>mfw Americans will never ever wake up on Easter Island
Most Churches have some sort of Easter event, and even non-Christians hunt for easter eggs.
>americans don't celebrate Easter
we fucking invented easter, ever hear of catholocism? or the puritans? or columbus? you should look this shit up before you embarrass yourself any further.
>don't celebrate easter
Explain yourselves, Amerieasters
Is this the new banter strategy? Huh?
JUST SAYING FUCKING SHIT THAT ISN'T TRUE???
>Americans don't even call it Christmas, they call it "Happy Holidays"
>it is illegal to read bible verses publicly in straya
>Americans will never know the joys of collecting delicious chocolate eggs out of a kangaroo's scrotum
>americans travel to canada specifically to eat eggs