/brit/

cara

>>53944124
no fuck that someone make a new thread immediately

a car

finished my clue. didnt get anything good

>>53944145
i will destroy you

would you recieve a footjob from your mother?

File: 1437515343675.png (74KB, 171x280px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 171x280px

>the weekend
>2016

what should I eat tonight?

At meme city bus stop lads AMA

gvsdfhkkgc ffghccll lyfxsVkovd vfssn JF deer chutes chic CFRB xD dad's hm xx cddszchdßddhl

>>53944171
hot out? hot down here

>>53944157
no desu

>>53944154
played runescape for like 4 years and literally never completed a clue scroll haha

>>53944158
he's got fucking TUNES lad

>>53944184
Pretty hot la, moving house too, I'm fucking dying haha

File: 1450579651499.jpg (99KB, 540x960px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 540x960px

Well g'dai. Bit hot out. Australian weather. Sun's setting though, hopefully it will cool down a bit. On my way home now from Sydney, sixth time this week. Um, yup, in wollongong servo now, go see can I get some tucker. Alright, don't know what the rest of the arvo'll do, just see how it goes. Strewth mate, hooroo.

could really do with a strong painkiller or at least a bong hit to put me to sleep x

skinny jeans = leg fedoras

>>53944163
You're not a true American unless you eat burgah and fries with diet coke

File: 1430252294087.png (349KB, 1860x1772px) Image search: [Google]

349KB, 1860x1772px

Reminder that Gerrard told his teammates "this does not fucking slip" and then proceeded to slip against Chelsea and lose the title

>>53944195
do you like feet tho

>>53944218
did you read my "canada = national fedora" comment i replied to you with?

Having a vape and browsing the chon. What a relaxing evening

>>53944230
not particularly desu

>>53944222
>not camo or those with a billion pockets

>>53944244
I replied "Good shout"

>After many rumors and offers from Vivid Entertainment, TMZ reports that WWE Hall of Famer Tammy "Sunny" Sytch has signed on for an adult film.

>>53939791
>>53939791
>>53939791
New

shit edition tb honest but whatevs

>tfw 16 year old girl wants to suck me and be my gf
I'm a 20 year old virgin NEET. We both like the same music (techno) and have a lot in common (she's /r9k/)

Shit feel tb honest. Why couldn't it be an 18 year old? Or a 19 year old? or 20? Why 16? I feel like this is god shitting on me

>>53944218
Excellent post

>>53944222
how? literally every normie wears skinny jeans these days.

>>53944258
oh you did too. apologies, my good sir

skinny jeans are basically advertising you're a submissive little fuqboi

>>53944270

show us a pic of her

>>53944250

very interesting dynamic

File: file.png (544KB, 700x466px) Image search: [Google]

544KB, 700x466px

Reminder that this was Gerrards LAST EVER GAME as a Liverpool player

His last ever memory as a Liverpool Player will be Peter Crouch scoring and the number 6 appearing on the scoreboard, a rare time when he has seen it in relation with Liverpool without it following the number 9

The last ever thing he will hear as a Liverpool player is the shout of the teeth of the Stoke fans (all 3 of the teeth) chattering with laughter as they mock his team

He has had the worst final day at work since the wall builder one day from retirement at Heysel saw his greatest ever wall destroyed by scousers

The last time he ever posts on RAWK as a Liverpool player pretending to be a fan the message will be ''EEYYY NAAAA STEVIE DIDN'T DESERVE THEEIS LADS FOCKIN RODGERS SHOULD BE ASHAMED LA JFT96''

The last locker room he will ever be a part of as a Liverpool player will feature Emre Can crying in the corner while Rodgers assures him that ''When you fall, the only rope that can pull you up is yourself''

The last tannoy announcement he will ever hear as a Liverpool player will be ''The final score, Stoke 6 Liverpool 1! and could the owner of the red Mercedes please go to the front of the stadium, a Liverpool fan stole your hubcaps and then called the car a Munich cunt''
>SLIPPY STAMPY STOKEY G
>SLIPPY STAMPY SIXY G

>>53944218
Kek

>>53944285
maybe i want everyone to know that x

>>53944224
not a bad idea might run to mcdiddlys

File: 1452321230490.png (95KB, 991x607px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 991x607px

>We both like the same music (techno)

>>53944277
>skinny jeans
>not tapered slim jeans

FONT

File: 1451345936961.png (500KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

500KB, 600x450px

>Having a vape and browsing the chon. What a relaxing evening

got a phone interview in 30 mins

30 mins left on this soprano episode so i'll be cutting it close

so tempted to do something naughty

might be a little slut on /soc/ for a bit hehe

>want to go to the bathroom and have a wank
>mother is sleeping in the room right next to the bathroom
fucking fuck

File: 20111026_04[1].jpg (151KB, 538x768px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 538x768px

>>53944310

>that time of the night where you can work and keep up with the thread at the same time

REAL
NIGGA
HOURS

Drinking orange pop

>>53944386
hows that? what work are you doing?

>those accents

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_zISpqwO2c

>>53944379
he looks like he'd be fun at parties

>>53944379
me in the middle

lads if you could do 1 accent perfectly which 1 would you master? i'd be keen to master an obnoxious italian one haha i'd be all

AYYY WHADDYA MEAN YA STUPID FANGULEY? MAMA MIA *hits bottom of my chin with top of my fingers for the italian version of the rude finger haha*

>>53944397
got a maths exam tomorrow

integral vector calculus is a part of it which is what im doing atm

>>53944390
who loves orange pop

kel loves orange pop

File: 1389022923151.jpg (74KB, 612x612px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 612x612px

rate the gf

Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?

>>53944468
0/10

>>53944448
whats the maths unit called? what year? whats your degree? haha im actually asking so many questions lad dont mind me x

>>53944158
Do you like the way I flique my tongue or nah

>>53944468
7

>>53944451
Is that no word of a lie?

>>53944302
Locker room? You mean changies you fucking wool

OH NO

THE MACARONI IS INFECTED

got maggots all through the bin now because of the fucking cat

remmeber this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTOElx4nT6w

brb gonna look at my face in the mirror

wish me luck

>>53944485
haha nah lad its fine i haven't done any work since opening the 'chon :3

>maths unit called?
doxxable info but it's generic anyway
>what year?
2
>whats your degree?
doxxable info, an engineering discipline

>>53944521
haha that reminds me lad after the gym (after work) i should take out the bin. mum's afk but that doesn't mean i'll live like a grub haha

http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=96020617

>>53944535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-c-zfOWmys

>>53944549
thanks for the blog post

>>53944531
BUT WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON

>>53944541
r u licky?

>>53944541
>doxxable

bit narcissitic lad was just wondering what it was called. in 2nd year i did one called 'math2069 - discrete mathematics and graph theory'. really enjoyed it, dont see why you'd care if anyone found out what degree at which uni you did TbH.

>>53944541
lisicki why'd you drop your trip

>mum's afk
Literally bust out laughing

>>53944572
haha that reminds me of a time i posted a post the other day and i got a response which was reminiscent of yours hah

Hello. I am The Weeknd's #1 Fan of all time. I love him so much because his music takes me away into far away thoughts. I imagine myself being like him in my head. I sing to the girls "MAKE THAT PUSSY POPPIN" while they cry tears of joy. I, one day, wish to be the next Abel Makkonen Tesfaye. Thanks for reading.

http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=99749378
>Perfect match would be someone who lifts & has brains and knows how to treat a lady

>>53944614
thanks for the blog post again

So my gf and I went to The Weeknd's show on the last part of his tour. After the show as we were leaving, someone (looked like security) pointed out my gf and told her to step to the side. When we walked over there, someone claiming to be Travis Scott's manager asked my gf if she wanted to go to the private after party, but only SHE was allowed to go, I couldn't go with her and at this point I'm just confused

So my gf and I talk and I decide to let her go to the party. She promised me she would text me when the party was over.

Around midnight I decide to drive back to our hotel room. A few hours go by and it was like 3am and still no call/text from her. I called her phone but it went straight to voicemail. At this point it was getting really late, so I ended up falling asleep.

At 8am I wake up to my gf walking into our hotel room. I was angry as hell asking her questions like why she didn't call or answer her phone

She said that when she went to the after party, security confiscated all phones because Weeknd (she kept calling him 'Abel') and Travis were going to be at the after party as well. She managed to take a pic with Travis' manager, but she had no other photos from the party. At one point during the night Abel walked into the party and specifically told his security to allow my gf to approach him in his VIP section

So my girl is telling me how she met Abel and was hanging with him and his crew the rest of the night, and eventually they all went inside his tour bus, and she was one of the few girls they allowed in. Then she goes on talking about how she fell asleep in the tour bus until around 7am and took an Uber back to the hotel.

But ever since the concert, my gf has been acting weird when I ask what she did on the tour bus. Her excuse as to why she couldn't remember what happened on the tour bus was that she 'blacked out'

I honestly think Abel fucked my girl lads

The thing that hurts the most is that I bought our tickets for our Anniversary

Are you fucking retarded you shitlordian niggerfuck?

>>53944581
paranoid everyone would be like "haha look at this loser he posts on 4chan" and then i'd become a semi-meme like image 1442 and the tuba guy.

also not lisicki, lisicki doesn't do engineering

>>53944629
you are *puts on a -fantastic- german accent* velcome

>>53944270
16 year olds and 20 year olds are in completely different stages of life dude, that's why age gaps between adults are more commonly accepted, they're at least mature adults in their own careers/interests with a firm grasp on their personality, likes and dislikes etc. It's more than just 'OMG pedo witch hunt' when people react negatively to these things. How do you honestly see a relationship going when she's giving speeches in Grade 10(?) English class and you're at the age where you should be applying for Uni?

Even if it's legal where you are it's seedy as fuck, but if you wanna be that 20 year old hanging around a high school for his girlfriend go for it, just know that no woman your age will go out with you afterwards if they find out, whether from morals or just thinking you're too fucking desperate.

Also dating a 16 year old underage b& from r9k sounds like the worst kind of thing you can inflict upon yourself.

>>53944651
fucking hell mate get a grip haha nah you're ALL RIGHT.

I'm a genuine girl who likes a good laugh - nothing better than abit of banter!

Like trying new things, seeing new places etc....

LOVE tattoos, have 6 myself.

>>53944619
i want that desu no homo

>>53944681
sorry no girls allowed

>>53944218
heh

>>53944642
is this a copypasta

File: large.jpg (70KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 500x500px

got jungle fever but i don't wan't brown kids kill me lads hahahahahaha

>>53944681
*looks up from reading the latest edition of Zoo Magazine*
*taps the 'No Girls Sign'*
*goes back to drinking my Monster (Blue)*

>Amerigullibles

why do so many women seem to think that piercings and tattoos are an interest?

they're only useful things to mention if you legit want to wave red flags at potential suitors

Life is a lingering sickness cured only by death

>>53944736
no

>>53944677
h-haha no w-worries m-m-mate

File: 1437431747972.jpg (1MB, 3440x3062px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3440x3062px

The face when you realise there are literally thousands of Isis terrorists in Europe right now planning multiple attacks and it is impossible to stop them all.

>>53944744
DUDE

>>53944762
you already did this exact same post mate

>>53944642
Sorry to hear that lad
Was it a good concert though?
He was dope on the VMAs

File: 1428446242172.jpg (60KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 633x758px

>>53944762

>Ameritrips

File: 1443445118450.jpg (227KB, 900x1350px) Image search: [Google]

227KB, 900x1350px

>I read zoo magazine

File: 1432429760242.jpg (32KB, 400x534px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 400x534px

could use a bf desu lads

>>53944762
we'd be able to stop them if you let the government monitor your internet use

but noooo
>muh freedums
boohoo

>>53944751
yes

>>53944671
believe me I know m8. Never in my life have I been in this position. It just started as a friendship over mutual interests (didn't even know how old she was), and then we started talking more etc. I've always ignored her advances. Probably going to just cut her out of my life tb honest

I'll feel terrible but I think it's for the best

>>53944831
hmmmmmmmmmm

File: 120cm master race.jpg (43KB, 222x571px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 222x571px

>>53944823
me

File: trhs.png (39KB, 690x345px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 690x345px

>>53944736
>>53944751
Took 5 seconds

>>53944823
me too tbqh, hardline was shit

>>53944831
Fuck off Theresa may

>>53944859
I took it from there but its real

>>53944857
>120cm
wew lad i'm good

>>53944842
Good call. If you sincerely think it's possible to just stay friends then I don't see a reason not to be as long as you're not doing creepy shit with her, but otherwise it's just not worth it in the short or long term.

>tfw birthday depression

>>53944921
happy birthday lad

>>53944921
>not having a winter birthday
you should be depressed

>>53944921
Happy birthday anon

>>53944921
How old are you m8?

File: pepe time.jpg (28KB, 545x362px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 545x362px

>>53944949
>>53944958
thanks senpai
>>53944966
22

No longer an emperor, no longer a god...

>>53945004
did ur ant farm break?

File: 1453231000932.jpg (35KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 600x450px

>>53945000
>Birthday trips
What else could you want lad?
Here's a present anyway :3

File: 1433198675790.jpg (69KB, 550x733px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 550x733px

>>53944921
happy birthday mate
heres a lovely bum

>>53945022
just a simple blind Fremen wanders alone into the desert

>>53944124
silly hair

>>53945022
A simple blind Fremen wanders alone into the desert to die.

>>53945079
>>53945082
ur computers a bit laggy mate

>>53945074
>tfw you will never bury your face in that

listening to keane

not a BIG fan though~

>>53945095
He will not be found, yet all men will find him

File: ash.jpg (314KB, 1120x960px) Image search: [Google]

314KB, 1120x960px

>>53945038
would have liked a birthday gf desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNvONtw-94g

we dem boys

File: batman_says_goodbyes_thumb.jpg (9KB, 300x264px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 300x264px

>>53945159
>Tfw she says 'give me your birthday cum'

File: gettyimages-51086449.jpg (899KB, 3000x2142px) Image search: [Google]

899KB, 3000x2142px

http://strawpoll.me/6605690

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaWyIJb8QoY

>>53945298
agriculture

>>53944379
who /fa/ here?

jet planes

run them jewels fast

african gentlemen are so talented
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2sdotx7Eks

>>53945275
who is this fuck toy

>>53945328
>tfw can't afford nice pieces

>>53945159
>>53945159
did she not die?

>>53945328
not a woman desu

>>53945346
>african gentlemen are so talented


yeah thats what ur mum is always telling me

File: CWc2PYxWcAAnTv8.jpg (110KB, 576x1024px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 576x1024px

>>53945348

https://twitter.com/kriemhildsrache/status/678349191530340352

File: ashley2.jpg (181KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

181KB, 960x960px

>>53945355
I don't think so?

>>53945328
I follow some designers but I don't really buy into high end stuff

>>53945391
Lad stop reminding me of my ex.

>>53945401
5, 4, 1, 3, 2

File: 1395525801605.jpg (30KB, 464x340px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 464x340px

>>53945410
>I follow some designers

>>53945401
where is her channel?

>>53945391
he looks fit

>>53945439
she doesn't have one anymore lad
she lives offline

File: 1274142678647.jpg (14KB, 192x240px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 192x240px

>tfw mgtow

>>53945328
I shop at Macy's
Bar III is dope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdUKMRPbOgs

>>53945469
rip

the BBC are celebrating the anti-white, commie murderers that mandela was locked up with

Just had a big poo lads

File: 1452026714531.jpg (167KB, 736x1105px) Image search: [Google]

167KB, 736x1105px

Sup Niggaz. We Brittish and sheeit now. But I still rather would be Italian.

File: Archangel Michael.jpg (4MB, 2825x4259px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 2825x4259px

"But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also."

So I knocked that lanky cunt out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44vzMNG2fZc

might go get a kebab for lunch

feel like a drink tbqh
shame its 11am

>>53945545
Who cares lad.

File: image.png (290KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

290KB, 600x400px

http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.forbes.com%2Fsites%2Fscottmendelson%2F2016%2F01%2F21%2Ftom-cruise-brings-star-power-to-universals-mummy-reboot%2F%23135c29071ccf

>>53945545

do whatever the fuck you want lad

YOU ARE NOW LISTENING TO RUN THE JEWELS 2

>>53945545
wait another 10 minutes till 12

>>53945577
din du nuffin the rap duo

want a wank but i'm a bit benzo'd right now

File: 1448891186652.jpg (14KB, 320x320px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 320x320px

>>53945577

>>53945594
sick beats the duo

I don't consider myself "insane", and I don't treat the dichotomy of sanity / insanity very seriously. If I am insane then it preferable to the "sanity" I have apparently been acquainted with in most people I've met.

And I'm not fixated on the guy, but if I am to make a name for myself and reach my literary potential it is not worth me begging the sub-editor of the Sheboygan Quarterly Journal to publish my works. I hold myself to a higher standard.

I'm not willing to send it to people I admire because I am afraid they will steal my ideas or publish the work as their own. I have read everything Tao Lin has ever written, including his blogposts and comment-section posts online. I appreciate his stubbornness but I don't think he is very talented (I think he lacks self-awareness).

I have an idea to hire (if this is possible) a motorcycle delivery driver outfit (including a helmet) and buy a pizza and ask for two boxes, one empty. I would then place my manuscript in the empty bottom box while adopting an Italian accent and claiming not to speak English to enter the office of a major publishing house to give them a free pizza and my manuscript for consideration. I don't know if this is illegal or practical however, though it's my best idea yet.

>>53945603
tick tock RC scum

>>53945594
No, that's RAP Music.

File: as7dYgtc.jpg (27KB, 498x332px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 498x332px

>>53945626

Why are food reviewers so autistic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMh-QFaGpXo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyej26nU2Rg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-xtHv-q07w

File: 1443304927020.png (224KB, 365x365px) Image search: [Google]

224KB, 365x365px

>I don't consider myself "insane", and I don't treat the dichotomy of sanity / insanity very seriously. If I am insane then it preferable to the "sanity" I have apparently been acquainted with in most people I've met.
>And I'm not fixated on the guy, but if I am to make a name for myself and reach my literary potential it is not worth me begging the sub-editor of the Sheboygan Quarterly Journal to publish my works. I hold myself to a higher standard.
>I'm not willing to send it to people I admire because I am afraid they will steal my ideas or publish the work as their own. I have read everything Tao Lin has ever written, including his blogposts and comment-section posts online. I appreciate his stubbornness but I don't think he is very talented (I think he lacks self-awareness).
>I have an idea to hire (if this is possible) a motorcycle delivery driver outfit (including a helmet) and buy a pizza and ask for two boxes, one empty. I would then place my manuscript in the empty bottom box while adopting an Italian accent and claiming not to speak English to enter the office of a major publishing house to give them a free pizza and my manuscript for consideration. I don't know if this is illegal or practical however, though it's my best idea yet.

File: 1451238734395.png (131KB, 215x295px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 215x295px

>Collins glass
>fill halfway with crushed ice
>2oz vodka (French kind)
>top off with FRESH squeezed oj
>splash of cranberry juice
>stir
>garnish with a black cherry
I call it: Kev's Panty Dropper

File: 1453430844216.jpg (1MB, 2400x3600px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2400x3600px

thighs tbqh

>>53945681
atleast reviewbra is self aware I guess

there any girls here atm?

>>53945636
>muh nitrous
>muh cough medicine
>muh nutmeg
>muh daffodills

>>53945718
aware he is the best in the fucking game?
you better believe it

File: based.gif (2MB, 350x320px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 350x320px

>hating on Reviewbrah
lol literally just fuck off

File: nope.webm (3MB, 573x396px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 573x396px

>>53945565
>websites that try to force you to turn off your adblocker to view their site.

>>53945545
Have a Kev's Panty Dropper

File: brah.png (23KB, 605x197px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 605x197px

>>53945718

he's a good guy

fucking hell this is racist
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35353310

https://www.reddit.com/r/european/comments/422rua/facebook_account_of_a_16_year_old_girl_deleted/

Facebook account of a 16 year old girl deleted because she is frightened of refugees

>>53945769
Fuck off you yellow fever faggot

>>53945730
pls theres something i need to show you

File: 12783678362332.jpg (51KB, 264x258px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 264x258px

>>53945885
or wot?

Yeah nuffin m8, sit down and drink your drink.

>>53945915
Is it a Kev's Panty Dropper?
Those are pretty swell

>>53945933
>tfw no thai gf

File: 1443225682058.jpg (33KB, 600x360px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 600x360px

>when his coin count isn't over 255

>>53945636
what?

File: image.jpg (12KB, 50x50px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 50x50px

>thread immediately dies as soon as Thailad joins
Heh, going to call it a night myself lads

>>53946043
but it's 3am

how do buy drugs from deepweb?

File: cranston1.jpg (19KB, 329x329px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 329x329px

>why hello there i live in thailand

>>53946106
install tails

>>53946106
https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkNetMarketsNoobs
look to the right

My GF told me she spends the month of her birthday wanting to die

Do I just tell the bitch to man up?

>>53946106
stick to RC's noob
oh wait, they're being outlawed
okay, go buy some smack instead

if you're going to break the law, you might as well get the good shit

When you have a gf do they actually care about your feelings?

Haha lads just found this fuckin cracker of a video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk

>>53946106
https://pwoah7foa6au2pul.onion.to/challenge.php

just go here with your normal browser, GHCQ don't care if you wanna get high

>>53946163
>tfw it will never be 2006 again

>>53946172
Stop viralling your CP website nonce

>>53946156
I think it's funny how some RCS have become more sought after than traditional drugs. Mxe costs more than ketamine now. You can get a gram of mdma for $30 but methylone costs upwards of $100

File: 1426277517828.png (17KB, 475x459px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 475x459px

>>53946172
>random onion link from thailad

>>53946187
but it's a link to 'Alphabay Market'

>>53946201
Sure it is you disgusting kiddie fiddler

>>53946191
you're telling me that banning drugs just made the problem worse twofold?

colour me completely unsurprised

euphoric right now

>>53946191
mxe
god I miss the feeling, it was so fucking chill

>>53946218
pls stop projecting

got 7g of phenazepam but don't even take benzos anymore lmao

>>53946251
>pls stop projecting
exactly what someone who's projecting would say

>>53946251
pls stop abusing children

File: trust me m8.jpg (131KB, 680x618px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 680x618px

>>53946268
but I'm not saying anything disturbing.

Still quite gutted Fred Dibnah died

File: 1453431684176.jpg (982KB, 1991x3100px) Image search: [Google]

982KB, 1991x3100px

I want to have her children tbqh

I'm just in my feelings lads

t-t-thailad is m-my f-f-ff-f-f--f-f-f-ffriend. p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-ls stop bu-buh-buh-b-b-b-bullying him

File: fred dibnah.jpg (201KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

201KB, 640x480px

>>53946311

same

>>53946310
not sure how comfortable I would be googling that especially in a country where I'm a guest

>>53946151
so do i, and christmas/new years too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG9VhC0hiTg

File: tumblr_nu9822q5UY1scy2azo2_1280.jpg (147KB, 979x749px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 979x749px

Hello everyone, and welcome to Running On Empty: Food Review

File: ghost_1.jpg (43KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 600x400px

>>53946331
the 'cyber police' here are inept af.

If I fall asleep RIGHT now I would get 8 hours of sleep before my alarm goes off

>>53946370
what am I looking at

>>53946106

download tor browser (and tails if you want)
buy some bitcoins (tumble them if you want)
find a decent market (nucleus, alphabay)
download gpg4win to encrypt your comms

>>53946361
good shilling, watching his videos right now.

>>53946405
and a PO box, right?

>>53946400
The ministry of technology, aka. the 'Cyber police' performing some kind of ritual to evict ghosts from the building.

Perhaps they got a computer virus or something

>>53946405
gpg4win is shit, just use gpg4usb

>>53946424
why would a PO box make you any safer

>>53946412
lol me too
even subscribed

>dying from scurvy in 2016

captain cook figured out how to beat scurvy on 4 month stretches at sea in fucking 1771

>>53946457
not arsed about the police, I'm arsed about the criminals I'm doing business with

File: 1440680731276.jpg (66KB, 477x324px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 477x324px

>Ah, yes, I am in fact a TOR aficionado

File: 021847346132.jpg (27KB, 528x424px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 528x424px

>drove past police car at the side of the road coming home about half an hour ago
>driving at 50 in a 30 limit zone, blasting loud music at 3AM
>they didn't stop me or do anything

File: 3Yi9Vct[1].jpg (1MB, 3129x2346px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3129x2346px

Rate my lunch lads

>>53946492
wish i could dance like that

>>53946471
m8 there are people out there who are so retarded they refuse to eat veggies and fruit

>>53946495
kawaii/10

>tfw no sissy brit boy to do drugs with

File: CDhgy9dW0AAg5Cb.jpg (87KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 600x800px

>>53946495

mine

File: 32834~2.jpg (300KB, 1080x1554px) Image search: [Google]

300KB, 1080x1554px

>open video on Facebook of 3 black guys rapping about their college and major
>top 20 or so comments all say some shit about #BlackExcellence

lmao, America is keked to fuck

fucking love maccies DON'T I

File: Untitled-1 (2).jpg (807KB, 1103x1150px) Image search: [Google]

807KB, 1103x1150px

car won't start

>>53946538
I'm not a sissy but I'll do drugs with ya

>there are "men" in this thread that think our pussies get loose from having sex

>>53946561
What's with Brits and Heinz beans?

>>53946538

if we met i'd like us to take speed through our rectums ha

>>53946561
Not bother buttering to the corners?

>>53946573
They're the nigs other nigs laugh at.
>""""British"""" calling anyone cucked
wew

>>53946593
let me stretch that pussy out girl

I unironically do mechanical engineering at uni and everyone who does it is a cunt (including me)

File: Grilled cheese curly fries.jpg (50KB, 533x400px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 533x400px

>>53946561

mine

>>53946587
Did a giggle at this post mate

>>53946593
But they do. Hence why virgins are so tight.

>>53946594

beans beans the wonderful fruit
the more you eat the more you toot
the more you toot the better you feel
so eat your beans with every meal

>>53946623
me also

My thoughts on 9/11:

Upon further investigation I discovered that there were no planes that hit the world trade center at all. All facts point to a controlled demolition and even if planes have struck these structures you would probably need at least 4 for each tower to bring them down and even that may not be enough since what eventually caused these buildings to go down was the demolition of the foundations and not the planes that hit them (again, there were no planes at all, the only planes that took part in this "show" were the ones that were added to the TV reports, in the real world there were just explosions without any planes).

>>53946639
they aren't though

Oi lads apparently I'm still a bit buzzed from the modafinil I took at like 11am

Mind is going a bit fast

>>53946655
Yes they are

>BT wifi with FON

what is this and why is it so decent

File: 1452925121714.jpg (166KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 1024x1024px

>modafinil

>>53946653
weren't there quite a lot of people who caught the second plane on their cameras though?

>>53946666
no they aren't. maybe its mental or something but thats literally not how vaginas work. it could feel tighter because the girls are more nervous and tense up.

>classes end at uni
>always a fucking pileup at the stairs, people can't get up because foreign students literally always walk side by side
Why can't people behaved in a civilized manner?

>>53946666
women's cunts can push out a baby and still return to a degree of tightness. dicks make no difference

good lad

>>53946703
all faked

Whipping out my dick in the HOOD PRANK (social experiment gone SEXUAL)

>>53946703
That's a very good point lad however I have an equally good counter argument


Upon further investigation I discovered that there were no planes that hit the world trade center at all. All facts point to a controlled demolition and even if planes have struck these structures you would probably need at least 4 for each tower to bring them down and even that may not be enough since what eventually caused these buildings to go down was the demolition of the foundations and not the planes that hit them (again, there were no planes at all, the only planes that took part in this "show" were the ones that were added to the TV reports, in the real world there were just explosions without any planes).

File: Image28.jpg (33KB, 413x600px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 413x600px

>>53946653

agreed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_nE0aPb13A

also the towers were demolished with space weapons that literally evaporated them with 1 million degree heat lasers, you see solid steel sublimated into vapour

>>53946706
Right I guess hymens are in my head. Thank you for setting me straight you dumb flappy cunt

>>53946718
>>53946735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=814rcm4KC5w

You'd have to expect a lot of footage of the explosion with no plane in which case, wouldn't you? I mean there were plenty of people making home movies after the first hit.

I think the pentagon is more likely to fit the 'no plane theory' since they confiscated all footage etc.

>>53946503
It's not very good except for 3 seconds of footwork

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X7BOKnepNo

>>53946755
Go look about any science opinion you want you fucking moron. Everything will confirm virgins dont have tighter pussies than non-virgins

>>53946773
>believing doctored footage
Fuck off sheep

>>53946773
Another great point my friend, one I've heard many times thus giving me time to conjure this witty riposte:


Upon further investigation I discovered that there were no planes that hit the world trade center at all. All facts point to a controlled demolition and even if planes have struck these structures you would probably need at least 4 for each tower to bring them down and even that may not be enough since what eventually caused these buildings to go down was the demolition of the foundations and not the planes that hit them (again, there were no planes at all, the only planes that took part in this "show" were the ones that were added to the TV reports, in the real world there were just explosions without any planes).

>>53946797
It's like arguing immigration with a leftie

>>53946787
>The effects of sexual intercourse and childbirth on the hymen are variable. If the hymen is sufficiently elastic, it may return to nearly its original condition. In other cases, there may be remnants (carunculae myrtiformes), or it may appear completely absent after repeated penetration.[3]

File: mylife.jpg (92KB, 595x498px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 595x498px

do you know this feeling?

New thread, lads
>>53946813
>>53946813
>>53946813
>>53946813

>>53946831
SUPER NICE GUY

>>53946811
[spoiler]I'm only joking lad[/spoiler]

>>53946846
What is it about yanks and now knowing to wait until page 7?

>>53946822
>He thinks the presence of a hymen is what causes tightness in vaginal muscles
>He thinks that a vagina that can stretch out to pop a baby out is going to be loosened by his toothpick
Jiminy fucking crickets my guy

>>53944671
>>53944842
>listening to this chink
Ahahha don't let any of these bastard sons decide anything for you m8

My gf just turned 18 and we've been talking for 3 years and im 22. Probably going to marry her in 3 years. Completely made me do a 180.

People don't know jack shit. If she makes you happy, shares your same interests, motivates you to build a better future, go for it. As long as you're not some creep who takes advantage of under age girls(don't fucking dare you creep, ill hunt you down).

File: 1370557659190.gif (939KB, 255x164px) Image search: [Google]

939KB, 255x164px

>>53947239
>My gf just turned 18 and we've been talking for 3 years and im 22
>As long as you're not some creep who takes advantage of under age girls

>>53947327
>let me tell you about your love life and how you treat women compared to other dickheads

>>53946881
Are you a Brit that moved to the US or just visiting?

>>53947405
Think about your 19 year old self and your 15 year old self and how much you've learned about yourself, how you relate to others, the world, everything, in that time. There's just no reason for an age/maturity/lifestyle gap of this caliber unless it's sexually motivated.

>>53947565
You're looking at it from one perspective.
I haven't had sex with her(she's still a virgin). She makes life easier for me and i actually feel motivated to work and takeover my uncles business. If i found the right girl who fits every category im looking for except age, that means i should automatically move on and start looking for other girls? You know how tough it is to find a good girl you can start a family with? Why the hell would i let a good catch go?

From 15 to 19 was a different experience for me, but I wasn't her and she has a man who's by her side that isn't trying to take advantage of her.