>you have 30 seconds to be as Ålandian as possible
No they don't since they don't want to get raped. Löfven would be shocked to find out there is a bunch of little islands full of Swedes dancing around maypoles so he would gather a very large army of Arab refugees and use them to kill Ålandic males and impregnate the women.
Now I know how to attract fins
Like this, notice how the men have breasts.
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Finland, is in fact, Sweden/Finland, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Sweden plus Finland. Finland is not a country unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Swedish system made useful by the Swedish religion, system of government and Fenno-Swede elite comprising a full country as defined by the UN.
Many /int/ posters interact with a modified version of the Swedish nation every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Sweden which occupies Lapland and Österland is often called "Finland", and many of its citizens are not aware that it is basically the Swedish nation, developed by the Swedish Kings.
There really are Finns, and these people do live there, but they’re just a part of the country. Finns are the proletariat: the worker bees of the country that gather the resources and work in the businesses that Swedes run. The Finns are an essential part of the country, but useless by themselves; they can only function in the context of the Swedish system. Finns are normally used to do manual labor under Swedish supervision: the whole country is basically Sweden with Finns added, or Sweden/Finland. All the so-called "Finnish" accomplishments are really accomplishments of Sweden/Finland.
For what reason?
when intr, often foll by to to transfer, make over, or surrender (something, esp territory or legal rights)" ⇒ ■ the lands were ceded by treaty"
(transitive) to allow or concede (a point in an argument, etc)
Convince them to apply for independence while you're there
No, there is no asylum centre on the island, all refugges that show up will be moved to the mainland.
But they're probably going to take a couple of refugee families in eventually, if the people in question get asylum.