Big emu cocks just please Aussie girl's pussies more.
They can't and soon the nationalist Emu movement will begin.
EMUS OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw wife was unhappy with our sex life
>tfw she wanted to explore her sexuality
>tfw once she tried the big emu cock, there was no going back
>tfw house is now filled with emulet half breeds, thinking about killing myself
>aboriginals drove some species of bigger emu to extinction
>white Australians LOST A WAR TO THEIR SMALLER COUSINS
Is there a bigger embarrassment to the white race than Australia?
I like how aussies cucked themselves out of their own ecosystem when they introduced the Cane Toad over from Africa. Pepe and Wojack irl.
>my wife's hatchlings
LITERALLY CANNOT BE REPLICATED
I used to yake care of a few emus when I worked at a refuge for rescued animals. They're very curious, always would follow me around while I did my job, just observing me work and tilting their heads at me . At the end of the day they'd come over before I left and loved to be petted and fed by hand. Also they chase away foxes and keep the other animals safe and liked to hang out with the lamas.
I don't know what the Ausfag's problem is. Emus are breddy noice guys.
>Did you fap in the the street?
>Did you fap with pajeet?
>On the loo?
>Was it designated?
>where you masturbated?
>I do not like to poo in loo,
>I will not poo in loo with you
Someone give penguin publishing a call. We have a new Dr. Seuss book in the making here.
what's the difference between emu and camel bird?