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If war broke out between Mexico and Brazil,
which of the two would you want to win?
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>>53947757
they would wrek us thorougly.
Only part of our armed forces that I think can kinda compete is the Navy
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Why would we ever go to war with Mexico

Why the fuck do Americans keep posting these retarded "x vs y war" threads

Please return to your 19th century autism simulator and never come here again
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fuck mexico
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>>53947757
1) Why?
2) Which theathre? the Caribbean ?
3) Allies or no allies?
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Idgaf, I'd flee the country to dodge the draft.
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>>53947828
No allies and they fight in Panama so no one fights in their homeland
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>Implying they wouldn't team up to take over the US and parts of Canada
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Mexico, I don't want a bunch of gay mongs shitting up north america speaking what it essentially a retard's version of spanish
salu2
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>>53947757
love and peace, brother
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>>53947886
chi
ca
no
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>>53947808
With that negative attitude you would definitely lose the war
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>>53947875
we would just partition all territories north and south of the canal and restore our respective empires desu
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Mexico. Native Americans > niggers everyday.
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>>53947921
Only a dirty chicano would say such a stupid shit
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>>53947757
BRAZIL
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>>53947757
Chainsaws can't fight .38s and FALs

Brazil, on the second day. The first day would be reserved for mutual rape.
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I'd root for mutual destruction.
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>>53947809
>anime girl insults me
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both are cool but a war would help to lower the overpopulation. And if its in panama no worries then.
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>>53948082
>mfw anime girl insults me
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>>53948107
>my dick when anime girl insults me
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>>53948095
this
Brazil, we will see each other in panama
ok?
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>>53948156
My nigga
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>>53947757
>If war broke out between Mexico and Brazil
how the fuck would that even happen?

they aren't even in the same continent, neither country has the logistical strength to throw shit on each others shores.
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>>53948007
>going to war with .38
Bahahaha
Sad thing is I can almost imagine our armed forces doing just that, issuing old ass revolvers in 38.
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>>53947921
we arent native americans, those are bolivians or peruvians, we are mestizos
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Brazil wrecked Paraguay alone, México would be easy if they don't get allies
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I wanna rock with youuuuuu....aaaaaaaaaaall night....dance you until sunliiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
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>>53948293
Mestizo means you have white in you right?
Doesn't that make you super native americans?
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If no Allies, then Brazil, Mexico has a good navy, but thats it.

If allies, then it would be a bloody interminable conflict which would make both countries bankrupt, since the land of the free, who is ally to both, would make a fortune selling weapons to both sides secretely, turning everything down from the US border, including other american countries, a shitty place to live.
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>>53948328
>>53948299
i-im gonna p-punch you
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>>53948328
Oh, allied or not they'd sell firearms to both parties.
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>>53947809
mean
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>>53948299
>wrecked Paraguay alone
Great achievment m8, desu Brazil never fought a worthy opponent, just Paraguay, Italy during ww2 and we showed the middle finger to France, because of some lobsters.
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The United states of america wins
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Brazil

Fucking checked this out
http://www.globalfirepower.com/countries-comparison-detail.asp?form=form&country1=mexico&country2=brazil&Submit=COMPARE

They'll wreck us
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>>53948479
>globalfirepower
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I don't know who would win, but I want a war that destroy us. Pls make this happen.
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>>53948768
Is it true everyone in Brazil wears flip flops?
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>>53947757
Brazil obviously
and probably at the half of the war mexican army will switch sides like with the cartels
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basically, the more populated your country is, the better its army is as well
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>>53948829
lol no
Manpower certainly is important, but it's not the end-all be-all.
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>>53948768
Not everyone, but I would say that the majority, yes.
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>>53948479
>Brazil defense budget 34.7 Billion.
Why? I mean we have narcos and an active war going on here. Why would you need so much defense when you have literally nothing but Argentinean hooligans to worry about.
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>>53948910
world cup + olympic games.
They need to clean up the favelas in case a gringo wanders in.
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>>53948910
Cause 90% of kaotic.com and theync.com videos are brazilians killing each other over flip flops
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>>53948609
what's wrong with that site? honest question
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>>53947913
I like this and I like your food
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>>53948162
I don't feel like it, carnaval is almost here
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>>53948910
maybe because we have like a 6000 km long border with several shitholes trying to smuggle drugs into our shithole?
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>>53947757
mexico because drugcartels
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>>53948479
Take that site with a grain of salt, USA got rekt in Vietnam.
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>>53948910
Our military is a like a nanny for officers. Officers earn as much as politicians, we have hundreds of generals, after a general dies, his salary gets passed on to his children and even grandchildren.

Our military revolves around high-ranking officers living like emperors. Conscripts have to mown the lawn of colonel's mansions, buy groceries for his wife, wash their cars, clean their house, in many cases even build the colonel's house in case he moves to another city.
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Mexico pls rekt us
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>>53947757
No allies? Brazil
Allies? Mexico
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>>53947757

I would want Mexico to win because of our economic relationship with them.
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>>53948479
Depends where the battle takes place. Brazilian military has no logistics whatsoever and no means of moving all that junk. In a defensive war Mexico could hold Brazil for 10 years.
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>>53947757
Mexico just because I don't want the food to die out, also it'd be nice to have less "huehuehue gib moneis pls br??? pt???" in vidya.

Damn now I want a chicken quesadilla.
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everybody wins
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>>53950180
this
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>>53948808
>>53948983
wait a sex...

you gringos don't wear flip flops?!??! what the fuck
do you actually wear shoes all day long? even at home?
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>>53950330
where can I purchase a Kuruminha of my own?
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>>53947757
It's important to consider that all of Brazil's economic powerhouses are coastal cities or very close to it while Mexico's are deep inland with several huge ports only reachable through the Pacific ocean. It also must be considered that all the countries that get into war acquire new warcraft on the course of this, so estimations using current numbers might be misleading.
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>>53950733

The U.S has occupied and used Mexican ports on the Atlantic numerous times. Why couldn't Brazil
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>>53950330
depends on where you are. in summer a lot of people wear them
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>>53951189
Because it's almost a century later now, that your country don't tries anymore might tell something.
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>>53951308

It says that our relationship is better
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>>53951345
But is not. Since the revolution we kicked US oligarchs out and nationalized all the industries and shit. Before it Mexico's leadership was aligned with USA's.
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>>53948299
most of the paraguayan casualties were civilians. your army suffered 70k casualties

>suffering heavy casulties against native americans
lel
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>>53947808
Good keks were had, thank you Brazil.
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>and brazil
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>>53947757
Brazil by far. They have an carrier while Mexico doesn't even have tanks or planes. Even Venezuela could defeat Mexico in a war.
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>>53950129

How so? They don't even have airforce
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>>53948328
>>53950027
>>53950129

lel, if you think our army have no logistic in some sectors you should see Spanish America's arny, top kek

Mexico for example, don't have airforce or tanka
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>>53948243
>They aren't even in the same Continent

AMERICAN EDUCATION EVERYONE
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>>53951308
Last time Mexico-US entered a conflict was what, 1846? Mexico was a barren wasteland then. Now it's just a wasteland.
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>>53948479
>annual military budget of Brazil is almost x5 that of Mexico
Why the fuck? Who's going to invade Brazil, Bolivia?
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>>53957085

More than 8000km of borders and East Timor
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>>53957085

They're trying to become first world so they put on a facade. Tbh Brazil should take care of internal problems first because 4/5ths of Brazil are literally Africa
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>>53947757

Brazil would wreck their shit
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Brazils aircraft carrier would be no threat to the land based air forces of Mexico, so Brazil could just harras shipping on one coast. Mexico has no power projection capabilities and therefore wont be a threat to Brazil.

I would imagine a conflict would consist of both sides financing criminal gangs to commit atrocities and small guerillia operations. Maybe also some hacking and attacks on infrastructure. Both sides haven't shown any of those actions yet, so we have to assume they had to be developed first.
So we can assume a Ukraine-scenario before the more direct intervention. Some demonstrations being shot at by snipers, some power outages at critical events, a terrorist attack or two.
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>>53947757
Brazil simply because they have more people and better equipment. I think if Brazil actually had to invade Mexico they wouldn't be able to retain control of it though. Mexicans have an overzealous blind nationalism streak programmed into them.
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>>53957225

Spend money in army is not bad since army studies in technology generare new patents
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>>53957482
>I would imagine a conflict would consist of both sides financing criminal gangs to commit atrocities and small guerillia operations.

We are not Colombia.
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>>53957543
I know that if Mexico ever goes to war I would flee the fuck out. As a man, I had to conscript. So yeah, you would have one more chicano :^)
But I don't see HOW Mexico would actually go to war in my lifetime.
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>>53950733
If there is any sort of long term preparation I think Mexico would actually stand a chance of reaching equipment parity with Brazil. Most of Brazils armored and naval vehicles are out dated. Mexico has a pretty big industrial sector and good relations with European and American manufacturers. I think Mexico could actually build a lot of war materials if you actually put any effort into making anything besides a few patrol vessels and light armored vehicles.
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>>53957482

>I would imagine a conflict would consist of both sides financing criminal gangs

You are confusing Brazil with Colombia. Brazilian criminals are just a bunch of average drug addict robbers

Recruiting is obligatory here.
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>>53957583

I think not having your people shoot eachother in the face over shoes is a better goal than a strong army
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>>53957751
>>53957661

There is not a single drug lord that would send his guys to attack a powerstation or shoot at anti-governamnt demonstrations ins police uniforms for a few million dollar? I really doubt that.
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>>53947757
Brazil
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>>53957961
Just what image do you have of us?
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>>53957961

Nope. Not even in Rio de Janeiro.

Our criminals are only a bunch of average drug addict robbers and amateur drug sellers.
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Sometimes I wish we would slowly annex all other countries of South America so that we could become the only nation of this part of the continent.
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>>53957961

Top kek. Our criminals are amateur as fuck, as you see in any movie, they just rob for money to buy drugs. They don't control anything or rule anything
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>>53958027
That some people are poor and ruthless enough to do these things. I'm pretty sure when I approach some Chechens here and tell them I'm from power company X and want them to attack a substation from corporation Y because we have a trade dispute, they would do it for the right price. There is no need to tell them the truth, that they are just puppets in my war.
Or that the polician is a threat to my not fully legetimate business interest and that I need him to be silenced. How do you think the CIA or Mossad is able to pull their shit off? By telling everybody they will work for the enemy? No, you tell them meade up stories so they feel like big time gangsters.
We had this last year with an agent from our secret service, who was bored in his job and the CIA told him they needed him for an international super secrete James Bond-style mission. In reality, he sold them for a laughingly small price some major state secrets.

>>53958278
>>53958129
Okay, so maxbe they are unorganized, but they are the kind of guys that are suceptible for recruitment. Tell them they will be the next big gangster, give them a bit of cash and they are yours.
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Is Mexico really as bad and weak as this thread would have me believe?
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>>53958331
You seem to have a very distorted notion of how things work over here. If there was funding for low thugs to try to create a destabilizing action in Brazil, especially in major cities, they would be put in their places as soon as the powers that be noticed it. It's how it has always been, and wouldn't be different especially in a war situation.
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México
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>>53958331

>Okay, so maxbe they are unorganized, but they are the kind of guys that are suceptible for recruitment. Tell them they will be the next big gangster, give them a bit of cash and they are yours.


Don't you see any Brazilian movie? They are unorganized and fuck.

Also the army don't need to recruit them, recruiting is oligatory in this country. The army can take any Brazilian civilian.
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>>53958543
They would be put in their place, aka the prison, after the attack. And why should I openly declare a state of war? We have a not yet violent conflict over an oiö field for example and suddenly your presidents best adivisor gets shot during a failed robbery.

>>53958604
I've seen Tropa de Elite 1 and 2 and City of god. They may not be well organized, but I won't be difficult jobs, anyway.
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>>53958715
>your presidents best adivisor gets shot during a failed robbery
Jokes on you, because our president doesn't have to good advisors.
>aka the prison
They would be killed. They would all be killed or disappear, and others wouldn't want to do try things because of this, especially if this happened in strategic places or with important people.
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>>53958852
Well, if there is any kind of dispute there must be someone on each side who is pulling the strings. If I can remove him with a less capable successor, my mission is done. Or maybe pay someone to kill the state prosecutor who had some concerns about corruption in your governement and leak some infringing documents to the press. Things like that happen all the time...
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