1. Cunt 2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing 3. Do

Standing
Yes
sit
Cheese + honey mustard
my mother fully supports me

No
Nah
Nein
Nope
Nain
Nei
No
Nupe
Non

>>53864949
they weren't yes or no questions

>>53863831
>1. Cunt
Here
>2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
How the fuck would you even do it sitting
>3. Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
Yes
>4. Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
No
>5. Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream
No
>6. Do your parents know you're gay?
...

Go fuck yourself OP

>>53865180
>>How the fuck would you even do it sitting

>he stands and makes the shit stick to his ass cheeks before wiping
do it sitting you donkey

>>53863831
1. Anglo Land
2. Standing (tfw no bidet like in France)
3. Always
4. Only when pooping (peeing if it's 3am, I'm sleepy and cba to aim)
5. I eat chocolate digestives with cheese
6. I'm not gay

Your mums
Actually first one sitting, then standing
I wet it before the paste, tbqh
Sit
Not really. Maybe a bit too much of a fan of remoulade.
>n-no homo

>>53863831
2. I didn't even know people did it standing what the fuck
3. Yes
4. I sit to shit
5. I'll eat anything I'm a fucking animal
6. My parents are dead

>>53865367
see >>53865180


>>53865180
see >>53865367

>>53865367
>>53865419
Really, how do you do it standing? I spread my cheeks out on the seat when I shit and then wipe in the same position and I can clean my anus and surrounding territory directly. Wouldn't standing mean it's harder to access and get a good wipe?

>>53863831
>squat on the toilet

wot??

>>53863831
1. Benis
2. Sitting
3. First wet the brush and then put on the paste
4. No
5. No
6. My parents aren't gay.

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>>53865517

>>53865515
see >>53865214
i dont know either

>>53863831
2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
>standing
3. Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
>I wet it before I put on any paste on it
4. Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
>sit
5. Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream
>I put hot paprika paste on and into everything
6. Do your parents know you're gay?
>not gay

>>53863831
>1. Cunt
Flag
> 2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
Sitting.
>3. Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
Yeah.
>4. Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
Sit.
>5. Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream
Yeah I like to make beer floats with vanilla ice cream. It's really good actually.
>6. Do your parents know you're gay?
Well I'm not but they think I am.

>>53863831
The fuck did you call me, cunt?

Sitting, I'm not some subhuman

Yes, the bristles harden too much between washes

Sit, again I'm not a subhuman

I put banana chips on buttered bread, not sure if that's common or not but I know a couple others that do it.

Bisexual and they know, preference for women though.

>>53866139
>beer floats
what's that

>>53866312
Same as spiders mate, a scoop of ice cream in the cup. I like it with coke.

>>53863831
standing
yes
sit
hmm... french fries + mustard
traps are not gay

1.benis
2.benis
3.benis
4.benis
5.benis
6.benis
:DDDD

>2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
Sitting

>3. Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
That is pretty retarded,

>4. Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
lol

>5. Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream
I put ketchup at regular food and I also eat the pizza toppings and then the massa.

>6. Do your parents know you're gay?
They have their doubts.

>>53863831

standing
yes
sit
mustard with french fries
your logical fallacy is: loaded question

>>53863831
>1. Cunt
Noice

>2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
Standing

>3. Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
No. I wet my toothbrush then I put the paste and I brush my teeth

>4. Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
No

>5. Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream
Apple and chocolate

>6. Do your parents know you're gay?
I'm not.

>>53866440
xD

>wiping

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>>53867084

>>53867084
Streets shitters don't need to wipe

>>53863831
Sitting
I use a sonicare toothbrush. You have to wet it before using
sit but put my feet up on a stool
probably maybe i don't know
they have their suspicions

>>53863831
Sitting
No
Sit
No
You're a fucking faggot

Flag
Sitting
I don't wet it
Sit
Nope
I'm not gay

>>53863831
>1. Cunt
USA USA

>2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
Standing

>3. Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
No

>4. Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
Yes, I squat.

>5. Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream
I frequently eat cereal with a spoon without milk.

>6. Do your parents know you're gay?
Yes. They once walked in on me giving my wife's boyfriend a blowjob.

>>53863831
SIT HIT SHOWER
DRY YOU DUMMASS
SQUAT
I EAT FOOD
I LIKE GIRLS

>>53863831
cunny
standing
sometimes?
sit
I like honey on anything
No, because I'm not gay.

>>53863831
1. flag

2. standing, how do you even do that sitting wtf.

3. yes

4. I don't understand, I just sit regularly.

5. Banana slices on white bread, but that's more unusual than strange

6. wouldn't be a big deal if they did

>>53863831
>1. Cunt
A fucking leaf
>2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
Standing
>3. Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
No
>4. Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
Squat. I've been doing this since I was a child
>5. Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream
I always eat the crust first on pizza and pretty much anything else with crust
>6. Do your parents know you're gay?
I'm engaged to a Hungarian/Portuguese girl

>>53863831
>1. Cunt
>no u
>2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
sitting
why would you do it standing? it makes no fucking sense
>3. Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
on it but it makes no difference desu
>4. Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
sit
>5. Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream
I don't think so
>6. Do your parents know you're gay?
no but my brother is and his boyfriend is friends with my mom

>>53868961
>>why would you do it standing? it makes no fucking sense
look at the post above you. look at the other posts so many people seem to

Flag
Standing but bending over a little
I wet it a little, then put paste on it
I sit most of the time to avoid splashing
Strange food habits.. uhh.. not really.
Also my mom knows I'm at least bi because I have a gf.

>>53868979
but why?
how does that work? is it some bidet thing that I don't know from being a 3rd worlder?

>>53869008
are you a girl?

>>53869047
Are you retarded? We're simply talking about wiping your ass, there's no bidet involved in this situation.

I wipe my ass standing because if I were to try and wipe my ass while sitting, my arm would probably touch the inner parts of the toilet or some crap. Besides, when standing, you can properly reach everything.

I use those moist wipes though, they're nice.

>>53869108
I am definitely not a girl, trust me. :^)

>>53869149
it's called leaning, you lean forward and reach behind and wipe.

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Standing shitters are the worst.

>>53869149
but I imagine it would be in a squatting manner, right? I don't see how it would work otherwise

>>53869222
>Squatting
No
You just stand, bend over a little, wipe ass clean with moist wipes, bam

Or keep sitting like some weird people do

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>>53869256
my world is being shattered right now
I really can't understand why would anyone do it like that when you can just >>53869210 do that
>there are probably people that sit for peeing
>also people that take their pants off for peeing

>>53869256
>getting your butt cheeks all poopy

2 bent over
3 yes
4 yes
5 yes
6 loaded question

>>53869430
Say what you stupid fuck? Two moist wipes later and my ass is sparkling clean. If I can't even detect a discoloration on the third wipe.

>>53869210
>reach behind
okay what the FUCK
this thread has turned my life upside down, I don't know what to believe anymore

>>53869549
You wipe from bellow? what is wrong with you are you a baby? do you like rubbing shit covered toilet paper on your balls?

>>53869549
>he wipes like a girl

>>53872221
I didn't know people wipe their asses while standing. What the fuck.

>>53872333
didnt mean to reply to that

who else spreads their cheeks when they shit to contain the wiping to just their assholes

People wipe standing up?

What the fuck

>Cunt

Canaderp

>Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing

Standing up

>Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?

Yes

>Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?

No, sit

>Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream

I don't think so

>Do your parents know you're gay?

Mom and dad do, dad hates faggots, mom doesn't and has met one of my bfs in the past.

>>53863831
>1. Cunt
Check flag
>2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
half/half.
>3. Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
When i have running water, i wet it.
>4. Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
I like to put my feet in a wall support while i shit and smoke a cigar.
>5. Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream
I prefer cold beer, but drink it hot anyways.
>6. Do your parents know you're gay?
You almost got me m8, too bad i could see your flag

>>53863831
>1. Cunt
Mexico
>2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
Standing. Sitting looks gay.
>3. Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
Yes.
>4. Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
I sit when taking a shit.
>5. Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream
Lime + Rice.
>6. Do your parents know you're gay?
No but I've spent a long time without a gf.

>>53872372
i do but the wiping just doesn't end!

>>53863831
>Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
Sitting

>3. Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
No

>4. Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
Sit

>5. Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat?
I eat toast with peanut butter and pickles

>6. Do your parents know you're gay?
No

>>53865180

>How the fuck would you even do it sitting
>Standing

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Wiping while sitting is for girls or faggots.

>1. Cunt
norway
>2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
somewhere between sitting and standing, and awkward crouch.
>3. Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
yeah
>4. Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
half-squat, my toilet is a bit too low. it's actually perfect.
>5. Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream
strawberry jam on cheese sandwich, but it's not that strange here.

>>53863831

2. Standing

3. Wet before and after toothpaste

4. Sit

5. Soak bread in tea and then eat

6. I'm not mentally unstable

How do you even wipe while seating?

especially you americans. Where do you fit your hand with your fat ass covering the whole toilet. and how do you not touch feel weird having your hand make contact with the toilet each time you have to wipe

1. Cunt
flag

2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
sitting

3. Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
yes

4. Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
I squat 50% of times that I poop

5. Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream
not really...When I have cookies or doughnuts I prefer to dip them in orange juice instead of milk, that seems to bother people

6. Do your parents know you're gay?
yeah, it's against the law to be straight here so they raised me right

>Cunt
kek
>Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
Standing, otherwise that's gay.
>Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
I wet it before applying the paste
>Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
You are supposed to sit riggghhtt ?
>Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream
Mayonnaise + BBQ sauce is amazing, i do eet all the time. Also gluten free but actually celiac which is a pain.

>>53863831
>1. Cunt
flag
>2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
squatting
>3. Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
yes
>4. Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
squat
>5. Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream
no
>6. Do your parents know you're gay?
i'm not gay

>>53876803

Not part of these questions but

>especially you americans. Where do you fit your hand with your fat ass covering the whole toilet.

this got me thinking. How can Nigerians go out on a windy day? Won't the wind make your starved bodies fly like plastic bags around the perimeter? Or is that like your equivalent of public transportation?

>>53877160
Nahh. your mom just makes good counter weight. she goes around pretty well

>>53877160

So are you like a black kite my mom's flying? Must be pretty neat, unless you accidentally hit a wall or something else or if the thunder happens to strike you.

>>53877350
Sorry kite, this one was for you >>53877531

Flag
Sitting
Yes
Sit
Used to with ketchup, but now I don't
I'm not

>>53863831
1. Flag
2. Standing
3. Yes
4. Sit
5. I frequently eat honey by itself
6. Lenny Face

>>53863831
1.Br
2.Sitting
>standing to wipe your ass
3. Yes.
4.Sit ofc
>squating to poo
5. No. But I never eat with my bare hands.
6. Not gay

>>53863831
>1. Cunt
Aztlan
>2. Do you wipe your butt sitting or standing
sometimes sitting sometimes standing
>3. Do you wet your toothbrush with the paste on it before brushing your teeth?
both, before and after the paste
>4. Do you sit or squat on the toilet in any manner?
sit, can't squat in western toilets
>5. Do you have a strange habit with anything you eat? For example putting ketchup on ice cream
I like to combine ketchup with hot sauce and eat quesadillas with peanut butter
>6. Do your parents know you're gay?
no