Toppest kek. America was right again.
>According to the Science Daily research news website, figures in 2010 showed a child will die every five days in the United States from choking on food.
They don't need help from Kinder Surprise anyway.
inb4 their retarded parents call for a national ban
it happens with every thing. guns, toy eggs, magnets, lawn darts, etc
muh chilluns will always be used to ban stuff
IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS
If they're at the age where they don't know any better and just eat whatever's in front of them, you deserve it as a shitty parent.
If they are old enough to understand that by the time you reach plastic, you should stop chewing, and don't, they deserve to choke.
Kinder Surprise: Doing God's Work.
those kids could've choke on my cock instead
>Yurochocks don't just chock on Muslim cock
In Europe, woprthless subhuman chokes on kinder egg toy while still harmless child.
In USA, worthless subhuman survives to its teenage years, realizes how worthless it is and makes smart kids who have future choke on bullets out of envy.
Which system is better?