Ausfags get in here

>>53911084
i am here cunt

>>53911084
bad flag

>>53911084
Hi. =DDD

i'm in vacation here skiing and snowboarding. fuck me sideways, cancucks keep apologizing it wasnt a meme.

Yo

why?

>>53911090
To shitpost presumably

>>53911084
Where did your jack go, Mr. Turnbull?

>>53911085
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>>53911089

Why is the leaf framed by red bars? Any meaning to this or just stupid moose men logic?

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>>53911084

> that flag

nope

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>>/b/

Also pic related

>>53911093
It's moosemen logic.

>The number of points on the leaf has no special significance;[18] the number and arrangement of the points were chosen after wind tunnel tests showed the current design to be the least blurry of the various designs when tested under high wind conditions.[19] The image of the maple leaf used on the flag was designed by Jacques Saint-Cyr;[20] however, Jack Cook claims that this stylized eleven-point maple leaf was lifted from a copyrighted design owned by a Canadian craft shop in Ottawa.[21]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Canada

>>53911088
Yup we do apologize all the time for no reason. We're an overly polite folk, we are.

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>>53911084
fuck is that flag

>>53911084
ITT, we wait for based Tone to return as King of Australia.

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>>53911084

When Australia awakens I go to sleep


Goodnight shitposters. I'm too much of a veteran bantz handler to really get aggravated by you but Good luck baiting these newfags. You do a valuable service to this board and I don't think people tell you that enough

Godspeed

>>53911101
Don't forget to finger-pop your arsehole!

>>53911100
Oh I love this one!

Auzzie Auzzie Auzzie! Oi Oi Oi!

Auzzie Auzzie Auzzie! A secure vegemite supply for all of God's children!

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>>53911102
What's the scariest thing you've seen in Australia? An emu? A giant spider? A kangaroo?

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>>53911104
A fucking cassowary actually. Imagine a 6 foot plus bird with raptor claws and a fucking horn on it's head that would absolutely love to fuck you up if it got the chance.

Been bitten by a spider, hurt like a cunt and my foot turned purple for a week but it went away eventually.

>>53911104
I saw Gina Rinehart once...
You think she could spend some on a personal trainer

>>53911104
muslim

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>>53911105
I googled pics of it and I have to say that is the scariest motherfucker that I have ever seen. Up here we just worry about bears in the winter, and deer and moose that wander onto highways and streets.
>turned purple
didn't you see a doctor?

Oi cunts, how many abo's have you fucked up today? Fuckin coons.

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>>53911108
They're pretty docile but can attack if provoked and you don't really wanna get stuck by one of these bad boys either.

>see a doctor
I did but there wasn't much I could do about it and I wasn't in any danger, it just hurt like a cunt.

>>53911084
Who else /bigdick/ here?

I can't wear tight pants because the bulge is embarrassing.

>>53911110
I dunno, m8, if I saw one of those things on my front lawn I would get my gun.

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>>53911111
>tfw grower not shower

>>53911113
I bet you are overweight too m8.

You sound like a fatty.

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sup cunts since this is a politics board, verdict on Turnbull?

>>53911115
i forgot he was primo desu

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>>53911116
is he Kawaii

>>53911115

cuck who smiles and everyone likes for some reason

>>53911104
Probably a wedge tail eagle the size of a small car galloping across the road

>>53911110
What spider?
>>53911115
He is just waiting for election time to actually do anything.

>>53911115
>verdict on Turnbull?
I don't even follow coke vs pepsi politics any more m8.

I've moved on. It is all irrelevant. There are more powerful forces at work.

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Straya is #1

>>53911115
Probably our best option for PM at the moment but that doesn't really say much given the dismal state of politics in this country.

>>53911120
>What spider?
No idea mate, it must have been hiding in my shoe because I never saw it bite me. I just woke up the next day with a nasty bite and couldn't walk.

>tfw not corrupt boomer getting rich selling country to chinks.

>>53911115
cunt signed us up with e TPP that will have no advantages in our economy. And will fuck us over. Tony was fighting not to. The canadian cuck was even smarter not to sign this shit.

>>53911117
he's a fucking jew

>>53911125
>Tony was fighting not to
Will need a source on that bit of obvious bullshit m8.

>>53911125
> cunt signed us up with e TPP that will have no advantages in our economy.
> Tony was fighting not to.

there are no differences between tony, malcolm and the rest of the coalition on the TPP.

>>53911084
Non-whites.

>>53911125
Bullshit. Tony wanted it

>Canada
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trans-Pacific_Partnership#Membership

>>53911104
Saw a coastal taipan once, but it was too far away to be scary.

Saw a brown snake right up close to my feet in some long grass, was probably pretty lucky it didn't get aggro.

Had to scramble/climb past a coiled up (probably sleepy/sleeping? dunno) tiger snake on Flinders Island. Didn't look very active, but it was unnerving how close it was.

Mates were feeding a Goanna sausages out the back of a beach house, it was acting kinda strange tho: would start charging towards us whenever we stepped of the porch on to the ground near where it was .

Mates pushed me off and closed the screen door behind me, then yanked me back in just as the thing was about to reach me, that was fucking terrifying.

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Goodnight m8s.

I love you all.

>>53911104
almost stepped on the following: death adder, tiger snake, brown snake, copperhead, king brown & red belly. the most encounters ive had with a given breed of snake would have to be brown, those fuckers are everywhere

as i kid i used to go snorkeling alot. i found an octopus inside a tiny cave, and i started dropping small rocks onto it. i then noticed it had rings, and they started to turn blue so i shit myself and bailed. ive found them in rock pools occasionally but they were pretty small

goannas are a plague where i live during summer. they just hang around BBQ areas alot, they dont bother anyone.

>>53911106
top kek

>>53911098
To infinity and beyond

>>53911109
found that fuckhead who lives in alice springs

>>53911103
Spell it correctly next time ya bloody drongo

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>>53911115
bit of a cuck but better than this bitch who will end up running the Greens in the Senate and fucking us on immigration given half the chance and go full Merkel.

wait a minute

>>53911104
I've seen a bird carrying a kangaroo, small children running up to me with an eastern brown snake, 50c+, ethnics getting bashed for laughs, more than a few stabbings in the street, sharks in inner city canals, toadfish as big as your arm, big fuckin shellfish with a stinger in the hands of a child, and countless other stupid stuff that would have your average normie shitting himself.

By far the scariest thing I've seen is the average person, they are not human.

>>53911111
Yeah dog, belly button boys.

>>53911138
I like to imagine that Australians are such mutants that you could be born a budgie and your parents wouldn't even notice.

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>>53911104
Abos...

>>53911084
Put the Union Jack back on you CUNT.

>>53911084
>See flag
Triggered

>>53911115
He met with Obama and would not shut the fuck up about how great TPP is. Obama knows it ain't happening and was ayy lmaoing the whole time
He's a un-australian traitor fuckwit with no balls.

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>>53911146
Can I trigger you some more?

>>53911148
Meh, I already knew how much they were fuckwits.

>>53911143
I love you Irish bastards.

>>53911104
- A white muslim woman
- The sheer number of asians on George St, Sydney, like 80% of people were asian. Felt like I was in China/Japan
- a couple snakes, no biggie if you just walk away.
- spiders are scarier because you're more likely to find them in you house

>>53911143
That's not your imagination, it's god's truth.

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Oi m8s check out this image.

>>53911105
>>53911108
lmao i would wrestle that thing with my bare hand and vodka bottle.

>>53911148
She must be fun at leftist hipster parties

'Well, as I have converted to Muslomowacki for status my opinion actually holds so much weight'

>>53911084
>the brightest star is Sol
Im ok with this

>>53911154
Fucking muslim mad max, agitated arab

>>53911104
Crocodiles, by far. They're neat when you're some distance away but they're creepy when they're up close.

When I was in WA there was a river near my town that was full of the fuckers. Me and my mates would wait at the crossing for cars to show up and drive across the river, as they did we'd grab hold of the tow ball and hang on while it dragged us across. Got way too fucking close to some crocodiles doing that.
Where I live now I have some saltwater crocodiles that live in the swamp on my block, they're creepy as fuck. Still pretty cool animals though.

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sup cunts

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Cronulla checking in boyz

Hey cunts, whats going on

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>>53911155

yeah have fun with that you dickhead, they disembowel people.

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>>53911162
Your cuntry is shit and you should feel bad.

>>53911105

Fucking Dinosaurs m8

>>53911090
containment thread

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>>53911164
hows John Key going you fuckin Waitangi day celebratin motherrucker

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>>53911164
Le new zealand is best country meme

8/8

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>>53911155
It'll spill your guts all over the ground cunt

>>53911104
germaine greer

yeesh

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>>53911164
>A
>FUCKING
>FERN

HELP HELP

WE ARE BEING INVADED BY AYYLMAOS

>>53911084
Get this shit out of here.

NOW WATCH ME WHIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjW8wmF5VWc

>>53911164
mainland = north island
tassie = south island
nz = who gives a fuck

what the fuck is happening

where the flags at my good man

????????????

FUCKING ALIENS

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>>53911084
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

maybe they are in australian antarctic region...

>>53911816
>interrogation mark
Is this bait?

whats happening?

what le fug :DDDD

what the fuck...

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t-they know about us

SHUT IT DOWN

is this an hacker?

AYYLIENS FUGG :DDDDDDD

>>53911917
It was transferred from another board, though I don't know which one

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>>53911084

>>53912066
/pol/

>>53912066
/pol/

Testing

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What the fuck, all these flags are unknowns

>>53912287
I assume it's just some moderators fucking with Australians?

>>53912287
>What the fuck, all these flags are unknowns.
When they made us /pol/ refrugees on your /int/ board.... not all of our brave flags made it.

New Zealand's national animal is a flightless bird, I think that's very appropriate.

>>53912618
isn't ours as well?

No it kangaroo

>>53912287
I honestly panicked for a second thinking that the government had decided to suddenly change our flag. I'd expect something like that from a rat like Turnbull.

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>>53912618
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Good work shitheads making us look fucking retarded.

>>53912850
whatever I'm drunk

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>>53912775
It's both cunt

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>>53913040
use the updated version we had a vote you where asleep mate.

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QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENSLANDAAAA

wtf with these unknowns flags

do they have unknown territory or what

>>53911084
what's that flag?

>>53914046
new country discovered

>>53911084
IS THIS A MESSAGE FROM NEVER NEVER LAND?