the United States of America won World War Two singlehandedly edition
>tfw got partnered with a qt black girl in my software lab
>tfw I'll be working with her for the whole semester
>A photo posted on social media began making the rounds over the past few days. WISN 12 News spoke to police, who said the clown dressed in orange is a teenage boy who is developmentally delayed. Officers said they know who he is and that he does it to see people's reactions.
yeah i am looking around and even the YTV wiki page says something about his ambiguous age and that no one knows
the closest i found was someone on yahoo answers saying "I believe he is 24", 7 years ago (bringing him to around 31 now)
>I consciously chose John McCain and Mitt Romney for president
>I didn't just stay home instead
>I won't vote for Trump
>I don't want none of them immigrants, yo
>I cant talk to girls
>I suffer from social anxiety and depression
>I hardly leave my room
>I'm still a virgin
>He still thinks fedora posting is funny
>He also doesn't vape
You should probably see a psychiatrist.
I want to fuck my friend and choke them during orgasm
Don't think they'd be up for it
Things have been rocky and I want an angry lay. One can dream amirite
daily reminder to all my canadian bros and american friends (who are white, idgaf about non-whites) to learn languages and become more enriched in cultures of the (European) world.
Well, seeking advice from a bunch of randos won't do you much good.
>tfw no north american Generation Identity
We could extend membership to blacks and Quebecois as well.
>our solar system both lost and gained a planet in our lifetime
I enjoy life
>Its not a muslim nation, yet.
Whatever you say
>wasting hundreds if not thousands of hours learning a language you'll never use
I'm 100% for real. Learning outdated languages is just a waste of time, you would be infinitely better off learning another programming language than learning some european language.
>a language millions of people speak
>thousands of miles away from you
Why can't white girls suck dick like they suck their feet?
Asians can do it, and presumably blacks and mestizos just shove both down their throat and cover it in spit.
t. Guy who's too lazy to learn other languages
Fluency in a second language can double your chances of recovery after a stroke
>Have the possibility of speaking to them on an everyday basis just by posting on /int/
kek yeah I'll spend thousands of hours learning a language I'll never use to talk to people I'll never meet for the insanely small chance that I by chance have a stroke and might recovery.
Sorry I'd rather do something productive to my life
well obviously im in canada, and i cant tell you how many jobs ive seen saying "fluent in [blank language]"
and thats just the monetary aspect of it. culturally, self-enlightenment (tips fedora), and more ... yuoll all increase in
i did some research with a professor, 80-something years old ... knows english, french, german, russian, latin ... i feel like such an idiot when im beside him, knowing only 1 language.
languages open doors you've never seen.
Plus being white, you owe it to yourself to become the strongest version of yourself (BREATH INTO YOUR BALLS, ELLIOTT HULSE!)
>implying these millions of people will stay miles of away from you
>implying youre not strengthening my stance by posting autistic chinese cartoons of a people thousands of miles away
>implying you dont have the time to learn by reducing your pedophilia activites (watching ani-cuc.k)
back to studying bros! cheers!
>someone on my FB made a post saying the merchant is anti-semitic
>like that wasn't the entire point
WHY DO FOREIGNERS THINK IT'S PERFECTLY OKAY TO DUMP FOOD DOWN THE DRAIN?
ARE THE OF STUPID OR SOMETHING?
Literally every single example in your argument is anecdotal.
Sorry I'm not spending a year of my life learning a language so I can get a job at McDonalds talking to mexicans who don't know what fountain drink is
>watching anthony bourdain in iran
>realize I never learned how to make any iranian dishes
it looks so comfy ;_;
>wanting to speak with more people on /int/
I'd rather speak with less
>>implying these millions of people will stay miles of away from you
and you're implying they won't?
Hey I took french in middle school.
Literally the only good it did was help me meet my first gf in that class, I didn't even show up half the time.
Learning another language is entirely useless, anybody who doesn't already speak english at this point probably doesn't have anything worth knowing anyway to be COMPLETELY honest.
Learning a language that isn't relevant on the global stage is pointless, and there's really only 5 or 6 that fit that description. If I went and learned Latvian, I could only converse with Latvians. There's almost no chance I'd visit the country, so I'd only get to talk to them online. And even if I could go there, they still wouldn't want to talk to me because I'm American. Not to mention that they're people like everyone else and won't love you just because you learned their language.
I'm so glad you can only be autistic in one language
will the states and iran ever be friends again?
>Estonian is an official EU language
Not right now, maybe someday in the future. Even democrats say if there will be a relationship rebuilt it's going to take awhile and depend on Iran's behavior
I seriously hope you half-niggers are ready for this
That's what I thought.
Didn't /r9k/ unironically have its origin as a failed social experiment?
komari is best tho
>sister sets me up with one of her crossfit clients
>go to bar to meetup
>no one shows up for thirty minutes so I play pool and order a few beers
>Land whale and her three amigos pop through the door wearing a very large CROSSFIT t-shirt and the name of their favorite workout "kayla" or some shit printend in pink on the front.
>bartender approaches me and says they are looking for me.
>I give her $20 and she lets me out the backdoor and tells the fatties im a employee in training.
WEW LADS at least I have doujins.
I'm alright. I was thinking of visiting America sometime this year or next year and was wondering what are saome good cities to visit, I realised I don't really know much about anywhere besides NYC... Is there a lot worthwhile seeing?
- can be carried around
- the best
The reveal of nibiru and their imminent arrival to judge us.
>major planet authority says there's a 9th planet
>orbit is every 20,000 years
>about 20,000 years ago was the end of the stone age when human stopped being pure hunter gatherers and started culture
>20,000 ago was the last time earth had a glacial maximum
Our ancient guardians are coming to judge our progress over the last 20,000 years and are going to decide if we need to start over again.
This is all objective fact so don't bother trying to say it's not.
- literally perfect
Check and mate.
there is nothing wrong with girls being short
being smart and hard working is also a plus
It depends on what you consider worthwhile. We have a lot of beautiful national parks and stuff but our cities are kinda sprawled out.
I live in So Cal and I wouldn't recommend going to LA without an angeleno to guide you through all the bullshit to the good parts.
>alien overlords destroy the population
>for some reason your loser ass is still alive
>all your /cum/ buddies dead
>probably forced to get a gf
but you could have BEST girl, who's normal height AND smart, and good with her hands
Thank you for listing her best qualities.
I like concrete jungles really, I like towns with a lot of landmarks and things to see and do.
the big winding deserts seem like would be a big bore though, I don't really like nothingness... Is it worth it to see the alien crash site city? Is there even much there?
I like green eyes
plus her hair is a prettier color
Second best desu
>be in hell
>demons force you to gf them
>have to listen to their problems that are extremely easy to fix
>have to listen to them argue about girls they are friends with
>listen to them moan about you not doing what her friends bf is doing
>listen to her harpy tier scream as you try again and again to dump her but she just throws all your stuff everywhere damaging other things that you have payed for.
>>Hmm I mean there's a lot of crap in LA but its so sprawled out. I wish I knew more to help you with other cities. Sorry man
It's alright, I'll look into it more.
Yeah? I kinda want to see those monuments you guys have in DC actually, it seems cool and nice that you guys have respect for a lot of things in there. What is the washington monument anyway? I just never understood the purpose of that long ass rock. What does it mean?
WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING QT3.14
According to Wikipedia:
On September 23, 1835, the board of managers of the society described their expectations:
It is proposed that the contemplated monument shall be like him in whose honor it is to be constructed, unparalleled in the world, and commensurate with the gratitude, liberality, and patriotism of the people by whom it is to be erected ... [It] should blend stupendousness with elegance, and be of such magnitude and beauty as to be an object of pride to the American people, and of admiration to all who see it. Its material is intended to be wholly American, and to be of marble and granite brought from each state, that each state may participate in the glory of contributing material as well as in funds to its construction.
The society held a competition for designs in 1836. The winner was architect Robert Mills. The citizens of Baltimore had chosen him to build a monument to Washington, and he had designed a tall Greek column surmounted by a statue of the President. Mills also knew the capital well, having just been chosen Architect of Public Buildings for Washington. His design called for a tall obelisk—an upright, four-sided pillar that tapers as it rises—with a nearly flat top. He surrounded the obelisk with a circular colonnade, the top of which would feature Washington standing in a chariot. Inside the colonnade would be statues of 30 prominent Revolutionary War heroes.
thats not a moon
its a gorget and the palm tree grows in tropical climates
plus the palm can be a Christian symbol
They are only great because you experience them. The time and frustration it takes to have an orgasm is useless to me and after awhile you wouldn't even remember how they felt so you couldn't even miss them anymore
don't other VNs by Key have the same style?
DC is so comfy for touristy stuff because it's easy to hit a ton of monuments and museums (and the white house) in a sort of loop around Smithsonian station.
why on earth would you want that?
I want to "fuck" her if you know what I mean
>desecrating muh flag by laying it on your couch
because normalfags are insanely uninteresting and have absolutely no creativity or sense of originality
abnormies, on the other hand, are too autismus to befriend themselves, so they only communicate on mongolian throat singing boards.
I'm a hyper autism shy guy but I think I might be at least cute because girls actually show interest in me without me even talking to them.
The issue is that any time a girl shows even the slightest interest in me I shut down socially and cut myself off from everybody because of either fear or shyness.
And the times that doesn't happen I'm too dense to catch normie subtle ques that somebody is interested in me and they just go away by the time I realize they were interested in me.
I wish we lived in a world where women were socially dominant so a girl could pick me as a mate and ask me to marry her... life would be so much easier
They're chicks dude anytime something social is happening they have to be a part of it because thats what they excel at. Its the same shit with guys competing you get amazing feelings out of winning and shit feelings out of losing and you get to feel nothing by sitting on the sidelines being bored.
>and you get to feel nothing by sitting on the sidelines being bored.
you get to watch other people do things. that's more interesting than doing something yourself 2bh
Should I just my tactics? I usually just lean against the wall with my arms in my jacket pockets and sometimes I put a toothpick in my mouth. I find acting aloof or disinterested helps as well.
What if aliens show up and they are pro-third wave feminism?
I don't think I could take it lads...
Its a complete different feeling to watch someone say play football and do an amazing tackle vs you doing the best tackle you have ever done as a result of you working for it beforehand. The adrenaline, the feeling of having won that encounter, the roar others approving your work, and then doing it again feel amazing. Its like comparing fapping to sex desu and its why you hear all the old war vets and football players talk about the glory days even when they see someone better then them.
can't decide if this is meme shit or actually good. the guy is fucking prolific though, i'll give him credit for that.
>Its a complete different feeling to watch someone say play football and do an amazing tackle vs you doing the best tackle you have ever done as a result of you working for it beforehand.
I'd still prefer the former over the latter.
>tfw have a west american accent
Is there an accent more generic?
I live right near the border, about an hours drive.
I don't go to canada all that often, because there's not much besides small towns. However, tons of them come down here to shop because prices are so much cheaper. There's been less lately cause of the low Canadian dollar though.
Cot /caught merger
Horrible = "whoreible"
Pen =/= pin
Feel =/= fill
About rhymes with loud
It's basically the standard American accent if you're not from the South, New England, or Minnesota
>pen =/= pin
people SERIOUSLY dont say them the same, right?
Those kinds of crackers are super good with smoked salmon
Never had them with seaweed though, I need to try that sometime
I bought some roasted wasabi seaweed
like pic related
that sounds really tasty
i have some seaweed but it is just normal unflavoured roasted stuff i use in soup broth
ewww I've had that stuff, and it is GROSS
I don't know how to explain how an am demodulation circuit works ;_;
>that will take 3+ years before you're even a novice
If you're dumb, maybe.