/cum/

>>53853234
First for Canadian gf

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>>53853234
>good posts only pls

Too many girls post here.

Who is your favorite redditor?
I'm partial to unidan myself. Even after that whole fiasco thing. Shittywatercolour is a close second.

>>53853234

lel good luck with that

>>53853271

>/cum/
>girls

nice meme

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I would let her literally sit and shit on my face.

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>Amerifats

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>>53853275
>favorite
>redditor

i'm quite partial to that qt redditor boxxy

>>53853305
>He STILL thinks girls don't post here

>>53853271
too many faggots post here

>>53853275


/u/CANT_TRUST_HILLARY

>tfw want a gf with a shaved head
Do you think I could score with cancer patients? Like guilt trip them into making me happy before they die?

>>53853329
>Meximeanies

>>53853346

>he still thinks they do

LOL

>>53853329
>70% of Samoan women are hamlords

Sometimes genetics just fucks your shit up

>>53853361
>guilt trip
No, but if you gave some of them attention and took care of them when they were vomiting from chemo I'm sure they'd enjoy the companionship.

They probably won't murder suicide you as you sleep.

>>53853329

isnt mexico fatter than the US now?

Good thread

Shit thread

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>>53853329
Tongans getting ready to float when the seas rise.

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Anyone here into women?

>>53853396
We have more non-obese fat people but you have way more obese people

>>53853396
yes

>>53853408
Its the current year dude women are obsolete. Most men have gone MGTOW or boypussy.

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>>53853408
>2016
>STILL being into women

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>>53853408
>tfw no qt edecan gf

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>>53853408
>women

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>>53853393
I mean like convince that making me happy for a little bit would mean the world to me, and would have karma points or whatever in the afterlife.
When the fuck has someone been murdered by their chemo patient lover?

>>53853408
She's really turned on by ivory and trunks.

>>53853479
>When the fuck has someone been murdered by their chemo patient lover?

I WON'T DIE ALONE ANON

THE DISEASE IS TAKING ME BUT I SHALL TAKE YOU WITH ME

>>53853408
I fucking love that girl so much. I have some of her pics saved on my other PC from when some dude was dumping them in /tv/ a year or so back. Her body is just built to get fucked. Even more perfect than Miss Alice.

It's finally happening

After 23 years I'm moving out of my parent's basement

>>53853257
He's white

>>53853479
I don't think even dying women are that stupid, anon.

>When the fuck has someone been murdered by their chemo patient lover?
Time to find out. I'd say post results but if you get murder suicided I doubt we'll hear about it.

>>53853503
>Miss Alice.
Total qt

You might wanna dump those pictures later

>>53853512
Why are basements so common in american homes?

Here pretty much nobody has a basement or an attic,

>>53853512
>wanting to pay rent

>>53853494
Sounds hot desu
Would let her strangle me while performing vaginal.

>>53853552
We voted.

He's abbo.

>>53853557
We're not poorfags who live in mudhuts

>>53853512
Are you moving into the basement suite of another old couple?

>>53853557
So companies who clean up flooding damage can stay in business. Also it might be cheaper to build a basement then two story regulation wise? Not sure.

almost out of milk, buds

send help

>>53853552
No he isnt

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I'm currently posting from my bath tub

>>53853558
>being poor

>>53853589
how many bags do you want

monster snowstorm incoming
get to the bunkers, New England fags

A not so qt likes me and I'm really lonely. What do?

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>>53853408
I wish to grope a boob one day, be it voluntarily or forced, forced would be good since she would pull back that way I could feel consistency and elasticity

>>53853606

thats a myth, right?

you dont REALLY keep milk in bags, right?

>>53853615
dress a tree as a woman and make out with it

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>>53853584
No, you live in paper houses instead

>you can actually make a hole by punching a wall in America

>>53853626
We do, but not all regions have it unfortunately due to retarded factories.

I miss my Saskatchewan bagged milk. These cartons are fucking stupid.

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>>53853626
The bags are kept in pitchers.

>>53853624
I feel bad for you, I suck my wife's tits almost every day

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>>53853553
>I don't think even dying women are that stupid, anon.
You'd surprised given the amount of people in this country with cancer. Have to be a few, cute oddballs.
Maybe offer to take their virginity before death

>>53853615
fuck her and get out

>>53853555
Can't access American PC right now or else I would. I have about five other pics of her.

>>53853557
Having a nice basement is kinda rare, especially in older homes.

>haven't worked out in 2 (two) days
It's over for me. Save yourselves

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>>53853597
Here is my bath tub

My shower is on the highest hot setting

>>53853626
They sell laundry detergent in bags here lel

guys my classes start tomorrow and i left my backpack at home and i don't wanna drive two hours to get it because it's already 11 and i'm tired af what do?

>>53853673
Perhaps try men.

>>53853718
Do you need those items on day 1? If you think you can get by without it get it tomorrow.

>>53853710
Why do you own so many shampoos?

>>53853718
>doing shit on the first day

>>53853635
That might hurt though.
>>53853683
She's not a slut and I'm too serious for that.

>>53853557
I never had a basement but we have three floors

>>53853754
What do you live in a fuckin townhouse or something?

>>53853775
no, my father is an executive of sorts

>>53853311

I dont think she's down for that

lol cum

>>53853743
Crabs

>>53853795
I wish my father was an executive of sorts

>>53853813
Amazing post.

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>>53853775
My house has four floors
Are you literally poor?

>>53853813

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" "lol, cum", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL, CUM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...

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>>53853813

>>53853593
Aren't you black?

>>53853597

do you have bathroom snacks?

http://strawpoll.me/6590116

>>53853827
yeah its nice not to be poor

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>>53853813
Top notch banter, m8.

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>>53853847
Oh, you have four rooms and they ALL have real floors instead of tamped down earth?

You must be the richest Mexican of all.

>>53853856
No

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>>53853743
Because I like to be clean
>>53853821
I don't have crabs

CUZ THE FREE WIND IS BLOWING THROUGH YOUR HAIR

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>that feel when you see people pursuing romantic/sex relations and it makes you feel uncomfortable

i dont want to feel like this

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>>53853868

>>53853937
AND IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME

>>53853718

just get a drawstring bag at the school store to use for the week. Then pick up your backpack on the weekend.

https://vine.co/v/hVrXYYQIKwP

>>53853924
Exactly what a black person would say

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>It's a mother gets stuck in the garage door episode

>>53853864
no sadly

>>53853981
le every one is lmm man maymay

ebun

>>53853971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjgCqbPGq2A

enjoy some great Californian music, Big Strong Australian

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>tfw just realized i won't be able to dudeweedlmao all the dudeweedlmao i just bought because drug test

>>53853847
My gf's family has a second house-- an investment property, and it has five floors if you count the underground parking area. Don't even see what the point is having more than two floors cause you end up too tired to go all the way to the top. I've really grown to like these concrete buildings. Stick-frame is still more comfy but concrete is just way more versatile for the cost.

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>>53854016
>Not having a bucket full of ice and beers next to the tub

Do you just hate the good things in life, or what?

>>53854024
oh is that you?

hi, i'm glad you're not shitposting as much.

>>53854024
t. Le Monopoly Man

>>53854041
what jobs do you have to take the drug tests for? I've only heard of it for Fort Mac because dry camps.

>>53854078
my posts are high quality and have nothing to do with him

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>>53854041
Drugs are bad, anon.

>>53854092
flight attendant
i don't know, i'm just assuming and don't want to take risks

interview is 3 weeks from now so it isn't the end of the world

>>53854079
reeee
stop

im not him

>>53854112
Mexicans are worse.

>>53854112
i entirely agree
they still bad in moderation, but a lot less bad

if i was to have any, it is never more than once a week (if that)

>>53854078
He dropped out of school and died in an industrial accident at a factory shortly after

>>53854116
Woman or takes it in the ass. Which?

>>53854116
I remember you posting about that.

Good to think ahead. If you get the job I'd make sure to read into employee manuals to make sure it's not a fire able offense too. Even if laws about weed ever change it just might affect criminal convictions, not company policies.

>>53854108
sure. nice to see you're still alive, nad.

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>>53854112
This. Straight edge master race.

>>53854142

we should make that factory a national museum for its heroic work

>>53854152
stop

>>53854144
devilishly handsome and charismatic young lad
>>53854151
Yeah, I don't know how it works for now, and I don't want to risk this job since I want it really badly.
The info I found was for the US, and couldn't manage to find anything for Canada, so I'm just going to play it safe.

Too much anime in here

>>53854189
Are you actually lmm?
Thought you were cia this whole time desu

SO CUT MY WRISTS AND BLIND MY EYES

>>53854157
ever done anything?

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>>53854207
You've come to the wrong neighborhood nigga

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>>53854226
Hell no.

>>53854112

he's right you know

>Bad Grandpa

how did De Niro fall so far that he'd be in this piece of shit

>>53854324
people make bad choices for money

maybe he was desperate, or isn't well in the head

>>53854211
why do I have to be either of them?

>>53854211
They were both permabanned you fucking fan girl lol

>>53854269
I actually like his recent shit. Saw Heist a month or two back and genuinely enjoyed it.

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>>53854363
Because you can't escape who you are.

No matter how hard you try.

what should i get for dinner

>>53854324

some people will take any job for a quick payday

>>53854226
I've done plenty and they are bad

maybe weed is okay but I don't smoke it anymore

>>53854418
grilled cheese

it's the only food I've eaten in 48 hours for some reason

>>53854402
You aren't born destined to be a certain person, you can very easily change who you are if you have the right attitude.

>>53854418
Pizza from the dumpster

>>53854402
well im not, I did play monopoly once though. They arnt bad people I still dont understand why lmm was banned though. He may have been a creepy weirdo taking pictures of people but that isnt against the rules.

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>>53854157
You're a little girl who won't even touch a gun.

>>53854446
Hi lmm

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>about to start fapping
>really getting in the mood
>accidentally click on the tab in which YouTube was open
>see this video in my recommended videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oPuaC5_2Rs
>even though I was about to start fapping, I decide "eh what the hell, I'm curious"
>immediately remember all of the feels which this soundtrack entails
>my eyes literally get misty
>boner ded
>I can't fap anymore

>>53854462
stop im not him

Ive never once posted a picture or shit posted here. That was all he was capable of doing.

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>>53854446
>I still dont understand why lmm was banned though

You're either dumb or trolling.

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>>53854434
Would kill for a grilled cheese rn but I'm too lazy to make one

>>53854443
Amen

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>>53854444
rude

>>53854472
very bad post

>>53854498
>too lazy to make one
it's toast with cheese in it

come on man.

in other news my toaster is broken and I can't afford a new one. I wonder if thrift store ones work?

>>53854489
im not a smart man but taking pictures of people isnt illegal or against the rules

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>>53854507
burger

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>>53854455
>implying that's relevant
Lots of people don't want to touch guns. It's a perfectly valid fear.

>>53854472
chronic masturbation is a stopgap activity that inhibits introspection desu senpai

>>53854420
but you've tried them and decided not to use them. Many people are loudly against drugs for no apparent reason besides "drugs are bad".

>>53854519
pretty sure you can buy a new toaster for like 20 bones. I didnt think it had gotten that rough in canada.

>>53854519
I had 250 calories today, gonna go for auschwitz mode out of sheer laziness

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>>53854519
Did you try fixing it senpai?

>>53854527
>trolling

>>53854489
He didnt even take pics of people in months
They just banned him because they didnt like him

How shitty of an idea is it to boil chicken noodle soup with a cup of rice for ten minutes, because I already have it brewing away.

read this a bit ago

/g/880361/6bae159363/

quite proud of myself

>>53854534
only fast food places are still open and the grocer probably only has the worst cuts left desu

>>53854567
you're gonna need some water to flush all that sodium out of your system

>>53854567
Its gonna be shit

>>53854554
.....

>>53854563
He was banned for spamming and shitposting.

Then he ban evaded and got permabanned for it, deservedly.

He could've waited out the first ban, but he started proxyfagging.

>but you already know all this don't you

>>53854552
what's that inside the sausage?

>>53854589
>>53854591
I think I'm just gonna dump it in the toilet.

>>53854581

its less gay, at least

>>53854418

soup

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>tfw you weren't born in the late 70s
>tfw you didn't get to be a teenager in the 90s

>>53854600
No he got banned for 3 days which he served and then when he came back and posted with his trip he was banned for ban evasion

Mods have a grudge

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i'm gonna drive and make up my mind on the way

>>53854615
looks like a kit-kat

>>53854625
that was literal straight porn

>>53854620
Post it, how much soup are you boiling with that amount of rice?

Is it possible to rig up a mechanism to detect motion then start a fan? Talking fruit flies here.

`>>53854615
1. That's a hot dog
2. It's a kit kat

>>53854645

>gender bender

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>>53854581

I think you like catgirls.

>acne's flaring up
>got a rash on my face that's making my eye swell up
>out of shaving cream so I had to go dry and it's irritating my skin
>chapped lips
fug this

>>53854638
this

>>53854649
Just a can of Campbell's soup and a can and a half of water.

>>53854548
I meant toaster oven which costs more. Second hand toasters can be cheap but they might stop working. Like 10 dollars.

>>53854549
>auschwitz mode out of sheer laziness
Do you not eat or forget to eat for long periods and still not get hungry? It worries me.

>>53854552
Lever is broken and other parts stopped working. Might try disassembling it. Probably some plastic part.

/g/894198/6c36af5139/

>>53854655
>>53854642
uhh, ok thanks. weird, but not surprising considering you guys cook deep-fried butter

>>53854658
I think that tag is inaccurate

>>53854660
yeah, they make it more interesting

>>53854673
Eh, sounds decent enough for dinner

>>53854620
Starving kids in Canada would kill for that meal

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>>53854700

>>53854713
I only saved that pic cause I thought it looked gross. It's from a local ballpark.

/g/693308/4fc54cfb7b/

>>53854738
>>53854725
I had a (fickle) change of heart.
I'm an entrepreneur, this is going to be a new college delicacy.

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>>53854692
I was upset earlier and it made me nauseous so i didn't eat and continued to be upset throughout the day.

I'm worried about my cat. I couldn't find him. Looked all over and called for him. Its raining right now so I don't think he'd come out now anyways

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>>53854700
>bbm

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>>53854798
America is fucked.

>tfw the KGB literally backed feminists to destroy western society

>>53854788
It ain't half bad.

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Guys. I came into this serbian house and they kept offering me shots of vinjak and bottles of beer. It's 5am. I'm going to be so drunk this week I'm in Serbia I don't know how I'm gonna survive. Does anyone have tips for not getting shitfaces?

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>>53854819
Sorry

anime

>>53854848

just dont drink

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>>53854830
At least he's not old and faceless

>>53854848
just keep drinking f@m
>>53854819
cats are for autistic people

>>53854863

forever

>>53854883
t. King Autisimo

>>53854819
That sucks.. I hope you find your cat. My families cat went missing when I was a kid during a thunder storm. We found her a day later in some field near by after hours of searching, she came at the call of our voices. Dumb thing was hungry and scared. She lived till 19 years old with us, but we made her an indoor cat eventually.

I hope you find your kitty, anon. Feel better.

>>53854863

MANime

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>when one of your favourite doujins gets deleted from the panda

gas the kikes, race war now

>>53854848
eat food and drink lots of water

enjoy life in serbia, sounds fun

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hi friends how are you

>>53854866
This is Serbia. That's not an option.
>>53854883
Fuck 5 day drinking binge here I come. I'm not gonna see these lovely people ever again so does it really matter if I make a fool of myself?

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>>53854881
>old and faceless
Not even gods can defeat a group of faceless, old men.

>>53854848
Sounds like fun, man up and beat slavs at their own game

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>>53854668
>he didn't take accutane
>he doesn't have lip balm on hand constangly

>>53854927
Serbia is ducking amazing. I showed up at 5am and my friends mom was ready with chicken, Russian salad, beer, vinjak and cigarettes. Beautiful country. Beautiful people. Fuck

>>53854941
doesnt matter at all, ive been drinking everyday for years. You probably wont even get hung over after a few days. Why are you in serbia anyway?

>>53854941
That's part of the fun. I got kinda drunk with some Taiwanese aborigines last weekend and we just spent most of the time in karaoke.

>>53854968
I wish I could travel to places like that. Enjoy your time there!

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>>53854883
I'm kinda autistic so you'd be correct

>>53854910
Thank you Anon <3
The neighbors abandoned this cat. Straight up left him when they moved, i was feeding him for months before just because they wouldn't. I took him in and got him a reflective collar with a tag on it. He's not entirely indoor like my other cat but I've been able to build him up to staying in for dinner, sleeping and breakfast. He was never litter box trained but now he uses it. He went out in the morning but then it started raining before i got home from work.

>>53854819
i pray for your kitty
My friends cat ran away for like 3 months then came back, there's hope pal.
>>53854635
My mom was a in her early 20s in the early 90s and was edgy as fuck
>>53854642
driving is fun i drove to the wisconsin dells yesteday

Fuck

>>53854987
>Taiwanese aborigines

Interesting, how was that?

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>>53855028

>>53855019
I'm sure he'll come back after it rains. If he was used to having shit owners he's been stuck outside during the rain before. Probably just hiding under a deck somewhere, waiting for it to let up before coming home.

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>>53855019
have a blini for your troubles

>>53855029
It was pretty fun actually. Super relaxed. I'll post some pics in a few mins.

Oh god please kill me I just want to sleep

Why can't I sleep

>>53855084

buy some dramamine

I'm just sitting on my phone on /int/ while there's a full conversation in front of me. Thank god its not in English or I would feel obligated to involve myself.

>>53855080
Are they significantly different than normal Taiwanese?

>>53855094
proud of ya' buddy

>>53855065
Thank you Anon

>>53855054
Thank you reassuring anon, I appreciate it. I just worry for the little guy. You're probably right in that he has the street smarts to be okay

>>53855084
Have you tried melatonin? Heard it works for some people

>>53855054
Or frozen solid under 15 cm of snow

>>53855107
Honestly. It's a man getting reacquainted with his family after months of moving abroad and I'm just sitting here on int quietly in the corner. And I think I hear roosters cawing. I don't know man...

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>>53855136
why are you there now?

>>53855119
No problem. I tend to freak out when a cat goes missing but it tends to turn out fine. They're dumb enough to walk into glass doors but smart enough to take care of themselves for the most part.

>>53855129
He said it's raining, not snowing.

>>53855136
If you're getting too tired you can always go sleep or shitpost from your hotel. Then wake up refreshed and go drinking with them again the next night.

>>53855202
Drowned under 15 cm of acid rain

>>53855222
He'll just climb a tree, jump onto your roof and shit on it while meowing at your window.

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>>53855098
I don't know for sure. I haven't really seen enough of Taiwan to say. They don't seem to be different culturally, but socially they are poorer.

Here's a fish they BBQed when we were on the mountain farm. All the locals came by and just had some beers and food at about noon.

>>53855154
N I C E

>>53855193
My friend invited me to celebrate his Slava.
>>53855220
I'm staying with my friend. I've given up the hope of sleeping this 48hour period. Maybe tomorrow night... maybe....

>>53855295
you can be a pussy and pass out if you want, at worst they laugh at your unconscious body and draw cocks on your face

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>>53855274
It was pretty funny desu

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>>53855256
Everybody is pretty friendly for the most part. Younger guys weren't really that interested in me but these old dudes were fun.

>>53855154
>>>/g/808928/d46a953abc/

>>53855323
Not so worried about passing out. I'm worried about feeling sick and puking. I once threw up after 6 shots of vodka. But that was back when I had no tolerance. >>53855323

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>>53855337
agreed

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>>53855349
dis nigga had a farm accident

>>53855389
If you're feeling sick go drink some water and eat something. It can help prevent hangovers too.

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>>53855413
Then here's some place across from my hotel.

>>53855482

what if she's really thin but she's got child bearing hips

>>53855389
If you ever feel sick while drinking, eat something. This only didn't work for me when I was on week-long drinking binges where I was mostly blacked out the entire time. Never drink like I did, it's never worth it unless you're suicidal.

>>53855482
I'm ok with a little bit of fat, but when you getting rolls it is too much.
Once fat rolls form, they are definitely too fat.

>>53855482
I've dated girls that were overweight because of the hips/ass and boob region.

>2016
>fat people are still allowed to exist

a damn shame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnUL9xt_aW8

>>53855513
shoot your seed inside, and make her bear your child ASAP

>>53855543

If only I knew any grills....

>>53855456
Thanks m8. There should be plenty of food here . As for hangovers.. fuck it as long as I done feel nauseous or lightheaded.

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>>53855154
interesting

gave up when I was like 31.
I had friends and an impressive job. At the time I owned a house and while I wasn't in insanly good shape, I was in the best shape of my life at that point in my life. I could bench 255 8X, I could curl 120 12X and running 50 miles a week in preparation for my fifth full marathon.
I went and tried speed dating and signed up for 3 nights. My thinking was well seeing as my online dating was a always a failure maybe if I was face-to-face I could get a date. I never got a sense except one exception that any of the conversations were bad or akward. I laughed, I made most of the women laugh. I didnt think any of the women I met thought I was weird or creepy.
I walked away without a single date after those 3 nights. Suddenly I realized what the fuck is wrong with this world. I'm not perfect but I kept asking myself how much more do I have to do to just get 1 !@#$ing date. Not a relationship, not sex, just 15 minutes over coffee. And yet here I was killing myself into my thirties without a single date all my life to show for it.
That's when I realized it wasn;t worth it. I should be proud of myself and stop spending my time doing things that don;t make me feel good about myself; even if that means I might be alone for the rest of my life.
I didn't stop moving forward. I didn't stop making friends or having goals. But I'm not going to go out of my way to spend time with people that have no interest in me.

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>>53855541
>tfw fat people try and shame fat shamers

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>>53855503
Last pic: a bunch of empty beers

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>>53855565
I bet you know plenty of boys.

I have to pee but I'm too emberrassed to interrupt this deep conversation I serbian to ask where the toilets are. How did someone as autistic as me manage to travel this far?

>>53855614
>on 4chan while on holiday

why?

okay guys of to bed

>>53855595

yes, but not in a gay way

>>53855614
just drunkenly stumble into the halls and look around, if someone gets eye contact with you just ask

>>53855565
Go out and meet some?
Do you have any friends?
Or, you could take what >>53855595 is implying to heart, and deprive yourself of straight things and force yourself to become gay.

>people literally are dying because of this cold and more will die when the storm hits on friday
>i'm waking up with a bit of sweat because I sleep with my AC at 80 with my window cracked just a bit for air circulation
>I don't even pay for utilities, they're included in my rent!
How should i feel about this?

who /drunkasfuk/ here?

>>53855658

I did, but Ive lost touch with all of them

and my campus is about as active as cheronobyl

>>53855678
soon

>>53855673
rules of nature

If you feel bad enough go volunteer at a homeless shelter I suppose

>>53855673
who cares
tons of homeless people die every winter here in winnipeg, weeds out the retarded hobos

>>53855694
cheronobyl is rather radioactive

>>53855673
what's the temperature outside in not American numbers?

probably just hobos and drunks will die

why cant i post this is triggering me

>>53855694
Make contact again?
If not, maybe seek out a new circle of friends?
What kind of hobbies do you have?

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>>53855673
Great. I could've died on the way home from work, but now I'm high/drunk and some people are stranded in a ditch.

>>53855678
Working on it.

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>>53855632
You can fuck them in a heterosexual way.

>>53855735

Ive tried, but they never visit the old hangout place anymore

Sports and vidya, but Im too puny for the jocks and the only vidya on campus is professional smash,league and fifa

>>53855754
>driving thru snowstorm in the middle of nowhere
>see some people that ditched their car trying to flag down cars for help
>keep driving
get rekt nerds

chi

>>53855778
Do they go somewhere instead?
If they do, go there
If they don't, get them back together

>>53855802
I couldn't see the lines on the road earlier. Shit was intense.

>>53855349
>>53855625
This isn't a holiday friend. This is my life. I just kinda wound up in Serbia for a few days. Heading back to my normal life in Dublin on Sunday though

>>53855812
le

>>53855813

I dont know where they go now. I havent seen any of them in months

>>53855812
chi chi le le en el ma pa no se ve

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>>53855777
>trying to corrupt pure anons with such homosexual lewdness

plz no

nice trips tho

A female friend I'm interested had sex one time with a male friend of mine. I heard this from him one night when we were drinking and another friend confirmed it. He doesn't know that I like her though so he wasn't saying it to hurt my feelings or anything. Also, he's in a relationship now and the girl I like and him are still friends.

Would this make you feel weird/hesitant to pursue?

natsoc and proud

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did anyone else just see a webm of a dude shitting and pissing on a baby or was that just me

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>80% dark chocolate, mixed nuts, and 2% milk

>>53855901

sounds like the /sp/ cp poster is lurking around

>>53855877
I dunno'. You might want to ask your friend about it to prevent weirdness. Since he's in a relationship right now I doubt he'll get back with that girl or try to any time soon.

>>53855778
>only vidya on campus is professional smash, league, and fifa

fug, it is literally the exact same at my campus. There's also a board game club but I dunno

>>53855856
Ask them man
Gotta take initiative desu

>>53855920
Why would I ask him anything?

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>>53855914
White > all

>>53855956
If anything is still going on because you're interested? Idk.

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>>53856016
i don't like sweet things

>>53856016
t. uncle tomás

>>53856044
That's cause you're already sweet enough

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>>53856044
Nerd.

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>>53856109
oh you

>tfw I have oneitis
>tfw I can't even talk to tinder whores anymore because I know I don't like them

HELP

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>>53856122
very rude
this is a no bully zone

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kms one day

>>53855877
Unless you're uncomfortable with your friend circle knowing then it probably isn't anything if they only had sex once and he's with some other girl now.

>>53856146
Say her name, lad. (´・ω・`)

back
lienenkugel's and dairy queen desu

>>53856188
NO
:3

anyone here a physics major?

how the hell do you remember all this stuff?