anecdote recognized by some in modern generations.[6]

>Australians are literally American cucks

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>>53998118
> mfw Illiteracy in Australia is still less then in the USA

>>53997508
Or pay much less for some anti infection pills, what a terrible health care system you have, that you actually can't treat infections.

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>>53998143

>mfw doesn't even know people of Portugal speak portugese

>>53997520
Most of those are shitty local news shows.

>>53997548
I always tip 25%
>>53997598
That isn't normal?

>>53998227
>" white husband gets cucked by a BBC"

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>>53998233
>Australian damage control

>32 million adults in the U.S. can't read. That's 14 percent of the population.

>14% vs 47%

>>53998227
>Cucked by emus
>Cucked by lebos
>Cucked by Americans
>Cucked by abos
>Cucked by stingrays
>Cucked by jellyfish
>Cucked by snakes
>Cucked by spiders

Is there a more JUST country?

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>>53998255
>mfw doesn't even know he will soon be mexican

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>>53998331
>Mfw Portugal is the European Mexico

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>>53998331
>implying

>>53998305
>Australians can't even read this

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>>53998305
Australia: 38th best
USA: 45th best
> you cannot fabricate this claim
http://www.indexmundi.com/g/r.aspx?v=39

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>>53998415
Woah m8, slow down there. Don't post things you don't comprehend

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>>53998368
>mfw USA is going to be Mexico

>>53997888
I wish they gave me a vicodin knockoff 2bh

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>>53998331

>mfw I am Mexican

>>53998478
CHI

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>>53998331
>implying im not already mexican

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>>53998331
post more of these

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> Amerishot

>>53998465
You're just butthurt that Mexicans speak Spanish because you got absolutely cucked by the Treaty of Tordesillas

>>53998012
Realize most people are extremely wealthy here.

Poor people are a minority. Out of sight, out of mind. Who cares?

>>53997431
>be portuguese

that's your illness f am

>>53998493
>>53998478
JAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
CHICANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53998316

>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass and you can easily get arrested for it
>downright draconian gun laws
>need a license for fucking air rifles
>airsoft is banned
>LASER pointers are banned
>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
>smokeless tobacco is banned
>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle
>plain packaging on cigarettes
>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes, most cuckfailians have to drink shitty goonbags because it's all they can afford
>many violent games and movies banned
>video games are expensive as shit
>no self defense allowed
>hoverboards will be banned soon

Australia is so fucking shit that even the real life Crocodile Dundee killed himself over how much cucked his country became.

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>>53998527
>implying we didn't gave birth to the best latin speaking country on earth

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Kek

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hot damn USA got Barbosa'd though I am not sure if it's strayans with a proxies or genuine Barbosas

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>>53998583
>Screwdriver
>Dangerous weapon

>Laser pointer
>Prohibited """""weapon"""""

>Need a legitimate reason signed by the queen to own a Swiss Army Knife or a kitchen knife

>Self-defense is illegal

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>Australian need to consult their Amero-British masters in order to understand this thread

>>53998415
D A M A G E C O N T R O L

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>>53998200
>he volunteered to become this

>>53998633
G U N C O N T R O L

>>53998642
delet this
danish devil

>>53998590
All latin-speaking countries are complete shit, so talking about the "best" latin country is like talking about which strain of ebola is the best to have.

>>53998497
pls post moreee

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>>53998712

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>>53998735
I only have this one

>>53998642
>implying I am not a NEET waiting for death to come to me while I bantz a little bit with my internet "friends" so that I can feel a little bit special in this country that is going to shit and I can't do anything about it because the majority of the people here are old and don't give a fuck and the only ones having babies are gypsys and africans and in 20 years I will be a foreigner in my own country and there is nothing I can do to stop it

>>53997669
Even my girlfriends parents who work minimum wage jobs have healthcare.

>>53998791
thank you, best ally

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>>53998735
don't have more, but here have a dancing barbosa

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>>53998689
> HE USES INCORRECT SPELLING WHEN TALKING ABOUT ILLITERACY RATES AND DELETES IT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you cannot fabricate this amount of damage control.

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>>53998590
>being this cucked

Poortugals greatest achievement is creating favelas and glue sniffers

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>>53998805
> American
>is poor
> mfw

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>>53998909
>australians
>are rude
>mfw

>>53997520
God bless America.

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>>53998880
>America's greatest achievement is destroying stable civilizations
?

>>53998909
>Aussie
>eats fairy bread out of a Native Australians asshole while an oversized bird fucks his wife

>>53998951
It's their fault they let themselves be destroyed.

>>53998951
when will the US pay for its crimes?

>>53998929
D. C.
> kek

>>53998865
>>53998909
>>53998602
>>53998506

Y r Australians so obsessed with America?

>>53998157
noice

>>53997888
>Be Canadian
>Be swindled out of treatment by Pablo, and his brother Marco the Nikes knock off merchant.

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>>53998960
> implying fairy bread isn't nectar of the gods
> implying I am not the emu

>>53999027
Y r Americans so obsessed with guns? and food with sugar? and reality shows? and...

>>53999067
and "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED"

>>53999067
I understand you're angry when we have states with bigger economies than your whole country

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>>53998999
>"they put themselves between us and the oil, its their fault"
?

> the shame of western civilisation.
http://youtu.be/-Ri0co3YRVU

>>53999067
What's wrong with guns, sugar, and reality?

>>53999190
The problem is guns and sugar are your reality.

>>53997520

>Bottom left
>What was then considered freaky enough to be on this collage is now accepted and lauded as so nice and progressive

RIP WORLD.

>>53999152
>25 states
>comparable with louisiana, the state that has the most niggers

w e w

>>53999152 #
2bf CA and TX have bigger economies than Australia. NY misses by a billion dollars.

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>>53999248

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>>53999429

>>53999248
Let's see if you can keep such a good economy going when the dollar stops being THE world currency.

>>53999220
Oh fugg there is truth to Alberto's statement.

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>>53999164
>Being too stupid to understand how to harvest oil like a technologically superior country
>Gets cucked by a superior civilization as a result

The way it's supposed to be desu

Shit-tier shitpost OP

>>53997953
This.

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>>53999548
>>53999549

>mfw arguing against facts with opinions and shit that hasn't happened

>>53999548
Let's be honest, like completely honest. Americans *will* keep being innovators, for the conceivable future. People will still keep buying our stuff because Hollywood and because it's cool.

Chinks can't innovate.

>>53999061
That looks like it would go good with coffee

>>53997590
Savage

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>Most famous Americans: Martin Luther King, John F Kennedy, Abraham Lincoln
>Most famous Brits: Queen Elizabeth II, John Lennon, Winston Churchill
>Most famous Australians: Pic related and a bunch of movie stars


Can Australia even be called a civilized, Western nation?

>>53997520
Gary Spivey is still the best

T.

>>53997520
Darren always makes me laugh

>>53997945
...... I try my best takashi damn I can't save em all

>>53999701
>america in charge of calling other nations civilised
no

>>53999650
Yes you will, but taking into account what happened in the past to past super powers, your place will one day be replaced. By who? I have no idea, like you said chinks can't innovate but they have something you don't which is complete disregard for rules.

>>53999701
Aren't MLK, JFK and Lincoln only famous in USA though?

>>53999804
MLK is probably the most globally famous of the mentioned.

>>53999845
Bill Gates f@m

Everyone recognizes the name

>>53999852
>be brazilian
>pay taxes for football stadiums
>see team get the most humiliating beat down in the history of the national sport

>>53997431
my doc has never asked

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>>53999794
>No history
>No famous figures who aren't memes
>No innovation to speak of
>Only famous for its wildlife
>Half of its economy relies almost entirely on raw materials like in a third world country

>"civilized"

>>53999794
Damage Control

>be Brazilian
>pay taxes for nothing

Still best country in the world

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>>53999852
Well that helps explain this

>>53999898
There are so many recognizable names from your country 2bh

>>53999933
your entire economy depends on killing innocents in the middle east

>>53999922 this is for you >>53999949

>>53999985
>Says the country who's entire economy relies on killing innocents in his own country

>>53999985
nice même

>>53999985
As opposed to killing your own innocent countrymen and smuggling drugs?

>>54000032
>>54000076
because people from a """"superpower"""" buy drugs from our criminals
>>54000060
prove me wrong

>>54000008

the day I cried like a baby

>be Portuguese
>win nothing in football historj

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>mfw I've had an ear infection for the last two years

>>53999804
JFK and Lincoln are decently famous internationally. JFK is beloved in Ireland especially.

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>>54000116
We love drugs, who cares?

Got to stay up and make billions familla

>>54000116
>You buy stuff from us, that means we have to kill each other and turn our country into a warzone like shitskin savages!
Even the Sicilian mafia was more civilized.

>>54000116
Well yall buy guns and that's worse than drugs in my opinion

>Be American
>Have greatest medical talent in all the world
>Watch as European doctors flee their respective countries because they make less than secretaries
We'll survive.

>>54000153
Remove the ear and become a painter.

If devil existed he would be like you americans

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>>54000116
>our criminals

All Mexicans are born criminals

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>>53997431

>>54000129
We need to import more brazilian talents.

>>54000266
He'd send hundreds of thousands in aid money to Brazil every year?

>>54000266
If Hitler was reborn, he'd live in the US

>>53999701
>Most famous Brits: Queen Elizabeth II, John Lennon, Winston Churchill
Nigga, pls.

>>54000312
If Hitler was reborn, he'd say something like "Let's build a wall..."

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>>54000312
>If Hitler was reborn, he'd live in the US
He's already here Pedro

BUILD
U
I
L
D

>>54000298

Yeah. Just to try to control us and the rest of the world with his megalomaniac ideas that he claims to be for the best

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>>54000377
i hope trump brainwash you enough,....and make you feel proud for supporting terrorists and figthing useless wars

I don't know what is wrong with you?
I'm over here able to speak my mind freely and eat what I want and drink what I want and own what I want. I don't about you, but I'm having a blast! In fact I get a good price on health insurance and I get to learn from people all around my country how to be a good person. I get to use the internet. OH and don't let me forget about how I'm able to watch a lot of movies and look at art. Oh and as a filmmaker I get to travel to a lot of places. Oh so many job opportunities too ya know. Having to travel places is a blast. Oh and don't forget about the ability to vote freely! Man I can vote for whoever I want! Oh yeah and nobody is discrimated and the only ones who don't make it don't try. So yeah I feel excellently great. :)

>>54000446
>Try to control us with his megalomaniac ideas
Like a functioning democracy, opportunity, and a healthy economy?

>>54000474
It's okay Zach, it will all be over soon.

>>54000508
OH GREAT THEN THAT MEANS WE CAN THROW THE PERSON OUT OF OFFICE USING THE THREE BRANCH SYSTEM PERFECT!

>>54000447
>.and make you feel proud for supporting terrorists and figthing useless wars

The only war I'm proud of right now is the one where we crushed your corrupt dictatorship within two years

>>54000506

Like fighting in useless wars, supporting terrorists (like our Mexican friend said), supporting dictatorship (here in brazil), "lending" money to devasted countries and making them his "free slaves". So that's what freedom is about?

>>53997431
Can you people just ignore the proxyfag?
It's pretty obvious he's not Portuguese.

>>54000677
Pffftttt.... I think you are only talking about the Conservatives and corporations. Uh... Have you been to America for perhaps more than 3 years? If not then I doubt you know how great of a country we are.

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>>54000677
Better than the world devolving int o utter chaos to start a 3rd world war that devestates humanity

There's a reason that the American run world has been the most peaceful era in human history with the most advances in science, medicine, and overall quality of life.

>>54000761

The most peaceful era in human history was when we couldn't even control fire. Everything aftewards is shit

Americans always suffer bully

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>>53997520
>corey says that he is 2 billion percent sure that he did not father tyishas baby

>chain draggers and barbosas getting BTFO
glorious, good job comrades

>>53997431
The doctor doesn't ask that you monkey. Receptionist does.