There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" australian, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL, CUM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
oh fucking hell
its now 75-80, up from 65. Pathetic, I know, but at least its rising.
>eating properly i assume
nope. Uni cafeteria is still shit, but Im going to try to get more bread/rice/cheap gains food next time I go grocery shopping
Some Chicanos consider themselves American which I find ok but then you have the typical one that feels proud of having Mexican heritage whitout knowing how bad this shithole is.
allow me to tell you something that's not pathetic: progress
you're working on it and making gains, good on you bud
since you're trying to defeat skelly mode and lifting, try and go for calorie-dense things like whole milk, nuts, seeds, and lots of olive oil to mix in with your rice/grains
beans are a good option for carbs as well
nah they're not that filling, you can fill up on the usual stuff, those are just cheap ways to cram more calories in since the foods you mentioned are relatively low-calorie
how much meat do you eat(heh) btw?
well the Uni Dining commons usually has some kind of meat dish, but theres a grill alongside it that has burgers and "chicken" patty sandwiches, plus ham/turkey sandwich stations. Usually I'll get a sandwich every dinner
ok, just make sure you're getting as much brotein as you can
and like the other guy mentioned, another good option that you can keep in your dorm or whatever is beans, canned tuna is good too
>put used panties into local CL
>this is one of the results
My buddy is dating a massive feminist. She took his balls, he threw out a lot of his games and blu rays. He won't even come for beers anymore. The worst part is she's fucking fat. Not like massive but she has those saddle bags on her hips that is disgusting.
>new planet discovered
>orbit around 20,000 years
>look up human history 20,000 years ago
>it was the start of the Mesolithic period
>the period between when humans were pure hunters and when humans began domestication and basically human society
they are coming
Do any liftingfags ever just listen to markrippetoes videos for fun? He looks like what I imagine every texas anon to be.
>tfw night terrors aren't all that terrifying anymore
They're still pretty annoying, though.
The Mexican set of mindset in cancer imo
Drinking Blue moon atm, not half bad desu
Why is that exaclty
When did Chicanos gave up on America? Or is it Mexico? Or both
in all seriousness, that must be the most painful shit to have to sit back and watch, im so sorry
you GOTTA talk him out of this shit, man
literal judgement day is coming anon don't be afraid
>watching friend's souls sucked out through their dicks
I'm sorry for your loss, anon.
>The Stone Age or Paleolithic Period is the name archaeologists have given to the beginning of archaeology--that part of the earth's history that includes the genus Homo and our immediate ancestor Australopithecus. It began approximately 2.5 million years ago, in Africa, when Australopithecus began making stone tools, and ended about 20,000 years ago, with big-brained and talented modern humans spread all over the world.
Literally and absolutely happening guys, I hope you're ready for judgement day
>I'll never see that same amount of snow in my life
Is this what people from New Hampshire are like?
If so I want in.
I have completely forgotten sledding and I live on a massive hill what the hell is wrong with me
>came home from class
>it started snowing
>go home and realize I should go buy groceries because everyone in DC will freak the FUCK out and the proper storm is happening on Friday
>go to trader joes
>lots of empty shelves but all the stuff I need is pretty much there since I'm planning on cooking a fuckhuge batch of chilli and nobody cooks
>spend 30 minutes in line
>ask the cashier if he thinks they'll run out before friday and he says they definitely will
>glad I did shopping
>stopped at liquor store and bought a handle of terrible bourbon to drink in my coffee over the blizzard
Now I'm set for the next week.
>Calgary is asking government to stop sending families of Syrian "refugees" of 7 to Calgary because they don't have homes big enough to give to them
>other cities are starting to complain too
>many are families of 5 to 7 that come here
just nuke us
9th planet discovered by guy who has the authority to decide pluto isn't a planet
Alcoholism and poverty. I'm a poor college student, why would I spend a lot of money on liquor when I have to worry about food and other shit?
Yes. This snow stuck but today we're only getting an inch or two. Friday and Saturday is when the real shit happens. Should be comfy.
I remember people signing a petition for our country to receive refugees. Of course the government told them to stfu, we already have our hands full with central americans and shitty economy.
Must have been some bored higher class people who go on reddit there.
I don't get what it is with these idiots, they don't give a shit about people with problems in their own country. They just was autistic foreigners that breed like rabbits.
>orbit is every 20,000 years
>stone age ended 20,000 years ago
>last glacial maximum was 20,000 years ago
nah man it's judgement day, aliens will visit us and decide if we need to start over again
or having class cancelled
in georgia, all we need is 1-2 inches of snow to stick for more than a few hours and the entire state shuts down, people dont even go to work because all roads are considered unsafe, lol
If you're gay you'll still have friends. My best friend is a man whose gay.
It's pretty shit and it had futa, you humongous homosexual.
They just don't care. Refugee garbage is in their twitter feed so it's "important". But that family in poverty on the other side of the city is irrelevant and privileged even though the parents struggle to feed their children and take care of themselves.
don't do it, they're crazy
>got an email today saying I didn't get the job I had applied to
looking for a job in general is truly the worst desu
Thanks man. I'm working at a library now but i only work 9 hours a week, which isn't enough to pay my rent. My last job was as a hostess and they just randomly shut down two weekends ago, and I didn't get paid.
I applied at Barnes and Noble and Target. I hope that works.
That's always the fucking worst. I wish you luck pal.
I noticed our medias took a sharp downturn in quality when they learned about social media and tried to incorporate it into their shows for viewer interaction. Now they actually go to it FOR news.
I'm not sure what America needs more; Bernie or Trump
On one hand we get some modernization and the right wing has to step up the rhetoric to the levels of European intellectuals, and Bernie is opposed to mass economic immigration.
On the other hand Trump will deport muh 12 million spics and have some based moments, a rarity among American presidencies + good chance of reestablishing American dominance/Nuclear Winter
>yfw hillary has a good chance at beating both
I want to hug someone. Its been so long since I've had human contact.
Bernie is more fantasy than Trump due to insane socialism promises. He'd probably just be a term of no accomplishments assuming he didn't have a heart attack and die while in office.
Trump seems like the best option for some kind of mess like that. You also get the two birds one bullet thing because your Dem supporters will loose their shit if he wins. They're already starting to freak out.
I mean they've resorted to name calling based on twitter posts. Like that guy who said Trump supporters are losers who masterbate to anime. Which some is true but to have Dem party people say that is amazing and for the history books.
Have you contributed high quality discussion to online image boards lately?
want to stick my tounge in Amy Schumer's flabby tits tbqh
>All these leftists and anti-trump people on facebook crying about the plight of refugees and "unprivileged" people
I know these cunts in real life and they wouldn't lift a fucking finger to help someone in need or someone they cared for. Is this all one big popularity contest to see who can pat themselves on the back the most for being a "good person"??
>popular as fuck because feminism
That forced meme shit pisses me off, too.
The original video is great, but the "epic" posters are just the stupidest shit since WE, except I don't even find it funny which sucks for me.
>one big popularity contest to see who can pat themselves on the back
I've had trouble holding my tongue over it because people I know have started jumping on board too. There's been times where my Dad has been reluctant to move his fucking car to the right slightly to let an ambulance by that is potentially dealing with a dying Canadian. But some sand niggers who wants welfare? He'll cry a river for apparently if his hero Justin says to. It's hard not to be angry lately.
Right now some in my city are crying about some bug begs found in their free temporary housing. Maybe they should fuck off back to the homeland if some insects are so awful.
>dirty brown ditchweed joint
>eyes red as the devil's dick
She's like a 5 in the face and chubby.
Come one bro, really?
My aunt who abandoned her two daughters and swindled my grandmother out of her pension money is calling Trump a monster. The fuck is this bullshit.
Booty calls are why I have facebook, I don't have a phone
>lefty friend makes a post saying MLK would be disappointed about us today
>libertarian friend says MLK would be proud since blacks can now achieve the same as whites and violence against blacks is nearly unheard of
>Jewish girl replies and says that unarmed blacks are killed in mass by police, therefore MLK he wouldn't be proud
>continuous back and forth between her and libertarian
>conversation moves on to how whites aren't experiencing more racism, as they can't experience racism in the first place
>"reverse racism by definition doesn't exist because racism is the systematic oppression on behalf of people of higher privilege, geared towards people of lower privilege. white people are of higher privilege, and black people don't have the privilege to be racist towards white people. sure, they can be bigoted, but it's still not going to compare to the amount of racism, internal and external"
>post pic related with "wtf are you talking about"
>conversation hasn't been active for hours, apart from a few likes
i want to kill myself considering how long she went on with this
Dictionaries are tools of white supremacy
i'm pretty conservative and i would still say MLK would be disappointed with us.
he was about uniting people regardless of race, now we have this community organizer in the white house who wants to bring us back to the racial division of the 50's. the likes of al sharpton, jesse jackson, jeremiah wright, along with the black lives matter movement, are thoroughly deteriorating race relations in this county.
>who wants to bring us back to the racial division of the 50's
It's interesting that Obama won on and acted like USA was united during his first term. Then when his performance was poor things went in the dindu nuffin direction and he jumped on board. He even pretends to cry on TV. Really strange turn of events.
>I spend my free time lifting weights so that I can impress vain superficial women instead of actually doing something fun and enjoyable with my life while also seeking a meaningful relationship
marry fuck kill
there are many speculations about that man, I personally think he displays signs of sociopathic behavior. not that i'm a psychiatrist, but whatever.
the point is that he's drastically cut the military, opened our borders, and sent race relations back to a point we havent seen in half a century.
when he said he wanted to fundamentally transform america, go look at baltimore and ferguson and you'll see what he meant
>enjoying the plummeting gas prices
>enjoying the plummeting Canadian economy
Did he advertise on change or hope? Because things certainly changed for the American people but for the worse.
He also cut more funding to NASA as I understand it, there was that week where your countries bills weren't paid during the tea parties seizures, tensions with Russia are worse again, and his health care program as I understand it was largely a failure. Your country is so openly divided now and it all seemed up happen under his watch. Its been kind of crazy to see from a distance. I wonder if Obama went so gray seeing things fester beneath him.
>Did he advertise on change or hope?
Back in 2008 his primary platform was literally "Hope"
And yes, obama's failures are so blatant and so terrible you almost have to assume the man does it deliberately. either that or he's mentally insane.
frankly it doesnt matter. this presidency has done major, major damage to the democrat party and it certainly doesnt help them now that they have an avowed socialist/communist (with a radical past to prove it) running for office. the democrat party died with JFK.
I'm no republican, don't get me wrong. trump is the last hope this nation has of a true nationalist taking back the government
>I'll never see any amount of snow in my life
Trump is a little nuts but your other options aren't any better or sometimes worse.
The lefty parties have become as extreme as the right so either way you're in for some kind of ride. I don't even know what to make of it but I hope he wins to restore some balance to your country. I doubt this autistic tug of war thing will ever stop but one side can't be in power too long.
this whole partisan war is a serious negative to america.
ann coulter published a column in which she basically said that so many people like trump because he's essentially NOT a republican. she's so right! fuck both parties.
unfortunately he has to run under the R because we all know what would happen if he went independent. the only real impediment donald has right now is the vicious, globalist, RNC and their cohorts like rubio and bush (even cruz as well, to an extent)
Yeah, your party system is weird. From what I get the two big ones absorb any independent competition that pops up anyways so it's easier to work from the inside.
The other candidates in the Republicans don't seem to get the same attention no matter how much money they pump into their campaigns. Your elections are still a long ways away so it depends if he can keep up the momentum. Trump actually seems less obnoxious than the other guys though.
I just hope he can beat Hilliary since I doubt the socialist guy will get that seat. Fanatic left supporters are acting like Trump is Satan incarnate so things will get interesting.
the reality is that trump is one of the most moderate candidates right now.
the radicalism of the democrats is a given. but the republicans are so desperate to be strictly conservative, or evangelical, or this or that. they will never win a general election like that.
trump appeals to a very broad group of people, that being people who actually work for a living and/or care for the sake of this nation. he's a new phenomenon and that's why he's being attacked by both dems and republicans.
he has revealed everything wrong with our current system by his sheer presence. imagine what he can do once he gets to the white house
>the reality is that trump is one of the most moderate candidates right now.
I've seen a few of his policies summarized or full quotes that were taken out of context to try and make him look evil. Even if I don't agree with everything he's not some radical like lots of people are pretending so I don't understand the hysteria.
>imagine what he can do once he gets to the white house
Really at worst he ends up only caring about corporations and maintaining some laws that are in place. Which is what most governments end up doing anyways. It's why all the hysteria online baffles me. I know people love to complain but when the UK government officials hold actual meetings to discuss banning a potential presidential candidate because of angry facebook posts in their country.... just... what the fuck is going on in the world?
Maybe. But media attention can also work in peoples favour. Like if they misquote it could cause someone to youtube him and find a speech video containing stuff they agree with. He's a weird case since both his party and the Libs seem to hate him.
Real question: How is it possible to vote for this man?
I can understand where you're coming from, but I expect trump to be competent. if he wants the wall built, he'll get it done.
many people are worried about him besides from the knee-jerk hysteria of the left, that he wont be conservative enough. whatever that means.
i shouldn't be so simple though, there are countless reasons why the media and politicians so harshly oppose him. it really doesnt matter in the end because his election would be good for american citizens
I just don't have a lot of faith in politicians. If I was an American I'd gamble on Trump but without expectations. In my own country I voted in hopes of a minority government so we'd get at least a term where idiots can't bullrush decisions without talking it through. Pessimistic by nature I guess.
It's good you've got some hope, though. Most Americans I talk to lately seem pretty depressed about their countries state the past few years. Especially lately. I like bullying you guys but it's not fun when things are actually kind of shitty. You bastards are our brothers.
honestly, I was pretty depressed about politics until trump came along. he's gotten a few people I know into politics as well who wouldnt have otherwise. I'm sorry you have that terrible son of a playboy trudeau leading your nation though. just the things he says make me physically cringe.
also, people like trump because he's not a 'politician'. again I totally understand your cynicism but I think we need to be reasonable here. donald has spent his whole working life buildings buildings, golf courses, carrying out huge business ventures, etc. he can absolutely do the things he says. the question is whether he can address the opposition, and oh boy will there be opposition
Any /cum/dumpsters know Python pretty well? I took a class on it years ago but I forgot a lot of it and my boss wants me to learn it by spring.
What was the best book or online resource you used? There's so many books out there but a lot of them are terrible.
He's got a point though. I was reading an article the other day talking about how even if the west were to completely reduce carbon emissions, it wouldn't matter because china and india output the majority of the pollutants.
Trudeau is really just a puppet since he has no experience to run a country or lead a party. Mostly I'm worried about the damage Liberals do to Ontario spreading outside of it. People are already getting a little tired of the PM's endless all talk optimism. It can't be helped now, but thank you.
And I hope you're right. It's a bigger job to do things on a federal scale with all the red tape, but if anyone can do projects like "build a wall" or poke around in corporate matters he certainly has more experience then some of the other guys so long as he gets the needed majorities.
agreed. what I don't understand is how trudeau the son got elected after his father went around destroying your economy and having sex with women.
do you know why your countrymen elected this one? was it really the weed issue, as i've heard, or is it just because he has abs and tattoos?
It's pretty hypocritical of you to be here lecturing about per capita pollutants if you consider the amount of pollutants Norway releases every year due to your oil.
Be a good global citizen and stop pumping the oil completely. I'll be curious to see how far that gets you.