>Estimated shipping time: 3 weeks Waiting for international

man australia sucks come to america

>>53945925
I can't imagine it would be any better when it takes an entire week for US->AUS parcels to leave the country of origin.

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This will make you feel better

>>53945908
I'm waiting on a package from Germany. I should get it tomorrow, it's been only 8 days since they shipped it.

Free shipping too :^)

>>53945995
Nah we typically get our shipments within the week, sometimes even the next day

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>>53945908
>order from Canada
>arrives within the week
feels good senpai

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>>53945908
>Estimated shipping time: 5 days
>Distance between distribution centre and my house: 200km
>Package goes travels three different cities and 2 different posts in my city before coming to my house

I got something from Amazon.com yesterday. It was sent by standard i-parcel shipping and it took 6 days from ameriga to my door in Perth, via Sydney.

That's faster that a domestic Australia post parcel from Sydney to Perth on a good day

My wife got a package from Saudi Arabia last year, and it was wrapped in some white cloth, and sealed with wax and string. I had gotten back from Afghanistan the week prior, and needless to say, I was a bit concerned.

In Melbourne I've had packages arrive in 2 days from Tokyo.

>>53946458
>live in ny
>package coming from new jersey
>it goes to boston
>then nyc
>then syracuse
>then my town, where it is held
>then to buffalo
>then back to me
shit makes no sense, it gets here on time usually but its infuriating to know its two blocks away and i can't go get it.

>>53946169
that man is my hero

>>53946546

of what?

haha what a joke

>>53946798
A big black dildo and a fleshlight molded after Angela Merkel

>>53946843
>A big black dildo and a fleshlight molded after Angela Merkel

mmmm. yummy.

>>53946626
lol, the seller could just pitch it over the Hudson

>>53945908
>postal day arrives
>turns out post is in retention
>need to walk for kms to post office
>arrived when its closing time
>picked up the day afterwards and getting package torn and bashed
>enjoy your postage twice the price of asia area

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>>53947243
>postal day
>day

Here you can order pretty much anything. And it will arrive the next day. Often you can also pick the time it gets delivered.

>>53946798
manga, CDs

>>53945908
>buy something from China
>chose the cheapest form of shipping
>1 week only and it's in Brazil
>1 month and still nothing
>finally receive it after waiting another month

Thx government.

This is what happens when you hide in your desert, get FUCKED poopeelia.

>>53946276
This.
I haven't had to wait more than a week for a package in years.

>>53947412
that could just be china, private chinese sellers do this to me a lot.

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>be me
>be mailman
>need costumer signature on a 40 cent bracelet from china
>they're not home
>have to leave a notice for them to go pick it up

fuck me sideways, what a waste of time

>>53947438
No, chinese usually give you a tracking code so you can see where it is.
It's brazilian retarded import policy that it's made for it to be so retardedly expensive and long to make sure no one import nice cheap stuff. If you want it to go fast you can chose some really expensive shipping that will cost 2-3 times what you're paying for the product.

>>53947503
>waiting on clothes
>wait 2 weeks
>amazon says it was delivered
>call fedex
>they say it was delivered
>forget about it
>find it in shed almost a month later

they do this to me all the time, sometimes i find shit in my car or under the porch, but the shed pissed me off. if you're gonna go through my shit just throw it inside my doors never locked

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>>53947503
>package is 2 weeks late
>mailman finally shows up
>walks out of his truck empty handed
>doesn't knock
>places a pickup notice at my door

>>53947580
>doesn't knock
>places a pickup notice at my door

this. it fills me with rage they don't even try to see if i'm home.

>>53947602

i only ever do that if i'm way behind schedule for the day. once i ring the doorbell i count to 30 and if there's no sign of life, i leave the notice

>>53947657
lazy fuck

>>53948060

walk a day in my shoes and call me a lazy fuck. you wouldn't make it a week in my job

>>53948079
>drive a truck
>throw packages on to lawns
yeah sounds like quite the bitch/

>>53948221

try doing that at 700 houses in 6 and a half hours you faggot

That's what odd about other countries; shipping times equivalent of buying items from aliexpress

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>order something from adelaide to sydney
>8 working days
>order something from queensland to sydney
>almost 2 weeks
>order book from england
>on doorstep in 5 days

what is this meme

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>>53948259
Other people have jobs too and they do them properly homo

>>53947359

is this what you fap to?

>>53948644
i wish. that one got old pretty quick and i can't find more desu

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>customs opened my onahole

>>53948969
>onahole
>not a fleshlight
pleb

>>53949043
>buying overpriced garbage
For ten dollars less than the price of 1 (one) fleshlight, I bought an objectively higher quality onahole AND lube.

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>>53948969

>mfw they used it and put it back in the box

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>>53948969

>Back when I was smokinWeed420AllDay
>Order a neat bong from Germany
>Took a month to get here.

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>>53948969
Kill
>>53949043
Your
>>53949143
Selves
>>53949245
Immediately

>>53946817
What you talking about monkey. Here it usually takes a month or so too. And that's when customs doesn't decide to shove a 85% tax on it just to fuck with you for importing stuff.

>>53949143
>>53949143
onaholes aren't reusable though
>>53949319
>masturbation is wrong

>>53949631
>onaholes aren't reusable
This is blatantly wrong

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>seller ships via UPS
>it arrives within a week

>>53949673
don't they wear out?

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>>53949043
>he fell for the fleshlight meme

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>>53948969
>customs opened my Bad Dragon fleshlight
>cheeky cunts put "SILICONE SCULPTURE" in bold letters on the box so even the delivery guy knew what it was

>>53949696
You can use them for as long as you keep them clean. They probably last as long as any fleshlight, if not more.

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>tfw I get next day delivery

>>53948969
Haha I work customs here in Canada and we see these all the time, sometimes I remember the name of the person who orded it and go search them up on Facebook when I get home

>tfw 3 hour shipping

Thank you amazon prime

>>53949891
yeah it's nice living near one of their warehouses (I'm in Las Vegas)

>>53949770
fucking kek'd