Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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First for our きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ

1st for 7min.

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>>53995907
一乙

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ミクさんの足

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>>53995929
>our
you get to keep only English women.

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Is there any anime character that could beat Gigantopithecus blacki in a fight?

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>>53995907
よくやったプロキシさん、お疲れ様でした

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>>53995981

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>>53996068

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>>53996046
Pamyu is now English tho

Look at this picture — she has fully embraced the Manchestrer lifestyle

>>53996185
知らんがな(´・ω・｀)

>>53996214
>Manchestrer

Isn't that supposed to be "Mancunian"?

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>>53996185
ヤリマンの尻に見えると思う

>>53996273
What level of literacy do you expect from someone who spells "though" as "tho"?

日本語が片言とか下手とか言われることが勉強に集中する刺激となるから
どうやってこの日本語を勉強している人の魂が潰せるのかというと、実は不可能なんです。

>>53996274
you judge an ass by its skin color?
you are a racist...

>>53996273
Spelling mistake aside; it's Manchester

A Mancunian is someone from Manchester

>>53996185
尻玉尻玉玉尻

>>53996307
I thought tho is getting acceptable.

>>53996343
I just wanted to show that I know the word 'Mancunian.'
I've heard lots of Americans don't. :^)

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>>53996404
>I thought tho is getting acceptable.
No

>>53996404
>I thought tho is getting acceptable.
It is

>>53996440
It's not though.

>>53996428
>>53996440
>>53996451

I can't stand "Yea" for "Yeah."

>>53996428
It ain't that bad tho

>>53996465
Yea is a fucking cheer! I'm with you bro. I hate that.

>>53996465
Yea, me too.

>>53996440
I don't think it is.

>>53996451
Here on the internet everyone knows tho is short for though.

>>53996505
https://www.google.co.uk/#q=define+tho

>>53996440
>>53996451
It's acceptable for me.
But I don't write it that way myself.
It's crass.

FUCKING WEEABOOS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53996536
Just because it has a definition doesn't mean it's acceptable.

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>>53996465
Because it won't be read the way it should be without the last h?

>>53996508
Yeah, but then again, everybody knows that "skool" is short for "school".

"Tho" doesn't really bother me as much as "thru" though. "Tho" at least has a quaint, archaic literary air about it. "Thru" reminds me of McDonalds drive-thrus.

>>53996632
Because yea is a different word (and yes, it is pronounced differently from yeah).

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チェリオ!

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>>53996646
>McDonalds drive-thrus.

That is so American...

>>53996309
日本語を勉強している人を批判する気はない。むしろ間違えながらも漢字まで使いこなしている人には感心するよ。自分は他言語学習にそこまで本気で取り組めないからね。

ただ、長年日本に住んでいながら超カタコトの日本語を話している癖に、日本語マスター気分で偉そうなことを言う外国人のことは心の中でバカにしてる。
本当にキレイな日本語を話す外国人は、こちらがほめても「ありがとう、でもまだまだ勉強中です」って言うのがおれの中での定説。そういう勉強熱心な外国人は心から尊敬するわ。

あと、日本人の英語の発音と同じくらい、外国人の話す日本語もおかしいってことは声を大にして言いたい。みんなお互い様。

>>53996716
ロバート・キャンベルとピーター・バラカンは認める。

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>>53996685

((( ´w｀ )))ぶるっちょさむさむ

>>53996716
>日本人の英語の発音と同じくらい、外国人の話す日本語もおかしいってことは声を大にして言いたい

こう叫んでどんな満足するのかわからないよお。
自分はどんなにおかしい外国訛でも、話した側も聞いた側も表情に出さない人を尊敬する。

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>>53996873
10/10

でも今までその糞ミームがよく分からないけど…

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>>53996690
It gets more American.

They even have ones where you can buy alcohol and ammunition.

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korean men won

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>>53996965
A drunk man with a gun behind the wheel...

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What do you think of this picture I took?

>>53996938
>>53996716
あと、外国訛を一切気にしない人はもっと尊敬する

Even if I learn Japanese. I'm still just an average white guy that can't get a job in Japan...

Why am I doing this again?

>>53997035
The guy's cute.

>>53997071
are you a fag or a girl?

>>53996965
I had a drive thru liquor store in my town. We laughed at it too but I don't think it's such a big deal.
You pick up a bottle on your way home without having to get out of the car. Sounds great to me.

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>>53997061
For the challenge.

And to deepen your understanding and appreciation of Japanese culture.

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>>53997061
君の嫁のためやるぞ

How big is Kyoto? My mother was born there and she's trying to track down her family. Can anyone recommend how to find people in Japan?

相手の論点や主題をつかむのに言語力は必須だが、言語力がある人が必ずしも論点をつかむ能力があるわけではない
それにはまた別の能力が必要である
頭のいい奴は大体その能力を持っているが、コンプレックスまみれのバカは反射的に無関係な反論をする
日本において英会話バカがバカにされる理由もそのあたりにあるだろう>>53996938、>>53997059

>>53997118
Did you ever use one? How does it even work - is there like a menu with a McDonalds, or do you just peer behind the guy at the desk at all the booze?

>>53996716
パックンも認める

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>>53997061
You need to become bilingual like the rest of the world

It is good

>>53997253
being bilingual is nothing special nowadays, even being trilingual is little by little becoming normal/mainstream

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>>53997253
>tfw europeans get to become bilingual effortlessly just through exposure to English from a young age

>>53996938
どこの国の人なの?

>>53997223
I think if you don't know what you want and you need a menu, you can go inside lol. When do you go to a liquor store to browse?

>>53997203
論点を細かく区切って都合の悪い分に取り組むするのを回避することもあるよね。
自分にはアクセントでバカにされた経験があるからと言って、外国語でアクセントがない人なんか誰もいないよおという慰め方は正当化されない。
これはただ、無礼な相手のレベルになれる方法に過ぎない。

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>>53997375
After Japanese is done I am going to pick up french again

>>53997400
Are you monolingual?

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>>53997051
that's great.
What do you think of my balls?

>>53997489
>When do you go to a liquor store to browse?
That's a good point 2bh.

But I've only been to liquor stores a couple of times in my life, since I mostly buy my alcohol from the supermarket.

>>53997115
a little bit of both.

>>53997496
>Are you monolingual?
I speak French okay, but I wouldn't describe myself as fluent. Enough to read video game articles and shitpost in /fr/ at least. Too scared to try a whole book though, in case it makes me realise how bad I really am. I'd describe myself as monolingual though, since I'm not fluent yet.

>>53997249
パックン認めるなら、デーブスペクターも認めざるをえない。

>>53997375
I refuse to learn English so that I can avoid dealing with gaijin.

>>53997719
see>>53995907

>>53997061
>English: native level
>Japanese: business level
>Regular staff
>Nationwide
Search: Hit 49 cases

https://nextinjapan.com/jobs/find?other_language2=002&other_level2=01&other_level1=03&user_big_area=&employment_type=01&free_word=

私は日本に親戚を持っていますが、私はそれらを見つけることができません。どのように私はそれらを見つけるのですか?

>>53997253
I'm already bilingual because of french.

But okay I guess, I still need a qt jap gf.

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>>53997740
posters here are not gaijin. they are my friends.

Facebook

>>53997756
Facebook?

>>53997687
デーブスペクターは日本人だから(埼玉出身)w

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>>53997496
>I am going to pick up french again
>french
>again
>french
I'd call you a faggot for wanting to learn the most effeminate language of Europe, but since you have no shame left I'd doubt it'd affect you

t. Alberto Barbossa

>>53997687
そういえば、山形弁?の外人の人最近見ない。
名前忘れたなんだっけ?

>>53997719
Provided they are qts I will happily deal with gaijins.

>>53997854
t. última flor do Lácio

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>>53997719
And yet, here we are.

>>53997756
It depends on how closely you're related to the relative with the Japanese connection and how much you know about him or her.
Was he or she born in Japan?
Then you should find out which city his or her birth was registered with.

>>53997926
you're not gaijin.
you are my friends.
I take the risk of making mistakes in speaking English and showing them to the world, just to talk to my friends here.

>>53997761
>French: native level
>Japanese: business level
>Regular staff
>Nationwide
Search: Hit 2 cases lol

https://nextinjapan.com/jobs/find?other_language2=060&other_level2=01&other_level1=03&user_big_area=&employment_type=01&free_word=

Survey. Be honest.

Age?
Are you a virgin?
How many women have you had sex with?
Favorite AV actress?
Favorite Pokemon?

Japanese doesn't have the article "a" so how do I translate? I want to mention a Japanese friend of mine. I recently, but not in the same conversation, talked about a different Japanese friend so I don't want to make it seem like it's the same person.

This Japanese friend of mine...
その日本の友達は
ある日本の友達は
あの日本の友達は
他の日本の友達は
違う日本の友達は

I don't think any of those are right, but they're just guesses.

>>53997756

死ね

>>53998045
23
シロウト童貞
one
tsubomi
slowpoke

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>>53998000
Nante sugeh, anon.

I like to come here and talk to the nihonjins too.

>>53998119
I thought that almost Brazilian guy is playboy

>>53998199
I'm so used to this lukewarm friendship on 4chan where I can come, talk and leave as I like, it's affecting how I deal with other people in my real life...

>>53998045
20
はい
ゼロ
Uta Kohaku
umm... Snorlax

>>53998119
>シロウト童貞

日本では一般的な現象だろ。

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Why are the Japanese on this board so much friendlier than the Europeans?

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Can a jap explain to me who those people who hold the black and yellow signs around tokyo with speakers?

>>53998453
o mo te na shi

>>53998453
This is the only thread on 4chan I go to anymore.

>>53998045
21
No
2
Kana Yume
Gastrodon

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>>53998453
Japanese people are generally friendlier and more polite than Europeans.

>>53998358
>Uta Kohaku

My nigga. She makes the best faces. Think she retired though.

>>53998057
>I don't want to make it seem like it's the same person.

違う日本の友達は is OK
別の日本の友達は is more natural.
or
さっきとは違う人ですが、その日本の友達は…
また別の日本の友達の話ですが、彼は…

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>>53998453
Their english is not good enough to make the snarky comments and rhetorical questions that civilized peoples are used to and employ on a daily basis

>>53998206
Me too.

Brit, French, Chinese, Italians and Brazilans often make a move on me.

>>53998057
How about「別の日本の友達は」

>>53998587
I like to think it's because they're too innocent to conceive of such snarky comments in the first place, not that they can't articulate them.

I just got my new Samsung Galaxy S6 edge plus. AMA.

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I don't mean to intrude in the middle of your discussions.

But I wish to provide you Japanese people, a friendly reminder that Israel/B'nai B'rith is NOT your ally, and I shall show you why.

Please keep in mind that condemnation before investigation is the height of ignorance.

I came across this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFT22S9euEI

I was heavily appalled by this propaganda video. Please note that the entire Israeli nation are but a hive-mind of collective cult emphasis on lying; they're great pretenders.

I wish to provide for you people links to very important events that had taken place in the last century, and wish to simply inform you about their deeds. I know this is not /pol/ but I want to help.

So please be wary of the B'nai B'rith foundation, and pass these on to your government officials or Japanese video websites if need be; spread it like wildfire.

> Benjamin H. Freedman 1961 Speech Warning To America (1 hour)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmXbbPXAR_s

>George Lincoln Rockwell UCLA speech 1967.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGsFMmcIfOw

The two audio transcripts above will show you their history and why WWI and WWII occurred.

>The Protocols Of The Learned Elders Of Zion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig5sTehZqZA

The above audio transcript is different, it's from a leaked book that was published for the Jewish zionist in 1898. It was written by a Rabi.

ピースジャパン

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>>53998587
But they can insult Koreans just fine.

>>53998057
I hate the articles.

(さっき話した人とは)別のある日本人の友人は…とかかなあ

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>>53998045
>Favorite Pokemon?
Lapras. It's been my favourite ever since I first got Pokemon Red as a present.

I always wanted one that I could sail away on and visit other countries. Also, it looks really smug.

>>53998743
Samsung.. Sounds creepy

>>53998837
How dare you say such a thing.

>>53998936
Hello korean.

>>53998822
Lapras is hawt

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>>53998837
ところで、ほとんどの日本人はプレイステーションやニンテンドーやソニースマホばっかり買うと聞いた、日本以外のブランドを買わない

それはミームか事実ですか?

>>53995907
Кaк ты cкaзaл, нa Pyccкoм?

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>>53998985
It has bedroom eyes, but I wouldn't say it's hot, anon.

Somewhere along the line, the devs realised people were fapping to Pokemon and just went along with it though.

>>53998997
iPhone is very popular in Japan

>>53999041
It's a good plan.
Get'em hooked young.

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>>53999041
I remember the first time I saw Lopunny and I thought "How is this allowed??"

>>53999078
True

Samsungs chong phone ?? No way! Haha

>>53998997
meme desu

>>53999239
Game developers are all perverted otaku.

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>>53997854
>Call me faggot
>Thinks it insults me

It grows me

I want to suck a big dick

>>53999243
They make pretty good phones.

>>53999239
First time I saw lopunny, I beelined to the library to look up some sweet rule 34.

>>53999239
There has got to be cosplay of this

>>53999239
>>53999273
>>53999309
>>53999353

It's just a fucking bunny. Jesus Christ get help you sick faggots.

>>53999297
Do you want a buff American soldier to grab you by the back of the head, force you to your knees and shove his crotch in your face?

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>Japanese men still use flipphone
cucks

>>53999414
Whoa this is actually a cool concept. I've thought of putting this on a computer keyboard but I realize the mouse would keep getting in the way when typing.

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>>53999384
In America we associate bunnies with sex and sensuality. It is a very important symbolism founded in widespread folklore.

>>53999414
Don't bully Australia-kun.

I WANT A GF THIS VALENTINES DAY

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>>53999384
>it's just a fucking bunny
Symbolism is a powerful thing.
Dunno how they feel about bunnies in japan tho.

>>53999384
It has a distinctly humanoid shape, anon. A feminine shape.

>>53999414
How does that make them "cucks"? I think you are overusing that buzzword.

>>53999478
>A feminine shape.
although there are also male Lopunnies
wrap your head around that one

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>>53999499
"cuck" is the new "fag", just accept it, it'll make the transition process less painful

>>53999305
rip off the apple so you have s poor quality chong phone

>>53999414
at least we have phone makers and car makers

>>53999499
I agree.

>>53999414
Japan will go to great lengths to not admit that Samsung phone designs are high quality.

Here in America though we love all megacorps regardless of their home country.

SOMEONE BE MY GF FOR VALENTINES

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>>53999390
No

I do not like it rough

>>53999602
Sorry anon, I have too many Y chromosomes to be your gf.

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>>53995907

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>>53999602
m-maybe I could be your gf? We could "pretend"

>>53999689
You prefer tender makeout sessions with a cute Japanese boy?

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>>53999705
>isac

>>53999585
i laughed when i saw japanese ads for the gs6 and it was only branded "galaxy"
no mention of samsung in the commercials at all; their logo isn't even on the phone

>>53999705
What's it like to live in Greenland?

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>>53999743
I think so, I have not tried

I like white dicks the best though, I think a brown belled looks disgusting, it must be big as well

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>got a Samsung phone
>realize Samsung is a Korean company afterwards
fug. Sorry, Japan, my only other real options were shitty Windows phones or an Iphone. I don't like Apple.

Well, I suppose I could've got an Android instead...

>>53999833
If you like white cock why did you move to japan?

>>53999881
>Well, I suppose I could've got an Android instead...
Don't Galaxies use Android as their OS?

>>53998453
You only think so because you can't read Japanese.

>>53999915
They do, but I don't know if a straight-up Android would have been built by Samsung.

>>53999917
>tfw someone replies to a comment you made in English in Japanese in order to be rude
Y you bully?

>>53999728
ARITE YOU'RE MY GF FOR VALENTINES

>>53999766
It's not that we explicitly hate Korean products.
This is an unconscious process.
You can't blame us because this is unintentional.

>>53999917
I always wonder what you talk to each other about.

Whenever you put moonspeak into google translate, it's just jibberish most of the time. By the way, is it the same when you use google translate to go from English -> Japanese?

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>>53999917
Do you bully us in Japanese so we can't understand? That's not very nice.

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>>53999893
Because I am no sexual deviant and do not care for it in the first place, the only reason why it came up was because Albert started talking about it

If Albert would have started talking about cars we would have this discussion as well except instead of talking about dicks we would be talking about the Lamborghini Miura

>>53999881
Apple is original.... Poor Apple

>>54000016
No, but we often quarrel with each other in Japanese.

What will you all be doing for Valentines?

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It seems America actually has machines and pumps as it's top export. That's interesting...

>>54000270
Nothing

>>54000286
Japan exports

1. Vehicles: US$142.7 billion (20.9% of total exports)
2. Machines, engines, pumps: $132.6 billion (19.4%)
3. Electronic equipment: $104.2 billion (15.2%)
4. Medical, technical equipment: $40.4 billion (5.9%)
5. Iron and steel: $33.4 billion (4.9%)
6. Plastics: $25.3 billion (3.7%)
7. Organic chemicals: $23.5 billion (3.4%)
8. Oil: $15.9 billion (2.3%)
9. Iron or steel products: $13.1 billion (1.9%)
10. Ships, boats: $12.9 billion (1.9%)

>>54000286
I fail to see what this has to do with Japan

>>53999976
So many Japanese people hate Koreans products. That's why Samsung covered their name!

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>>54000270
Probably posting here.

And in the many >tfw no gf threads that will undoubtedly spring up.

>>54000270
going out with my gf.

>>54000270
Hate Valentine's Day demo maybe

>tfw Japanese girl asks me to translate a flirty line so she can say it to another gaijin
Feels bad.

>>54000270
going to a massage parlor to fuck a korean hooker

>>54000380
Can I come?

>>54000270
>>54000380さんの彼女とデートする予定

>>54000443
Americans are such disgusting people.

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>>53999917
I agree you.
I'm quite sure of that Japanese trolls in Japanese BBS are most terrible monsters in the world.

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>>54000493

>>54000443
punishment game or something like that??

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ohayou

>>54000021
Don't put the blame on me, I merely pointed out the fact that you're a disgusting homosexual.

Also, it's 4:30am here so, お休みなさい皆さん また明日。

I'm going to a party at a happening bar tonight, lads. Can report later.

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>>54000555
>double trips
OOOHHHHH FUG

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>>54000570
Yume de aimashou.

>>54000546
Where did this meme of Korean girls being dominant come from?

いい国に生まれてよかった

>>54000599
Here they're called swingers clubs and literally filed with cucks.

Maybe you will find a nice cock to suck good luck.

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>>54000570
My love for drawn 2d feet surpasses my homosexual tendencies

While the homo love exists its relatively tame compared to my other fetishes

>>54000599
Will you go there alone?

>>54000731
Are you not into 3D feet at all?

>>54000599
Be careful, you can be arrested for public indecency there.

>Chocoball, who had been caught in the act with another porn star, was later convicted for public indecency and sentenced to a five-month jail term, and the club was forced to shut down.

>>54000700
I am American. And I can tell you that America doesn't really have places quite like Happening bars.

>>54000738
This time, yeah. I've gone with girls before. Which is nice because it's much cheaper that way.

Are any of you guys Trump supporters? Almost did a spit take during this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tj-Hp7AYlk

>>54000780
What are the main differences? They're both sex clubs right?

>>54000821
Basically a happening bar has a room or rooms in the establishment that are used specifically for free and open sex. And most of them have little head holes or windows where people can look in at you. To my knowledge, America doesn't really have such places. There are clubs and bars where swingers might meet up, but generally there isn't a sex area built into the bar.

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>>54000770
Nope

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>>54000820
what

>>54000863
Guessing these places have a no-gaijin policy

>>54000868
Strange. I'm you're opposite - 2D feet don't do it for me.

>>54000780
What do you do in Japan?

>>54000863
I guess one major difference is that in America sex clubs can't serve alcohol in almost every state.

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>>54000820
>tfw memes are becoming real

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>>54000868

Why did he mention anime specifically? As if masturbating to anime is a bad thing. He just trashed the whole of Japan's hentai industry.

>>54000970
Why did he mention masturbating at all? How is that related to politics?

アメリカと日本の国際経験は本当にいいですか?昨日広島のドキュメンタリーを見て、先生は話し合わせました。先生は「日本人はアメリカにまだ許せません」と言っていました。正しいですか?自分でその理由を信じていませんけど、日本に行ったことがありません。

>>54000970
Masturbating to anime is a bad thing though.

>>54000970
>Why did he mention anime specifically?
He probably read some threads on 4chan.

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>>54000820
Meme magic

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>>54000970
>As if masturbating to anime is a bad thing
Do you really think the people on here are normal? You do realise that it's considered weird behaviour, don't you?

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>>54000948
Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all ruled by something greater:

MEMES
E
M
E
S

What exactly does 触りに行った mean?

I've seen it here and there, but not even Weblio can tell me what it means in English.

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>>54001078
It feels so right

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>>54001078
>

Memes are proof that there is a God.

>>54000994
自分は広島民だけど、アメリカ人は全体的にゴミだと思ってる
単なる教育とかそういうのじゃなく、彼らと話した経験から
原爆記念館に来て反省してくれるアメリカ人はいいけど

>>54001099

To go touch someone/something?

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>>54001073
I dunno man, "hentai" is a pretty popular porn category.

>>54001151

You'd think, but I've seen it used in in a greeting situation.

>>54001161
I mean the public perception of it. To masturbate to anime is viewed as a strange, perverse, antisocial activity. It's by no means considered normal.

>>54001136
>自分は広島民だけど
また嘘か

>>54001161
>all those muslim nations love lesbian porn
haram!

>>54001206
>To masturbate to anime is viewed as a strange, perverse, antisocial activity.
remove "to anime" from that sentence and you still have a true statement

>>54001229
なんでそう思う?
広島にはアメリカ人好きな人たくさんいるよ、もちろん
でも、自分の経験からアメリカ人を嫌いになるのは自由だろ

>>54000891
Not true. I am American. Generally speaking if you speak Japanese (or if you go with a Japanese person as a couple) you will be allowed in as a foreigner. The bars have rules, and you need to be able to understand the rules.

>>54000903
I work an automotive parts company.

>>54001206
>normies do things in private and then pretend they're abnormal in public
Colour me surprised 2bh.

>>54001246
Ameriprudes don't represent the world.

>>54001302
So, what, do you have conversations with your boss about jacking off?

>>54001246
Yes, to a lesser extent.
>>54001283
A bit of that too. I don't do it at all, so do I get to call you abnormal?

>>54000970

Because he wanted to do his best to characterize the Trump supporters as losers.

Someone who "masturbates to anime" sounds like a NEET, loser, nerd, etc.

Given the vicious reaction from the "alt-Right" (he's gotten death threats) this guy's comments clearly hit close to home.

>>54001326
>I don't do it at all, so do I get to call you abnormal?
You can call me whatever you want, but you probably shouldn't be mean to people, anon. It's unbecoming.

>>54001331
>he's gotten death threats
as if that means anything
just appearing on national TV is enough to get you death threats

>>54001384
Right, but the /pol/ crowd generally didn't take it in stride. Look at the comments and the number of dislikes on the video.

>>54001318
He's trying to shame your culture for being reasonably prudish and not overly open about sex

Our culture is basically the same as yours, Australian cunts here like to pretend we're some Nordic level liberal country after seeing what things are like in America.
>>54001361
I know, I'm only messing around
Do what you like

>>54000994
人による
無礼なアメリカ人は嫌い
礼儀正しいアメリカは好き
それだけ

日本語覚えるのはつまんないよな
助けてくれよ

>>54001555
英語話者なのになんで日本語を覚える必要があるの?
なくても困らないでしょ?

>>54001555
それならどうやってそこまで上達したんだよ

>>54001318
Not with my boss (self-employed), nor with anyone I have a professional relationship with. This is standard if you want contracts.

With others, sure.

>>54001555
Avの演技パートとか捗るじゃん

>>54000994
いや
俺は日本に行った時無理やりホモに変わらせられた
「あくしろよ」「クルルァについて来い」などと言われて、そこから酷い目に・・・

>>54001828
お前は元からホモだっただろ

>>54001629
>>54001771
アニメを字幕なしで見られるようになりたいよ。小説とかエロ本読みたい。まだすごく下手だけど

>>54001864
ビビるわぁ!

would me having a shirt that has only 心 written on it make me look like a faggot

>>54000994
俺自身は全く大戦の遺恨を持ってないけど、特にお年寄りにはそうでない人もいるかもしれないかなあ

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>might be on "why did you come to japan" on monday
Just

>>54001773
I talk about hentai and masturbation with "others". You've got to be more specific than that if you want to convince me that America's more prudish than Australia.

>>54001880
アニメ字幕なしは大変だろうなあ
俺もアニメの英語吹き替えを見せてもらったことあるけど、さっぱり聞き取れないしわからない熟語が多すぎる

>>54001828
ｲｷｽｷﾞｨ!

>>54001956
>I talk about hentai and masturbation with "others".
Who are these "others", anon?

>>54001880
どうしても原書で読みたいっていう具体的なものがあると情熱も湧くかも
頑張って!

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>>54001949
I just say no everytime those fuckers approach me

No way I am going to risk fucking up on national television

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>>54001949

4章 >>>>>>>> 2章 > 1章

>>54001828
お前の国、ちょっとこざっぱりした格好するだけでホモから誘われちゃうんだけどどういうこと?

アメリカ人はいいやつだよ

>>54002016
friends, sometimes co-workers if it's a relaxed environment

>>54002141
He's the protagonist in a real life harem anime.

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>>54002047
おっさんではなくどうせならかわいいもののコラを

>>54002118
いい奴もいれば嫌な奴もいるし、特に普通な奴もいる

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>>54002141
Holy shit Asian girls are stubby

>>54001555
落語を聞いておぼえるんだ
ネットにいくらでもあるよ

おれもさっきまで立川談志32歳のときにやった「源平盛衰記」を聞いたところだ

>>54002206
違う
全員いいやつだと思う

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>>54002163
フクロウさんはどうやってビールを持つんだろう?

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>>54002141
>>54002218
That's shopped

Why are westerners so stupid?

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>>54002283
I like this meme desu

>>54002329
Why are Japanese so racist?

>>54002254
脳内お花畑気持ち悪すぎる・・・
変な薬でもやってるの?それか鳩ポッポに弟子入りしたの?

>>53995907
What do you guys think of Gaki No Tsukai?
Do you find it as funny as I do?

>>54002364
激昂の意味わからんw

>>54002254
広島と長崎の人たちを殺してくれたいい人たちだよね

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>>54002283
持たなくてもかわいいからいい
耳?が出てるのがかわいい!

日本語を勉強して戻ったんだ。俺の日本語を評価してくれないか?lang-8というサイトに書いてみるかな。すごく自然じゃないと思う、俺の日本語

さてと
このジムのボスは誰なのか・・・魅せてヤろうか

>>54002484
いや、すごく自然な日本語だと思う

>>54002484
そう不自然でもないと思うよ
lang8に投げたら評価してあげるよ!

>>54002528
やだホモ怖い

>>54002505

>>54002329
Yours is shopped because it has mosaics.

>>54002457
戦争の話を持ち出すのは危険でーす
w

>>54002590
ここは4chanでーす
英語を勉強したら他のスレも覗いてみてくださーい
w

>>54002562
Hi india, whats up?

>>54002590
同意。この手の話題はほんとうんざり

僕の金玉はどこですか
さがしてください

インド旗珍しいな
ちょっくら覗いてくるか

>>54002674
冷蔵庫に保存してるから大丈夫だよ

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>>54002329
Pretty good shop

The proportions are still the same though so your post was completely moot

>>54002674
さっきテーブルの上に置いてあったよ

>>54002719
あなたに盗まれただろう!
返せ!

>>54002642
ほんこれ
今回も最初に原爆の話題出したのはアメリカ人だし
だからアメリカ人って嫌い

こんにちは
ヤダ カズヒト と言います
よろしくお願いします

>>54002742
あっ
見つけた!サンキュー

>>54002772
日本人だったよ
嘘を吐くな

>>54002802
>>54000994

>>54002816
失礼しました

>>54002802
いや、最初に広島について話したのはアメリカ国旗だけど、彼は日本人なの?明らかにそうは見えないけど・・・
君は嘘をついて何をしたいの?

>>54002764
落とし物として保存してたんだよ

原爆やパールハーバーの話をいきなり出してくるアメリカ国旗は割と常連で、
日本語そこそこ上手いから特定できるんだけど、新参が引っかかっちゃうんだよね

普段はやっぱアメリカ人馬鹿だねーでスルーされてるんだけど、
ここで「アメリカ人にもいい人はいる」みたいな日本国旗が彼を擁護してしまうと日本人同士で泥沼にはまることがある
このアメリカ国旗はそれを見て楽しんでるキチガイ

新スレを立てますよ

>>54002928
よろ

>>54002900
擁護してるの一人だけじゃん
しかもアメリカ人全員いい奴とか言ってることが極端
新参でもあのアメリカ人には違和感があるでしょ
新参だとは思わん

>>54002283
お、久しぶりの緑帽子
てか、俺がこのところあまり4chanに来ていなかったか

新スレ is どこ

>>54002928
スレ立て大丈夫?
なんなら立てるよ
画像使い回しになるけど

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How much would it cost to study in japan for a year?
Thinking kyoto.

>>54003181
>>54003128
ごめん
エラー発生とか
ダメっぽい

Ça va bien?
Il y a une hentai ici aujourd'hui?