>failed uni >family still think I'm going >have

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>>53895821
I wish i couldnt relate to this.

>>53895821
They're going to find out eventually

What's your plan?

>>53895821
There was a serial killer who did that instead he would ride trains not stay in mcdo

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>can barely pay the rent
>landlord is an huge asshole
>notices I'm scrapping everything together to pay him
>offers me to suck his dick instead of paying him for the month
>actually do it

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>>53895821
>wouldn't matter whether I could relate to this feel or not because my family doesn't give a single shit about me

>>53895951
cmon this didnt happen

>my family thinks im finally graduating from community college this semester and going off to a university

>>53895951
Sucking a dick for 1 months rent is a bargain

literally EVERYONE i know has a job

today i posted in one of these thread at 4am

i'm 21 and i'm just starting college

there's no face yellow enough for this feeling

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>have 0 friends
>be NEET
>no education
>never had a job
>waste my days playing videogames

I LITERALLY WELCOME DEATH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>53896072
In reality, what's going on?

>>53895821
>>53895885
>pretending to go to uni
What exactly is the plan here? What's the end goal?

>>53895821
not sure if joking or not, but check out this guy's story

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Claude_Romand

they made a pretty good movie based on it too

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0273069/

>>53896072
I know this one

>>53895951
I'd do it unless he is completely disgusting.

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>>53896197
I don't have one

I don't have any plans or any goals

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>I think about killing myself every day

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>have plenty of friends who care about me
>have a stable loving family
>have a part-time job that pays well with little work
>one of the most attractive girls at uni is rumoured to be crushing on me
>have good grades in my uni course
>bright future

I WANT OFF THIS RIDE

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>>53895821

>>53896294
join navy
stop boat people
become a real hero

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>haven't told my family I failed a semester last year, and now I'm a year behind

>>53896197
university degree is basically the equivalent of a highschool diploma nowadays. even if it is a meme degree.

>>53896190
i likely have at least another year after this semester. ive been going there for 4 years now just to get a 2 year degree

>>53895821
>be good at uni
>the only "friend" I made just uses me

>>53895821
>failing uni
>failing job
>people at uni think I'm failing because job
>people at job think I'm failing because uni
>actually I just don't give a fuck about either because I will kill myself soon
>still tell my parents I'm doing good on both and try to lean them toward not contacting me so often (once a month or so)
This life is a lie and I want it to end.

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>>53896431
>ive been going there for 4 years now just to get a 2 year degree
are you me

>>53896435
don't do it finlandia citerior ;_;

>>53896240
>guy survives
Jesus fucking hell, why not just blow your brains out

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>moving onto uni campus soon
>aren't actually enrolled into anything
>can't use the internet because of that
>gonna spend my days literally looking at the ceiling of my room just to keep up the facade that I'm actually studying

>>53896240
First time I've heard of this and fuck it's insane

He lied for 18 years

Also
>failing to kill your ex
ishygddt

>didn't get into arny because of poor eyesight
>forgot to apply to uni
>gap year working at a grocery store part time
>lost virginity to a literally autistic girl

Its ok..

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>tfw no gf

>>53896552
I thought euro girls loved arab meat?

>>53895821
>exam tomorrow
>obligatory paper unfinished
>yet I'm shitposting on 4chan

>>53896585
I don't want a Euro girl

>>53896494
>>53896545
the movie is so excruciatingly difficult to watch. check it out. it's on tpb

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>graduated
>no goals in life

>>53896385
>>53896544
Are you real?

>>53896552
Become wizard

>>53896240
> and watched cartoons

if only he had access to anime

>>53896431
>>53896484
Really? How the hell?

I mean CC is easy as fuck, it's mostly general Ed classes. I failed a lot of my classes because I didn't give a fuck and still graduated with an associates degree after 2 years.

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>>53896621

>tfw can't even become a wizard anymore

>>53896186
honestly being a NEET is the best thing you can do in live

>>53896621
Yes

Due to a loophole in the contract I can stay on campus because I had previously studied there. I failed, but I can still live there and I don't have the fortitude to tell my family

>>53895821

audit classes and figure out what you can/want to study
get a fucking job

>>53896544
Unis here you can't live on campus unless you're enrolled in a certain amount of classes

>>53896313
ik that feel all too well friend

>>53896591
>tfw had last exam for the semester today
Technically yesterday, 2:30 am. Feels good to pass all of them.

>>53896552
>Arab
With FICKI FICKI it's not very easy

>>53896661
Shot yourself in the foot with that one

>taking classes at community college
>barely make it through the week
>get blazed or drunk as fuck on weekends
>do it all over again on Monday

>>53896661
>lost virginity
>can't get a gf
Oh shit man what the fuck did you do, you ruined everything

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>>53895821

>Overall failure
>Looking to get a shit job anywhere
>Day dream about how awesome my future will be
>Don't have any talent so I don't even know how that would happen

I'm only living to see the future

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>went to college for a year
>found out i didnt like the course so i finished the year and left
>been working for one year
>going to a university for half of the price (3500/yr)
life's looking ok

>>53896716
Forgot to mention
>I can't fail this exam because this is already my 5th year in University

>>53896755
Pretty dumb m8
You're wasting your time and money

t. a moron who was in your shoes but grew up

>>53896642
took a lot of classes that didnt relate to any degree, failed a few classes, dropped a few more, wasnt going full time every semester

>>53896756
I can get a gf, everybody can, there are plenty of fat and ugly girls out there

It's about getting a gf that can help you, that you can love, that you can talk with. And that's at least moderately attractive.

Honestly most of all just want a gf who I can learn from

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>>53896661
I feel you my fellow moor. I know this feel too well.

>>53895942
I heard about that guy

>>53896827
>wasting your time and money
What's the point anyway? Life is just meant to end. The sooner you realize that the smarter you are.

>>53896827
>wasting your money
Federal grants says I'm not. But I am actually pretty serious about what I'm taking there I just like to have fun Friday through Sunday.

>>53896853
Wait, did you lose your virginity to an ugly slag?

>>53896888
Ok lad, let's all do whatever we want and fuck the consequences if we're just going to die one day

Great logic

>literally severely addicted to the internet and jerking off to porn because I have nothing else to give me happiness in my sad empty existence as a wageslave
>too much of a pussy to try to quit my addictions and get an education and a real life

the way I look at it is when you give up on life for a couple years you make everything exponentially harder to do in the future. after a certain number of wasted years you've hit the point of no return. I'm either there or close to it.

>>53896935
isnt that the point of freedumz? fucking commieshit.

>>53895821
I want it to be true so my kek is justified.

>>53896935
Logic is not great, it is cold.

>>53896688
>>53896680

>>53896936
if you have money, try to life that cocaine lifestyle, that'll get you off the computer

or just make you jack off a lot more, idk, im not a scientist

>>53895821
Jesus christ, I did something similar

>end high school
>start going to uni
>go the 2 first weeks
>we are all guys, not a single girl
>I can't make friends and everything sucks, I'm completely overwhelmed
>stop going, I decide nothing will happen if I'm missing for a couple of days
>days pass, I can't go back, plus I haven't done homework or anything
>I haven't gone anymore, I literally only attended universiy for 2 weeks, still go out so my family thinks I'm going to uni

I have already told my parents this is not what I want to do with my life and they understand, but I don't know what to do. HELP PLEASE

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>>53896906
No, I lost my virginity at 15 to a girl I was in love with since the beginning of high school. She was honestly top-tier, and way too good for me. I broke up with her for stupid reasons after 2 years.

Then however I went to university, studying physics and mathematics - in other words, no girls in sight. The only girls in my classes are ugly as shit. it's hell. All my friends who study law, medicine etc. have good and smart gfs whom they met at school, except for me

>>53897020
Kill yourself. It's only going to get worse.

>>53896936
>Canadians can get welfare at any time
>complain

>>53897020
So drop out? Sounds simple enough.

>>53897020
>I have already told my parents this is not what I want to do with my life and they understand

You have it easy senpai. Continue the lie until the end of the course. Go to all the exams (the date should be in the web of your uni), fail most of them. Blame your lack of motivation. Never return there again.

>>53897016

does doing cocaine get you friends, a gf, and a good job?

>>53897020
what do you want to do?

>>53897073
welfare here isnt yuro-tier. its just a few extra dollars to supplement your meager income.

>>53897020
This is why I dropped out also

>think not going one day isn't going to affect anything
>one day turns into a couple of days
>a couple of days turns into a week
>a week turns into an entire semester

>>53897118
it helps the first two but you will probably need the third for the coke

>>53897060
>She was honestly top-tier, and way too good for me. I broke up with her for stupid reasons after 2 years.
I'm on my phone but you can imagine what kind of picture or gif I would want to post here.
No idea how to fix your shit favä. Go to uni parties?

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>finishing uni with no friends and shitty grades
>parents won't let me back home without paying rent
USMC here I come!

>>53897194
hoorayh or something
>not becoming a 300 kills NAVY seal

>>53897233
I am but a mere mortal.
The most I could probably achieve is ranger.

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>>53897194
I'm getting this way inclined too

Army is looking like a mighty fine option right now

>>53897083
>>53897109
>>53897124
>>53897132
Well, I told my mother this sucks and I'm completely sure I don't want to work in what I'm studying (which is all true, I actually chose the degree without thinking it through, had problems in my last year of high school). The problem is she told me to keep attending until the end of the first year. (It's kind of an expensive degree) They gave my sister a second chance because she also had to change degree after the first year. My problem is I haven't attended since the two first weeks and I can't let my parents find out. What should I do?

>>53897194
just join the navy, its a simple life
>maintain a boat
>do drills
>repeat

>>53897162

Yeah, uni parties are decent usually, faculty parties are shit (because no girls) but sometimes I go to law faculty parties.

But yeah, law people are the most normie people on earth, so that gets tedious after a while. I'll probably have to end up marrying an ugly woman or just have my family arrange something

>>53897314
Air force and Navy are super impacted brah

>>53897194
>>53897281

>tfw the spanish army is full of chavs and immigrants and I would become a pariah if I enlisted because everyone hates it here

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>first year in college
>failed
>repeated
>scraped through first year
>scraped through second year
>literally all about to come crashing down in third year
>absolutely nothing to show for the last four years
>didn't work a day of it
>parents paid for all of it
>had to take out loans to support my fees
>I will never pay them back
>they have absolutely no savings
>my father's health is deteriorating rapidly yet he can't leave his back-breaking electrician job because we'd be homeless next week if he did

LIGHTS

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>failed out of college
>quit job
>mom is just waiting for me to suicide

>>53897299
I started first semester summer last year. For the first three weeks I came to all lectures. After that maybe once or twice a week, often also leaving early, just read the stuff at home and went through what the professor had put up for the day. Still passed exams. Are you sure you missed that much by not showing up? When are your exams?

>>53897437
CAMERA

>>53897299
Maybe you should go to class and just sit in the last line drawing dicks, playing games or something.

>>53895821
This actually sounds like a good idea, I might do this too
Or maybe just join the army

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>>53895821
I did that except with HS. Mother made sure I got on my bike each morning, but I just headed for the woods once out of her sight. Sat on a hill most of the day, enjoying the feeling of freedom, while still knowing how it would all turn out.

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>>53897449
INSANITY

>>53897492
>Failing high school
So what exactly are you doing with your life now?

>>53897341
>I'll probably have to end up marrying an ugly woman or just have my family arrange something
WAKE ME UP(CAN'T WAKE UP)

>>53897503
YOU SAYIN

>>53897441
Depending on what he is studying, it doesn't really work like in most of Europe in Spain. In most degrees university is just a high level highschool. I've done entire subjects with nothing to read at home, it was 100% what we made at class.

>>53895821
Not sure what to tell you, laddie. Either go to the Australian equivalent of trade school (apprenticeship works, too) or join the military. Getting a part-time job would not hurt, either. If you are going to hide the fact you failed uni from your parents, at least use your "pretend time" to make money.

>switch degrees several times
>go to several different universities
>change to engineering because fuck it
>do terribly for the first two years
>started working hard and getting top marks
>i've got two years left (should be one but i fucked up so much)
>still probably won't get an internship or good job because i don't want to suck everyone's dick and make connections

it's a weird feeling, it seems like even when things get better i'm just failing in new ways

>>53895821
This happen to me and some of my friends. We all just played counter strike all day ;_;

I'm a sys admin now. Never give up OP

>>53897541
In that case Hvil i Fred

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>>53896780

lmfao

this and i'm 25

i go for two hour long walks instead of looking for work because i like to put my headphones on and daydream to a soundtrack about the hypothetical life i lead in the future

i passed my first two years of uni at and A, A- grade average across the board then failed the first semester of my third year three times in a row

i'm now on a short-term 12 month exclusion from study due to my academic standing

i don't know why i am the way i am

>>53897441
the first exams were this last week and I didn't take them. I know nowhere near enough to pass any exam, I'm pretty sure. I mean maybe math, because basically it's stuff we did in the last years of high school, but we started a lot of things that I know nothing about

>>53897409
I don't think you could join, if I remember correctly, last year there were like 200 spots available and 400000 people trying to get in.

>>53896888
this, literally whats the point of existing?

>Fail one more subject and its over
>Take a single look upon the first assignments for this semester
>Consideration to do something else increae

>>53895821
My friend did the same , but his mother thought that he was leaving for work.

>>53897593
>Hvil i Fred
It's not like I want to pass, I already told them this is not what I want to study, what I don't want them to know is that I have only attended university for 2 weeks

>>53897593
If he wasn't a 4chaner I would tell him to use the faculty library to do the research himself and auto-teach him everything. People without time sometimes does that. But it's harder than going to class, not easier, and normally get's you worst grades.

>>53897610
>i'm now on a short-term 12 month exclusion from study due to my academic standing

That's sort of my place. I started having panic attacks and just didn't go to class.

Now I have to appeal my academic status and explain to a school counselor what was wrong and how I've changed, but the truth is that nothing has gotten any better.

>>53897611
>I don't think you could join, if I remember correctly, last year there were like 200 spots available and 400000 people trying to get in.

Yeah, true. I'm also almost blind, like 8 dioptres in each eye, and can't run for shit so there's that.

>>53897670
Just go to the uni bar and make friends familia

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>>53897514
Hiding from it.

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>going to college this fall
>incredibly unhappy, find no joy in life
>no friends, no gf, kv
>everything is going smoothly in theory but have ominous feeling of dread constantly
>cant imagine myself living a normal life
>convinced it will end early with suicide
>depressed when things are shit and when theyre not and i have no logical reason i still feel the same

The only reason to keep moving is to avoid social conflict and awkwardness.

>>53897673
look, I had never done something like this, and I guess I'm a pussy, but I'm just too afraid to show up and that teachers start asking questions and shit
>>53897765
I go to a small "faculty" of a big university where we are the only degree. Literally. 60 guys, first year there's a degree in that building. No bar, no people to hang out with, no girls.

>cant feel happy, excited or even remotely interested in anything anymore

Literally everything I once enjoyed got completely boring.

>wasting my days playing videogames without any goal, ambition or motivation

should probably end it soon, whats the fucking point of it all

>>53897731
>small "faculty" of a big university
It will be exactly the same with me, but I will be living at home in the same room with my druggie brother.

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>have exams soon
>check the date for the first one
>it was literally this monday

the answer to most of your problems would be solved by banning yourself from the internet

>no porn
>no 4chan
>instantly a huge amount of time to do more worthy stuff
>testosterone levels will return to normal
>won't feel inferior from social alphas on social media

the only down side is that you miss out on the latest dank memes

>>53897906
How do one ban one self from the internet? I've been trying for years to atleast reduce the time I spend here

>failed Uni
>failed at job hunting
>few freinds, half-hikikomori
I'm realy glad my family is pretty wealthy.

>>53897906
>>instantly a huge amount of time to do more worthy stuff
>>testosterone levels will return to normal
>>won't feel inferior from social alphas on social media
>le just snap out of it gimmick

If anyone here cut out the few things that made them happy they certainly would not suddenly do this "huge amount of worthy stuff."

>>53897949
that sounds like the life Tbh
trade with me

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>>53897949
welcome to the club senpai

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>>53897906
>>53897941

>>53897949

how do you fail uni in nippon? I thought it was just 4 years of drinking with easy classes

>>53897906
guys don't start downloading torrents of porn, you literally can't stop, I filled the 900 gb of my computer with hd porn, luckily I had the balls to delete it all. But I started again downloading a couple and I think I'm on the way to fill my computer again...

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>>53897941
You're here forever

>>53897827
that makes two of us.

just described me perfectly, in theory my life is good but I dont feel anything.

>>53898029

Why do people download porn instead of simply watching it on some site?

>>53897941

stop paying for internet

or give your laptop away

cutting yourself off from social media is probably more important than the porn thing, though both are important... you weren't meant to know about how successful all your friends in university or high school became. social media will depress the social outcasts until the day they die, unless they turn that shit off

>>53898029
I got over this phase of my life in middle school

>people dropping out of uni
Why.

I though taking 6 years to get a 4 years degree was terrible from my part but by no means I would want to drop out and fail at life. I've used the extra time to learn languages and skills.
What are you guys doing with all the "free time"?

>>53898012
actually i didnt literally fail.
I spent 6 years to graduate from a shit uni, and it's pretty much failing to anyone.

>>53897973
my family has a few properties in my city and when I inherit it I will have a wage of a few thousand euros every month just by owning it, but knowing I will always have a roof and food doesn't make me feel better about myself

>>53896804
that's a big dog

>>53897906
the problem isnt not having enough time, its finding any motivation, joy, fun, happiness, goal, ANYTHING.

>>53898066
I literally those for my study

you western people makes my day depressing


i thought you had a superior culture?

>>53898041
Everything we accomplish is propped up by other people and maintained by us to "avoid being yelled at" while we accomplish nothing of what we truly care about.

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>>53897906
I would just do something else really autistic to fill my time. Being bored doesn't just turn you into the model man. You just find something to do to entertain yourself.

pic related

>>53898086
Lifting
Boxing
Hentai
Shitposting
Learning languages
Hiking
Cooking
Drinking

>>53897956

faced with hours and hours of free time, you would force yourself to find a real hobby

>>53898062
because with torrents I can download nearly every porn vid in high quality. I don't know, I just feel the need to, when you have tried it, porn sites seem shit.

>>53898086
I watch the video on YouTube, masturbate, play games, drink with friends.

>>53898152
Coccon mode I guess?

>>53898062
Because if I find porn i really like i wanna keep it, instead of loosing it eventually

>>53898137
>what we truly care about

tell me, how do I care about stuff? I literally cant. No way to find any motivation whatsoever. It all feels so pointless.

>>53898012
Getting to a shit uni is the same as failing

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>>53898086
This is how I spend my spare time

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>>53898086
>What are you guys doing with all the "free time"?

wageslaving to stay alive

>>53898141

autistic hobbies include learning to play piano, learning how to cook, learning karate, all sorts of shit that is infinitely more worthy than spamming memes on a malayan origami imageboard for the next 10 years

plus non-internet hobbies can almost always involve other people, or at the very least be used to attract a girl who is also into that hobby... no normie girl is into collecting rare pepes

>>53898189
Not even, I just do the bare minimum in college.
I dropped half of that shit for this last year just to prove to myself that I could get straight A's.
As of last semester it turns out that it was possible. Should've started earlier

>>53898086
I want to drop from uni because I've realised this is by no means what I want to do with my life, I want to find a degree that lets me work in something I truly enjoy. I made a mistake, I made the wrong call. And I would like to stop attending right now and spend the rest of the year getting my driving license (I only have the theoric part) and attending a German language academy, to speak it fluently (I speak basic German)

>>53898210
>2ch
Eek...

>>53898236
Why karate?

>>53898207
yeah pretty much.
My childhood friends are all dumb, and some didn't even go to high school,
but they become a plumber, carpenter or something like that, and make their own living.
I'm a total failure.

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>>53898289
sik af
You guys have Sambo tho, do that instead

the major fault with university, is that it rewards hard work, and not raw intellect

a hell of a lot of mediocre people who simply worked hard, got 1sts

>>53898086
>be spanish
>working is considered some unattainable abstract concept

>>53898313
In real life, hard work is also more valuable than raw intellect.

>>53898313
Why is that a fault?
Those people are contributing more to academia and should rightfully be rewarded.

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>>53895821
HOLY SHIT ARE YOU ME?

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>used to be a relatively popular NEET with plenty of friends
>used to get smashed and fuck with fat girls
>3 years later
>live alone in a rural university town, no friends, didn't go to college, wageslave
>only gf in recent years was an airhead bottle blonde that cheated on me
>this site is now my primary form of entertainment, has morphed my social ability
>new neighbors are chicanos
>chicano's dog barks at everything
>distant gunshots ring out at night
SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOME

>>53898207
>>53898293
What's their purpose? Why do people even go there if it's that bad?

>>53898313
If I was hiring people I would the majority of the time hire the ones I know can work hard.

>>53898330
Yes, yes it is. Do you understand how high the natural unemployment rate is around here?

>>53896544
But why though

>>53898304
Well, I do boxing, I just think that karate can not help you in a street fight or is still able to?

>>53898121
I have thought about this, there are certain things that attract me at times, like beatyful women, or some material things, but I just can't imagine myself being happy. Like, I imagine myself, being valued, being rich, having a wife/gf, having friends, being famous, having children, having a fulfilling job, etc... but when I think about it, I can't imagine myself being happy, even if I had any of those things... I don't even know why I keep living, I guess to not hurt the few people that care about me and maybe because I have the tiny hope someday I can expirience happiness.

fuck lads there's no need to take life so seriously

just take it easy

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>>53898393
Only Kyokushin style.
You're still better off with boxing though.
If I were Russian though, I would take advantage of Russia's world class wrestling instructors.

>>53898121
>>53898403

I found content in life through knowledge. Kind of an Aristotelic point of view. I read history and study science as a hobby and it's really rewarding.

>>53898347
Helium tank didn't come in?

>>53898313
Hard work is literally 80% of the package. Raw intellect means absolutely fuck all if you can't/refuse to apply it.

>>53898359
So that you could spend another 4years to have fun.

I wish there would be some catastrophe in Tokyo like 3.11 earthquake, and reset everything.
That would be the only thing to make me excited and make me feel alive.

>>53898313
A system should be created so people with high intellect are evaluated and given some task according to their capabilities

>>53898466
may I ask you what you do for a living?

>>53896780
AHAHAH is everyone fucking 20+ loser here, i can relate to this so much

>>53898491
It's called going to uni, passing, and working for research.

>>53898393
>>53898455
it can be adapted pretty well if you do kickboxing or something as well.
i used to do karate and when i got into kickboxing i sucked at first but was soon able to give everyone trouble cause of my different style

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>>53895885
same here

>>53898330
It is in Spain, and not all works allow you to emigrate.

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>>53898531
Kickboxing =/= streetfight
It's far from it

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>>53898476
no
I intend on buying a garden hose, putting it into my car's exhaust then hopefully choking on the fumes as they fill into the interior of the vehicle, with me inside.

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>>53898109
A newfoundland dog - the world's cuddliest service dog

>>53898455
Well, I began to learn boxing just to be able to fight. Although any asshole can have a gun.
>>53898531
Yes you are right. Kickboxing or Muay Thai is a very good kind of martial arts.

>>53898455
I note that many of the peoples of southern Russia since childhood learning Sambo.

>>53898330
>47,5% of people younger than 25 in Spain are unemployed
wew lad

>>53898403
exactly this. the annoying thing is that I used to nejoy some stuff, I went fishing pretty much every weekend and always had tons of fun. recently I just whished I was at home instead...

>>53898466
Im trying this, listening to history podcasts for example. Atleast gets the time over, so ill just keep on doing it, maybe it will actually be enjoyable sometimes.

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>dont enjoy vidiya or anime anymore
>almost all free time is spent here
>still have to wagecuck
JUST

>Doing Computing in an institute of technlogy
>Doing shit but still passing
>Oh anon you're going to get a big job in IT aren't you?
>Y-y-yeah
>Have no clue what I will be able to get a job in
>Feel like after three years I know fuck all
>Final semester
Ill probs be working in a shop after graduating plus I have never had a proper job before so no experience.

>>53898688
Imho listening instead of reading will make you lazier and voider inside. Try to force yourself to read even if it's less efficient because you waste more time.

>>53898511
Finishing my degree and an doing an internship.
I'm living with my parents so all money saved will go to pay a Master's degree.
I can say I like my field (Economics), but I hated it at first. It clicked on me on the third year. Now I spend all my time improving myself, lifting, reading, studying math, languages, history, learning how to invest. I like all of that so I am happy despite being poor, having no gf and no friends and never going out. I feel I own my life completely and have developed a set of short/medium/long time goals I have been addressing for two years. It's all about learning to supress depressive thoughts.

>>53898742
This is exactly me

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>27 years old
>lives with parents
>felon on parole
>1 (ONE) friend who lives 6 hours away so it's more like someone who I talk to on the phone on a regular basis
>community college student
>broke as fuck
>hobbies include 4chan and watching sports (that's it)
>no skills or talents whatsoever

Yeah buddayyy!

>>53898581
thats why i do jiu jitsu as well

>>53895821

Why is shitposting here so infinitely entertaining? It never gets old....

>>53898742
>Ill probs be working in a shop after graduating plus I have never had a proper job before so no experience.

Literally me, but I also have to deal with >>53898670 Just fuck my life up.

>>53898600
they are pretty cool dogs tbf

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NEET master race niggas

>>53898742
im also doing computing and getting shitty grades but I still feel like ill land a good job if I graduate. Maybe im just more optimistic or dumber than you

>>53898755
Which IT man?

>>53898803
I feel guilty as shit because this course was expensive. If I am not working something related to computers I may need to kill myself.

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>>53898809
agreed ngl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYyT-etcEvo&t=26

>>53898742
get a cushy sysadmin job or something

>>53898752
I salute you anon, it looks like if you keep working hard, you will find happiness and success. I have the luck to have been born in a pretty well-off family, so I have the chance to look for a degree that will fulfill me. I will work hard to find it.

>>53898853
If you are good at one subject you should be fine, my problem is I am shit at them all. Move to Ireland, the IT sector here apparently cannot fill jobs but I still think they won't take any old retard like me.

>>53898857
Limerick. You?

>>53898857
You could have it worst my friend. You could be studying an HUMANITIES degre.

>they said I could be anything I wanted

>>53898742
I know that feel, been considering switching to another study.

>>53898891
Thats the dream man. If not that Ill start looking for jobs where I install windows and shit.

>>53898902
Blanchardstown IT, night life is non existent
. I am not a fan of going out but fuck I thought college would exciting like American pie.
I have never gone out drinking once because everyone commutes all over Dublin

>>53898875
badass

>>53898767
What are you going to CC for, if you do not mind me asking?

>castor beans take five days

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>Going to a bachelors from an associates in my field will only get me 2,000$ more a year.
>It's going to cost me 40K to get it.
>The degree will pay for it's self in 20 years not including interest.
Who keeps falling for this scam?

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>25
>still live with parents
>factoryslave
>make 2400€ a month after taxes

>>53899203
If you still live with parents, they must be very good people.

>>53899203
Do your parents charge rent? You should at least be able to save some money.

>>53895821

Literally me, except I have ONE(1) final shot at finishing my degree by doing 150 out of 180 credits in 3 semesters.

It's going to be hell.

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>past Fall semester of community college
>mediocre grades, but hanging on
>arrive almost 30 minutes late to school parking lot one day
>tell myself "fuck it, it's only one time" and decide to stay in my car
>do it again the next day
>I end up driving to CC everyday for 4 months and staying in my car for 3 or 4 hours so my parents don't suspect anything
>my life becomes a daze, can't even recall anything in the past 6 months
>end up forgetting to drop the classes,simultaneously receive five F's and effectively destroy my GPA
>have panic dreams, can't sleep at night
>vow to change
>now
>the spring semester just started, and I'm already having doubts

>>53899043
transfer to uni

>>53899203
2400 after taxes is quite a lot of money for someone working at a factory. At least here...

>>53898767
What was the felony?

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>>53899280

>>53899347

You should have seen the face on the university's guidance counselor when I told him my plan.

It was a weird mix of "this guy is insane" and "how do you fuck up that badly".

>>53899280
So the double ammount of subjects you would normaly taken? Do you have to do assignments to?

>>53899324
Well HERE on factory u get 300$ and that's not the worst option

I work three months a year. The rest of the year my parents give me money for watching their rural house (take care of one horse, two dogs, one cat and water the plants basically). I wish the horse dies soon, I hate brushing his hair.

>>53899401

Yes, 60 each semester this year since the bachelor course can't be taken until I have completed everything up to the final semester.

And yes I need to do everything.

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>>53899244
>>53899257
"""Only""" 750€ a month rent. Some of that money is for my sjw sister studying """""""arts""""""
Saved 70k so far

>>53899324
Nightshifts only. I never see the light of day

>21
>graduating in May
>no friends
>average-looking and shy, so no girl will ever like me
>kv
>never, ever talk to girls
>want to go for my master's in tax after I graduate

>>53899280
How do you only have one shot if uni is free?

>>53899452
And I though I had it bad, lykke til

>>53899490

Thanks bro, I'm just happy I figured out a way to actually set it up so it's possible. Going to be very hard but it's doable if I disciple myself.

>>53899457
>70k
Sheeit nigga, can you at least get land (maybe with a shitty house on it -- I am not familiar with land prices in Belgium) in a rural area of your country? At least here in the States, living expenses are considerably lower in rural areas compared to cities.

>>53899457
>€750
holy shit
Flanders or Wallonia?

>>53899475
r u me
I am everything except last line.

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>>53895821
I'd never lie to my parents about something like that, enough with the fact that I'm a hand hold-ess kiseless virgin. I want to give them at least some pride and become a professional before either they die or I kill myself.

Besides they are going to find out sooner or later that you're not attending uni.

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>mom going back to jail again

>>53899642
Alabama or Mississippi?

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>>53895821
This movie is for you my man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fHFvPIr7Xs

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>>53899659
West Virginia

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>>53899549
I can buy nothing. A decent house is 230k+
>>53899569
Flanders

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkDo4cTuSTc

>>53899457
How expensive is life here apart from rent? I might go and steal your jobs if a fucking factory worker gets 1650 every month after paying the rent just for working at night. I would literally kill for 1000 every month if the food and everything costs more or less the same than here.

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>The only thing that keeps me going is the knowledge that my life is pointless and I will be nothing but dust in less than 100 years

>>53899747
Meme-ing aside, I hope everything turns out alright. I had a dysfunctional white trash family and it sucked, try to get out on your own as quick possible if that is not already the case.

>>53899836
im not in that great of contact w/ her anymore (dad died when i was young), only heard about it because her lawyer contacted me asking for legal fees for her defense

>>53895821
Holy shit, and I thought I was pathetic. Thanks for making me feel better m80

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>>53899781
Dont bother, the job is just one of a kind. If i would live alone with a regular job i would live from paycheck to paycheck.

>have to pay 2500€ taxes

>>53900042
>have to pay 2500€ taxes

Holy shit

>graduated with meme degree
>can only get temp or part time jobs
>unemployed, pretty aimless
>seriously considering grad school
Anyone here done the whole application process? How do I convince professors I haven't spoken to in 3-5 years to give me letters of recommendation? How the fug am I gonna pay for it?

I'm a high school teacher.

Have any of you considered becoming teachers? Here you used to be able to do a 1 year teaching course if you've already done undergrad studies, but they've made it longer. Teachers are in demand almost everywhere though right?

Although it does take a certain kind of person to handle teaching, and especially to be good at it.

>>53900242

in canada in big cities there are 3-4 year waiting lists to get full time teaching positions because too many people go to teachers college

in toronto there are something like 40,000 supply teachers or something hilarious

>>53900242
IIRC there's a saturation of teachers in Canada and a saturation of them in many parts of the US

This excludes math/comp sci/physics, which I think are in demand everywhere. But you have a ton of kids who did like liberal arts or history and want to teach to "help mold the next generation" or some shit.

I've been considering doing like HS computer science, it seems like it would be a pretty comfy job.

>>53900242
Too autistic to deal with teenagers, too pedo to deal with kids. Being a professor at the university and teaching courses sounds like it might be fun though

>>53898896
Be careful tho when the news say there is a "shortage" of whatever job, what it really means is they don't get their pick as they wish they did and can't fuck the salaries as much. It's often not really a shortage per say
So it's like oh yeah we only got 7 applicants for that position there is truly a shortage. Tip top kek

>>53900242
The majority of people with my degree become teachers. I never wanted that, as I don't think my personality is suited to teaching children. Maybe high schoolers, but I don't know. Obviously I'd need more than just a Bachelor's to teach at uni.

And there is the fact that parents here will hate your guts and you are powerless to deal with bad kids.

>>53900346
That's an extremely hard position to get, at least in the US. Right now there's an abundance of "adjunct" professors who teach classes but don't engage in research. They only make like $50k a year w/o that great of benefits. You only get a full professorship if you have some research benefit to offer the school.

>>53900311
>>53900337
what de fuck

And yeah it's not always easy to get a full time position, especially depending on your teaching areas.

I'm guessing there are a lot of shit teachers going around in canada at the moment then.

Yeah HS IT is pretty comfy, but it's an extremely easy job to just rest on your laurels and not actually teach the kids anything because they can copy/paste each others work (and they will).

>>53900346
Yeah I imagine many people here are too autistic to be teachers. Being a professor is not easy at all though, and you usually need an idea to study while teaching. Also fuck you paedo cunt, but I guess at least you recognise it...

>>53900346
>Being a professor at the university and teaching courses sounds like it might be fun though
good luck with that senpai
I hope your PhD was amazing

>>53900242
If you got a degree in mathematics, CS, or a hard science - you can, at the very least, get part-time work as a teacher with relative ease (trig, pre-calc, and calc trachers are in very high demand). There is a huge backlog of history and English teachers, though. It is hard to get teaching positions in those subjects right out of college, unless you do not mind taking a pay/convenience-cut and work in the middle of nowhere. This is the case in my area, not sure about the rest of the country.

>>53900471
Yeah I'm actually considering going the HS math/CS route because I'm not exactly sure I'd be a fan of the normal CS route (which is insanely competitive, if you look into why Google offers all those perks it's so the workers end up staying on site for 12 hours a day)

Plus you pretty much get 3 months off a year guaranteed where you can make your own apps or freelance or whatever

>>53900242
Its my back up if I fail anymore now. Worked as a teachers assistant before and it was decent enough

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>>53899280
Impressive.
I received a lot of F's and haven't been taking as many credits as I should have because I thought maybe having less class would make me not miss them as much.
Problem is this means I won't be able to graduate within the normal timeline. Now normally this wouldn't be a problem, except I'm not korean and Korea keeps changing their rule on student visa so I don't even know if I'll be able to extend my visa long enough or if one day it's just gonna be like rip all that shit senpai get the fuck out

>>53900457
What's your degree? And yes for me high school is much more engaging than primary school.

>And there is the fact that parents here will hate your guts and you are powerless to deal with bad kids.
What makes you say that? Parents can be fucking horrible but many of them can be cool too. And on being powerless? Here's a secret, teachers don't actually have any power or authority, it's all imaginary. We have a legal responsibility to protect the kids, but have no legal authority over them whatsoever. All our power is imaginary and you have to get the kids to respect you in order to keep up the illusion of power.

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>>53895821
>doing great in college
>gonna graduate with a good degree in 4 years while it takes most people 5

>>53900537
Or fap to loli hentai all day

>>53895821
>find out I won't meet the requirements to graduate on time
>come home and try to act like it's not a big deal
>mom takes me out for drinking to cheer me up when she sees through it in an instant
>am that guy that cries while drunk
>play Pictionary and draw dicks for every card with her until 3 am
Shit really sucked when I couldn't find work afterwards. I'm basically a maid here, she's joked about buying me the outfit and a wig for my "work hours".

>>53900618
aww thats really nice, at least your have a loving mum m8

>>53900574
I feel like at the primary school level a large component of your job is actually making sure the kids are going to have decent attitudes and you get way involved in their personal lives whereas in high school the focus is just more on teaching

>>53900574
English

I mean I realize most parents will be fine on balance, but I have this perception that people regard teachers as failures who couldn't get a better job (which would be true in my case, zozzle). There's a popular saying here: those who can, do; those who can't, teach. Which is completely unfair to people like my sister, who teaches and always wanted to, but people like to rip on teachers due to a perception of public schools as liberal indoctrination prisons and teachers unions as communist underminers.

>>53900613
pls die

>>53900734
That's not a popular saying just in the US, it's from George Bernard Shaw (he hated schools)

I think Woody Allen changed it to: those who can't teach, teach gym

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>4 years of uni
>got scholarships and everything
>still all this fucking debt

>>53900768
Gym teachers are truly scum desu

>>53900758
success breeds jealousy

>>53895821
holy shit I'm in the exact same position OP

I'm glad I'm not alone

>>53900774
>had tuition scholly all 4 years
>too autistic to live off campus, still paying room and board off
I just like to pretend those expenses will go away eventually

>>53900709
Yes you do teach how to be good people quite a bit in primary school, but discipline is generally very easy at PS, it mostly consists of clapping rhythmically to get quiet. But you'd be amazed at how involved you get in students personal lives in HS as well, some kids have nobody to talk to except a teacher that they like. It can be extremely emotionally draining tb'h.

>>53900734
>>53900768
>>53900791
Yeah well that is the case with a fair few teachers. But many teachers are some of the best people you will meet. And yes many of us are lefty pinko pansies (like me) but I honestly think that stems from empathy and wanting to help kids and teach them critical thinking.

And yes, gym teachers (we call them Physical Education/PE teachers) are a dime a dozen and mostly shitcunts. They're talking about bringing in literacy and numeracy tests for all teaching students, and I think that's a good idea, because jesus christ some of the PE teachers were fucking deadshits.

And the music teachers were fucking lazy but mostly funny and cool guys, you need a few teachers like that in a school.

>>53900896
Are you married?

I go to a pretty good school for computer science (UCLA) and for some reason think that there will be some stigma around me coming from a decent school becoming just a HS teacher. Perhaps I will do that Teach for America program and if I don't like it pursue other options.

>>53900896

Fuck off Gabe

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>be extremely good at Russian and Russian literature during high school, perfectly literate, get highest grades exclusively, great at writing essays, poems, win all kinds of contests and olympiads etc etc
>not bad at English and German too
>everyone from my mother to teachers and other students tells me to go study languages, be a philologist, or whatever
>ignore them
>6 years later, never went to uni, minimum wage slave
AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>53898141
dude, this is amazing. got a video of your city? I'd love to build something like this. my builds are big...but rather unimaginative.

>>53900896
I totally agree that many teachers have a bad reputation through no fault of their own.

Shit you're making the gig sound better than I expected desu. I feel like I'd have to work at a boys private high school or something because the JB allure would be too strong.

>ask for job apply in mcdonalds
>work 1 year flipping burgers
>get to managment
>study company managment
>achieve regional mcdonald gerency

you have to listen to god sometimes

>>53900991
It's ok dude, you probably would have to go to university for like 10 years for it to pay off...30 years later

>>53901094
I only hear voices when I smoke weed, and I haven't done that for like 4 years because I have no contacts. Feels bad desu

>>53895951
/r/thishappened

>>53895951
Is he hot?

>>53900934
No I'm not married, why? tb'h I'm a homo.

>>53900959
newell?

>>53901062
I've always found that students are students to me, they're not sexual beings, kind of like family. I get not everybody will be able to see their students like that but honestly they're dumb teenagers and if you have sex with them you really have likely immorally taken advantage of them.

>>53901144
You are so much of a loser that even god doesn't even want to talk to you?

desu... i

>>53901094
People make fun of that McDonald's University shit but if you put in work there it pays off, I remember we laughed at this kid who was a cashier at McDonald's at age 16 and wasn't gonna go to college, well now we're all 22 and he owns 7 franchises and drives a Maserati and I'm just a poor grad student

>tfw 1st year uni
>couldn't maintain 85 average
>only ~80 average and subjects only get harder
>won't make grad programs at jpmorgan
>won't make grad program at big6 law firms

fuck me.
every time my parents ask me how i'm doing in uni, all i can manage is 'i'm doing fine' while dying a little bit inside.

>>53896552
Stop using your fucking trip outside of the general

>>53901215
>find a lone wolf lawyer
>work for him
>study theather for confidence
>go solo


MUH ACADEMICS MATTERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>was like a lot of you guys last year
>1 more quarter left of uni to graduate
>have a 70k government job lined up for me after graduation
don't give up hope guys