Toppest kek. America was right again. http://www.todayonlin

>>53879983
NOT FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

da brice of freedom :DDDDD

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>According to the Science Daily research news website, figures in 2010 showed a child will die every five days in the United States from choking on food.

They don't need help from Kinder Surprise anyway.

>>53879983
Freedom come with risks

>free to own guns
>but not chocolate eggs

>>53880229

Ban assault eggs. Think of the children

>>53879983
Freedom comes with risks faggot

>>53879983
inb4 their retarded parents call for a national ban

it happens with every thing. guns, toy eggs, magnets, lawn darts, etc

muh chilluns will always be used to ban stuff

IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS

>>53879983
It's the price of freedom.

If they're at the age where they don't know any better and just eat whatever's in front of them, you deserve it as a shitty parent.

If they are old enough to understand that by the time you reach plastic, you should stop chewing, and don't, they deserve to choke.

Kinder Surprise: Doing God's Work.

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>>53880204
>Kaguya happy with her new bow.png

IT NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD

EVER

>>53879983
It says so on the tin, though. Not appropriate for children 0-3 years old

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>>53880531
>It's the price of freedom.

>>53880351
> kids dead from accidentally eating gun
> 0

> kids dead from accidentally eating chocolate egg
> too many to count

>>53880864
Who is this basement Zorro?

>>53879983
If everyone had eggs, it wouldn't have happened.

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those kids could've choke on my cock instead
why????????

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EUROCHOKES BTFO

>>53881120
kek

>>53881120

heh

kek we warned you

>>53879983
they aren't even worth it.. I mean some thin chocolate layer covering a plastic 2 part tiny toy?
That is just as bad as those toys, and rings in the quarter machines.

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>>53879983
>Yurochocks don't just chock on Muslim cock

In Europe, woprthless subhuman chokes on kinder egg toy while still harmless child.

In USA, worthless subhuman survives to its teenage years, realizes how worthless it is and makes smart kids who have future choke on bullets out of envy.

Which system is better?

>>53881817
>be European
>choke

CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>53881817
The American one kills 2 kids before getting shot back

The European ones import Muslims by the thousands to kill their fellows 130 at a time?

>>53881168
.... wha...
I'm never going to europe.

>>53881817
I think both countries just need to keep eggs banned. Only people who need them are policeggs and and army meggs.