>his country has less than 3 neighboring countries

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>His country has 1,1m refugees

>>53880127
>t. Germany Lite

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>>53880127

>>53880010
>his country isn't a peninsula

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>>53880127
holy shit

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>His coutry wasn't part of a powerful moor caliphate

>>53880423
this
peninsula protected by mountains masterrace

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>his country has less than 3 neighboring seas

>>53880423
>His country isn't an island

No border wars here desu.

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>>53880010

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>tfw: peninsula
>bordering with four of the most beautiful countries in the world
>both mountains, hills, beaches and comfy countryside

>>53880010
I wish it was 0

>>53880916
We have it almost as good
Our only land border is with a country we dominate with out culture and language

>>53880010
Less neigboring countries, less walls to build

>>53881149
Tell that US of Cuckold, they have the worst borders in the world

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>>53880127

>>53880916
E M U W A R
M
U

W
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>>53880916
>his country is in the southern emipshere
>his """""country""""" is a non country
>his country is pretty much desert
>his country is ruled by big birds that cannot fly
>his country is anglo
>his country flag is cucked and has random stars in it
>his country has abo culture

just...don't ever reply to me

>to go to another country I have to book return air tickets or go on a cruise ship
pretty comfytbh

>>53880010
>his country borders fewer than 9 countries
get outta here

>>53881610
>Having colonies
I mean come on, it's <current year>

>>53881693
>his countries doesn't have at least the remnants of an empire
CANNOT FABRICATE

>his country doesn't border 3 oceans

>>53881988
>Arctic Sea
>Ocean
I'll continue refusing to acknowledge it as one

>>53881988
>His country doesn't border 4 oceans

>>53882096
>European education

>>53882107
'Four' is the number of death, senpai

Same reason our buildings skip the 4th floor

I'd be weary if I were you.

>>53882363
To me there'll only ever be three
>Atlantic
>Pacific
>Indian
Everything else are just seas

>>53882484
Well you're wrong.

>his country is literally only on one continent
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP SENPAI

>>53882605
In the end it's a matter of personal definition desu, just like with the number of continents

>>53882669
>his country is literally only on 2 continents

>>53880914
>His country doesn't have three neighboring oceans

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>his country isn't the United States of America

>His """"country"""" doesn't border at the same time the mediterannean sea AND the North sea

>>53881197
>germany
>telling anyone to stop being a cuck
1.1 M I L L I O N
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N

>>53882956
>his country literally allows his minorities to become president if they hand over their oscars
TRULY UNFATHOMABLE

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>>53880010
>his country hasn't got metro system

>>53883078
I had a guy from Holland in my high school come into class with an entire blender pitcher filled with whatever fruit shake he made.
Literally worse than any American.

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>>53880127

>his country isn't the capital of the eu

>>53880127
First post best post

>>53883449
Godzijdank.

>>53880127
BTFO

Why would I brag about potential invaders?

Less neighbors=Better neighborhood.

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>>53880127

>>53880010
>his country has less than 15 neighboring countries

>>53886628
>his country lost more than 15 million people in the war

>>53883078
What are you talking about? Too much weed in your head?

>>53883449
NYC? Or D.C.?

We all know who is the boss.

A-Andorra counts, right?

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>>53883153

pls :DDD

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>>53880127

>>53881070
>iktf

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>his country wasn't romanized

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>>53880127
BTFO

>>53880010
>His country doesn't own the entire content
>His country isn't a natural fortress

>>53880010

>His country doesn't have exclaves

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>>53880010
>His country has refugees

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>his country is landlocked

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>>53893654
His country is island

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>>53880010
>his "country" doesnt have a major port on the atlantic or pacific