Why do European girls learn English and speak it with a fucking American accent.
Nothing makes me more flaccid than hearing
>hello = heeeeeeeyyy
>water = wahdur
>pretty = preddie
Amongst many other Americanisms that sound like absolute shit.
Because English English is fucking grating. It's not charming. You all sound like cunts. Our accent is a lot smoother and more pleasant to the ear. Wah-TUR vs wah-dur, for example. Wah-dur rolls off the tongue a lot easier and it sounds nicer.
Yeah, if you exclude the puny white dicks that America has. Seriously, how do American whites shrink their dicks to the point where they're like 2-3 inches below the European white average?
>It's not charming. You all sound like cunts. Our accent is a lot smoother and more pleasant to the ear.
>Your media revolves around American made films and TV shows
So does yours, or are you saying you don't have channels that feature only American TV series and shows, and that people don't mostly go to see American movies when going to see a movie?
>You all imitate American accents and your women travel to the US to get fucked.
We don't imitate, we acquired the accent. Also, women from all over the world travel to all over the world to get fucked, your argument doesn't really hold together.
Basically, you can't even prove your country is less "cuckolded by American culture" than mine is. :^)
Atrocious accents to match their atrocious smiles.
Meanwhile you're getting cucked by angry muslims enforcing Shariah-law in certain places. At least we keep our muslims in check, we give them their halal and after that they can fuck off.
Most Yuros don't really learn much of an American accent though, in my experience. Also, plenty of them learn Brit accents too, just depends on the school they went to. Maybe one for every two Yank ones.
Still, probably 70% don't have any clear regional accent, because their own language's accent is too strong.
uh, muslim on white relationships are at the bottom of the list below niggers on whites hue
Stay mad about having a very small average penis size for whites, you're dragging down the national white average.
A serious aussie post that I actually agree with, free of any shitposting elements?
In my country we find US accent smoother than English one, but... more pleasant? We learn English with American because we have few options. Most of my buddies here find British accent has more beauty and is far more elegant.
We all know when a nonnative speaker tries to speak with an English accent. It is painful. There is no "English" accent, there are a variety of English accents that require you to be grow up with to sound convincing, especially as a Brazilian.
>he doesn't fuck ma an pa in the poopshack
If this is the case then why does my accent get complimented all the time :(
>tfw can fuck qts solely because of my accent
Only Aussies and frogm8s know this feel aswell
>get messages like this daily
americans will never know this feel
I hope you realize that it's only native English speakers that like the British accent, but even then your accent is a novelty so nobody who likes it will ever take you serious
non-native speakers aren't swayed by your trash accent, half the time they can't even understand you.
>new Top Gear
W-What happened? If the dynamic trio is gone, shit's going to sink. I can't go without muh TONOIGHT, ON TOP GEAAAAAAAAAA
SOME SAY HE SPENDS MOST OF HIS TIME ARGUING ON INTERNET IMAGE BOARDS
SOME WAY HE IS A GIGANTIC FAN OF BBC AND A HUGE FAGGOT
ALL I KNOW IS
HE'S CALLED OP!
I've had tons of non-anglo girls say they love my accent, stay mad Pierre
My gf totally wants to go to New York for some reason. Meanwhile all I hear when I think of New York is "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING THIS IS NEW YAAAWK" "MUSTURD ON A HAWT DAWG? THIS IS NEW YAAAAWK"
...And there are those Americans who fake British accent to look more classy, sexy or smart.
but like I said, once the novelty wears off they'll find you're just the same as everyone else and leave you.
i hear this in your accent, and it still gives me a giggle, m9.
if it helps, i watch "Great British Bake Off" and old episodes of "Top Gear" so i do occasionally say things like "sor'ted" and "good stuff" and "allright?" sometimes.
>and leave you.
You're implying I'm not a handsome white man with a 7 inch cock, the accent is just a bonus.
I'm sorry Nigel, but I have to break up your fantasy :
The world does not speak english. The world never liked the english. The perfidious albions are bastards who spent their History trying to ruin Europe before being beaten back on their tiny island, unable to come in the continent. The english tried to have an "empire", but had to fight off against huge rebellions and never actually bothered to "colonize" (As in : Install yourself and bring your culture), but rather just exploit the lands thanks to rich companies.
The world is speaking american. As in, America, the country with the biggest economy and the most influential culture on Earth.
>These aren't the fried chitlins, wawdamelms and white wimminz you're looking for...
New York is total shit. Ugly, dirty, cockroaches and rats everywhere, smells like piss. Shit people and rocky warm gray toxic waste "beaches" where you'll probably find needles used for heroine. Streets chocked with cars, smog and fumed filled air
The east coast in general is a shithole
It's clearly the superior English though
nice même, but the west coast is even more pulluated
la is depressing
Holy shid, /Carib/ in the house. Howdy, Cracker!
I just go because the hookers and weed there are closest to the Airport you arrive at tbqh
Yeah. I constantly had that feeling you get when a bus drives past you at the crosswalk and you get diesel exhaust smack in your face while I was there... there was literally not a moment while outside when your mouth didn't taste like exhaust fumes.
OI M8 I"VE EARD DAH QUEEN PRONOUCE IT IN REAL MATE FOCK THESE AMERICAN CUNTS WHO THINK THAT ITS PRNOUCED WAHDUR, FUCKING CUNTS MOST LIKELY NEVER EVEN EARED THE FOCKIN QUEEN SPEAK MATE WHAT A BUNCH OF POOFS MATE. go back to your top tier "bants"
>Our accent is a lot smoother and more pleasant to the ear.
It really isn't.
>be on the bus today
>two Americans get on
>the mother has their baby in a fucking sleigh-like contraption on her back so the baby sits above her head and slightly behind
>constantly talking to the baby in that annoying fucking accent, "yeh wanna go upstayers? okey weeee're going upstayers."
GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY.
Who mentioned the west coast ? But to be completely honest it's the best part of the country, no beaches compete, fun, warm and sunny and cool nights, nightlife everywhere or you can stay home and be cozy with the worlds top weed. Great food and atmosphere and it doesn't feel like you're living in a concrete bangledash. Beautiful women and good food everywhere, I could go on
I went to a Gymnasium and thankfully most of our foreign language assistants were English. All of our teachers studied in England too, so we learned British English.
I don't necessarily dislike the American accent but it is definitely at a higher pitch, but more monotone. The British speak with more confidence and flow.
I'd say about half of the people I know lean toward more of an American accent with the other half being British.
literally being used as emphasis has been around for a long time, get over it faggot
the dictionary doesn't dictate language it's the other way around, otherwise we'd all still be talking in old English.
That sound that is often used to replace a 't,' which sounds like "GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK" as if you're gargling on cock.
>got a bit of butter, bruv?
>go' a bi' of bu'er, bruv?
>GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK
This. Worked for Swedish branch of a multinational computer company for a few years... lets call it the potato company, they sold products such as the iPotato and the potatophone and potatoPro. Anyway, had to regularly make calls to hq in Cork... all of them were lasses, all of them with sweet, chipper and slightly sultry voices. Best part of that job.
I'm from LA, that's why I brought it up. New York isn't cold all the time, it has many days that feel exactly like home.
The beaches are garbage, but no one goes to NY for the beaches. Fly down to south beach in Florida, or alternatively we might have HSR in the future.
Regarding the food and nightlife, California isn't even in the same league man. It would be the same as comparing LA with Waco Texas.
>Met qt European girl in Asia
>She sounded exactly like an American
>she was listening to nigger music, like chris brown
>I probably could've fucked her because I'm a superior white american, now she'll fuck some African drug dealer or other sleazy nigger
But yeah I've noticed basically every European outside of France, Britain and Germany have no accent when speaking English and speak perfect American English. It's kind of freaky.
>I've noticed basically every European outside of France, Britain and Germany have no accent when speaking English and speak perfect American English.
Rate my American English.
Because your disrespect for other accents and idoms make many people naturally prefer to learn AmE.
Many British professors here are like this, "hurr it's HAVE a shower TAKE a shower it's wroooong", man fuck that shit, people don't learn English to become British.
>Christ. It's a good thing English accents are a novelty,
>be teaching English in china
>school goes by British English instead of American
>teach "mum" instead of "mom", "maths" instead of "math", "colour" instead of "color" etc
Told them to scrap that shit immediately
Japs are honorary Americans
We did have them as our client state after all
>mfw americans pronounce "niche" as "nitch"
>mfw americans pronounce "clique" as "click"
>mfw americans pronounce "herb" as "erb"
>mfw americans pronounce "buoy" as "booey"
>mfw americans pronounce "clerk" as "clerk"
>mfw americans pronounce "twat" as "twot"
>mfw americans pronounce "oregano" as "oh-REG-ano"
>mfw americans pronounce "basil" as "baysil"
>mfw americans pronounce "vitamins" as "vite-a-mins"
>mfw americans pronounce "mobile" as "moh-bul"
>mfw americans pronounce "hyundai" as "hoon-day"
Chris Evans the new presenter was recently pictured chucking up after he went too fast in a car while filming for top gear so it's fair to say the new Top Gear will most likely be utter shite.
>mfw americans pronounce "millenium" as "millenum"
>mfw americans pronounce aeroplane as "ar-plane"
>mfw americans pronounce trousers as "pants"
>mfw americans pronounce aubergine as "eggplant"
>mfw americans pronounce knickers as "panties"
They're basically a nation of excitable children.
Trying to be classy by imitating a largely fake accent tier:
>Downton-Abbey posh acccent
Plain jane tier:
>Canadian and north Yank
"I'm a tough guy" tier:
Pleasant gentleman tier:
Sound like a retard tier:
>how to trigger queencucks: the post
Good 2 know, la.
stay mad Nazi, your language still sounds awful
and yeah French does sound better than German, German is probably one of the worst, there's tons of languages that sound better than it. Too angry and harsh sounding, but it suits you Nazis perfect.
girls love the male French accent and guys love the female French accent so yeah, try harder
nobody is attracted to the German accent and the sound of the language itself is shit-tier
like lol I bet your music sounds awful
>IS PRETTY MUCH
>A NON COUNTRY
I cannot believe he literally said these words. Farage has gone up in my meme-esteems
How to trigger gaystalians and Britcucks: the post
"The strange English accents with which I was surrounded seemed like the voices of demons. But what was worst was the English landscape ... I have made up the quarrel since; but at that moment I conceived a hatred for England which took many years to heal." C.S Lewis The Narnia Guy.
The new Top Gear has a ginger faggot as host but he has been having problems talking and driving at the same time and became sick after driving around and had to stop to vomit. Meanwhile the show that Clarkson, Hammond, and May will be doing for Amazon is confirmed for having ten times the budget of the old BBC show. Not to mention most of the production team left Top Gear to go with the presenters for the new Amazon show.
I can't fucking wait, bros. Imagine what they can do and the locations they will go to with their new budget.
>Why do European girls learn English and speak it with a fucking American accent
because from year 7 to 13 they're teached English with an american accent
and if they don't emulate it well, they stand corrected
I didn't even know about english accents before I watched skins/misfits/shameless/etc
>captcha sunrise WHY
ok this is weird but since I heard this monologue I tried to do my best to imitate the english accent.
That entire game had an excellent dubbing
>Were you able to understand it without subtitles?
But I understand UK std accent and chav accents better than american accents usually, although I hear 10x more american english
Probably because it's closer to french tone system, I don't know
Worst is boston micks, I tried to watch The Departed subless, kek
>No foreigners want to learn a glorious Kentucky accent
Non-native English speakers don't learn an American accent. We learn to pronounce in an easier understandable way, and this happens to be closer related to American English. Even if most of us would want to, we cannot pronounce the way a British dude does. It has nothing to do with favouring one way over the other, just with logic.
>bunch of Americans telling me how much they like my accent
>they ask me what I think of their accent