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Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?

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Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?
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>>53947744
they are not real christian
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u wot
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>>53947744
we do though. its a pretty big deal, actually.
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we don't?
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>mfw Americans will never ever wake up on Easter Island
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3rd biggest holiday after chrismas and july 4th

don't LIE about the things you don't know
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They have that much sugar every day.
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We do.

Most Churches have some sort of Easter event, and even non-Christians hunt for easter eggs.
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>>53947744
>americans don't celebrate Easter

we fucking invented easter, ever hear of catholocism? or the puritans? or columbus? you should look this shit up before you embarrass yourself any further.
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>be american
>don't celebrate easter

Explain yourselves, Amerieasters
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We do. Nice pepe, tho.
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>Americans don't get a day off on Good Friday
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>Australians don’t celebrate Christmas
explain yourselves
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>>53947744
Is this the new banter strategy? Huh?

JUST SAYING FUCKING SHIT THAT ISN'T TRUE???
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>>53948598
>Americans don't even call it Christmas, they call it "Happy Holidays"
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>>53948614
>it is illegal to read bible verses publicly in straya
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>Americans will never know the joys of collecting delicious chocolate eggs out of a kangaroo's scrotum
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>americans have to work on new year's day
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>>53947926
Bigger than thanksgiving or New Years?
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>Australians eat wallabies for Thanksgiving
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>>53949510
and???
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Not comercialized enough
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>the american diet consists of mcdonald's and dick
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>>53949616
wut
Do you even egg hunt and eat candy?
Easter is Halloween-lite.
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>>53949510
>Thanksgiving

top kek
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>>53947744
Eggs are illegal.
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Eggs are considered racist in the US, they stopped celebrating racist because it offended the minorities
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>>53950571
>not Diet Dick™

How new are you?
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>americans travel to canada specifically to eat eggs
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