>his language capitalizes all nouns

english did that too

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>>53862457
>he doesn't understand the past and present tenses

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>his language doesn't even distinguish gramatically between some and many
>his language doesn't have a dual grammatical number

>>53862547
Wtf is this dual you keep yammering on about in every thread? You're fucking obsessed with it

>>53862434
>confusing orthography with language

>>53862547
>dual in Russian
bydlo, nobody uses the dual anymore

>>53862566
1 person went - 1 človek je šel
2 people went - 2 človeka sta šla
3 people went - 3 človeki so šli
5 people went - 5 človekov je šlo

Hahahaha How Is Cyberbullying Real

>>53862652
POO

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>>53862434
>his language has an inconsistent pronunciation
>his language is so poor that every complex and meaningful words are literally french words
>his language makes no disctinction when you speak to your buddy or your boss
>his language doesn't have subjunctive forms
>his language doesn't assign a gender to every object

>>53862729
>his language makes no disctinction when you speak to your buddy or your boss

Thank God. This is confucian-tier cuckery.

>>53862729
All good points except the last. I feel like Persian is the French of the East. Every complex word comes from Persian.

>>53862729
>his language has an inconsistent pronunciation
Our orthography*
>his language is so poor that every complex and meaningful words are literally french words
all*
>his language makes no disctinction when you speak to your buddy or your boss
No thanks we're not cucks
>his language doesn't have subjunctive forms
Neither do most languages
>his language doesn't assign a gender to every object
Literal autism

>>53862729
>his language makes no disctinction when you speak to your buddy or your boss

How is this a bad thing?

>>53862729
>his language makes no disctinction when you speak to your buddy or your boss

dumb and arbitrary

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>his country doesn't even have it's own language

>>53862658
In each one of those sentences, the information conveying the number of people that went is conveyed in the first word. Why would you want to add a bunch of meaningless garbage to every single noun?

>>53862457
only to proper nouns

>>53862434
>his diaspora is his language's representative

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>>53865790
>he's forced to learn another language to communicate with the outside world

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>>53865931
>he can't even speak the native tongue of his country

>>53866024
Yes, yes I can.

>>53866098
你好

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>>53866098
>claims to speak the aboriginal language
>only niggers speak aboriginal language
>mfw

>>53866132
Hola

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>>53862434

>His people have no language of their own

>>53866172
>"the" aboriginal language
Are you being serious right now?

>>53865778
>>53865785

>Anglos in charge of languages

You people speak a simplified Germanic variant.. Obviously you're not going to fully grasp the traditional origins if all you know is some primitive derivative language.

>>53865726
>>53865778
>>53865785
Hierarchy and respect is important lads

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>His language can be translated using an online service

>>53866400
R A R E
A
R
E

>>53866375
Body language and tone make up for it. If you really want to verbally cuckold yourself, you could say "you are better than me" at the end of your sentences. Cheers!

>>53862434
>>53862457
You also did it as was said by your fellow american.

You just ditched complicated shit from your language.

>>53866400
fuck desu senpai I've lost

>>53866334
Keep telling yourself that clog wog. Whatever helps you soothe your inferiority complex.

Banana = male
Car = neutral
Bone = female
Wall = female
Castle = male

must be fun learning this when you are native english speaker

>>53866334
>muh traditions

>>53866473
>Body language and tone make up for it.
>Acting like a beta instead of changing one verb
top kek, might as well literally lick your boss boots

>>53866375
No it's not.
It's limiting.
If you want to be a willing cuck, go join the military.

>>53862729
>his language relies on different pronouns and conjugations to express respect instead of only tone
HAHAHA, gook tier тbh (to be honest)

>>53866334
Nice bait.

>>53866559
So you can get in your bosses face and shout as long as you use your cuckold verb?

>>53866502
there is literally no reason to have gender in words.

>>53866494

>Not mad. Not mad at all..

Calm down m8..

>>53866546

>Americans don't understand traditions and the value of them

Unsurprising to say the very least. Americans love the primitive.

>>53866633

>Anglos in charge of basic human communication

>>53866687
Actually, we're better at it because we don't need to change words to show respect.

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>>53862658
>človeki
>človekov

>>53866633
Yup
Actually did it once since he was being a cunt while I was trying to fix a problem

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>>53866647
>slavish attachment to outdated social principles
>"y...you're the primitive one!"

>>53866633
yes

>>53866749
>Actually did it once since he was being a cunt
Well that just proves the point that it's disrespectful even if your language has different words to show respect.

>>53866768
I find that hard to believe and I think that you're lying

>>53866749
I like the sound of that to be honest

Shouting a guy off while still showing him respect gramatically so you can get away with it

How do I learn this

>his language has 4000 characters


Jesus chris, the only way you'll communicate is if you were born and raised into the culture.

Otherwise you must have shitload of time and money to even try to learn it.

>>53866727
>>53866755

>Only ever had experience with a simplified language that is not their own
>Deride those that have languages with an actual history and tradition

If you were Brits I suppose it'd be acceptable, but this is just hilarious, though I'm sure you won't be able to quite grasp it.

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>""his"" """""""""""""""""""""language"""""""""""""""""""""

>>53866502
except it is
Banana = female
Car = female
Bone = male if singular, female if plural
Wall = male
Castle = male

>>53866806
Yeah that sounds pretty professional and classy

>>53866805
my boss is a little bit deaf, so I need to shout, and I use the courteous way because he's my boss

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>>53866812
>tfw learning Japanese

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>>53866841
>tradition excuses being a literal cuck and a submissive "man" by fiat
>muhhhh culture

Congrats, you are literally making the same arguments Arabs use for buttfucking 12 year old boys.

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>>53866755
>yfw you realize american english is closer to 17th century european english
>yfw we've just not evolved our language and allowed niggers to trash it

>>53866856
you almost got it right! But it's

Banana = female (tista banana)
Car = male (tisti avto)
Bone = female (tista kost)
Wall = male (tisti zid)
Castle = male (tisti grad)

>>53866805
It's not disrespectful because I was showing respect.
Honestly, I don't know how to explain it to somebody who has no other way to show respect other than non-verbal language
>>53866806
getting away with it it's not the point, you're conveying a message in the most direct way possible without being disrespectful

>>53866805
>just proves the point that it's disrespectful
How would you know without understanding the language? Or any language beyond (Australian) English, for that matter?

>>53866806

You don't even have to shout, really. Speaking in a cool and collected manner while using the formal pro-nouns comes across as much more critical and intimidating than screaming and shouting... Screaming and shouting is something children do. Not resorting to that, but instead saying polite and formal is more more fitting for those in a position of authority or any kind of superiority.

>>53866939
>a literal cuck and a submissive "man" by fiat
Explain how this even works, in your mind.

>Congrats, you are literally making the same arguments Arabs use for buttfucking 12 year old boys.

>American argumentation
Kek. It's like you want to prove my point about being primitive when it comes to the use of language.

>>53862729
ROMANCE
O
M
A
N
C
E

>>53866932
>being a ugly nerdy guy with acne


Top kek

>>53866949

>yfw you realise 17th century English is also a primitive form of Germanic infused with Latin and French

I'm not talking about American English specifically m8... The more complex words in the English language tend to be invariably French and/or Roman in origin.

>>53862729
>his language has an inconsistent pronunciation

The orthography is based upon phenomes instead of individual letters and is pretty consistent excluding proper nouns

>his language makes no disctinction when you speak to your buddy or your boss

Formality is based upon grammar and word choices rather than a single stiff system

>his language doesn't assign a gender to every object

Thank god

>>53866502
Female
Male
Male
Female
Male
Correct version desu

>>53866643
From practical view, sure. Aesthetics, no.
In czech if someone write “i was there“ you already know his/her gender. Also in books its pretty big difference, i dont have problems reading english book but it just looks “meh“. Like if nonactors try to act in front of many ppl meh

>>53866502
>>53866856
>>53866959
No, no, no...!
Banana has a bagina
Car, bone, wall and castle have benis

>>53866856
banana=female
car=male
bone=male
wall=female
castle=male

>>53867079
>Formality is based upon grammar and word choices
This applies to any language.

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>>53867052
>tfw literal normie, just like learning languages

>>53866964
Yeah, there is no easy way to explain this. you can pretty much put someone in their place while sounding polite, respectful and cool headed.

>>53867013
>Explain how this even works, in your mind.
You're arguing for mandated honorifics, literally placing the book on your neck. You're justifying it by an appeal to tradition, which can be used arbitrarily and for just about anything. It's how pakis and afghans justify Bacha bazi.

>>53866959
>>53867080
>>53867105
>>53867106
>car is male

lol cucks

>>53867166
Which is exactly why hes wrong

>>53867189
*boot on your neck.

>>53867099
And what's even better, you can omit the personal pronoun altogether and just write was there/were there (effectively had been there = bil sem/bila sem/bila sva/bili smo tam), and know both gender and number of the speaker (or his party) from that alone. I assume it's the same in Czech.

>>53867231
you anglos just can't understand....it's a superior language thing

>>53867207
>he enters his sissy female FIAT

>meanwhile we ride on our manly Chevrolet / Ford

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>>53862434
>"""""his""""" language

>>53867189
>You're arguing for mandated honorifics
Not mandated, at least not in Dutch society. But fitting in some contexts, especially if you don't want to come across as a savage. Sort of like holding your fork in the correct hand while eat...Maybe I should think of another example for an American, but you get what I mean, I hope?

>You're justifying it by an appeal to tradition, which can be used arbitrarily and for just about anything.

In this case it's about being polite and coming across as correct. If you don't want to be percieved as polite and correct, you can choose to forego formalities.. It's still a free country, anon.

I also fail to see how being polite makes one a 'literal cuck'..

>>53867207
Oops, yea, car has a bagina, in French, mah bad

>>53867286
>buying american """""cars""""""

Lionel, my son...

>>53867283
If I had a dog I wouldnt even dare speak american english to it

Do people actually defend English as a good language? It's pretty shit IMO

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>>53866643
They do serve a purpose, but I don't think that the added complexity is worth it. I'm very happy that English doesn't have genders. I'm learning German currently and genders are fucking complicated. You have to remember a shit ton of suffixes and exceptions.

>>53867063
Ah I thought you meant murrican english specifically
but yeah I know that, that's why so many retarded Americans think it's a fucking romance language

>>53867235

Ah.. I though the word book was out of context. Formal language isn't like a boot in your neck though. Nobody forces you to use formal language, just like nobody is forced to respect anyone that doesn't.

>>53867338
To be fair Fords arent bad. The rest are awful though

>>53867294
pls refer to
>>53866747
before commenting on anyone else's language

>>53867338
Chevrolets are made in Brazil though (the ones that enter the Argentine market)

and they were designed by Opel wich is German

>>53867379
>To be fair Fords arent bad

Aren't most of the popular Fords in Europe made in Europe? Fiesta's, Transits, Mondeos, Focus, that sort of thing?

>>53867391
Kaj pa naj naredim, če je en mongoloid/čefur v niti.

>>53867267
Yes, you can deduct genders in group by i/y. They were; man only = oni byli, women only = ony byly, mixed = oni (všichni) byli.

>>53862729
>his language makes no disctinction when you speak to your buddy or your boss
That's some poo in loo tier nonsense

>>53867364
German is not representative of gendered I-E languages. Slavic and Latin language have much more regular rules regarding word endings in regards to gender.

In my language, all female nouns pretty much end in -A, all neuter ones in -O, and all the rest are male, with some few exceptions.

>>53867429
the best Fords are the european desings, yes

>his language can't put the determiner both behind and in front of the noun

>>53866375
No, it's not, and you're a faggot for thinking that.

>>53866502

Banana is Female
Car is Male
Castle is Male
Wall is Female
Bone is Male

Tbh

>>53866647
>smug Dutch
What a shocker

>>53867423
>german car """"engineering"""

Gonzalo, mi niño...

>>53867585
CHICANO

>>53867429
Thats why theyre not bad

>>53867524
we sometimes can, but you gotta be careful

en vol = an ox

vol en! = you dolt!

>>53862434
Laughing at Yourself?

>>53866687
>in charge
Yeah, that's kinda what being the lingua franca entails.
Language like a boss, mah nigga.

>>53867482
>German is not representative of gendered I-E languages
It's not that much better in Norwegian (and the other scandi languages). Gender is often arbitrary and you have to learn it for each noun. You can usually only tell the gender by the article.

>>53866964
>It's not disrespectful because I was showing respect.
I think I just gained significant insight into the Italian mentality.

>>53867585
Car is neutral as long as you do not refer to any specific brand. If i say Mercedes its male. Citroen is male too. Toyota is female tho.

>>53867608
apuesto que no te atreves a decirme chicano otra vez

>>53867645

How can you judge it's superiority when it's all you know though?

>>53867692

Dutch is the worst. Nobody, including us, really knows what word is what gender and why. We'll just know when someone is doing it wrong... It's like a huge joke all Dutch speakers are in on and which all people trying to learn Dutch as an additional language are the victim of.

>>53867706

>Criticism is always disrespectful
Is this the American mentality then?

>>53867181
I hate to break it to ya, hoss, but using the word normie itself makes you abnormal.

>>53867643
I think that uneducated Americans capitalizing nouns that they feel are important comes from their having to deal with so many brand names to the degree where the brand name substitutes the common noun (I'm having some Cappy instead of I'm having some juice), and the more important nouns start being treated as though they were brand names themselves, since brand is important and a mark of differentiation from the other guy who doesn't use brand that are as expensive. So you can thus often see Americans capitalizing words such as Life, Family or Sports.

>2015
>his language doesn't have a phonemic orthography
>his language needs cases

>>53867883
>So you can thus often see Americans capitalizing words such as Life, Family or Sports.

And god.

>>53867831
americans are good goyims, they're trained since birth to never go out of line and always obey their boss orders.

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>>53867914
>slavic language without cases

>>53867914
2016*
fugg :D

>>53867874
What I'm saying is I'm not a weeb, I live a pretty normal and fulfilling life.

>>53867920
Capitalizing God and Church is actually proper English in all Anglo varieties as far as I know.

>>53867883
>>53867920

That sounds like maybe people in the midwest

>>53867831
>How can you judge it's superiority when it's all you know though?
Its position of dominance is all the proof that's necessary.
>>53867958
Yeah, but you said normie. You know, like an autistic faggot.
You're on 4chan, after all.

>>53867982
O think Church may only apply if your refering to the religious body and not the building. God is capatilized as God is a specific thing but gods isn't because it doesn't refer to anything in specific.

>>53868064
Ok bro

>His language doesn't have declinations
WEW

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>his language has ''''''''capital''''''' letters

>speaking

>breathing

>existing

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>>53867914
His language sounds like it's spoken by a illiterate churka from Middle Asia.

>>53871573
*an illiterate