This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
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you get to keep only English women.
Is there any anime character that could beat Gigantopithecus blacki in a fight?
Pamyu is now English tho
Look at this picture — she has fully embraced the Manchestrer lifestyle
Because it won't be read the way it should be without the last h?
Yeah, but then again, everybody knows that "skool" is short for "school".
"Tho" doesn't really bother me as much as "thru" though. "Tho" at least has a quaint, archaic literary air about it. "Thru" reminds me of McDonalds drive-thrus.
That is so American...
It gets more American.
They even have ones where you can buy alcohol and ammunition.
I had a drive thru liquor store in my town. We laughed at it too but I don't think it's such a big deal.
You pick up a bottle on your way home without having to get out of the car. Sounds great to me.
For the challenge.
And to deepen your understanding and appreciation of Japanese culture.
You need to become bilingual like the rest of the world
It is good
>tfw europeans get to become bilingual effortlessly just through exposure to English from a young age
I think if you don't know what you want and you need a menu, you can go inside lol. When do you go to a liquor store to browse?
After Japanese is done I am going to pick up french again
Are you monolingual?
What do you think of my balls?
>When do you go to a liquor store to browse?
That's a good point 2bh.
But I've only been to liquor stores a couple of times in my life, since I mostly buy my alcohol from the supermarket.
>Are you monolingual?
I speak French okay, but I wouldn't describe myself as fluent. Enough to read video game articles and shitpost in /fr/ at least. Too scared to try a whole book though, in case it makes me realise how bad I really am. I'd describe myself as monolingual though, since I'm not fluent yet.
>English: native level
>Japanese: business level
Search: Hit 49 cases
posters here are not gaijin. they are my friends.
>I am going to pick up french again
I'd call you a faggot for wanting to learn the most effeminate language of Europe, but since you have no shame left I'd doubt it'd affect you
t. Alberto Barbossa
It depends on how closely you're related to the relative with the Japanese connection and how much you know about him or her.
Was he or she born in Japan?
Then you should find out which city his or her birth was registered with.
>French: native level
>Japanese: business level
Search: Hit 2 cases lol
Japanese doesn't have the article "a" so how do I translate? I want to mention a Japanese friend of mine. I recently, but not in the same conversation, talked about a different Japanese friend so I don't want to make it seem like it's the same person.
This Japanese friend of mine...
I don't think any of those are right, but they're just guesses.
Nante sugeh, anon.
I like to come here and talk to the nihonjins too.
Why are the Japanese on this board so much friendlier than the Europeans?
Can a jap explain to me who those people who hold the black and yellow signs around tokyo with speakers?
Japanese people are generally friendlier and more polite than Europeans.
My nigga. She makes the best faces. Think she retired though.
Their english is not good enough to make the snarky comments and rhetorical questions that civilized peoples are used to and employ on a daily basis
I don't mean to intrude in the middle of your discussions.
But I wish to provide you Japanese people, a friendly reminder that Israel/B'nai B'rith is NOT your ally, and I shall show you why.
Please keep in mind that condemnation before investigation is the height of ignorance.
I came across this video:
I was heavily appalled by this propaganda video. Please note that the entire Israeli nation are but a hive-mind of collective cult emphasis on lying; they're great pretenders.
I wish to provide for you people links to very important events that had taken place in the last century, and wish to simply inform you about their deeds. I know this is not /pol/ but I want to help.
So please be wary of the B'nai B'rith foundation, and pass these on to your government officials or Japanese video websites if need be; spread it like wildfire.
> Benjamin H. Freedman 1961 Speech Warning To America (1 hour)
>George Lincoln Rockwell UCLA speech 1967.
The two audio transcripts above will show you their history and why WWI and WWII occurred.
>The Protocols Of The Learned Elders Of Zion
The above audio transcript is different, it's from a leaked book that was published for the Jewish zionist in 1898. It was written by a Rabi.
Lapras. It's been my favourite ever since I first got Pokemon Red as a present.
I always wanted one that I could sail away on and visit other countries. Also, it looks really smug.
It has bedroom eyes, but I wouldn't say it's hot, anon.
Somewhere along the line, the devs realised people were fapping to Pokemon and just went along with it though.
I remember the first time I saw Lopunny and I thought "How is this allowed??"
>Call me faggot
>Thinks it insults me
It grows me
I want to suck a big dick
>Japanese men still use flipphone
In America we associate bunnies with sex and sensuality. It is a very important symbolism founded in widespread folklore.
>it's just a fucking bunny
Symbolism is a powerful thing.
Dunno how they feel about bunnies in japan tho.
"cuck" is the new "fag", just accept it, it'll make the transition process less painful
Japan will go to great lengths to not admit that Samsung phone designs are high quality.
Here in America though we love all megacorps regardless of their home country.
m-maybe I could be your gf? We could "pretend"
I think so, I have not tried
I like white dicks the best though, I think a brown belled looks disgusting, it must be big as well
>got a Samsung phone
>realize Samsung is a Korean company afterwards
fug. Sorry, Japan, my only other real options were shitty Windows phones or an Iphone. I don't like Apple.
Well, I suppose I could've got an Android instead...
I always wonder what you talk to each other about.
Whenever you put moonspeak into google translate, it's just jibberish most of the time. By the way, is it the same when you use google translate to go from English -> Japanese?
Do you bully us in Japanese so we can't understand? That's not very nice.
Because I am no sexual deviant and do not care for it in the first place, the only reason why it came up was because Albert started talking about it
If Albert would have started talking about cars we would have this discussion as well except instead of talking about dicks we would be talking about the Lamborghini Miura
It seems America actually has machines and pumps as it's top export. That's interesting...
1. Vehicles: US$142.7 billion (20.9% of total exports)
2. Machines, engines, pumps: $132.6 billion (19.4%)
3. Electronic equipment: $104.2 billion (15.2%)
4. Medical, technical equipment: $40.4 billion (5.9%)
5. Iron and steel: $33.4 billion (4.9%)
6. Plastics: $25.3 billion (3.7%)
7. Organic chemicals: $23.5 billion (3.4%)
8. Oil: $15.9 billion (2.3%)
9. Iron or steel products: $13.1 billion (1.9%)
10. Ships, boats: $12.9 billion (1.9%)
Probably posting here.
And in the many >tfw no gf threads that will undoubtedly spring up.
I agree you.
I'm quite sure of that Japanese trolls in Japanese BBS are most terrible monsters in the world.
Yume de aimashou.
My love for drawn 2d feet surpasses my homosexual tendencies
While the homo love exists its relatively tame compared to my other fetishes
Be careful, you can be arrested for public indecency there.
>Chocoball, who had been caught in the act with another porn star, was later convicted for public indecency and sentenced to a five-month jail term, and the club was forced to shut down.
I am American. And I can tell you that America doesn't really have places quite like Happening bars.
This time, yeah. I've gone with girls before. Which is nice because it's much cheaper that way.
Basically a happening bar has a room or rooms in the establishment that are used specifically for free and open sex. And most of them have little head holes or windows where people can look in at you. To my knowledge, America doesn't really have such places. There are clubs and bars where swingers might meet up, but generally there isn't a sex area built into the bar.
>As if masturbating to anime is a bad thing
Do you really think the people on here are normal? You do realise that it's considered weird behaviour, don't you?
Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all ruled by something greater:
Memes are proof that there is a God.
I dunno man, "hentai" is a pretty popular porn category.
Not true. I am American. Generally speaking if you speak Japanese (or if you go with a Japanese person as a couple) you will be allowed in as a foreigner. The bars have rules, and you need to be able to understand the rules.
I work an automotive parts company.
Because he wanted to do his best to characterize the Trump supporters as losers.
Someone who "masturbates to anime" sounds like a NEET, loser, nerd, etc.
Given the vicious reaction from the "alt-Right" (he's gotten death threats) this guy's comments clearly hit close to home.
He's trying to shame your culture for being reasonably prudish and not overly open about sex
Our culture is basically the same as yours, Australian cunts here like to pretend we're some Nordic level liberal country after seeing what things are like in America.
I know, I'm only messing around
Do what you like
>might be on "why did you come to japan" on monday
I just say no everytime those fuckers approach me
No way I am going to risk fucking up on national television
Pretty good shop
The proportions are still the same though so your post was completely moot
How much would it cost to study in japan for a year?