I would let her literally sit and shit on my face.
i'm quite partial to that qt redditor boxxy
No, but if you gave some of them attention and took care of them when they were vomiting from chemo I'm sure they'd enjoy the companionship.
They probably won't murder suicide you as you sleep.
Tongans getting ready to float when the seas rise.
I mean like convince that making me happy for a little bit would mean the world to me, and would have karma points or whatever in the afterlife.
When the fuck has someone been murdered by their chemo patient lover?
She's really turned on by ivory and trunks.
>When the fuck has someone been murdered by their chemo patient lover?
I WON'T DIE ALONE ANON
THE DISEASE IS TAKING ME BUT I SHALL TAKE YOU WITH ME
I fucking love that girl so much. I have some of her pics saved on my other PC from when some dude was dumping them in /tv/ a year or so back. Her body is just built to get fucked. Even more perfect than Miss Alice.
I don't think even dying women are that stupid, anon.
>When the fuck has someone been murdered by their chemo patient lover?
Time to find out. I'd say post results but if you get murder suicided I doubt we'll hear about it.
Are you moving into the basement suite of another old couple?
So companies who clean up flooding damage can stay in business. Also it might be cheaper to build a basement then two story regulation wise? Not sure.
I wish to grope a boob one day, be it voluntarily or forced, forced would be good since she would pull back that way I could feel consistency and elasticity
No, you live in paper houses instead
>you can actually make a hole by punching a wall in America
>I don't think even dying women are that stupid, anon.
You'd surprised given the amount of people in this country with cancer. Have to be a few, cute oddballs.
Maybe offer to take their virginity before death
Here is my bath tub
My shower is on the highest hot setting
My house has four floors
Are you literally poor?
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" "lol, cum", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL, CUM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Oh, you have four rooms and they ALL have real floors instead of tamped down earth?
You must be the richest Mexican of all.
Because I like to be clean
I don't have crabs
>that feel when you see people pursuing romantic/sex relations and it makes you feel uncomfortable
i dont want to feel like this
>tfw just realized i won't be able to dudeweedlmao all the dudeweedlmao i just bought because drug test
My gf's family has a second house-- an investment property, and it has five floors if you count the underground parking area. Don't even see what the point is having more than two floors cause you end up too tired to go all the way to the top. I've really grown to like these concrete buildings. Stick-frame is still more comfy but concrete is just way more versatile for the cost.
>Not having a bucket full of ice and beers next to the tub
Do you just hate the good things in life, or what?
I remember you posting about that.
Good to think ahead. If you get the job I'd make sure to read into employee manuals to make sure it's not a fire able offense too. Even if laws about weed ever change it just might affect criminal convictions, not company policies.
devilishly handsome and charismatic young lad
Yeah, I don't know how it works for now, and I don't want to risk this job since I want it really badly.
The info I found was for the US, and couldn't manage to find anything for Canada, so I'm just going to play it safe.
You've come to the wrong neighborhood nigga
Because you can't escape who you are.
No matter how hard you try.
well im not, I did play monopoly once though. They arnt bad people I still dont understand why lmm was banned though. He may have been a creepy weirdo taking pictures of people but that isnt against the rules.
You're a little girl who won't even touch a gun.
>about to start fapping
>really getting in the mood
>accidentally click on the tab in which YouTube was open
>see this video in my recommended videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oPuaC5_2Rs
>even though I was about to start fapping, I decide "eh what the hell, I'm curious"
>immediately remember all of the feels which this soundtrack entails
>my eyes literally get misty
>I can't fap anymore
>I still dont understand why lmm was banned though
You're either dumb or trolling.
Would kill for a grilled cheese rn but I'm too lazy to make one
>implying that's relevant
Lots of people don't want to touch guns. It's a perfectly valid fear.
Did you try fixing it senpai?
He was banned for spamming and shitposting.
Then he ban evaded and got permabanned for it, deservedly.
He could've waited out the first ban, but he started proxyfagging.
>but you already know all this don't you
>tfw you weren't born in the late 70s
>tfw you didn't get to be a teenager in the 90s
i'm gonna drive and make up my mind on the way
looks like a kit-kat
I meant toaster oven which costs more. Second hand toasters can be cheap but they might stop working. Like 10 dollars.
>auschwitz mode out of sheer laziness
Do you not eat or forget to eat for long periods and still not get hungry? It worries me.
Lever is broken and other parts stopped working. Might try disassembling it. Probably some plastic part.
I was upset earlier and it made me nauseous so i didn't eat and continued to be upset throughout the day.
I'm worried about my cat. I couldn't find him. Looked all over and called for him. Its raining right now so I don't think he'd come out now anyways
America is fucked.
>tfw the KGB literally backed feminists to destroy western society
Guys. I came into this serbian house and they kept offering me shots of vinjak and bottles of beer. It's 5am. I'm going to be so drunk this week I'm in Serbia I don't know how I'm gonna survive. Does anyone have tips for not getting shitfaces?
That sucks.. I hope you find your cat. My families cat went missing when I was a kid during a thunder storm. We found her a day later in some field near by after hours of searching, she came at the call of our voices. Dumb thing was hungry and scared. She lived till 19 years old with us, but we made her an indoor cat eventually.
I hope you find your kitty, anon. Feel better.
>when one of your favourite doujins gets deleted from the panda
gas the kikes, race war now
This is Serbia. That's not an option.
Fuck 5 day drinking binge here I come. I'm not gonna see these lovely people ever again so does it really matter if I make a fool of myself?
>old and faceless
Not even gods can defeat a group of faceless, old men.
>he didn't take accutane
>he doesn't have lip balm on hand constangly
I'm kinda autistic so you'd be correct
Thank you Anon <3
The neighbors abandoned this cat. Straight up left him when they moved, i was feeding him for months before just because they wouldn't. I took him in and got him a reflective collar with a tag on it. He's not entirely indoor like my other cat but I've been able to build him up to staying in for dinner, sleeping and breakfast. He was never litter box trained but now he uses it. He went out in the morning but then it started raining before i got home from work.
i pray for your kitty
My friends cat ran away for like 3 months then came back, there's hope pal.
My mom was a in her early 20s in the early 90s and was edgy as fuck
driving is fun i drove to the wisconsin dells yesteday
I'm sure he'll come back after it rains. If he was used to having shit owners he's been stuck outside during the rain before. Probably just hiding under a deck somewhere, waiting for it to let up before coming home.
Thank you Anon
Thank you reassuring anon, I appreciate it. I just worry for the little guy. You're probably right in that he has the street smarts to be okay
Have you tried melatonin? Heard it works for some people
Honestly. It's a man getting reacquainted with his family after months of moving abroad and I'm just sitting here on int quietly in the corner. And I think I hear roosters cawing. I don't know man...
No problem. I tend to freak out when a cat goes missing but it tends to turn out fine. They're dumb enough to walk into glass doors but smart enough to take care of themselves for the most part.
He said it's raining, not snowing.
I don't know for sure. I haven't really seen enough of Taiwan to say. They don't seem to be different culturally, but socially they are poorer.
Here's a fish they BBQed when we were on the mountain farm. All the locals came by and just had some beers and food at about noon.
Everybody is pretty friendly for the most part. Younger guys weren't really that interested in me but these old dudes were fun.
Then here's some place across from my hotel.
If you ever feel sick while drinking, eat something. This only didn't work for me when I was on week-long drinking binges where I was mostly blacked out the entire time. Never drink like I did, it's never worth it unless you're suicidal.
gave up when I was like 31.
I had friends and an impressive job. At the time I owned a house and while I wasn't in insanly good shape, I was in the best shape of my life at that point in my life. I could bench 255 8X, I could curl 120 12X and running 50 miles a week in preparation for my fifth full marathon.
I went and tried speed dating and signed up for 3 nights. My thinking was well seeing as my online dating was a always a failure maybe if I was face-to-face I could get a date. I never got a sense except one exception that any of the conversations were bad or akward. I laughed, I made most of the women laugh. I didnt think any of the women I met thought I was weird or creepy.
I walked away without a single date after those 3 nights. Suddenly I realized what the fuck is wrong with this world. I'm not perfect but I kept asking myself how much more do I have to do to just get 1 !@#$ing date. Not a relationship, not sex, just 15 minutes over coffee. And yet here I was killing myself into my thirties without a single date all my life to show for it.
That's when I realized it wasn;t worth it. I should be proud of myself and stop spending my time doing things that don;t make me feel good about myself; even if that means I might be alone for the rest of my life.
I didn't stop moving forward. I didn't stop making friends or having goals. But I'm not going to go out of my way to spend time with people that have no interest in me.
>people literally are dying because of this cold and more will die when the storm hits on friday
>i'm waking up with a bit of sweat because I sleep with my AC at 80 with my window cracked just a bit for air circulation
>I don't even pay for utilities, they're included in my rent!
How should i feel about this?
Great. I could've died on the way home from work, but now I'm high/drunk and some people are stranded in a ditch.
>trying to corrupt pure anons with such homosexual lewdness
nice trips tho
A female friend I'm interested had sex one time with a male friend of mine. I heard this from him one night when we were drinking and another friend confirmed it. He doesn't know that I like her though so he wasn't saying it to hurt my feelings or anything. Also, he's in a relationship now and the girl I like and him are still friends.
Would this make you feel weird/hesitant to pursue?
did anyone else just see a webm of a dude shitting and pissing on a baby or was that just me
Dark chocolate tastes like dick
do you like dick?
Yeah, he is a pretty questionable source isn't he?
>literally going crazy from all the advice and things ive read about relationships and women and sex
>theres a girl i like
>been hanging out with her for a bit building up courage to ask
>i think she likes me back
Give me YOUR ENERGY /CUM/ i am going to make it !
>All that plus Stellaris
The year I finally go bankrupt desu
I'm afraid my energy isn't going to do you much good. But good luck nontheless.