America fuck you

>>53915064
because hollywood isn't in Bongland

>>53915064
Stay c u c k e d britbong

>>53915064
Because English English is fucking grating. It's not charming. You all sound like cunts. Our accent is a lot smoother and more pleasant to the ear. Wah-TUR vs wah-dur, for example. Wah-dur rolls off the tongue a lot easier and it sounds nicer.

Because it's what people are exposed to the most. 99% of movies people see are spoken with some American accent.

So stop getting your knickers in a knot.

The worldwide influence of our large American phalluses.

>>53915064
autism tb h nige

your angst becomes my pride

I like this dynamic

I agree OP

>>53915431
>American phalluses
>Large
Yeah, if you exclude the puny white dicks that America has. Seriously, how do American whites shrink their dicks to the point where they're like 2-3 inches below the European white average?

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>>53915416
>It's not charming. You all sound like cunts. Our accent is a lot smoother and more pleasant to the ear.

>>53915416
>Our accent is a lot smoother and more pleasant to the ear

That's completely subjective you fuckwit

>>53915455
>CEO of Mick'd
>believes he is funny

>>53915419

How does it feel to have your language, culture and women cuckolded by America?

>>53915572
That's funny, I don't see any proof. You can't just state something without backing it up. The burden of proof is on you lad.

Britbongs BTFO by a little German girl.

https://youtu.be/ytmr2aU5HNY?t=1m53s

>>53915565
>german """"""""""humor""""""""""""

>>53915628

Your media revolves around American made films and TV shows, you all imitate American accents and your women travel to the US to get fucked. No more proof needed lad.

>>53915784
>Your media revolves around American made films and TV shows
So does yours, or are you saying you don't have channels that feature only American TV series and shows, and that people don't mostly go to see American movies when going to see a movie?

>You all imitate American accents and your women travel to the US to get fucked.
We don't imitate, we acquired the accent. Also, women from all over the world travel to all over the world to get fucked, your argument doesn't really hold together.

Basically, you can't even prove your country is less "cuckolded by American culture" than mine is. :^)

BIG
AMERICAN
COCK

>>53915416
>Our accent is a lot smoother and more pleasant to the ear

your voices are piercing and nasal and the accent contributes to this. they're not smoother or pleasant at all.

>>53915881
Ave a go agin n ill stick ya i swer on me mum

>>53915064
they teach us british english here

american english takes precedence anyway because movies/tv shows i presume

>>53915064
Because most movies,tv shows and Music watched and listened to in Europe is american. /thread/

Because Brits are IRRELEVANT and Americans are not.
You get cucked by Germany and France on a daily basis.

>>53915877
*
BIG
CUT
AMERICAN
COCK

>>53916005
Germany and France are too busy cucking themselves with Syrian bulls

>>53916044
No u

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Atrocious accents to match their atrocious smiles.

>>53916067
Meanwhile you're getting cucked by angry muslims enforcing Shariah-law in certain places. At least we keep our muslims in check, we give them their halal and after that they can fuck off.

>>53916067
They're crashing this union with no survivors.

>>53915064
>be me
>accidently join british gmod server
>hear them saying things like "fook off you spicy cunt" to each other
>quickly leave server

>>53915629

>Dumm und Gesichtslos
>walks away into the night with that undertaker hat

Jesus Christ he's fucking brutal

>>53915064
>hello = heeeeeeeyyy
wat. since when

If you want a serious answer, its harder to imitate a british accent than an american one.

>>53915416
>Our accent is a lot smoother and more pleasant to the ear
Yur I fucked ma ma and pa in the poopshack yesterdur

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>>53915064
You're irrelevant Nigel.

Deal with it.

>>53916177
Since
Ayyy weed lmao

Most Yuros don't really learn much of an American accent though, in my experience. Also, plenty of them learn Brit accents too, just depends on the school they went to. Maybe one for every two Yank ones.

Still, probably 70% don't have any clear regional accent, because their own language's accent is too strong.

>>53915064
>>53915471
>>53915500
>>53915517

Stay mad Eurocucks, accept the BAC even though it's not camel flavored as you all prefer

>>53915064
Because we're more influential, both culturally (the omnipresence of American brands and media) and politically. I hate to be blunt about it but it is what it is.

>>53916184
>a british accent
Which one?

>People don't learn English with an Australian accent

Why is this allowed?

>>53916196
OI'LL PONCH YOU IN THE GOB MATE SWER ON ME MUM

>>53916242
uh, muslim on white relationships are at the bottom of the list below niggers on whites hue
Stay mad about having a very small average penis size for whites, you're dragging down the national white average.

THANKS AMERICA

>>53916184
>when a European tries to speak naturally with an English or Australian accent
Yuck. Stop with that shit. We get it. America is evil.

Um about to pound the ol blood pudin

>>53915064
I learnt British English so as to sound smarter. It works quite well tbqh m8

>>53916196
..What?

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>>53916237
A serious aussie post that I actually agree with, free of any shitposting elements?

Wow

Gott > God
Tot > Dead
Trinken > Drinking

We're just carrying on the legacy m8.

>>53916160
Die Deutsche sind ein brutalen Volk.

>>53916459
He attempted to speak redneck and just made himself look dumber in the process.

>>53915416
>>53915500
In my country we find US accent smoother than English one, but... more pleasant? We learn English with American because we have few options. Most of my buddies here find British accent has more beauty and is far more elegant.

>>53916367
We all know when a nonnative speaker tries to speak with an English accent. It is painful. There is no "English" accent, there are a variety of English accents that require you to be grow up with to sound convincing, especially as a Brazilian.

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>>53916459
>he doesn't fuck ma an pa in the poopshack

>>53916579
YOU FUCKED YER MAR AN PAR?

H-How was it?

>>53916608
I was just meeming

>>53916515
Deutschen*

Das deutsche Volk ist brutal.

>>53916634
Life is a series of disappointments, one after the other

>>53915859
>you don't have channels that feature only American TV series

Kek is that a thing? We don't have that in Britain lmao

>>53916675
Yes, you do. Literally anyone with digital TV.
>inb4 HURR WE DON'T HAVE DIGITAL TV
Yes, you do. I was in Blackpool 2 weeks ago and watched HBO at a bed and breakfast. :^)

>>53916668
After learning that, you're ready to be a man

>>53915064
>Implying the average people can make the difference between them. English is just English for us here.

>>53915064

>hello = heeeeeeeyyy
>water = wahdur
>pretty = preddie

Less fucking annoying than "'Elloh", "Waaauutha" and "Prettheyh" 2bh fahm

>>53916729
>Blackpool
Jesus christ m8. Why would you even?

>>53915064
Britbong accent is pathetic

America fuck yeah

>>53915416

listening to americans shrill annoying speech is like having hot needles inserted into your ear canal

>>53916807
[spoiler]I was there to fuck the guy's mum. [spoiler]But seriously though? I went there for the rollercoasters.[/spoiler][/spoiler]

>>53915416
>Wah-dur rolls off the tongue a lot easier and it sounds nicer


wtf

>>53915859
>So does yours
>BBC is literally the oldest and most internationally famous TV company on the face of the earth and is watched and known in every country

nobody blaming jews

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If this is the case then why does my accent get complimented all the time :(

>>53916296

They're mad they have small dicks because they get some of theirs cut off at birth kek

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>tfw can fuck qts solely because of my accent

Only Aussies and frogm8s know this feel aswell

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best in the world

>>53916184

Which british accent are we talking about here lad? There's literally dozens.

>>53916919
>We have BBC!! That means we aren't influenced by Americans at all!!
>Americans biggest fans of BBC in the world
:^)

>>53916919
WORSHIP THAT
BIG
BLACK
COCK

>>53915064
They actually pronounce the R at the end of words unlike you retards.

>>53916961
Foreign is sexy senpai

>>53916919

That's not fair other channels literally can't compete with BBC

>>53917057
KEK
E
K

BBC WINS EVERY TIME

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>join interpals
>get messages like this daily

americans will never know this feel

>>53915064
>hello = heeeeeeeyyy
as opposed to "allo guv"?
>water = wahdur
as opposed to "waw ' er"?
>pretty = preddie
as opposed to "pri ' y"?

Face it mate, you mangled your own language.

>>53915064
British accent is absolutely disgusting and harmful to normal man's ears. That's why.

>>53916919
does the new Top Gear have a chance, or will it be shit?

>>53916973
>go on teamspeak
>hear people chuckling ang struggling
>"yo man are you pretending or something"

>>53917057
Uhh, yes they can... Do you think BBC is the only legal television channel the UK has?

>>53917032

Brits only say R in words that don't have one like Idea

>>53917083

Oi! I'l 'ook u in 'e gabber, mate, sware me mums lyfe 'da I we ' l

>>53915500
I hope you realize that it's only native English speakers that like the British accent, but even then your accent is a novelty so nobody who likes it will ever take you serious

non-native speakers aren't swayed by your trash accent, half the time they can't even understand you.

>>53917101
>new Top Gear
W-What happened? If the dynamic trio is gone, shit's going to sink. I can't go without muh TONOIGHT, ON TOP GEAAAAAAAAAA

SOME SAY HE SPENDS MOST OF HIS TIME ARGUING ON INTERNET IMAGE BOARDS

SOME WAY HE IS A GIGANTIC FAN OF BBC AND A HUGE FAGGOT

ALL I KNOW IS

HE'S CALLED OP!

>>53917081
Eh, I set my location to New York and I suddenly started to receive a massive influx of new messages every day.

Influential places are simply more attractive.

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>>53917152
>implying

I've had tons of non-anglo girls say they love my accent, stay mad Pierre

>>53917189
this
My gf totally wants to go to New York for some reason. Meanwhile all I hear when I think of New York is "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING THIS IS NEW YAAAWK" "MUSTURD ON A HAWT DAWG? THIS IS NEW YAAAAWK"

Tfw from Glasgow
Tfw nobody can understand me except people born in the same place as me

Feel great being a Scot, fuck you all.

>>53915629
>"Du bist Amerikaner? - Ich bin, ja ich bin Amerikaner"
>"Super, ich auch!"

Brought a tear to my eye tb honest

>>53917169
>W-What happened? If the dynamic trio is gone, shit's going to sink
dude, Clarkson was sacked

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...And there are those Americans who fake British accent to look more classy, sexy or smart.

>>53917287
Because of the Jew kyke thing?

>>53917148
Lissen up ere squoire I ough ah give yah a good clippin round va ears for vat sorha cheek

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>>53917216
but like I said, once the novelty wears off they'll find you're just the same as everyone else and leave you.

>>53917143

Yes. BBC is mandated by the British government to all brits

>>53915064
>i'm flaccid
i hear this in your accent, and it still gives me a giggle, m9.
if it helps, i watch "Great British Bake Off" and old episodes of "Top Gear" so i do occasionally say things like "sor'ted" and "good stuff" and "allright?" sometimes.

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>>53915416

>>53917242
Most people that live around lower and mid town Manhattan aren't native New Yorkers, nowadays.

>>53917323
this image.
fug.

>"Bri'n"
>in charge of the English language
ayy lmao

>>53917322
Watch Gordon's old shit, the UK Kitchen Nightmares, they don't censor anything and there's a lot less drama.

>>53917311
he assaulted a producer

>>53917347
Sounds like a culture is dying

>>53917376
Major kek, let me google that shit. Without Clarkson though, I don't see this shit going anywhere.

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>>53917314
>and leave you.

You're implying I'm not a handsome white man with a 7 inch cock, the accent is just a bonus.

>>53915064
I'm sorry Nigel, but I have to break up your fantasy :

The world does not speak english. The world never liked the english. The perfidious albions are bastards who spent their History trying to ruin Europe before being beaten back on their tiny island, unable to come in the continent. The english tried to have an "empire", but had to fight off against huge rebellions and never actually bothered to "colonize" (As in : Install yourself and bring your culture), but rather just exploit the lands thanks to rich companies.

The world is speaking american. As in, America, the country with the biggest economy and the most influential culture on Earth.

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>>53917323
>>53917362
>These aren't the fried chitlins, wawdamelms and white wimminz you're looking for...

>>53916252

Because "filthy cunt" shouldn't be used like punctuation.

>>53917242

New York is total shit. Ugly, dirty, cockroaches and rats everywhere, smells like piss. Shit people and rocky warm gray toxic waste "beaches" where you'll probably find needles used for heroine. Streets chocked with cars, smog and fumed filled air
The east coast in general is a shithole

>>53917415
Based France.

>>53917415
You've posted this so many times I've lost count, as if to convince yourself.

>>53917404
sure thing Pajeet

>>53917315
There are other channels available. Which by their very existence compete with the BBC.

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>>53917425
It's clearly the superior English though

>>53917442
Yeah that's what I figured, most capital cities are total shit, I have no clue why tourists want to visit Amsterdam, I don't even go there.

>>53916252
I have no ideia how it sounds like, send some samples

desu i think very shitty uk accent and how uk-us is cucked by french
>colour, flavour, behaviour, harbour, honour, humour, labour, neighbour, rumour, splendour

>>53917466
Australian contributions to humanity:

1. Kangaroos
2. Crocodile Dundee

American contributions to humanity:
Too many to count, but include electricity and motorized transport.

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>>53917442
nice même, but the west coast is even more pulluated

la is depressing

>>53917524
>Australian
So you mean Aboriginals, who didn't even invent fire and the wheel until the Brits arrived? Technically "Australians" are just Brits.

>>53917415
Yea yea go back to studying for you English exam Pierre.

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>>53916504
Holy shid, /Carib/ in the house. Howdy, Cracker!

>>53917506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRv7kd6xHfE

>>53917415

I've always loved France

>>53917524
Nice non sequiteur Silvio

How's that economy holding up?

>>53917516
That's just a meme. Nobody gives importance to this.

>>53917524
>American contributions to this world
you forgot "my cock"
you're all welcome.

>>53917494

I just go because the hookers and weed there are closest to the Airport you arrive at tbqh

>>53917442

Yeah. I constantly had that feeling you get when a bus drives past you at the crosswalk and you get diesel exhaust smack in your face while I was there... there was literally not a moment while outside when your mouth didn't taste like exhaust fumes.

>>53917485

But you LITERALLY can't compete with BBC, other channels are not cool and probably have a tiny amount of shows and air time

>>53917611
I'm well off enough to not have to thinka bout it fortunately. How has your day been?

>>53917415
>never actually bothered to "colonize"

If the English didn't how comes America, Canada, Australia etc speak English then?

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>>53915064
OI M8 I"VE EARD DAH QUEEN PRONOUCE IT IN REAL MATE FOCK THESE AMERICAN CUNTS WHO THINK THAT ITS PRNOUCED WAHDUR, FUCKING CUNTS MOST LIKELY NEVER EVEN EARED THE FOCKIN QUEEN SPEAK MATE WHAT A BUNCH OF POOFS MATE. go back to your top tier "bants"

Bong and Bongcucked countries accent power ranking:
1.Ireland
2.Australia
3.New Zealand
4.Scottland
5.England

>>53917555
Just as you are swamp Germans

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>>53917524
>kangaroo
>not emu

>Using glottal stops five times per sentence
vs
>Using basically no glottal stops

Yeah, I wonder why people prefer American english.

>>53917575
>English "so": So
>Straya "so": SOOOYYWUWUWUWU

>>53917653
Better than a bunch of Brits tqbh m8

>>53917671
Seriously, with all those fucking glottal stops it souynds more Arabic than English

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>>53917631
>LITERALLY
stobbit.

>>53917788
The worst offense is "I could care less"

>>53915416
>Our accent is a lot smoother and more pleasant to the ear.
It really isn't.

>be on the bus today
>two Americans get on
>the mother has their baby in a fucking sleigh-like contraption on her back so the baby sits above her head and slightly behind
>constantly talking to the baby in that annoying fucking accent, "yeh wanna go upstayers? okey weeee're going upstayers."

GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY.

>>53917643
>Canada
>Australia

Congratulation, you gave the english language to them.

And now they use it to shitpost all the time.
Are you proud of that ?

>>53917637
Pretty good, barbecued a delicious Porterhouse steak in a Cajun rub for dinner with the senpai.

You?

>>53917671
>glottal stops


What?

>>53917533

Who mentioned the west coast ? But to be completely honest it's the best part of the country, no beaches compete, fun, warm and sunny and cool nights, nightlife everywhere or you can stay home and be cozy with the worlds top weed. Great food and atmosphere and it doesn't feel like you're living in a concrete bangledash. Beautiful women and good food everywhere, I could go on

I went to a Gymnasium and thankfully most of our foreign language assistants were English. All of our teachers studied in England too, so we learned British English.

I don't necessarily dislike the American accent but it is definitely at a higher pitch, but more monotone. The British speak with more confidence and flow.

I'd say about half of the people I know lean toward more of an American accent with the other half being British.

go to vocaroo

say
>give my accent a honest rating out of 10 and stop the bullying

>>53917788
literally being used as emphasis has been around for a long time, get over it faggot

the dictionary doesn't dictate language it's the other way around, otherwise we'd all still be talking in old English.

>>53917152
I grant you at least 180 million of my compatriots disagree - five times Canada population.

>>53917835
That sound that is often used to replace a 't,' which sounds like "GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK" as if you're gargling on cock.

>got a bit of butter, bruv?
>go' a bi' of bu'er, bruv?
>GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK

>>53917647
>1.Ireland

This. Worked for Swedish branch of a multinational computer company for a few years... lets call it the potato company, they sold products such as the iPotato and the potatophone and potatoPro. Anyway, had to regularly make calls to hq in Cork... all of them were lasses, all of them with sweet, chipper and slightly sultry voices. Best part of that job.

Keks this

>>53917930
Yeah, in colloquial speech, faggot.

>>53915064
Here we learn the british accent, if that makes you feel better

>>53915064
Not a gril, but learned british english.

Sorry to say this, but the USA culturally dominates us.

>>53917880
It's AN honest rating Jesus tapdancing CHRIST and I'm the non-native speaker.

>>53917415
A M E R I C A
M
E
R
I
C
A

>>53917864
I'm from LA, that's why I brought it up. New York isn't cold all the time, it has many days that feel exactly like home.

The beaches are garbage, but no one goes to NY for the beaches. Fly down to south beach in Florida, or alternatively we might have HSR in the future.

Regarding the food and nightlife, California isn't even in the same league man. It would be the same as comparing LA with Waco Texas.

>Met qt European girl in Asia
>She sounded exactly like an American
>she was listening to nigger music, like chris brown
>I probably could've fucked her because I'm a superior white american, now she'll fuck some African drug dealer or other sleazy nigger

But yeah I've noticed basically every European outside of France, Britain and Germany have no accent when speaking English and speak perfect American English. It's kind of freaky.

>>53918042
>and I'm the non-native speaker.
You are probably more native than Abdul, though.

My sister is in love the English teaching assistant at her school and spends her weekends talking about him with her friends.

He's from Yorkshire and apparently he has a perfect voice.

>>53918175
Going to the beach in Orlando is murder. Blizzard Beach, Wet 'n Wild and such were neat though, even if the places were filled with mehicans. Just like muh South Park.

>>53918200
>I've noticed basically every European outside of France, Britain and Germany have no accent when speaking English and speak perfect American English.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n0En8NC61r
Rate my American English.

>>53918227
>talking shit about your sister's husbanfu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhkZgNkmk0A

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>>53915064

Because your disrespect for other accents and idoms make many people naturally prefer to learn AmE.

Many British professors here are like this, "hurr it's HAVE a shower TAKE a shower it's wroooong", man fuck that shit, people don't learn English to become British.

>>53918227
Hey I'm from Yorkshire can I bang your sister too? Pretty please with sugar on top?

>>53918276
Nice British English

>>53918363
At least they don't like totally like speak like robots I mean that's not super at all like totally not cool

>>53918175
Fuck dirty jew york

You fucking leave out letters

How to you want them to say "pretty"? Preh'y?

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>Christ. It's a good thing English accents are a novelty,

>>53918542
That's because the rest of you speak Spanish as a first language.

>>53918320
>Yorkshire accent

It's pretty fucking adorable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB3ieNhEsDY

>>53918360
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gXWJb3IMcW

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>>53918581
REKT
E
K
T

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>when a Bongolian says "Yewchube" for "Youtube"

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>alooominum foil

AL-YOU-MINIUM

>>53918542
new yorkers don't do this f@m

>>53918581
Brutal, but american still better then britbongish

>>53916237
Have to say Australian accents are top tier.

>>53918228
Orlando is mainly there to cater for families at universal, south beach is a bit more sinful (which is why I like it)

I agree it's didsgusting, but what can ya do, buddy? Just go with the flow and chillax.

>>53918623
>mfw Britbongs call Youtube "Yuchewb"
>mfw they call a tube a "tewb"
No face

Hate is a sign of jealousy.

Sorry our accent is too hard for you all to pronounce :^]

Simple answer. American culture > British """""culture"""""

>>53918825
>the youtubes

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>be teaching English in china
>school goes by British English instead of American
>teach "mum" instead of "mom", "maths" instead of "math", "colour" instead of "color" etc
>mfw

Told them to scrap that shit immediately

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>>53917643

>>53918926
absolutely 0 appreciation for all our fine work killing chinese communists

>>53915416
American "english" sounds disgusting, you are the south americans of the anglosphere.

>>53918912
>the maths

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>>53915064
>Zed
>Zed
> fucking Zed

Holy shit

>English
>England

The clue's in the name. It's our language. If you disagree with us, you're objectively wrong :^)

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>>53918941
W-was I wrong?

>>53918926
>learning the incorrect spelling used on an island full of britkorans
shiggy

>>53918825
>>mfw they call a tube a "tewb"
>No face
>americans call YouTube "You Tub".

>>53919180
This is true, senpai. I feel as if we tried our best to separate ourselves from you without trying to over complicate it.

Should have just switched to French Tbh

>>53919213
Youtube is American. So is 4chan. So is most of the internet that matters.

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>>53919304
>So is 4chan

>>53919304
yeah, like gayworld.com

>>53919213
I've never heard anyone pronounce it "you tub" but I'm going to start doing that.

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>>53919328
Japs are honorary Americans

We did have them as our client state after all

>>53918227
>Yorkshire accent most perfect
tee hee

>>53918363

Which British accent are you talking about here? Sounds like you've mixed up a couple

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>mfw americans pronounce "niche" as "nitch"
>mfw americans pronounce "clique" as "click"
>mfw americans pronounce "herb" as "erb"
>mfw americans pronounce "buoy" as "booey"
>mfw americans pronounce "clerk" as "clerk"
>mfw americans pronounce "twat" as "twot"
>mfw americans pronounce "oregano" as "oh-REG-ano"
>mfw americans pronounce "basil" as "baysil"
>mfw americans pronounce "vitamins" as "vite-a-mins"
>mfw americans pronounce "mobile" as "moh-bul"
>mfw americans pronounce "hyundai" as "hoon-day"

>>53917101

Chris Evans the new presenter was recently pictured chucking up after he went too fast in a car while filming for top gear so it's fair to say the new Top Gear will most likely be utter shite.

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>>53919719

ALOO-MIN-UM

>>53919839
>not pronouncing aluminum the way it is spelled
>maths
Topkek m8

>>53919719
Some of these are wrong senpai but I'm on my moe bil and I can't be arsed to correct you

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Fuck off retard

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>>53919839
>mfw americans pronounce "millenium" as "millenum"

>>53919115
This

Brits can't even figure out the basics, let alone lecture people on proper pronunciation

>>53915064
As a German, I agree with everything you said

>>53919115
>zeeeeeeeeeeee
Kill yourself

>>53921168
About ten too many "e"'s there senpai

I sound really cute though

>>53915064
But I don't say wahdur or preddie, that sounds more like a cletus southern shit accent

>>53921366
Even standard American turns a double t into a d sound usually


Say butter out loud and tell me it doesn't sound like BUDDER

>>53920190
literally no one does that tho

>>53917999
You shold send some of your teachers here, another side of the border, m8. They would be wellcome.

>>53915064
Soweeeee :3

>>53915064
>>53915416
this, br*tiş accent is just disgusting

>>53920190
>millenum
>no

>>53920701

Thanks senpai

>>53919719
Some of those words aren't even English you entitled bong.

>>53915416
This desu.
>British/Australian documentary.
>Good god where are the subtitles I can barely understand them.

>>53919719
>mfw americans pronounce aeroplane as "ar-plane"
>mfw americans pronounce trousers as "pants"
>mfw americans pronounce aubergine as "eggplant"
>mfw americans pronounce knickers as "panties"
They're basically a nation of excitable children.

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Trying to be classy by imitating a largely fake accent tier:
>Trans-Atlantic American
>Downton-Abbey posh acccent

Plain jane tier:
>Rural England
>Manchester
>Canadian and north Yank
>Australian
>Rural England

Goofball tier:
Scot
Welsh
Newfoundland
New York/Boston
Kiwi

"I'm a tough guy" tier:
Scouse
East London
Ebonics
Saffer

Pleasant gentleman tier:
Cornish/Devonshire
Yorkshire
Posh Dixie

Sound like a retard tier:
SoCal
Poor Dixie
Brummie

>>53928745
>"I'm a tough guy" tier:
>Saffer

They just sound really hilarious to me. I think you should move that up a category.

>>53919211
Poor American... gots rekt - kek.

>>53917152
>I hope you realize that it's only native English speakers that like the British accent
Lol no

>>53929506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ6rfxoEFI4

yeah you're right, I like the British accent too

>>53919333
nice

>>53929598
This is an all-time classic Farage moment

>>53929598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAaWvVFERVA

>>53929598
Considering I'm German and don't like Belgium very much I really like this

>>53929598
Holy shit this is hilarious. I had no idea this guy was this extreme

>>53915517
I don't think it really that subjective. American accent definitely seem to have more of a rounder, blunt tone, while english accent feel a little more piercing.

>>53931801
Jesus christ, I think I'm turning into a fucking retard.

>>53931533
both the German language and the German accent are the worst sounding thing to ever come out of anyone's mouth so I don't think you're in a position to judge dude

>>53915416
>all these butthurt replies

Well done my fellow burger

>>53931915
I bet you like French you fucking faggot
>Canada
Your culture consists of trying to find things that separate you from the USA

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>>53918623
>>53918665
>drake posters

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>>53915416
>how to trigger queencucks: the post

Good 2 know, la.

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>>53932062
stay mad Nazi, your language still sounds awful

and yeah French does sound better than German, German is probably one of the worst, there's tons of languages that sound better than it. Too angry and harsh sounding, but it suits you Nazis perfect.

>>53932229
>angry and harsh sounding
>bad
French is literally feminine bitch: the language

>>53932501
girls love the male French accent and guys love the female French accent so yeah, try harder

nobody is attracted to the German accent and the sound of the language itself is shit-tier

like lol I bet your music sounds awful

>>53932648
German is kinda cool. Especially when they call for prayer from their minarets.

It's almost as if America was the reason we learn English

>>53932648
>guys love the female French accent
>puke.jpg
>the male French accent
>killmenow.jpg
I don't even know wtf is your beef with me, I only said that I prefer the British accent

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>>53929598
>BELGIUM
>IS PRETTY MUCH
>A NON COUNTRY
I cannot believe he literally said these words. Farage has gone up in my meme-esteems

>>53933285
Can you imagine if people really cried like that? It would have to be extremely painful

>>53933349
for you

:^)

It takes courage to speak it with English accent. You may look so proud but when you speak American accent you're just another hobo.

>>53915064
It's okay that girls in general make you go flaccid anon, we can't all be straight.

>>53915416
I actually prefer standar american english to standard english english.

But when we go on the regional accent, britain wins

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>>53915416
How to trigger gaystalians and Britcucks: the post

>>53916217
>Pot kettle desu.

Coming thru lads

https://youtu.be/IhnUgAaea4M

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>>53915416

"The strange English accents with which I was surrounded seemed like the voices of demons. But what was worst was the English landscape ... I have made up the quarrel since; but at that moment I conceived a hatred for England which took many years to heal." C.S Lewis The Narnia Guy.

>>53915064
because brit-english is for dorks who dont know almost every brit is an autist or chav

>>53917242
Pretty sure you'll be disappointed by NYC desu. If youre going to America theres exactly three cities worth seeing: Denver, Austin, and Miami

>>53917415
Frace confirmed greatest ally. J'adore desu

>>53916113
>of of

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>>53917401
>>53919762
The new Top Gear has a ginger faggot as host but he has been having problems talking and driving at the same time and became sick after driving around and had to stop to vomit. Meanwhile the show that Clarkson, Hammond, and May will be doing for Amazon is confirmed for having ten times the budget of the old BBC show. Not to mention most of the production team left Top Gear to go with the presenters for the new Amazon show.

I can't fucking wait, bros. Imagine what they can do and the locations they will go to with their new budget.

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>>53917415
je taime france :3

>>53915629
Lol are there really people who muh heritage America like her?

The way new englanders say water is weird as hell "wuteur"

>wahdur
More like wa-ter with the "t" not exactly a "t" but more of a simple tongue flap.

>>53915064
>Why do European girls learn English and speak it with a fucking American accent
because from year 7 to 13 they're teached English with an american accent
and if they don't emulate it well, they stand corrected
I didn't even know about english accents before I watched skins/misfits/shameless/etc

>captcha sunrise WHY

>>53917242
Only working class people in New York have the accent you're trying to describe. Everyone else is a visitor or an immigrant. Now New Jersey on the other hand...

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>>53915064
ok this is weird but since I heard this monologue I tried to do my best to imitate the english accent.
That entire game had an excellent dubbing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcsi3hU-rX8&spfreload=10

>>53940167
>shameless
Were you able to understand it without subtitles? I couldn't.

>>53915064
We have ze french accent desu.

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>>53939219
>Denver

>>53940373
>Were you able to understand it without subtitles?
nah

But I understand UK std accent and chav accents better than american accents usually, although I hear 10x more american english
Probably because it's closer to french tone system, I don't know
Worst is boston micks, I tried to watch The Departed subless, kek

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>No foreigners want to learn a glorious Kentucky accent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLPKO_Iu7rM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIs9Y4Wv2mY

Non-native English speakers don't learn an American accent. We learn to pronounce in an easier understandable way, and this happens to be closer related to American English. Even if most of us would want to, we cannot pronounce the way a British dude does. It has nothing to do with favouring one way over the other, just with logic.

>>53940749
thick foreign accents resemble scottish/brummie more than US accent desu

>>53940595
people like kentuckians?
t. kentuckian

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>>53917216

>>53939219
Are you fucking kidding me?

New York is the only city in America.

>>53915416
How to trigger Brits: the post

>>53917415
Frog telling it like it is

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>bunch of Americans telling me how much they like my accent
>they ask me what I think of their accent

>>53917647
>muh heritage
You cucks never stop

>>53917999
Yeah when I was there it was so weird hearing these teachers speaking English so perfectly it sounded like they came from specific parts of England