How can Australian men even compete?

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Big emu cocks just please Aussie girl's pussies more.

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>>53899876

cucked hard

>>53899940
Haven't seen that one before.

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>>53899876
They can't and soon the nationalist Emu movement will begin.

>>53899916
HOL UP GURL
LET
ME
FLOCK
MAH
FEATHERS
AND SHIEET

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>>53901631
>>53899940
>>53899916
>>53899876

EMUS OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BIG

RED

DILDUS

EMU

FLAVORED

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>>53899940
>tfw wife was unhappy with our sex life
>tfw she wanted to explore her sexuality
>tfw once she tried the big emu cock, there was no going back
>tfw house is now filled with emulet half breeds, thinking about killing myself

>>53899876
delet this

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>tfw live in the only state/territory without emus

>>53901890
>Tasmania
A hearty kek to you my friend. How does it feel being the most irrelevant state?

BIG

AUSTRALIAN

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>aboriginals drove some species of bigger emu to extinction
>white Australians LOST A WAR TO THEIR SMALLER COUSINS
Is there a bigger embarrassment to the white race than Australia?

They tried once and they lost. They tried again and lost again. Now they know not to Fuck with the emos. We lost to our animals in the 1860's.

I like how aussies cucked themselves out of their own ecosystem when they introduced the Cane Toad over from Africa. Pepe and Wojack irl.


>>53899940
>my wife's hatchlings

LITERALLY CANNOT BE REPLICATED

so glad we only have niggers

I used to yake care of a few emus when I worked at a refuge for rescued animals. They're very curious, always would follow me around while I did my job, just observing me work and tilting their heads at me . At the end of the day they'd come over before I left and loved to be petted and fed by hand. Also they chase away foxes and keep the other animals safe and liked to hang out with the lamas.

I don't know what the Ausfag's problem is. Emus are breddy noice guys.

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>tfw your wife's emu thinks you're a loser

>>53899916
I fapped to this image.

>>53902999
me too

>>53902999

Did you fap in the street?

>>53902999
>>53903132
>Did you fap in the the street?
>Did you fap with pajeet?
>On the loo?
>With vishnu?
>Was it designated?
>where you masturbated?
>I do not like to poo in loo,
>I will not poo in loo with you

Someone give penguin publishing a call. We have a new Dr. Seuss book in the making here.

>>53903240
I cringed
And I'm not even Indian

>>53899876
DELTE THIS RIGHT NOW

>>53903240
Meter needs work, but you gave me a kekel.

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what's the difference between emu and camel bird?