>tfw you will never be American

American is in the heart, not the place.

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>tfw I will never be Austrian

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>tfw will never be a fucking loser neet living off welfare

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>>53906806
That is not encouraging mate.

>>53906785

> tfw someone from an actual white country wants to come to this hellhole.

We're almost at street shitting level, I hope you know.

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>>53906862
>tfw no thick uzbek-jew gf with big khazar milkers

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>>53906785
>tfw I'd never be Finnish.

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>>53906874
>Went to america on vacation
>Tried their burgers
>It had so much fat and grease that I couldn't finish it

They had good cheese, however. Boy was I shocked to discover that.

>>53906874
god bless america

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>tfw you will never be (You)'d by a qt murikan
why even live

>>53906785
Do you think the right to protect one's self belong to everyone? You're an American friend

>>53906785

what to get married?


you can become American!!!!

>>53906785

so whats stopping you?

The seas are open, peka, grab your viking raft and make like a mexican.to the "land of the grave and home of the flea".

>>53906785
apply for green card lottery

@53909794
You're damn right you won't get a (You)

>>53909794
Here's to (you) Finfriend

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>tfw living in a dictatorship
>tfw other countries praising us being anti cuck
>they can't see behind that, how much we actually suffer from the goverment

just end it all desu senpai

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Feels bad man.

All of you lesser countries. Remember this, when you look up to the night sky and see the moon, america is watching over you.

AND GOD BLESS THE USA AND EVERYONE

>>53912550
that makes me tearing
today i'm gonna look at the moon (if it'll be visible) and think about some american guy

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>>53906785
>tfw you will never be American
south american here, feels alright

will never be a finn :'(

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>>53912550
>>53912867
WE'RE ALWAYS WATCHING

>>53906874
the meat looks like feces

>>53909794
I wish I was as good at memes as (you), Funland

>>53906785
I don't need to

I already get all the good things about American life without any of the shit

>>53917781
how is one "good" at memes anyway

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>>53906862
Anyone else see the resemblance?

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>tfw you will never taste finn boipussy
Jdimsa

>you will never be australian
end my life desu

>>53922474
Might try that later 2bh

Just marry one. There's plenty of lonely loser faggots here

>>53908789

I bet you've never just taken a swab of butter and stuck it in your mouth, either. Being this much afraid of fat...

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>>53906785
Yes you will!

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>>53908789
>Romania knowing what good cheese is

m8

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>>53909794
AWOO

>>53906785
Feels good

>>53920825
I thought of him instantly.
>>53908789
>vacation

Fuck off yank

>They had good cheese

m8...have you ever had good cheese?

>>53926091
>this one triggered bong in every America-related thread
Lol good to see you're still around

>>53926386
You too mate

>>53906874
The owner is a cardiologist who hates fat people and lures them in with free meals. He celebrated the death of his morbidly obese spokesperson lmao

>>53926091
Are you ashamed of the fact that the USA (former colony) completely overpowers the UK (former world power)

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>>53925713

>>53926540
Yes

>>53912346
We see it... We all see it

>>53926621
You still have the Falklands..

>>53926723
Korben Dallas wants to have discussions with Argentina about them (he wants to give them away).

>>53926767
You still have rockall

>>53926876
Ireland say it's theirs.

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>>53906785
Well, that's it for me today.

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>>53926922

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>>53909794

>>53926968
>>53906785
Being American is plain and generic. No clue why you'd not want to be unique and Finnish

>>53926922
Gibraltar?

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>>53911965
>>53917781
>>53925713
>>53927144
k...kiitos!

Looking to marry a cute finn boi to help get citizenship

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>>53928691
SUOMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Feels bad man

>>53906785
>tfw you will never be finnish

>>53906785
Well, I'm getting education for free and won't be deep in debt when I'm out.
I'm good.