It's moosemen logic.
>The number of points on the leaf has no special significance; the number and arrangement of the points were chosen after wind tunnel tests showed the current design to be the least blurry of the various designs when tested under high wind conditions. The image of the maple leaf used on the flag was designed by Jacques Saint-Cyr; however, Jack Cook claims that this stylized eleven-point maple leaf was lifted from a copyrighted design owned by a Canadian craft shop in Ottawa.
When Australia awakens I go to sleep
Goodnight shitposters. I'm too much of a veteran bantz handler to really get aggravated by you but Good luck baiting these newfags. You do a valuable service to this board and I don't think people tell you that enough
What's the scariest thing you've seen in Australia? An emu? A giant spider? A kangaroo?
A fucking cassowary actually. Imagine a 6 foot plus bird with raptor claws and a fucking horn on it's head that would absolutely love to fuck you up if it got the chance.
Been bitten by a spider, hurt like a cunt and my foot turned purple for a week but it went away eventually.
I googled pics of it and I have to say that is the scariest motherfucker that I have ever seen. Up here we just worry about bears in the winter, and deer and moose that wander onto highways and streets.
didn't you see a doctor?
They're pretty docile but can attack if provoked and you don't really wanna get stuck by one of these bad boys either.
>see a doctor
I did but there wasn't much I could do about it and I wasn't in any danger, it just hurt like a cunt.
sup cunts since this is a politics board, verdict on Turnbull?
Probably our best option for PM at the moment but that doesn't really say much given the dismal state of politics in this country.
No idea mate, it must have been hiding in my shoe because I never saw it bite me. I just woke up the next day with a nasty bite and couldn't walk.
cunt signed us up with e TPP that will have no advantages in our economy. And will fuck us over. Tony was fighting not to. The canadian cuck was even smarter not to sign this shit.
> cunt signed us up with e TPP that will have no advantages in our economy.
> Tony was fighting not to.
there are no differences between tony, malcolm and the rest of the coalition on the TPP.
Saw a coastal taipan once, but it was too far away to be scary.
Saw a brown snake right up close to my feet in some long grass, was probably pretty lucky it didn't get aggro.
Had to scramble/climb past a coiled up (probably sleepy/sleeping? dunno) tiger snake on Flinders Island. Didn't look very active, but it was unnerving how close it was.
Mates were feeding a Goanna sausages out the back of a beach house, it was acting kinda strange tho: would start charging towards us whenever we stepped of the porch on to the ground near where it was .
Mates pushed me off and closed the screen door behind me, then yanked me back in just as the thing was about to reach me, that was fucking terrifying.
almost stepped on the following: death adder, tiger snake, brown snake, copperhead, king brown & red belly. the most encounters ive had with a given breed of snake would have to be brown, those fuckers are everywhere
as i kid i used to go snorkeling alot. i found an octopus inside a tiny cave, and i started dropping small rocks onto it. i then noticed it had rings, and they started to turn blue so i shit myself and bailed. ive found them in rock pools occasionally but they were pretty small
goannas are a plague where i live during summer. they just hang around BBQ areas alot, they dont bother anyone.
bit of a cuck but better than this bitch who will end up running the Greens in the Senate and fucking us on immigration given half the chance and go full Merkel.
I've seen a bird carrying a kangaroo, small children running up to me with an eastern brown snake, 50c+, ethnics getting bashed for laughs, more than a few stabbings in the street, sharks in inner city canals, toadfish as big as your arm, big fuckin shellfish with a stinger in the hands of a child, and countless other stupid stuff that would have your average normie shitting himself.
By far the scariest thing I've seen is the average person, they are not human.
He met with Obama and would not shut the fuck up about how great TPP is. Obama knows it ain't happening and was ayy lmaoing the whole time
He's a un-australian traitor fuckwit with no balls.
- A white muslim woman
- The sheer number of asians on George St, Sydney, like 80% of people were asian. Felt like I was in China/Japan
- a couple snakes, no biggie if you just walk away.
- spiders are scarier because you're more likely to find them in you house
Crocodiles, by far. They're neat when you're some distance away but they're creepy when they're up close.
When I was in WA there was a river near my town that was full of the fuckers. Me and my mates would wait at the crossing for cars to show up and drive across the river, as they did we'd grab hold of the tow ball and hang on while it dragged us across. Got way too fucking close to some crocodiles doing that.
Where I live now I have some saltwater crocodiles that live in the swamp on my block, they're creepy as fuck. Still pretty cool animals though.
yeah have fun with that you dickhead, they disembowel people.
Your cuntry is shit and you should feel bad.
hows John Key going you fuckin Waitangi day celebratin motherrucker
Le new zealand is best country meme
It'll spill your guts all over the ground cunt
What the fuck, all these flags are unknowns
Good work shitheads making us look fucking retarded.
use the updated version we had a vote you where asleep mate.