Post countries with no history.

>>53853392
We have no history and we still kicked your ass.

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>>53853415

>>53853415
Your history is UK history lad

>>53853392
The UK may have an amazing history but it has no future.

>>53853452
your history is muslim history
Inshallah

>>53853392
literally every country has history. every single one. how it came about, its people, everything.

I know you like to boast your history UK, but that's all you ever have. your future is brown and smelly.

>>53853498
So is UK history, and therefore yours :DD

Brits are on a shitposting spree today aren't they? Must be something they do everytime a "man of asian heritage" rapes their women.

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>>53853546
oh fug :DD ya got me

>>53853392
No future either lmao

we have literally no history before 1400

no other country or area of land can claim that

Ice land.

South Sudan :^)

>>53853651
brazil. we were just indigenous hunting with bows and spears in 1400

>>53853722
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Iceland
870 AD

>>53853762
There were no humans before 1400 in NZ

>>53853392
Reporting

Currently raining here.

>>53853818
And why did humans go to nz

>>53853651
Cape Verde

>>53855639
POO

Mauritius.
>get discovered
>Brits fill it with Indians and Africans and Asians
>the end

Estonia/Latvia/Lithuania in general have shit history. They're only mentioned in Soviet history briefly, that's it.

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Would moving to /balt/ be worth it? I know it's probably impossible, and they're irrelevant shitholes, but I like their irrelevancy. It keeps them safe.

>latvia
>no history
We burned down swedens capital in the 11th century you cuckolded nigger lover

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>>53853415
America - 1
Not America - 0

>>53856258
Your country is irrelevant.

Sorry.

>>53855745
haha lol epic troll

>>53856534
That doesnt mean we dont have history if we arent relevant on the world scene in 2016.

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>>53853415
>>53853442

TOP KEK

>>53856602

butthurt incoming

>>53853392
Latvia and Lithuania were occupied by foreign forces for most of their history (Prussia, Soviet Union, European Union). It's not true that they don't have any, but their history was merged into that of their occupants.

Because of the suppression of their language at that time - people who were caught saying one single word in lithuanian or latvian were prosecuted - there has up to now rarely been any reformation of grammar or language structure unlike other european languages. therefore, there is no other language in the world that is closer to the original language of the indoeuropeans.

All in all, at least for linguistics and language studies, Latvia/Lithuania are very relevant.

>>53856945
Just add that we arent slavic and dont have slavic culture, then that summary is pretty accurate.
Also i wouldnt count occupation as history, rather what we were up to at the time of it

>>53856945
Jesus Christ was Latvian

>>53856945
t. Jonas Batietis

>>53857486
And kazakhs were chink shitskins and still are.

>>53855745
Fuck off cunt

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>>53856945
>Lithuania
>occupied by foreign forces for most of their history (Prussia etc.)

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Fyrom

>>53857486
And Tupac was Lithuanian

>>53853392
t.Lithuanian with proxy

>>53855745
fuck xD

>>53856258
Kurlandia and Semigalia pls come back.

>>53861940
What about Latgalia? :^(
Make the Duchy of Courland and Semigalia great again!

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>>53861980
Latgalia as well ;_; you all were nice pleaces in the PLC. Would be good to be together again.

Reporting.

>>53862104
You were Persia. Plenty of history lad.

>>53862016
Vassals*
Fucking swedes with their shitty wars, because of them the dutch took our colonies for a few years

>>53861626
Don't Lithuanians love you?

>>53862295
They do, but their banter is better then british.

>>53853392
Flag related.

>>53853392
Ukraine isn't it?

>>53862157
No.

>>53862305
*than British

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>>53862350
fix.

>>53855639
To holiday

>>53862352
Why no?

>>53862350
>>53862372
putinshills out
>>>/wm/

>>53856602

It's burning just like your economy.

>>53862295
I feel like they're trying to be the "big brother" of some sorts, kind of like Poland is to them but its not working.

>>53862016
No thanks.

>>53853392
every country has a history you moron or it wouldn't be a country in the first place, fucking get a course in logic, or are you saying that some history is less than other history? who are we to judge? history is not something positive or negative. it just IS the stuff that happened seen in the eyes of the posterity in the sources that get to them.

>>53862449
DUDE

>>53862516
You don't even have a reason to be this butthurt

>>53862516
Can you stop this autistic sperging out?

OP meant that Latvia doesn't have any memorable history. Nothing that happened there was ever important on the grand scale.

>>53862420
Because it's only small population with Persian history.

>>53862582
Well, they butchered Lithuanian to the point of not being mutually intelligible, that's got to count for something.

>>53853392

delete this

>>53862563
I study history.
>>53862582
There is no such thing as a grand scale.
History is not some civ game where the one with the biggest score wins.

>>53862582
No, the faggOP meant we have no history, because we havent tried to conquer the world, but have been sitting on our spit of land minding our own business, except 1915-1920 and 1942-1945

>>53862682
>Napoleon or Alexander leading armies of thousands that will change the political landscapes of regions for generations
>as important as some pig fuckers doing nothing

Yeah bro, there's definitely no large scale events in history. WW2 is just as important as some Latvian guys getting drunk and pissing their pants.

>>53858394
>этoт бaттхepтящий вce eщe жив

>>53862682
>I study history.

Prepare to drop out when your teachers realize how stupid you are.

>>53862682
>There is no such thing as a grand scale.
Significance on a grand scale means changing the region in a major way, or even the world.

Latvia's done nothing like that, while great powers have.

>>53862748
>pig fuckers
Youre not mixing us up with Cameron? Just because your an illiterate retard on european nation history it doesnt mean countries you dont like have no history.

>>53862817
It's just a general statement. I didn't necessarily mean you.

>>53862847
>ops pic
>not related to you

>>53862817
>what is hyperbole
Latvia's history is pretty interesting (much better than ours) but is nowhere near as influential or as complicated as more relevant countries.

>>53862817
Sorry, but your flag is shaped like a piece of bacon. Also I do know plenty about European history. You didn't play any part in it, friend.

>>53862847
Who are you?

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>>53853392

ask those two gentlemens about Latvia's history

Baltic history is Polish history, fuck off OP

>>53862516
>taking the statement literally

Looks like the autistic German side is dominant in this Swiss

Speaking of which, what's Switzerland's history again?

>>53862880
>hahahha bekon xddddddd
Literally retarded.
>>53862876
Im not saying we were influential im saying we have history. We even had three colonies.
>hahahha m8 u heb no hestori

>>53862987
Cantons
Cantons
More cantons
Neutrality
Napoleon
More neutrality
Muslims

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>>53862919

Polish history is German history
>fixed anon

>>53863002
Again,
>what is hyperbole
When he's saying you have no history he means you weren't influential, etc. Every country has a history.

>>53863002
we wuz colonialistz and shit

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>>53863008

>>53863025
Polish history is half a millenia older than German history.

>>53853392
did a latvian steal your gf?
if so i'm sorry :/
ūga būga where da zeltenes at

>>53862912
So Latvian history consist of being some backwater province in a larger Empire?

Seems like my statement was indeed correct. Latvia indeed has no history.

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>>53863067

o rly , you mean it's start in asia ?

>>53863081
Tas visticamāk ir lietuvietis ar UK proksiju, viņš aktīvi piedalās /balt/ blog postingā.

>>53863081
>ūga būga where da zeltenes at
Maukojās un pelna naudu kā prostitūtas. Dziļi šaubos, vai kāds raudātu par nozaudētu mauku.

>>53863168
nah, i meant the great rape of ur mom

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>>53863260

jokes about mom

>>53863049
Youre not even a real country, kike

>>53863086
>backwater province
>latvian riflemen save the riga front in ww1 then win the russian revolution for the bolsheviks
>latvian legion in ww2 hold the courland pocket together with army group courland for the whole war, btfoing soviet scum left and right, after the surrender of german forces keep courland under controll as partisans still btfoing soviets
>meanwhile 15th division is holding berlin till the last minute and was himmlers most decorated ss division

>>53856258
Fuck off, Sigtuna was destroyed by Karelians, stop trying to take credit for shit you never did even though you are just an assimilated Uralian as proven by genetics

>>53865224
WE WUZ SS AND SHEIT

>>53865247
>karelians
It was burned by couronians and oselians you, mongol chink.
>They took part with the Oeselians in attacking Sweden's main city Sigtuna in 1187. Curonians established temporary settlements near Riga and in overseas regions including eastern Sweden and the islands of Gotland and Bornholm.

>>53865306
We were, whats your point, Achmed?

>>53853392
Kosova.
(Kosovo under the rule of Šćiptare.)
Southern Sudan.

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Slovakia

>>53865348
Erik's chronicle says otherwise
>"They went on a and calm one that in the storm to Mälaren and they stayed quite secretly in the archipelago of Svea usually with the secret army. Once they got such a notion that they burned Sigtuna, burned it along the bottoms and the town did not get help anywhere. The archbishop Jon was killed there and many heathens were happy from it that the Christians were so unlucky. And the whole of Karelia and Russia were happy about it."
Also, you should stop lashing out on people that're related to your forefathers as you are genetically pred. Uralic

>>53862157
>Persia
?
India (pre-partition).
Rename new India "Hindustan" to avoid ambiguity.

>>53853392

commie fuckers

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>>53862350
>Ukraine
Maлopoccия, plenty of history, remember Kiyevskaya Rus'?

>>53865576
Czechoslovakia always and forever.

>>53865590
>uralic
So much delusion. Latvia and Lithuania is baltic, mongol. Deal with it. Same goes to the sacking of Sigtuna. Burned by Curonians and Oeselians.
>The Curonians[2] were known as fierce warriors, excellent sailors and pirates. They were involved in several wars and alliances with Swedish, Danish, Icelandic and Kven Vikings.[3] During that period they were the most restless and the richest of all the Balts.

In c. 750, according to Norna-Gests þáttr saga from c. 1157, Sigurd Ring, a legendary king of Denmark and Sweden, fought against the invading Curonians and Kvens in the southern part of what today is Sweden:

"Sigurd Ring (Sigurðr) was not there, since he had to defend his land, Sweden (Svíþjóð), since Curonians (Kúrir) and Kvens (Kvænir) were raiding there." [4]
Grobin (Grobiņa)[5] was the main centre of the Curonians during the Vendel Age. Chapter 46 of Egils Saga describes one Viking expedition by the Vikings Thorolf and Egill Skallagrímsson in Courland. They took part with the Oeselians in attacking Sweden's main city Sigtuna in 1187. Curonians established temporary settlements near Riga and in overseas regions including eastern Sweden and the islands of Gotland and Bornholm.

The Curonians had a strong warrior culture and are considered to have been eastern Baltic by some researchers,[6] while others believe they were related to Old Prussians who belonged into western Baltic group.

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>>53855639
D-STROYD
>see file>>53855745

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>>53865666
>Kiev is Ukrainian therefore Kievan Rus' is too
l*d

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>>53855945
>It keeps them safe.
No.
Saber-rattling the bear, keeping Cold War 2.0 going.

>>53862516
>>53862682
Fuck off retard.

>>53865723
lmao assimilated baltocuck on suicide watch
Also,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigtuna
"In 1187 Sigtuna was attacked and pillaged by raiders from across the Baltic Sea, possibly Karelians,[2][3] Curonian and Oeselian raiders.[4]"
It can't be verified who exactly sacked Sigtuna, but the contents of Erik's chronicle certainly point to them being Karelians.

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>scatvia

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>>53853392
Scotland, it has no history of being a country

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>>53853452
Only the 13 original colonies can claim UK history as their own pre-Jamestown/War of Independence.
>mfw a western state tries to claim "they" beat us in the revolution

>>53855878
Well, if you ignore the last 2000 years... Yeah, only that.

>>53855878
>Lithuania
>first mentioned in 1009
>Mindaugas crowned as a king of Lithuania 1251
Get rekt faggot

>>53867017
Also first records of latvian flag are from 1200
>>53866354
Muhh muhh erik. It was curonians and oeselians, mongol cuck. Deal with it cunt.
>noooo balts r finns
Retard.

>>53867389
You have nothing to back that up with, other than "they wuz curonians believe me they were"
Keep crying baltoshit :^)

>>53865666
Kievan Rus is a myth

>>53861526
Tuupakuu was Finnish actually m8

>>53867471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqOtPh9gEsQ

>>53867389
>>53867471


Oeselians are Estonians though. I don't think there is any solid evidence of either Finns or Lavians being a part of it. /thread

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>>53853415
what about muh heritage

>>53867514
Exactly oeselians are estonians and curonians are latvians.
>>53867471
Avarage half chink half mongol mentallity. Stay delusional.

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>>53862449
No regard for human life

>>53853490
>it has no future.
God save the queen
We mean it man
And there is no future
In England's dreaming

No future, no future,
No future for you
No future, no future,
No future for me

No future, no future,
No future for you
No future, no future
For you

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>>53866540
Go back to meeming, Spurdo.
(f.y.i.: it has a language that has Gaelic roots just like Irish.)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Scotland

>>53867577
I win, the only historical document that was written at the time of the sacking of Sigtuna clearly states that they were Karelians. You have literally nothing to back your claims up with.

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>>53867577

Even though I don't think Latvians are Uralic like the other guy, It can't exactly be denied that 40% of Latvians and Lithuanians descend from a Uralic male whose descendants reproduced more than local native males as they had a privileged role in Baltic society eg. Gediminid kings. I don't know how and why this happened, but it can't be denied that it did. So try not to hate Uralics too much and be proud of being a Ural-spawned Indoshit.

>>53868203
Lithuanians ruled teh urals.

>>53853415
But the USA have a pretty cool history, short but with a lot happening.

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>>53853415
wew lad

European Countries with no History:

-Moldova.
-The entire Baltics.
-Montenegro.
-Slovakia.
-Slovenia.

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>>53853392
This

>>53868473
>>53867017
Not that I expect better from a fucking prisoner.

>>53853528
Bongs BTFO

>>53868964
B

>>53868473
>be bucktoothed brit
>be sent to prison alongside abos
Glorious history

Belarus is my favorite country.

>>53869041
E

Lithuania used to be the largest country in Europe at one point.

>>53869092
Belarus used to be the largest country in Europe at one point*
It's also my favorite country.

>>53869092
Pls enlighten me

>lätvia
>white

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>>53869138
>he doesn't know
ruled teh slavs etc. etc.

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>>53865576
>Uzhhorod
>horod
>h
>m.f.w.:

>>53868473
Educate yourself.

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>>53869295
Nothing compared to Finnish Empire.

>>53869892
kek

>>53862157
fuck no nigga. the pakis are so much more entwined into Indian history until Islam came and even after that they still held in tact with the Indian language and culture

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>>53869892
Source?

>>53869295
>"Lietuvos Imperija"
Nice try (!) that was the Mongolian Empire.

>>53870055
The Codex of Spurdo written by Däank Memeionen

>>53868203
>uralics having privelege in ancient baltic tribes
This is as true as the ebin finnish empire founded in 83837382937BC.
Balts=/=slavs or mongol finn spawns
>>53868163
MUHHHHH TEXTTTTTT
It was and still curonians and oeselians who sacked sigtuna
>>53868473
Kek another delusiona ebin memester

>>53873094

>Genetic science is an anti-Baltic conspiracy because it reveals the truth about how massively pathetic ancient Balts actually were

>>53873260
>pathetic
>Curonian kings
>Latgalian kings
>last to be converted to christianity along with liths
>had colonies
What finns had?
>archers on horses

http://m.baltictimes.com/article/jcms/id/104163/

Poland
>WE WUZ DEFEATED AND SHIT

>>53873430
>last to be converted to christianity along with liths
I'm not really sure how being illiterate swampniggers for so long counts as a positive, tbqh chapladfamalal.

>>53874097
>raping scandis and russkies
>stealing their silver and gold
>controlling the Eastern trade route
>not succumbing to some Middle-Eastern religion
>not positive

>>53874245
This, senpai.
>not liking Pērkons
Smdhtbqhfam

>>53874245
Still not seeing how raping, plundering and other nigger-tier behavior is counted as positive, iicsrn.

>>53874593
It was positive unless you wanted to end up like the Old Prussians or any Finn east of Estonia.

>>53874593
>being cucked by the pope back then and now
>not plundering cucknavians and subhumsn slavs

>>53866789
You mean all former british land east of the Mississippi

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>>53873430
If you take Curonian kings and Latgalian kings as fact then you should also take the ancient Finnish kings as fact as they're also told about in sagas

>>53856602
>canadians involved in the burning of washington
You idiots don't even know your own history

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>mfw fingols and shituanians argue about which shit ass tribe destroyed their "capital"

>>53873430
>>last to be converted to christianity along with liths
Oh hello dumb dumb. It was actually eastern-Finland, so suck a teutonic dick, you potato farmer.

>>53853490
underrated post muh lad

>>53853392
Soulless Chinkapore

What can you guys tell me about Latvian Jews? Did they suffer much in history?